Autumn Fun: Trick Or Treat Mofo; Or Boogie-Boogie Nights
Ahhh, another day and another chapter. This one just in time for me to miss all hallows eve. The night of the bewitched, night of a thousands horrors, Halloween, Other various names…yadda, yadda, yadda… And now the lovely people you can all blame for this chapter are:
Hids: A matrix style fight between Toad and Blob over who controls the power of the player? Interesting indeed…
Frodo Hobbit: X-23 and Toad staying together for the entire series? Well…I guess I could try it and see how it works.
MCM: Wolverine finds Toad and X-23 in a compromising position? Ohhh the chaos that would rein. I like it. I really do.
Red Witch: A disco party at the Morlocks complete with spinning ball and lights. How about bad white disco suits as well?
Bardic Feline: A real haunted house and the Brotherhood terrorizing Trick or Treater's? Sounds too much like my life, but hey, whatever works.
JheregAssasin: The Drunks raid Bayville as Vikings. Hmmm… This could work and work quite well in fact.
And those are the mentally challenged individuals responsible for this work of evil I'm about to unleash upon you. (Passing the buck anyone?) Now, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville
"Wow." X-23 said as she walked out of Toads room, her cloths all upheaval and a smile plastered on her face.
"Once you go Toad, everyone else is a load." Toad said as he walked out in a robe, smoking a pipe.
"You can say that again." X-23 purred.
"I love the power of the player." Toad said simply with a smile.
"So do I." Blob said as he came out of his room with Storm and Rahne smiling.
"Wait. You have the power of the player?" Toad asked as he stared at Blob, who was also wearing a robe and smoking a pipe.
"Yea. How else would I get with these two?" Blob said with a smile.
"Ruffies?" Toad asked.
"Hmmm…" Blob said as he scratched his chin. "That's not a bad idea…"
"You know Freddy, you may be my best friend, but suddenly I feel the uncontrollable urge to fight you." Toad said simply.
"I know. Same here." Blob said simply. "Wait! Toad. We're spitting the power of the player. It's a known fact that only one person may wield this great power safely. By dividing it, we have assumed different aspects of it. We're known doomed to try and kill each other."
"Oh well." The both said at the same time as they tore off their robes to reveal that they were both wearing skintight leather outfits.
"Hey guys what's up…Burgh!" Lance said as he walked into the house, saw the two of them. And then promptly threw up.
"Wimp." Blob muttered.
"I am the one." Toad said simply as he flew into the air and delivered a spinning round house to Blob.
"No! I am!" Blob shouted as he dodged the kick and threw a punch at Toad in slow motion. The two continued to fight in slow motion for a while as X-23, Storm, and Rahne watched.
"This is cheesy." Storm said simply as she watched the slow motion fight. "Wait. OH MY GOD! I SLEPT WITH BLOB!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Storm screamed as she flew off crying.
"Sheeesh." Rahne said before she realized she had also slept with Blob. "OH MY GOD NO!" Rahne screamed as she ran away screaming.
"Wimps." Toad said as he dodged a slow motion kick from Blob.
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The Morlock Tunnels
"BOOGIE!" Evan shouted as he danced around in a white disco suit, with his bone shards poking through it.
"Ow! I'm on fire!" Caliban said as he broke dance.
"Wow. He really is on fire." Calisto said as Caliban's ass caught on fire from spinning around.
"Man these guys are freaks." The Bee Gees said as they stared at the Morlocks dancing. "We should fit in just fine."
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In the center of Bayville
"ONWARD!!!! TO BOOZE!!!" Xavier shouted as he led the drunks on a rampant charge throughout Bayville.
"TO VICTORY!" Magneto shouted while wearing furs and a Viking helmet. He held a spear in one hand and a bottle of jack Daniels in the other.
"RAH!" Banshee shouted as he held two six packs in either hand.
"And other various Viking Slang terms!" Wolverine shouted as he ran around with a keg on his shoulder as he charged through Bayville with the others.
"I really do hate my life." Kelly moaned as he stood in the window of a shop. He pulled out his flask and went to take a nip from it. Beast appeared from nowhere however, grabbed the flask, downed it, knocked Kelly out, and ran off with Dorothy over his shoulder as he cackled the entire way. "I wish it was just the Brotherhood again…but no… now everyone's gone insane…"
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Later the night…
"Ow." Blob said as he held a bag of frozen pees to his head. I don't want this power anymore."
