Autumn Fun: The Power of the Player Returns: Or Fun in the Leaves
I know, it's been a long time, but I've been fighting this really nasty virus, and I finally feel good enough to start writing again, and hot diggity Damn if I didn't get a lot of idea's. I may not be able to use them all this chapter, but they all will be used… I hope. Now I got a couple ideas that involved My B-hood Evolution Characters. I know it would be cool to have Mike and Betsy in this series, but I decided that the one thing I really like about this series, besides the fact that I don't have to come up with any ideas… Is the fact that I can take a break from writing those two. So unfortunately, they won't be in it. But some of the idea's summated for them might find their way into BHE…
And now to present the lovely people behind this chapter…
Sandlot/Viewer: You guys want X-23 to get hit by Toad's Player powers? I can work that in…
Todd Fan: a Mack Truck hits Toad? I can do that…
SandsO: Doug Ramsey pays Rahne a visit and has bad things happen to him? Ohhhhh… That's so evil…
MCM: The power of the player gets transferred to others… I can do that. And you have great idea's to torture Kelly. I must use them.
Rushikayu: Bringing back insane references from Winter Fun. Oh I love it.
Road Rage: Your idea will be used in the last Chapter.
Jhereg Assassin: The Drunks raid Bayville as Vikings and Scott gets abducted? Oh… This is interesting. So very interesting… However the drunks will do their raid in later chapters, I do still have to get them together you know.
Neko: Blob in a jump-roping contest? I can do that.
HareTrigger: First, Calm down and Take some drugs. As for your ideas of Hulk mauling Stan Lee, The Morlocks getting drunk and A Drunk signal… Consider them done.
Bardic Feline: I can use the ideas of Playing in the leaves right now, but the other two we'll save for a later chapter.
And those are the people to blame for the random insanity that is about to be unleashed upon you sorry souls. Now ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Blob. I can't believe you won a jump roping contest." Pietro said simply in shock and Blob put the giant trophy on the Brotherhood's mantel.
"I can't believe that they have an giant golden statue as a reward for jump roping." Wanda said simply.
"I can. This is the same town that some poor fool always seems to open an all you can eat Taco bar in. I can't count how many I've driven out of business."
"Seventeen." Pietro said simply. "But what's your point?"
"This town is full of idiots?" Wanda asked.
"Bingo." Blob said simply.
"Speaking of idiots, where's Toad…" Wanda asked as she looked around. The little bugger hasn't bothered me all day.
"Believe it or not, he's out playing in traffic." Pietro said simply as Wanda looked out the widow and saw Toad jumping around in traffic.
"Wow. He took me literally. Cool." Wanda said simply with a smile. (WHAM!) "On second thought…" Wanda said in disgust.
"I'll be damned. He got hit by a Mack Truck." Pietro said simply.
"And he's not a little smear on the ground. Interesting." Blob said simply as a Giant bus then rolled up and hit Toad again.
"Does this remind anyone else of Frogger?" Pietro asked.
"Hey is that?" Blob asked as the Tour Bus stopped after hitting Toad.
"It's the Brittany Spears ~ Linkin Park World Tour Bus!" Wanda shouted as the Brotherhood ran downstairs and outside. Toad was lying in a pile on the side of the road as Linkin Park got off the bus and screamed.
"GET HER AWAY FROM ME!" Mike Shinoda screamed as he and Chester ran off screaming.
"What's wrong guys?" Brittany asked as she skipped off the bus in one of her famous skimpy outfits.
"COME ON! SAY HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! I FREAKING DARE YOU!" Phoenix shouted as he held his guitar out like a club.
"I think she might have driven them Insane." Blob said simply.
"You think?" Pietro asked as he pointed to Mr. Han, who was in a strait jacket, foaming at the mouth.
"RUN!" Chester shouted from the distance as Linkin Park tore away from the scene faster than Pietro could have.
"That's impressive." Pietro said simply. "So very impressive."
"I know." Blob said simply as Brittany Spears began to look at him all dreamy. "Um, guys?" Blob asked as the teen pop sensation walked over to him and began modeling him. "Help… I think?" Blob said as Brittany began fondling him harder.
