Autumn Fun: Girl Swapping; Or Player Hatin' ain't right
Well, so far this fic has received a plethora of reviews. I like that. And the lovely people who are to blame for this chapter are:
Jaina12: Thank you for the accolades. And as per your suggestion, I believe Lance and Kitty will be getting quite the amount of screen time this chapter…I hope…
S.Mark Gunther: A scene with X–23 and Todd in front of Wolverine. Oh the insanity that will reign…
Hids: Your Idea's to use Spiderman interest and intrigue me. If I can't use it this chapter, I will use it eventually. Promise.
Dark Lord of Sorcery: Amara runs into Toad and X-23? I can do that.
Captain Marvel/MCM: Wow. I can't believe there was an argument in my review section. Part of me congratulates you two on resolving it like adults. The other part just chanted "Jerry" over and over again. Eh, what are you going to do?
MCM: Hammer makes an appearance. Done. And as for your ideas for Brotherhood evolution, a lot of people suggested that. So I MAY have to do it. But I'm not going to say anything yet. Hint, hint, wink, wink…
Ellen: Pietro hits Jean with the player powers? But what about Cyclops… Oh yea.
Lord of Shadows: Logan tries to find Toad a replacement girlfriend? My oh my, that could be quite the enjoyable experience…
Honeybug17: You want Lancitty as well. Well, give the people what they want.
Red Witch: The Morlocks torture Kelly? I can so do that. And do it I shall…
And those are the twisted sociopathic individual you can all blame for the following work of horror and insanity that I will now unleash upon you. Now… ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Dad…" X-23 said as she and Toad backed into a corner. "You're really taking this the wrong way."
"WRONG WAY?!" Wolverine shouted. "YOU'RE SLEEPIN WITH TOAD! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT!" Logan roared.
"Better than you currently are?" Toad asked weakly.
"SHUT UP!" Logan shouted as he turned around and fumed. "Out of all the lousy stinking guys you could hook up with you had to hook up with Toad? Logan cried a she turned back around. "STOP THAT!" Logan shouted as he turned around to see Toad and X-23 making out again.
"Sorry." Toad said as he wiped spit off his cheek.
"ARGH!" Logan shouted as he pulled on his hair.
"Take some Prozac." X-23 said as she handed Wolverine a bottle of pills.
"Hey. This prescriptions for chick…" Logan said as he blinked a few times. "AH CRAP!" Logan shouted as he bolted out the door.
"Where were we?" Toad asked as X-23 made her eyebrows dance as the fell onto the couch.
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The Morlock Tunnels
"Are you sure about this Evan?" Calisto asked as the Morlocks wheeled a giant thing of fireworks into a tunnel. "This Kelly guy hasn't really done anything to us, so why are we putting three tons of Fireworks under his house.
"I've got a little score to settle with him for all the crap he gave me and the X-men back in High School." Evan said with a twisted smile. That's it. More fireworks… More I say!"
"I think he's finally lost it." Scale face said to Caliban, who nodded in agreement as Evan began to cackle in the background.
"I think it would be wise for us to run…" Calisto said as Evan shot a glowing hot spike into the giant pile of Fireworks. The rest of the Morlocks ran for their lives as Evan continued to cackle, being engulfed in the Chinese candy as the fireworks went off.
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Inside Kelly's House
"A nice relaxing evening." Kelly said as he sat down with a book and a glass of Brandy.
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!)
"Why me…" Kelly coughed as he sat in the burnt chair, coughing up soot as his house fell to pieces around him.
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In the park
"Did you here something?" Lance asked as he and Kitty sat on a picnic blanket, enjoying the quite evening together, away fro everyone else, or so they thought…
"What are they up to?" Scott asked as he, Jean, and Kurt spied on the tow from the bushes.
"Why are we here Scott?" Jean asked as she sat on the ground, her arms crossed in front of her.
"I don't trust Lavers. He may try something when Kitty doesn't expect it." Scott said simply. "Kurt, what's going on?"
"She's feeding him Grapes." Kurt replied.
"The basterd." Jean said sarcastically. "I knew you were right Scott. In fact, we should go over there right now so you can show off how much of a man you are by beating the crap out of Lance and saving the poor damsel kitty from harm, because we all know the female species can't live without our big burly man beast protectors." Jean said dryly.
"Really?" Scott asked as he scratched his head.
