this is my epilogue. yeah, i decided 2 write it. hope u like it. plz
review!!
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"This is nerve-wracking," muttered St. No-No. "I can't believe they shut down our home."
"It's rather unsettling, isn't it?" asked Zig Zag, squeezing Hammer's hand. "I haven't seen my parents for ages. I bet they won't like the way I've turned out, thanks to Camp Green Lake. Oh well."
"At least we all live close to each other, right?" Ukulele Peanut said cheerfully. "I mean, things could be a lot worse. We could all live so far away, we'd never see each other again!"
There were murmurs of agreement.
In case you couldn't already tell, Camp Green Lake had been closed down. The snow had buried the Warden's car, then her cabin exploded for no apparent reason. The FBI investigated, and then closed the camp. All the children were being sent home.
"On the plus side, we didn't have to ride on a bus," Eloisha said. "Or the subway. I can't stand either of them. The best part about riding a train is the lack of seatbelts."
"We're on a train?!" Starfish asked, standing up.
"Wow, someone's attentive today," X-Ray sighed, rolling his eyes.
"DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME, BUSTER!!" Starfish shouted.
"I ROLL MY EYES ANY TIME I WANT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!" X-Ray yelled back.
"People, stop your yelling," Dude said. Everyone stared at her. "What? Screw the yelling and start SCREAMIN' YOUR HEADS OFF!!" Leaping into the air to join the fist fight that had started between X-Ray and *fish, Elise did not notice a bag of sugar she'd been holding fall out of her pocket.
"Why were you keeping a large bag of sugar in your pocket?" asked Armpit. But Dude didn't hear him. "HELLO?!"
"Hey!!" St. No-No cried. "Eloisha, help me keep Ukulele Peanut away from the sugar!! She's eating it!!"
"This--is no--time--to be eating--sugar!!" Eloisha growled, trying to pull Peanut off of the sugar (St. No-No was yanking on the bag, trying to get it away from Peanut at the same time).
"Nooooo, it's MINE!!" Ukulele Peanut protested (a/n: sry 2 depict u like this, caroline. i hope ur not insulted).
"I wonder what's going on over there?" one of the train passengers muttered to the person next to her.
"I haven't the slightest idea."
Suddenly, Ukulele Peanut and St. No-No lost their grip on the bag o' sugar at the same time, causing it to fly into the air....and land promptly on the two people who were discussing their actions.
"Peanut, see what you did?!" Eloisha cried.
"Actually, it's Dude's fault," commented Magnet.
"Yeah," Armpit agreed. "SHE was the one toting around a bag of sugar. Without her, none of this would've happened."
"Hey, you're RIGHT!! LET'S GET DUDE, EVERYONE!!!" St. No-No shouted rather uncharacteristically. "YAAAAAAAH!!"
"Excuse me," came a voice. "But is this your bag of sugar, by any chance?"
St. No-No turned around and gasped in shock. Silence echoed through out the whole train.
"What's the hold-up?" asked X-Ray, one arm around Dude's neck (choking her) and his other hand grabbing Starfish's hair.
"It's MERYL STREEP!!" St. No-No cried in desperation. "I'm so sorry our sugar flew on top of you! It--I promise it won't happen again!!"
"It couldn't," said Streep's little friend. "You seem to be out of sugar."
This time it was Dude's turn to gasp. "Guys--WE'RE RIDING IN THE SAME TRAIN CAR AS DREW BARRYMORE!!!"
"Um, hello, I'm right here," Drew said, feeling a little awkward.
"What're you guys doing here?" Armpit asked ignorantly. "I mean, shouldn't you be in New York, or Sunset Boulevard or something?"
"Actually, we came to visit Bennifer," Meryl replied. "They told us they'd be having their wedding here, and we wanted to crash."
"But then they called off the wedding, so we caught the train back to town to the airport which will take us home," Drew said. "Where're all you kids from?"
"Camp Green Lake," Squid answered. "It just got closed down, so all the kids are getting sent home."
"Hmmm....Camp Green Lake," Meryl muttered. "That doesn't ring a bell, I'm afraid. Oh well."
"Hey, can I have your autograph?" Eloisha asked, pushing past Dude to Meryl Streep. "I just saw you in Death Becomes Her a while ago, and I thought you were very funny. HEE HEE!!"