"Crap. The power of the Player has returned!" Pietro shouted. But with Toad no longer being a suitable host for it, it's gone into Blob!" Pietro shouted in horror.
"We're all doomed!" Wanda screamed. "Doomed by that sexy beast of a man!" Wanda purred. "OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST SAY!"
"I got to get you out of here." Pietro said as he grabbed Wanda and zoomed away.
"Ow…" Toad muttered from the side of the road. "Could someone get me a band-aid? My leg's starting to smell like almonds and it really hurts…"
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Bayville Park
"There they are!" Lance shouted as he found Kitty still chasing Kurt around with her axe, Bobby video taping the entire thing.
"BOY-TOY!" Amara called out.
"Crap." Bobby muttered as he turned around in horror and saw Amara standing there.
"Hello Boy-toy." Amara said with a smile.
"Eep." Bobby muttered, as he took off, Amara hot on his heels.
"Kitty?" Lance asked as Shadowcat skipped over to him, a clump of Kurt's fur in her hands.
"Yes?" Kitty asked innocently.
"I really do love you." Lance said as they fell into a pile of leaves and began to…play in them.
That's disgusting." Emma Frost said simply as she walked by, a man in a leather thong on a leash at her hells.
"I like your style." Amara said as she ran by.
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Xavier's
"Well, Henry. Its fall." Xavier said as he Beast and Logan walked down a long corridor.
"Yep." Logan said as beast nodded in approval.
"You know what that mean." Beast said with a smile as they got to the end of the hallway.
"Yes I do." Logan said with a huge grin as the retinal; scanner took all of their images and gave them access to a hidden room in the mansion. They walked into the room and looked around.
"Its beautiful." Xavier said as a tear slipped down his eye. They were surrounded by thousands of bottles of various liquors.
"There is a god." Beast said simply. "And his name is Jack Daniels."
"Amen." Logan said as he walked over and flipped on a switch. "It begins…"
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Ireland
"It's time." Banshee said as he looked up and saw a giant flaming bottle in the sky. He ran inside his house, grabbed a six-pack and flew towards Bayville.
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Magneto's Secret Lair
"Sabertooth, Mastermind, to me." Magneto said as he saw the flaming bottle in the sky. "It is time."
"YA-HOO!" Sabertooth shouted as they hopped into metal orbs that flew towards Bayville.
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Back at Xavier's
"I'd like to go swimming with bow-legged women and swim between their legs…" Came the drunken song from Xavier's office.
"It begins." Cyclops said as he walked by the door of the office. Oh well." Scot said simply as he walked outside. "What the…" Scott said as a beam of light surrounded him and he looked up. He saw a giant alien spaceship hovering above him. "DAMN YOU DESCENDENT!!!" Cyclops shouted as he saw sucked onboard the alien ship.
"Greeting earthling." Said the strange Green alien with tentacles for legs, wearing a glass dome. "I am Kang. And this is my sister Kodos." The alien said as he drooled.
"Hello." The other alien said as he drooled.
"Crud." Cyclops muttered as the spaceship flew away.
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Back at Bayville Park
"Rahne? Is that you?" A young Blond kid said as he ran up to Rahne.
"Doug? Doug Ramsey? Oh my god!" Rahne said as she hugged her old school friend. "I haven't seen you in years."
"I know." Doug said simply. "So what are you up to?" (WHAM)
"OH MY GOD!" Rahne screamed as a giant metal foot slammed down onto Doug, crushing him dead.
"Damn it Breaker." Optimus Prime said as he smacked the Autobot next to him. "We're in the wrong freaking Cartoon again. And stop looking at my ass damn it!" Prime said as he transformed into a truck and drove away, another car following him.
"Oh. My. God." Rahne said as she shook uncontrollably. "I see nothing. Nothing." Rahne said as she walked away slowly.
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Bayville High
"This looks to be a relaxing day." Kelly said as he took a deep breath of air. Before the Incredible Hulk appeared from nowhere.
"HULK SMASH!" Hulk shouted as he jumped on Kelly and then off into the distance.
"That was… quite… random…" Kelly moaned from the ground. Before Linkin Park ran him over as they drove their tour bus away from Bayville forever. "Ow…"
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Also, Back at the Brotherhood House
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Blob shouted as he ran away from Brittany Spears in horror.