"D'oh." Kurt said as he slapped his face.
"You're hopeless." Jean said simply as huffed.
"That's why should be with a real man." Wanda said as she, Pietro and Blob walked over wearing commando gear, complete with face paint.
"What are you doing here?' Kurt asked dryly as he looked at Wanda.
"Spying on Lance of course." Blob said simply.
"Don't you guys have anything better to do?" Cyclops said simply.
"Pot, kettle, black. Ring a bell?" Pietro asked simply as he rapped Cyclops on the head.
"Say, Pietro…" Jean purred.
"Yes…" Pietro asked a she turned his attention to the red head.
"That uniform make you look really sexy." Jean said simply as she began to stroke his cheek.
"Jean?" Cyclops asked.
"In fact, I never noticed how cute you really were." Jean said as she sat in Pietro's lap.
"Great, as if his ego wasn't inflated enough." Blob said simply.
"Jean. Listen to yourself." Cyclops said as he tried to grab his girlfriend.
"Hands off Slim." Jean said. "Lets go somewhere more private Petey baby." Jeans aid as she ran her hand through his hair.
"It's good to be the Pietro." Pietro said simply as he raised his eyebrow up and down as he took off.
"JEAN!" Cyclops shouted as he ran after them.
"That was weird." Blob said simply. Well, I'm going to go find something to eat." Blob said as he walked away.
"So." Kurt said as he looked around. He saw Lance and Kitty holding hands as they watched the stars. "Wanna make out?"
"Sure." Wand said as she pounced onto Kurt. The two teleported away and Lance turned to Kitty.
"You know, our friends are complete idiots." Lance said with a smirk.
"Like, duh." Kitty said as she kissed him. "I thought you were smart enough to realize that much."
"Nope. Guess you're going to have to 'teach' me." Lance said with a smirk as he kissed her back.
"CHUCK!" Logan shouted as he ran by. "AW no. Not this gain!" Logan shouted as he saw Lance and Kitty sitting on the blanket. "When will learn Half-pint?" Logan asked as he stormed over. "Screw this, I don't have time to deal with you two right now." Logan said as he turned around and saw MC Hammer standing behind him. "What do you want?"
"Are you Logan?" MC said as he looked at a little piece of paper and then at Wolverine.
"Yea. What about it. I'm in a friggin' hurry."
"I have a message from Toad and X-23." Hammer said simply. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" Hammer shouted as he cold clocked Wolverine and Danced away.
"Stupid Rap stars." Wolverine said as he got up. "After I deal with Chuck, then Toad and X, and then Alvers and Half-pint, he's next." Wolverine said as he put it on his to do list.
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Back at the 'Hood House ™
"Okay Tolensky." Wolverine said as he barged in on X and Toad playing twister. "AHHHH!" Logan shouted as he sliced the game into a million pieces. "I found you another girl to make out with. Just as long as it's not my kid." Logan said as he reached behind the door a pulled Rahne out and put her in front of Toad.
"Sorry." Toad said simply. "I like doggy style, but that's taking it to the extreme."
"That an I have no sexual attraction to toad what so ever," Rahne said. "You on the other hand." She said turning to X-23. ""I could play fetch with you…"
"Moving o!' Logan shouted as he tossed Rahne out the door. "What about her?" Logan said as he pulled Amara out and put her in front of Toad.
"You will be my servant in every sense of the word. You will become my boy-toy." Amara said simply as she slapped a riding crop in her hands.
"I like dominatrix stuff, but not at that level." Toad gulped as Amara let out a loud crack as she slapped the crop against the doorframe.
"Damn it." Logan said as he threw Amara out the window. A loud screeching of tires and thud could be heard from outside. "What can I do to get you to stop making out with my kid?" Logan asked.
"You'd have to kill Descendent." X-23 said simply. "He's the one that put us together."
"Kill Descendent huh. I can do that. In fact I've been meaning to do that for a while actually. Now I just have a legal reason to do it." Wolverine said happily as he walked outside. And was promptly hit by several dozen bolts of lightning. (Gotta launch a pre-emptive strike, don't I?)
"Ow." Logan muttered as his body hissed.
"I love this series." Toad said simply as he and X-23 fell onto the couch.
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Well, there's the twisted insanity that is this chapter. I hope all you crazed lunatic are satisfied. Please review and send in those ideas. I can't get enough of them.