"Uh, sure," Meryl answered, taking out a pen and signing Eloisha's sleeve.
"Could you sign my other sleeve?" Eloisha asked Drew, who obliged. And suddenly, everyone in D-Tent was asking for an autograph from the two stars (except Armpit, who didnt' know who Meryl Streep was, for which St. No-No and Dude bashed him over the head).
As Drew Barrymore and Meryl Streep began cleaning up the sugar, Zig Zag muttered to Starfish, "I thought you didn't like Streep. Why did you ask her for her autograph?"
"Because she's famous," Starfish answered, cackling evilly. "Maybe I can hawk this someday for a lot of cash!!"
"I should've known that," X-Ray sighed, rolling his eyes. Again.
"HEY!! ARE YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES AT ME AGAIN, BUSTER BROWN?!" Starfish demanded.
"Oh no," sighed Meryl Streep, ducking behind a fellow pedestrian's train seat.
"Here we go again!" cried Drew, preparing herself for an attack of more sugar or other foods.
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"MOM!! DAD!!!" Starfish cried, running off the train and into her parents' arms (awwwww!!) "AND....Tommy. Um, hello."
"Oh, we're so glad you're back, Kathy!" (a/n: uh-huh, sure. jk, kathy!)
"PARENTS!!"
"NORA!!"
"CASEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
And, so on and so forth. Eloisha turned and saw Zero still standing on the train. She pulled herself out of her mother's grasp and walked towards him. "Zero, what're you doing? Where are your parents?"
"Oh, *sniff*!" sobbed Elisha's mother. "Our little Elisha is already ALL GROWN UP!! OHHH!!!"
"I don't have a dad," Zero muttered. "And I don't know where my mom is. I'm just going to keep riding and get off when I feel like it."
"But....but you couldn't think of a thing like that!" Eloisha protested, tears welling up in her eyes. "You.....you just couldn't!"
"Couldn't I?" Zero asked. Eloisha jumped when he suddenly flew on top of her and Drew Barrymore and Meryl Streep walked off the train.
"Sorry," Drew apologized, helping both of them watch. "But you two were making me cry! Just stay here, Zero. It was....MEANT TO BE!!"
"But I don't have anywhere to stay," Zero said. "I told you, I don't know where my mother is... she could be dead, for all I know."
Meryl Streep firmly took his hand. "In that case, Drew and I are going to hire a whole detective agency to help find her!!"
"Um....we are?" Drew asked. Meryl shot her a withering look. "Oh, uh-- of course we are!! Ha...ha ha!! Don't worry, kid. With us, you can't fail! We'll have you reunited with your mom in no time!! Yeah.... all we need to do is buy an extra plane ticket for you, so you can come with us."
"Wow, really?" Zero asked.
"Sure, why not?" Meryl asked. "But we'll have to hurry, if we're going to buy you a ticket. And if they're sold out, we can always stuff Drew into my duffle bag."
"Ha ha."
"Thanks for doing this, guys," Eloisha said.
"No need to thank us," Drew laughed. She saw a yellow cab starting to approach them. "Hey, TAXI!!!! TAXI, C'MERE!!!!!!!!!! Bye, everyone!! And don't worry, we'll send Zero back where he belongs once we find his mom!"
"Bb Yy Ee!!" called Eloisha.
"BBBYYYEEEE!!!!!"
"Dear, we heard what happened to Stanley," Casey's mother said. "And we know you must be very depressed."
"What, about Caveman?" Hammer asked. "Don't be stupid--and I got your letter, anyway. I know you knew. By the way, meet my new guy--Zig Zag. Well, his real name is Ricky, but Zig Zag just sounds better, don't you think?"
"Which one is, um....'ZigZag'?" her mother asked.
"That one. The guy with the cute hair standing with the lady in the rather ugly blue dress."
"Oh, he's HOT!"
"Mo-om!!"
"Sorry."
"Guess what we did while you were away, Jose?" Magnet's father said.
"What?"
"We bought you a puppy!"
"WOW, REALLY?! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!"
"And guess what else? School starts tomorrow!"
Suddenly there was a silence throughout the station.
"...........NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
~the REAL end~
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A/N: well, thats it. i hope u all liked reading this, cuz i liked writin' it! bye bye!!! sry things couldnt work out between u and zigzag, eloisha. AND U HAD BETTER REVIEW, OR ELSE!!!