"Oh the pain." Toad said as he got up off the ground. "Wait, I'm still alive."
"Of course silly." X-23 said as she walked over to Toad. "A lot of Fans wanted to seer you hook up with me, so I guess we can't disappoint them X-23 purred.
"Aren't you like Wolverines Kid or something?" Toad asked.
"You could say that."
"Well then… TALLY HO!" Toad shouted as he grabbed her and ran inside, X-23 giggling the entire way.
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The Morlock Tunnels
"I'd like to go swimming with bow-legged women and swim between their legs…" Came the drunken song from the Morlock tunnels. A huge tracker trailer of Beer had tipped over and beer had flooded the Bayville sewer systems. Needless to say, the Morlocks we're having the time of their lives.
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Back in Jamaica
"My spine…" Stan "the Man" Lee moaned as Spiderman walked away grumbling to himself as he tapped the baseball bat in his hands.
"HULK SMASH!"
"Oh no…" Stan Lee muttered as his eyes went wide in shock and horror. The incredible Hulk landed on his broken form, crushing him alive. "Ow…"
"Wait. Hulk was just in New York…" Hulk said as he scratched his head. "How did hulk get here? It make no sense. RAH!!!! PLOT HOLES CONFUSE HULK!" Hulk screamed as he held his head. "Make hulk head hurt! AHHHHHHHH!!!" (POP) Hulk screamed before his head blew up.
"Wow." Stan lee said simply. "Guess it finally caught up to him.
"Ahem."
"Oh no." Stan Lee said as he turned around to see Omega and Psylocke standing behind him.
"I believe you killed me off in the comic." Betsy said as she tapped her foot on the ground.
"And even though I'm a Mary sue, I still have to stick up for my girl." Mike said simply as he shrugged.
"Eep." Stan Muttered to himself. (There you all go. That's all the Omega and Psylocke you animals will see in this fic.)
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Well that's all for now. If your ideas weren't used in this chapter, don't fret. They will be used eventually. But for now, try submitting some for next chapter. I'll see you all soon. Peace out,
Descendent
I know, it's been a long time, but I've been fighting this really nasty virus, and I finally feel good enough to start writing again, and hot diggity Damn if I didn't get a lot of idea's. I may not be able to use them all this chapter, but they all will be used… I hope. Now I got a couple ideas that involved My B-hood Evolution Characters. I know it would be cool to have Mike and Betsy in this series, but I decided that the one thing I really like about this series, besides the fact that I don't have to come up with any ideas… Is the fact that I can take a break from writing those two. So unfortunately, they won't be in it. But some of the idea's summated for them might find their way into BHE…
And now to present the lovely people behind this chapter…
Sandlot/Viewer: You guys want X-23 to get hit by Toad's Player powers? I can work that in…
Todd Fan: a Mack Truck hits Toad? I can do that…
SandsO: Doug Ramsey pays Rahne a visit and has bad things happen to him? Ohhhhh… That's so evil…
MCM: The power of the player gets transferred to others… I can do that. And you have great idea's to torture Kelly. I must use them.
Rushikayu: Bringing back insane references from Winter Fun. Oh I love it.
Road Rage: Your idea will be used in the last Chapter.
Jhereg Assassin: The Drunks raid Bayville as Vikings and Scott gets abducted? Oh… This is interesting. So very interesting… However the drunks will do their raid in later chapters, I do still have to get them together you know.
Neko: Blob in a jump-roping contest? I can do that.
HareTrigger: First, Calm down and Take some drugs. As for your ideas of Hulk mauling Stan Lee, The Morlocks getting drunk and A Drunk signal… Consider them done.
Bardic Feline: I can use the ideas of Playing in the leaves right now, but the other two we'll save for a later chapter.
And those are the people to blame for the random insanity that is about to be unleashed upon you sorry souls. Now ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
********************
The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Blob. I can't believe you won a jump roping contest." Pietro said simply in shock and Blob put the giant trophy on the Brotherhood's mantel.
"I can't believe that they have an giant golden statue as a reward for jump roping." Wanda said simply.
"I can. This is the same town that some poor fool always seems to open an all you can eat Taco bar in. I can't count how many I've driven out of business."