Peace out,
Descendent.
Well, so far this fic has received a plethora of reviews. I like that. And the lovely people who are to blame for this chapter are:
Jaina12: Thank you for the accolades. And as per your suggestion, I believe Lance and Kitty will be getting quite the amount of screen time this chapter…I hope…
S.Mark Gunther: A scene with X–23 and Todd in front of Wolverine. Oh the insanity that will reign…
Hids: Your Idea's to use Spiderman interest and intrigue me. If I can't use it this chapter, I will use it eventually. Promise.
Dark Lord of Sorcery: Amara runs into Toad and X-23? I can do that.
Captain Marvel/MCM: Wow. I can't believe there was an argument in my review section. Part of me congratulates you two on resolving it like adults. The other part just chanted "Jerry" over and over again. Eh, what are you going to do?
MCM: Hammer makes an appearance. Done. And as for your ideas for Brotherhood evolution, a lot of people suggested that. So I MAY have to do it. But I'm not going to say anything yet. Hint, hint, wink, wink…
Ellen: Pietro hits Jean with the player powers? But what about Cyclops… Oh yea.
Lord of Shadows: Logan tries to find Toad a replacement girlfriend? My oh my, that could be quite the enjoyable experience…
Honeybug17: You want Lancitty as well. Well, give the people what they want.
Red Witch: The Morlocks torture Kelly? I can so do that. And do it I shall…
And those are the twisted sociopathic individual you can all blame for the following work of horror and insanity that I will now unleash upon you. Now… ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
********************
The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House
"Dad…" X-23 said as she and Toad backed into a corner. "You're really taking this the wrong way."
"WRONG WAY?!" Wolverine shouted. "YOU'RE SLEEPIN WITH TOAD! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT!" Logan roared.
"Better than you currently are?" Toad asked weakly.
"SHUT UP!" Logan shouted as he turned around and fumed. "Out of all the lousy stinking guys you could hook up with you had to hook up with Toad? Logan cried a she turned back around. "STOP THAT!" Logan shouted as he turned around to see Toad and X-23 making out again.
"Sorry." Toad said as he wiped spit off his cheek.
"ARGH!" Logan shouted as he pulled on his hair.
"Take some Prozac." X-23 said as she handed Wolverine a bottle of pills.
"Hey. This prescriptions for chick…" Logan said as he blinked a few times. "AH CRAP!" Logan shouted as he bolted out the door.
"Where were we?" Toad asked as X-23 made her eyebrows dance as the fell onto the couch.
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The Morlock Tunnels
"Are you sure about this Evan?" Calisto asked as the Morlocks wheeled a giant thing of fireworks into a tunnel. "This Kelly guy hasn't really done anything to us, so why are we putting three tons of Fireworks under his house.
"I've got a little score to settle with him for all the crap he gave me and the X-men back in High School." Evan said with a twisted smile. That's it. More fireworks… More I say!"
"I think he's finally lost it." Scale face said to Caliban, who nodded in agreement as Evan began to cackle in the background.
"I think it would be wise for us to run…" Calisto said as Evan shot a glowing hot spike into the giant pile of Fireworks. The rest of the Morlocks ran for their lives as Evan continued to cackle, being engulfed in the Chinese candy as the fireworks went off.
********************
Inside Kelly's House
"A nice relaxing evening." Kelly said as he sat down with a book and a glass of Brandy.
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!)
"Why me…" Kelly coughed as he sat in the burnt chair, coughing up soot as his house fell to pieces around him.
********************
In the park
"Did you here something?" Lance asked as he and Kitty sat on a picnic blanket, enjoying the quite evening together, away fro everyone else, or so they thought…
"What are they up to?" Scott asked as he, Jean, and Kurt spied on the tow from the bushes.
"Why are we here Scott?" Jean asked as she sat on the ground, her arms crossed in front of her.
"I don't trust Lavers. He may try something when Kitty doesn't expect it." Scott said simply. "Kurt, what's going on?"
"She's feeding him Grapes." Kurt replied.
"The basterd." Jean said sarcastically. "I knew you were right Scott. In fact, we should go over there right now so you can show off how much of a man you are by beating the crap out of Lance and saving the poor damsel kitty from harm, because we all know the female species can't live without our big burly man beast protectors." Jean said dryly.
"Really?" Scott asked as he scratched his head.
"D'oh." Kurt said as he slapped his face.