"Okay. I guess I'll take it from you." Toad said as he pulled a katana from his Trench coat and held it in the air. "THEIR CAN BE ONLY ONE!!" Toad shouted, as he was about to behead Freddy.
"GUYS!" Pietro shouted as he sped in. "Cool it. No decapitations while I'm in charge."
"That can be arranged Lance said as he emerged from the bathroom. "Where's Wanda?"
"Snukum's?" toad asked as X-23 gave him a glare. "What?" Toad asked as X-23 snarled at him.
"I stowed her away in a haunted house to keep her safe from this fool and his player powers." Pietro said as he pointed at Toad.
"Don't worry. I've decided to go Feral this season." Toad said with a smile as he put his Arm over X's shoulder.
"Ahhh… You sweet little man…" X-23 said as she pounced onto toad and began to have her way with him.
"Oh God…" Lance moaned as he ran outside holding his stomach, Blob and Pietro right behind him.
"SHAZAM!" Toad shouted.
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Bayville
"Trick or Treat!' A bunch of little kids shouted as they got Candy from hopelessly lonely nerds who were sitting at home watching movies instead of going out to party's… Oh God I'm lonely…
"Get them!" Lance shouted as he Blob, and Pietro rode around on Mopeds with Wiffle ball bats, smacking little kids and stealing their candy.
"Yee-Haw!' blob shouted as he downed Smarty packet after smarty packet.
"Great, Blob on sugar. This is gonna be good." Pietro said simply.
"Look, lets just get to that haunted house and get Wanda before she goes insane." Blob said simply, as Lance and Pietro stared at him. "More than she already is that is."
"Okay.' Lance said simply as he turned his attention back just in time to that they were going by Kelly's house. "Take this you mayoral son-of-a-Bitch…" Lance said as he pulled out a rocket launcher and let one fly towards Kelly's house.
(BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!) (State of the art special effects, huh?)
'"Why me?" Kelly moaned as he sat on the toilet, completely burned, holding a crisped newspaper, his trousers around his ankles. "I just wanted to make the world a little better. That's all…"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Lance cackled as they drove off into the distance. (CRASH!) "Ow…"
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Oh… Toady…" X-23 purred.
"Why am I here?' Logan muttered Drunkenly as he stumbled towards the Brotherhood house and walked inside. "Kitty broke up with Alvers…or did she… I can't remember… OH MY GOD!" Logan said as he saw X-23 and Toad on the couch. After emptying his stomach, Logan got a look of udder anger on his face.
"Logan, buddy… pal…" Toad said weakly as He zipped up his fly, and caught a fly in his mouth.
"Dad." X-23 said innocently as she looked around for a means of escape. "Hi…"
"Toad-cabob anyone?" Logan snarled as he popped his claws.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Toad screamed as he grabbed X-23 and ran out the window, Wolverine hot on his trail.
"You can run, but I'm drunk!" Logan shouted as he chased after them.
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Spooky Haunted House on the outskirts of Bayville
"Ohhhhh… In intimidating." Lance said simply as Lightning crashed in the background. "Okay… maybe it is." Lance then added in a high-pitched voice.
"Look, we just go in there, get Wanda and leave. Nothing to worry about." Pietro said simply.
"NONE SHALL PASS!" Came the dark heavy voice from the building. "Then again…' Pietro said as he went to turn around.
"All in favor of running like cowards?" Lance asked.
"I second the motion!" blob said simply.
"Motion carried!' Pietro added as the Brotherhood turned to run away from the scary house, only to see a giant zombie standing behind them. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they all screamed as the bolted towards the house.
"WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?" Blob asked as he panted.
"I think it was a zombie." Pietro said as he proceeded to barricade the door with boards, nails and chains.
"Pietro! We're in the haunted house you fool snapped. "No we have no way to escape!"
"Uh-oh…" Pietro said simply as the banjo song from "Deliverance" played in the background.
"LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Blob shouted as he ran through the wall, lance and Pietro hot on his heels.
"Ain't we stinkers?' Wanda asked as she held the Banjo in her hands as Kitty pulled of her Zombie mask and smiled.
"Oh yea." Kitty said with a smirk as the two smacked hands.
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And so ends the Halloween chapter of autumn fun. Now send in those ideas and see them in print folks. Keep it up true believers.