"Seventeen." Pietro said simply. "But what's your point?"
"This town is full of idiots?" Wanda asked.
"Bingo." Blob said simply.
"Speaking of idiots, where's Toad…" Wanda asked as she looked around. The little bugger hasn't bothered me all day.
"Believe it or not, he's out playing in traffic." Pietro said simply as Wanda looked out the widow and saw Toad jumping around in traffic.
"Wow. He took me literally. Cool." Wanda said simply with a smile. (WHAM!) "On second thought…" Wanda said in disgust.
"I'll be damned. He got hit by a Mack Truck." Pietro said simply.
"And he's not a little smear on the ground. Interesting." Blob said simply as a Giant bus then rolled up and hit Toad again.
"Does this remind anyone else of Frogger?" Pietro asked.
"Hey is that?" Blob asked as the Tour Bus stopped after hitting Toad.
"It's the Brittany Spears ~ Linkin Park World Tour Bus!" Wanda shouted as the Brotherhood ran downstairs and outside. Toad was lying in a pile on the side of the road as Linkin Park got off the bus and screamed.
"GET HER AWAY FROM ME!" Mike Shinoda screamed as he and Chester ran off screaming.
"What's wrong guys?" Brittany asked as she skipped off the bus in one of her famous skimpy outfits.
"COME ON! SAY HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! I FREAKING DARE YOU!" Phoenix shouted as he held his guitar out like a club.
"I think she might have driven them Insane." Blob said simply.
"You think?" Pietro asked as he pointed to Mr. Han, who was in a strait jacket, foaming at the mouth.
"RUN!" Chester shouted from the distance as Linkin Park tore away from the scene faster than Pietro could have.
"That's impressive." Pietro said simply. "So very impressive."
"I know." Blob said simply as Brittany Spears began to look at him all dreamy. "Um, guys?" Blob asked as the teen pop sensation walked over to him and began modeling him. "Help… I think?" Blob said as Brittany began fondling him harder.
"Crap. The power of the Player has returned!" Pietro shouted. But with Toad no longer being a suitable host for it, it's gone into Blob!" Pietro shouted in horror.
"We're all doomed!" Wanda screamed. "Doomed by that sexy beast of a man!" Wanda purred. "OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST SAY!"
"I got to get you out of here." Pietro said as he grabbed Wanda and zoomed away.
"Ow…" Toad muttered from the side of the road. "Could someone get me a band-aid? My leg's starting to smell like almonds and it really hurts…"
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Bayville Park
"There they are!" Lance shouted as he found Kitty still chasing Kurt around with her axe, Bobby video taping the entire thing.
"BOY-TOY!" Amara called out.
"Crap." Bobby muttered as he turned around in horror and saw Amara standing there.
"Hello Boy-toy." Amara said with a smile.
"Eep." Bobby muttered, as he took off, Amara hot on his heels.
"Kitty?" Lance asked as Shadowcat skipped over to him, a clump of Kurt's fur in her hands.
"Yes?" Kitty asked innocently.
"I really do love you." Lance said as they fell into a pile of leaves and began to…play in them.
That's disgusting." Emma Frost said simply as she walked by, a man in a leather thong on a leash at her hells.
"I like your style." Amara said as she ran by.
********************
Xavier's
"Well, Henry. Its fall." Xavier said as he Beast and Logan walked down a long corridor.
"Yep." Logan said as beast nodded in approval.
"You know what that mean." Beast said with a smile as they got to the end of the hallway.
"Yes I do." Logan said with a huge grin as the retinal; scanner took all of their images and gave them access to a hidden room in the mansion. They walked into the room and looked around.
"Its beautiful." Xavier said as a tear slipped down his eye. They were surrounded by thousands of bottles of various liquors.
"There is a god." Beast said simply. "And his name is Jack Daniels."
"Amen." Logan said as he walked over and flipped on a switch. "It begins…"
********************
Ireland
"It's time." Banshee said as he looked up and saw a giant flaming bottle in the sky. He ran inside his house, grabbed a six-pack and flew towards Bayville.
********************
Magneto's Secret Lair
"Sabertooth, Mastermind, to me." Magneto said as he saw the flaming bottle in the sky. "It is time."