"You're hopeless." Jean said simply as huffed.
"That's why should be with a real man." Wanda said as she, Pietro and Blob walked over wearing commando gear, complete with face paint.
"What are you doing here?' Kurt asked dryly as he looked at Wanda.
"Spying on Lance of course." Blob said simply.
"Don't you guys have anything better to do?" Cyclops said simply.
"Pot, kettle, black. Ring a bell?" Pietro asked simply as he rapped Cyclops on the head.
"Say, Pietro…" Jean purred.
"Yes…" Pietro asked a she turned his attention to the red head.
"That uniform make you look really sexy." Jean said simply as she began to stroke his cheek.
"Jean?" Cyclops asked.
"In fact, I never noticed how cute you really were." Jean said as she sat in Pietro's lap.
"Great, as if his ego wasn't inflated enough." Blob said simply.
"Jean. Listen to yourself." Cyclops said as he tried to grab his girlfriend.
"Hands off Slim." Jean said. "Lets go somewhere more private Petey baby." Jeans aid as she ran her hand through his hair.
"It's good to be the Pietro." Pietro said simply as he raised his eyebrow up and down as he took off.
"JEAN!" Cyclops shouted as he ran after them.
"That was weird." Blob said simply. Well, I'm going to go find something to eat." Blob said as he walked away.
"So." Kurt said as he looked around. He saw Lance and Kitty holding hands as they watched the stars. "Wanna make out?"
"Sure." Wand said as she pounced onto Kurt. The two teleported away and Lance turned to Kitty.
"You know, our friends are complete idiots." Lance said with a smirk.
"Like, duh." Kitty said as she kissed him. "I thought you were smart enough to realize that much."
"Nope. Guess you're going to have to 'teach' me." Lance said with a smirk as he kissed her back.
"CHUCK!" Logan shouted as he ran by. "AW no. Not this gain!" Logan shouted as he saw Lance and Kitty sitting on the blanket. "When will learn Half-pint?" Logan asked as he stormed over. "Screw this, I don't have time to deal with you two right now." Logan said as he turned around and saw MC Hammer standing behind him. "What do you want?"
"Are you Logan?" MC said as he looked at a little piece of paper and then at Wolverine.
"Yea. What about it. I'm in a friggin' hurry."
"I have a message from Toad and X-23." Hammer said simply. "CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" Hammer shouted as he cold clocked Wolverine and Danced away.
"Stupid Rap stars." Wolverine said as he got up. "After I deal with Chuck, then Toad and X, and then Alvers and Half-pint, he's next." Wolverine said as he put it on his to do list.
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Back at the 'Hood House ™
"Okay Tolensky." Wolverine said as he barged in on X and Toad playing twister. "AHHHH!" Logan shouted as he sliced the game into a million pieces. "I found you another girl to make out with. Just as long as it's not my kid." Logan said as he reached behind the door a pulled Rahne out and put her in front of Toad.
"Sorry." Toad said simply. "I like doggy style, but that's taking it to the extreme."
"That an I have no sexual attraction to toad what so ever," Rahne said. "You on the other hand." She said turning to X-23. ""I could play fetch with you…"
"Moving o!' Logan shouted as he tossed Rahne out the door. "What about her?" Logan said as he pulled Amara out and put her in front of Toad.
"You will be my servant in every sense of the word. You will become my boy-toy." Amara said simply as she slapped a riding crop in her hands.
"I like dominatrix stuff, but not at that level." Toad gulped as Amara let out a loud crack as she slapped the crop against the doorframe.
"Damn it." Logan said as he threw Amara out the window. A loud screeching of tires and thud could be heard from outside. "What can I do to get you to stop making out with my kid?" Logan asked.
"You'd have to kill Descendent." X-23 said simply. "He's the one that put us together."
"Kill Descendent huh. I can do that. In fact I've been meaning to do that for a while actually. Now I just have a legal reason to do it." Wolverine said happily as he walked outside. And was promptly hit by several dozen bolts of lightning. (Gotta launch a pre-emptive strike, don't I?)
"Ow." Logan muttered as his body hissed.
"I love this series." Toad said simply as he and X-23 fell onto the couch.
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Well, there's the twisted insanity that is this chapter. I hope all you crazed lunatic are satisfied. Please review and send in those ideas. I can't get enough of them.
Peace out,
Descendent.