Peace out,
Descendent
Ahhh, another day and another chapter. This one just in time for me to miss all hallows eve. The night of the bewitched, night of a thousands horrors, Halloween, Other various names…yadda, yadda, yadda… And now the lovely people you can all blame for this chapter are:
Hids: A matrix style fight between Toad and Blob over who controls the power of the player? Interesting indeed…
Frodo Hobbit: X-23 and Toad staying together for the entire series? Well…I guess I could try it and see how it works.
MCM: Wolverine finds Toad and X-23 in a compromising position? Ohhh the chaos that would rein. I like it. I really do.
Red Witch: A disco party at the Morlocks complete with spinning ball and lights. How about bad white disco suits as well?
Bardic Feline: A real haunted house and the Brotherhood terrorizing Trick or Treater's? Sounds too much like my life, but hey, whatever works.
JheregAssasin: The Drunks raid Bayville as Vikings. Hmmm… This could work and work quite well in fact.
And those are the mentally challenged individuals responsible for this work of evil I'm about to unleash upon you. (Passing the buck anyone?) Now, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
********************
The Brotherhood of Bayville
"Wow." X-23 said as she walked out of Toads room, her cloths all upheaval and a smile plastered on her face.
"Once you go Toad, everyone else is a load." Toad said as he walked out in a robe, smoking a pipe.
"You can say that again." X-23 purred.
"I love the power of the player." Toad said simply with a smile.
"So do I." Blob said as he came out of his room with Storm and Rahne smiling.
"Wait. You have the power of the player?" Toad asked as he stared at Blob, who was also wearing a robe and smoking a pipe.
"Yea. How else would I get with these two?" Blob said with a smile.
"Ruffies?" Toad asked.
"Hmmm…" Blob said as he scratched his chin. "That's not a bad idea…"
"You know Freddy, you may be my best friend, but suddenly I feel the uncontrollable urge to fight you." Toad said simply.
"I know. Same here." Blob said simply. "Wait! Toad. We're spitting the power of the player. It's a known fact that only one person may wield this great power safely. By dividing it, we have assumed different aspects of it. We're known doomed to try and kill each other."
"Oh well." The both said at the same time as they tore off their robes to reveal that they were both wearing skintight leather outfits.
"Hey guys what's up…Burgh!" Lance said as he walked into the house, saw the two of them. And then promptly threw up.
"Wimp." Blob muttered.
"I am the one." Toad said simply as he flew into the air and delivered a spinning round house to Blob.
"No! I am!" Blob shouted as he dodged the kick and threw a punch at Toad in slow motion. The two continued to fight in slow motion for a while as X-23, Storm, and Rahne watched.
"This is cheesy." Storm said simply as she watched the slow motion fight. "Wait. OH MY GOD! I SLEPT WITH BLOB!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Storm screamed as she flew off crying.
"Sheeesh." Rahne said before she realized she had also slept with Blob. "OH MY GOD NO!" Rahne screamed as she ran away screaming.
"Wimps." Toad said as he dodged a slow motion kick from Blob.
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The Morlock Tunnels
"BOOGIE!" Evan shouted as he danced around in a white disco suit, with his bone shards poking through it.
"Ow! I'm on fire!" Caliban said as he broke dance.
"Wow. He really is on fire." Calisto said as Caliban's ass caught on fire from spinning around.
"Man these guys are freaks." The Bee Gees said as they stared at the Morlocks dancing. "We should fit in just fine."
********************
In the center of Bayville
"ONWARD!!!! TO BOOZE!!!" Xavier shouted as he led the drunks on a rampant charge throughout Bayville.
"TO VICTORY!" Magneto shouted while wearing furs and a Viking helmet. He held a spear in one hand and a bottle of jack Daniels in the other.
"RAH!" Banshee shouted as he held two six packs in either hand.
"And other various Viking Slang terms!" Wolverine shouted as he ran around with a keg on his shoulder as he charged through Bayville with the others.
"I really do hate my life." Kelly moaned as he stood in the window of a shop. He pulled out his flask and went to take a nip from it. Beast appeared from nowhere however, grabbed the flask, downed it, knocked Kelly out, and ran off with Dorothy over his shoulder as he cackled the entire way. "I wish it was just the Brotherhood again…but no… now everyone's gone insane…"
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Later the night…
"Ow." Blob said as he held a bag of frozen pees to his head. I don't want this power anymore."