"YA-HOO!" Sabertooth shouted as they hopped into metal orbs that flew towards Bayville.
********************
Back at Xavier's
"I'd like to go swimming with bow-legged women and swim between their legs…" Came the drunken song from Xavier's office.
"It begins." Cyclops said as he walked by the door of the office. Oh well." Scot said simply as he walked outside. "What the…" Scott said as a beam of light surrounded him and he looked up. He saw a giant alien spaceship hovering above him. "DAMN YOU DESCENDENT!!!" Cyclops shouted as he saw sucked onboard the alien ship.
"Greeting earthling." Said the strange Green alien with tentacles for legs, wearing a glass dome. "I am Kang. And this is my sister Kodos." The alien said as he drooled.
"Hello." The other alien said as he drooled.
"Crud." Cyclops muttered as the spaceship flew away.
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Back at Bayville Park
"Rahne? Is that you?" A young Blond kid said as he ran up to Rahne.
"Doug? Doug Ramsey? Oh my god!" Rahne said as she hugged her old school friend. "I haven't seen you in years."
"I know." Doug said simply. "So what are you up to?" (WHAM)
"OH MY GOD!" Rahne screamed as a giant metal foot slammed down onto Doug, crushing him dead.
"Damn it Breaker." Optimus Prime said as he smacked the Autobot next to him. "We're in the wrong freaking Cartoon again. And stop looking at my ass damn it!" Prime said as he transformed into a truck and drove away, another car following him.
"Oh. My. God." Rahne said as she shook uncontrollably. "I see nothing. Nothing." Rahne said as she walked away slowly.
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Bayville High
"This looks to be a relaxing day." Kelly said as he took a deep breath of air. Before the Incredible Hulk appeared from nowhere.
"HULK SMASH!" Hulk shouted as he jumped on Kelly and then off into the distance.
"That was… quite… random…" Kelly moaned from the ground. Before Linkin Park ran him over as they drove their tour bus away from Bayville forever. "Ow…"
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Also, Back at the Brotherhood House
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Blob shouted as he ran away from Brittany Spears in horror.
"Oh the pain." Toad said as he got up off the ground. "Wait, I'm still alive."
"Of course silly." X-23 said as she walked over to Toad. "A lot of Fans wanted to seer you hook up with me, so I guess we can't disappoint them X-23 purred.
"Aren't you like Wolverines Kid or something?" Toad asked.
"You could say that."
"Well then… TALLY HO!" Toad shouted as he grabbed her and ran inside, X-23 giggling the entire way.
********************
The Morlock Tunnels
"I'd like to go swimming with bow-legged women and swim between their legs…" Came the drunken song from the Morlock tunnels. A huge tracker trailer of Beer had tipped over and beer had flooded the Bayville sewer systems. Needless to say, the Morlocks we're having the time of their lives.
********************
Back in Jamaica
"My spine…" Stan "the Man" Lee moaned as Spiderman walked away grumbling to himself as he tapped the baseball bat in his hands.
"HULK SMASH!"
"Oh no…" Stan Lee muttered as his eyes went wide in shock and horror. The incredible Hulk landed on his broken form, crushing him alive. "Ow…"
"Wait. Hulk was just in New York…" Hulk said as he scratched his head. "How did hulk get here? It make no sense. RAH!!!! PLOT HOLES CONFUSE HULK!" Hulk screamed as he held his head. "Make hulk head hurt! AHHHHHHHH!!!" (POP) Hulk screamed before his head blew up.
"Wow." Stan lee said simply. "Guess it finally caught up to him.
"Ahem."
"Oh no." Stan Lee said as he turned around to see Omega and Psylocke standing behind him.
"I believe you killed me off in the comic." Betsy said as she tapped her foot on the ground.
"And even though I'm a Mary sue, I still have to stick up for my girl." Mike said simply as he shrugged.
"Eep." Stan Muttered to himself. (There you all go. That's all the Omega and Psylocke you animals will see in this fic.)
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Well that's all for now. If your ideas weren't used in this chapter, don't fret. They will be used eventually. But for now, try submitting some for next chapter. I'll see you all soon. Peace out,
Descendent