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"This is nerve-wracking," muttered St. No-No. "I can't believe they shut down our home."
"It's rather unsettling, isn't it?" asked Zig Zag, squeezing Hammer's hand. "I haven't seen my parents for ages. I bet they won't like the way I've turned out, thanks to Camp Green Lake. Oh well."
"At least we all live close to each other, right?" Ukulele Peanut said cheerfully. "I mean, things could be a lot worse. We could all live so far away, we'd never see each other again!"
There were murmurs of agreement.
In case you couldn't already tell, Camp Green Lake had been closed down. The snow had buried the Warden's car, then her cabin exploded for no apparent reason. The FBI investigated, and then closed the camp. All the children were being sent home.
"On the plus side, we didn't have to ride on a bus," Eloisha said. "Or the subway. I can't stand either of them. The best part about riding a train is the lack of seatbelts."
"We're on a train?!" Starfish asked, standing up.
"Wow, someone's attentive today," X-Ray sighed, rolling his eyes.
"DON'T YOU ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME, BUSTER!!" Starfish shouted.
"I ROLL MY EYES ANY TIME I WANT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!" X-Ray yelled back.
"People, stop your yelling," Dude said. Everyone stared at her. "What? Screw the yelling and start SCREAMIN' YOUR HEADS OFF!!" Leaping into the air to join the fist fight that had started between X-Ray and *fish, Elise did not notice a bag of sugar she'd been holding fall out of her pocket.
"Why were you keeping a large bag of sugar in your pocket?" asked Armpit. But Dude didn't hear him. "HELLO?!"
"Hey!!" St. No-No cried. "Eloisha, help me keep Ukulele Peanut away from the sugar!! She's eating it!!"
"This--is no--time--to be eating--sugar!!" Eloisha growled, trying to pull Peanut off of the sugar (St. No-No was yanking on the bag, trying to get it away from Peanut at the same time).
"Nooooo, it's MINE!!" Ukulele Peanut protested (a/n: sry 2 depict u like this, caroline. i hope ur not insulted).
"I wonder what's going on over there?" one of the train passengers muttered to the person next to her.
"I haven't the slightest idea."
Suddenly, Ukulele Peanut and St. No-No lost their grip on the bag o' sugar at the same time, causing it to fly into the air....and land promptly on the two people who were discussing their actions.
"Peanut, see what you did?!" Eloisha cried.
"Actually, it's Dude's fault," commented Magnet.
"Yeah," Armpit agreed. "SHE was the one toting around a bag of sugar. Without her, none of this would've happened."
"Hey, you're RIGHT!! LET'S GET DUDE, EVERYONE!!!" St. No-No shouted rather uncharacteristically. "YAAAAAAAH!!"
"Excuse me," came a voice. "But is this your bag of sugar, by any chance?"
St. No-No turned around and gasped in shock. Silence echoed through out the whole train.
"What's the hold-up?" asked X-Ray, one arm around Dude's neck (choking her) and his other hand grabbing Starfish's hair.
"It's MERYL STREEP!!" St. No-No cried in desperation. "I'm so sorry our sugar flew on top of you! It--I promise it won't happen again!!"
"It couldn't," said Streep's little friend. "You seem to be out of sugar."
This time it was Dude's turn to gasp. "Guys--WE'RE RIDING IN THE SAME TRAIN CAR AS DREW BARRYMORE!!!"
"Um, hello, I'm right here," Drew said, feeling a little awkward.
"What're you guys doing here?" Armpit asked ignorantly. "I mean, shouldn't you be in New York, or Sunset Boulevard or something?"
"Actually, we came to visit Bennifer," Meryl replied. "They told us they'd be having their wedding here, and we wanted to crash."
"But then they called off the wedding, so we caught the train back to town to the airport which will take us home," Drew said. "Where're all you kids from?"
"Camp Green Lake," Squid answered. "It just got closed down, so all the kids are getting sent home."
"Hmmm....Camp Green Lake," Meryl muttered. "That doesn't ring a bell, I'm afraid. Oh well."
"Hey, can I have your autograph?" Eloisha asked, pushing past Dude to Meryl Streep. "I just saw you in Death Becomes Her a while ago, and I thought you were very funny. HEE HEE!!"
"Uh, sure," Meryl answered, taking out a pen and signing Eloisha's sleeve.