"Okay. I guess I'll take it from you." Toad said as he pulled a katana from his Trench coat and held it in the air. "THEIR CAN BE ONLY ONE!!" Toad shouted, as he was about to behead Freddy.
"GUYS!" Pietro shouted as he sped in. "Cool it. No decapitations while I'm in charge."
"That can be arranged Lance said as he emerged from the bathroom. "Where's Wanda?"
"Snukum's?" toad asked as X-23 gave him a glare. "What?" Toad asked as X-23 snarled at him.
"I stowed her away in a haunted house to keep her safe from this fool and his player powers." Pietro said as he pointed at Toad.
"Don't worry. I've decided to go Feral this season." Toad said with a smile as he put his Arm over X's shoulder.
"Ahhh… You sweet little man…" X-23 said as she pounced onto toad and began to have her way with him.
"Oh God…" Lance moaned as he ran outside holding his stomach, Blob and Pietro right behind him.
"SHAZAM!" Toad shouted.
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Bayville
"Trick or Treat!' A bunch of little kids shouted as they got Candy from hopelessly lonely nerds who were sitting at home watching movies instead of going out to party's… Oh God I'm lonely…
"Get them!" Lance shouted as he Blob, and Pietro rode around on Mopeds with Wiffle ball bats, smacking little kids and stealing their candy.
"Yee-Haw!' blob shouted as he downed Smarty packet after smarty packet.
"Great, Blob on sugar. This is gonna be good." Pietro said simply.
"Look, lets just get to that haunted house and get Wanda before she goes insane." Blob said simply, as Lance and Pietro stared at him. "More than she already is that is."
"Okay.' Lance said simply as he turned his attention back just in time to that they were going by Kelly's house. "Take this you mayoral son-of-a-Bitch…" Lance said as he pulled out a rocket launcher and let one fly towards Kelly's house.
(BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!) (State of the art special effects, huh?)
'"Why me?" Kelly moaned as he sat on the toilet, completely burned, holding a crisped newspaper, his trousers around his ankles. "I just wanted to make the world a little better. That's all…"
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Lance cackled as they drove off into the distance. (CRASH!) "Ow…"
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Oh… Toady…" X-23 purred.
"Why am I here?' Logan muttered Drunkenly as he stumbled towards the Brotherhood house and walked inside. "Kitty broke up with Alvers…or did she… I can't remember… OH MY GOD!" Logan said as he saw X-23 and Toad on the couch. After emptying his stomach, Logan got a look of udder anger on his face.
"Logan, buddy… pal…" Toad said weakly as He zipped up his fly, and caught a fly in his mouth.
"Dad." X-23 said innocently as she looked around for a means of escape. "Hi…"
"Toad-cabob anyone?" Logan snarled as he popped his claws.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Toad screamed as he grabbed X-23 and ran out the window, Wolverine hot on his trail.
"You can run, but I'm drunk!" Logan shouted as he chased after them.
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Spooky Haunted House on the outskirts of Bayville
"Ohhhhh… In intimidating." Lance said simply as Lightning crashed in the background. "Okay… maybe it is." Lance then added in a high-pitched voice.
"Look, we just go in there, get Wanda and leave. Nothing to worry about." Pietro said simply.
"NONE SHALL PASS!" Came the dark heavy voice from the building. "Then again…' Pietro said as he went to turn around.
"All in favor of running like cowards?" Lance asked.
"I second the motion!" blob said simply.
"Motion carried!' Pietro added as the Brotherhood turned to run away from the scary house, only to see a giant zombie standing behind them. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they all screamed as the bolted towards the house.
"WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?" Blob asked as he panted.
"I think it was a zombie." Pietro said as he proceeded to barricade the door with boards, nails and chains.
"Pietro! We're in the haunted house you fool snapped. "No we have no way to escape!"
"Uh-oh…" Pietro said simply as the banjo song from "Deliverance" played in the background.
"LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Blob shouted as he ran through the wall, lance and Pietro hot on his heels.
"Ain't we stinkers?' Wanda asked as she held the Banjo in her hands as Kitty pulled of her Zombie mask and smiled.
"Oh yea." Kitty said with a smirk as the two smacked hands.
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And so ends the Halloween chapter of autumn fun. Now send in those ideas and see them in print folks. Keep it up true believers.
Peace out,
Descendent