"Could you sign my other sleeve?" Eloisha asked Drew, who obliged. And suddenly, everyone in D-Tent was asking for an autograph from the two stars (except Armpit, who didnt' know who Meryl Streep was, for which St. No-No and Dude bashed him over the head).
As Drew Barrymore and Meryl Streep began cleaning up the sugar, Zig Zag muttered to Starfish, "I thought you didn't like Streep. Why did you ask her for her autograph?"
"Because she's famous," Starfish answered, cackling evilly. "Maybe I can hawk this someday for a lot of cash!!"
"I should've known that," X-Ray sighed, rolling his eyes. Again.
"HEY!! ARE YOU ROLLING YOUR EYES AT ME AGAIN, BUSTER BROWN?!" Starfish demanded.
"Oh no," sighed Meryl Streep, ducking behind a fellow pedestrian's train seat.
"Here we go again!" cried Drew, preparing herself for an attack of more sugar or other foods.
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"MOM!! DAD!!!" Starfish cried, running off the train and into her parents' arms (awwwww!!) "AND....Tommy. Um, hello."
"Oh, we're so glad you're back, Kathy!" (a/n: uh-huh, sure. jk, kathy!)
"PARENTS!!"
"NORA!!"
"CASEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"
"MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
And, so on and so forth. Eloisha turned and saw Zero still standing on the train. She pulled herself out of her mother's grasp and walked towards him. "Zero, what're you doing? Where are your parents?"
"Oh, *sniff*!" sobbed Elisha's mother. "Our little Elisha is already ALL GROWN UP!! OHHH!!!"
"I don't have a dad," Zero muttered. "And I don't know where my mom is. I'm just going to keep riding and get off when I feel like it."
"But....but you couldn't think of a thing like that!" Eloisha protested, tears welling up in her eyes. "You.....you just couldn't!"
"Couldn't I?" Zero asked. Eloisha jumped when he suddenly flew on top of her and Drew Barrymore and Meryl Streep walked off the train.
"Sorry," Drew apologized, helping both of them watch. "But you two were making me cry! Just stay here, Zero. It was....MEANT TO BE!!"
"But I don't have anywhere to stay," Zero said. "I told you, I don't know where my mother is... she could be dead, for all I know."
Meryl Streep firmly took his hand. "In that case, Drew and I are going to hire a whole detective agency to help find her!!"
"Um....we are?" Drew asked. Meryl shot her a withering look. "Oh, uh-- of course we are!! Ha...ha ha!! Don't worry, kid. With us, you can't fail! We'll have you reunited with your mom in no time!! Yeah.... all we need to do is buy an extra plane ticket for you, so you can come with us."
"Wow, really?" Zero asked.
"Sure, why not?" Meryl asked. "But we'll have to hurry, if we're going to buy you a ticket. And if they're sold out, we can always stuff Drew into my duffle bag."
"Ha ha."
"Thanks for doing this, guys," Eloisha said.
"No need to thank us," Drew laughed. She saw a yellow cab starting to approach them. "Hey, TAXI!!!! TAXI, C'MERE!!!!!!!!!! Bye, everyone!! And don't worry, we'll send Zero back where he belongs once we find his mom!"
"Bb Yy Ee!!" called Eloisha.
"BBBYYYEEEE!!!!!"
"Dear, we heard what happened to Stanley," Casey's mother said. "And we know you must be very depressed."
"What, about Caveman?" Hammer asked. "Don't be stupid--and I got your letter, anyway. I know you knew. By the way, meet my new guy--Zig Zag. Well, his real name is Ricky, but Zig Zag just sounds better, don't you think?"
"Which one is, um....'ZigZag'?" her mother asked.
"That one. The guy with the cute hair standing with the lady in the rather ugly blue dress."
"Oh, he's HOT!"
"Mo-om!!"
"Sorry."
"Guess what we did while you were away, Jose?" Magnet's father said.
"What?"
"We bought you a puppy!"
"WOW, REALLY?! YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!"
"And guess what else? School starts tomorrow!"
Suddenly there was a silence throughout the station.
"...........NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
~the REAL end~
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A/N: well, thats it. i hope u all liked reading this, cuz i liked writin' it! bye bye!!! sry things couldnt work out between u and zigzag, eloisha. AND U HAD BETTER REVIEW, OR ELSE!!!