Autumn Fun: A new Player emerges; Or Kelly goes insane…again
I apologize deeply for the lack of an update, but I have had some real family issues. Anyhow, the next chapter will be the thanksgiving one, so you all send in those ideas for Thanksgiving Day feasts. And now, I present those twisted individuals responsible for the massive onslaught of chaos about to be released:
MCM: Jamie is the true player power in Bayville… Hmmm… I like that idea.
Tsunami: The drunks establish a nudist camp. Oh the embarrassment
S. Mark Gunther: More X-23 and Todd. Man this couple is almost as popular as Todd/ Wanda used to be. Hmm…
Random: A scene between Toad and Jamie reminiscent of Star Wars? I can do that.
Ellen: I can use your idea next chapter. Promise.
Dark Lord of Sorcery: A love triangle between X-23, Todd, and someone else… but who…
Road Rage: Toads power player grows and starts to affect others? But what would X do? I know…
Red Witch: Scott has nervous Breakdown? And the Morlocks go torturing? I can do those. Ands do them I shall.
Todd Fan: Love the new Sidney Story. As for your idea of Scott going mafia on Pietro, I can do that.
Jaina12: If you Lancitty, then you shall have it.
And Now, without any further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Xavier's
"I'll be your wish, I'll be your hope, I'll be you fantasy… I'll be your love, I'll be your heart, be everything that you need…" Lance sang as he strummed his guitar below Kitty's window. Kitty was sitting in her balcony looking down at him with dreamy eyes, a smile plastered on her face.
"Oh my…" Kitty said dreamily.
"Oh brother…" Rogue said as she walked away.
"Is he out there again?" Jean asked as she came out of the bathroom.
"Yep." Rogue said dryly as the two walked over to a security panel.
"Shall we?" Jean asked with a smile.
"The honor is all yours." Rogue said with a smile as jean flipped a switch.
"I wanna stand with you on a mountain… I wanna… OH GOD THAT HURTS!" Lance's voice screamed as a giant buzzing was heard.
"LANCE!" Kitty shouted as she ran down stairs and saw Jean and Rogue snickering. "Oh. You are so going to pay for this." Kitty said angrily.
"IT BURNS LIKE NAPALM!" Lance shouted as he ran around on fire outside.
"I'm gonna make a special batch of cookies for you…" Kitty snarled as she ran outside to help her boyfriend.
"I love my life." Jean said simply. "Now, where's Scott?"
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The 'Hood House
"Man that was a restful OH MY GOD!" Pietro shouted as he woke up in bed with a horse's head on a pike in front of him. "BLOB! How many times have I told you not top put your leftovers in my room!" Pietro shouted.
"Blob didn't do it." Scott said as he walked out of Pietro's closet, wearing a pinstripe suit. "I did."
"Is that my suit?" Pietro asked.
"You stole my girl from me. And now I want revenge." Scott said simply as he pulled out a baseball bat.
"Eep." Pietro said simply. Before Scott got a chance to pummel Pietro however, he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"What?" Scott asked as he turned around to see Duncan, followed by Angel, followed by another jock, and several dozen other people from Bayville, all with weapons in their hands. "Huh?"
"Get in line." Duncan said simply as he smacked a board with a nail through it in his hands.
"Do I have to?" Scott asked.
"Move it already!" Someone shouted. "I have to meet with the prime minister soon!"
"This is going to be a long, painful day." Pietro moaned as he put his head in his hands.
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Somewhere else
"Welcome to Drunko El Nako!" Beast shouted as he welcomed Sebastian Shaw and Emma frost, who both had black out boxes in the 'right' places. Beast had on as well, where 'little beast' should have been.
"About bloomin' time someone established a nudist camp in America." Emma frost said as she starched out.
"Oh my bloody…" Banshee said as his box rose a few inches in the air.
"That's nothing." Logan said as he walked over. His entire lower body was blacked out.
"Holy." Emma said as she stared at Logan.
"Hey. I'm the best at what I do.' Logan shrugged as he sipped his beer.
"CONGA!" Xavier shouted as he wheeled himself over.
"WHOOOOOOO!!!" The drunks all shouted as they started a conga line.
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"Back at the 'Hood House
"It hurts!" Pietro shouted as the various sounds of a human being beaten filled the Brotherhood house.
"So what do you want to do Lover?" X said as she raised an eyebrow.
"I don't know. I… Wait." Toad said as he closed his eyes. "I sense a disturbance in the force." Toad said simply as he rose. I must go my love, but I shall return." Toad said simply as he charged out of the Brotherhood house.
"Oh well." X said. "Might as well follow him." She said as she bolted after Toad.
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Kelly's House
"Finally, the repairs are done." Kelly said as he looked at his new house. "I just hope that nothing bad happens. Otherwise I'll be bankrupt." Kelly said with a smile.
"Oh I love my life." Evan said to Scaleface and the two sat under the ground, looking at Kelly through a storm drain.
"Do you have the dynamite?" Calisto asked as she walked over.
"Oh yea." Evan said with a crazed smile.
"Sometimes I wonder about you Evan." Calisto said as she shook her head.
"So do I." Evan said simply as he opened the manhole and snuck behind Kelly, putting as lit stick of dynamite in his pants and then jumping back down the hole.
"I love my…what the hell?' Kelly said as he heard the sizzling and turned around and looked at his pants. "Oh no…" Kelly moaned as the fuss burned down.
(BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!"
"I think you took it a little far Evan." Calisto said as Kelly's arm fell next to them.
"Oh yea." Evan said simply as he looked on in disgust as Phobic began to vomit.
"I think we should leave before the authorities arrive." Evan said as he looked at the burned glasses in front of him.
"Oh God, the smell." Phobic moaned as they dragged her away.
I hate my life." Caliban moaned. "I want to live in peace, but what do I end up doing? Helping create mass destruction and facilitating homicide. I should have taken Ballet like mother said." Caliban moaned.
"Gripe, gripe, gripe…" Evan and Calisto said at the same time.
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Xavier's
"Um, Storm, why are you fondling me?" Jamie asked as Storm purred. "Holy Michael Jackson Batman." Jamie said as Storm grabbed his ass. "I need an adult!" Jamie shouted as Storm smiled and purred some more. "Another Adult!"
"Back off Bimbo!" Toad shouted as he stormed into the mansion and threw Strom through a window.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (THUMP)
"Ooooh…" she ain't pretty no more." X said as she followed toad into the Mansions he faced down Jamie.
"Jamie! You possess the power of the player! And it is strong in you young one!" Toad shouted.
"I don't want this power!" Jamie cried. "I want to be normal!"
"You can't. For I am your Father!" Toad shouted.
"WHAT!" Jamie shouted.
"You see the power of the player kicked in about 8 yrs ago, and I was kinda lonely and…" Toad said before Jamie passed out. "Huh. Guess it was to much for him." Toad said as he turned to X.
"I'll say." X said with a smile.
"TOADY!"
"Oh no." toad said as he turned around slowly to see Rahne and Jubilee standing there. "CRAP!" Toad shouted. I forgot to turn off the player power!" Toad shouted as he bolted out the mansion, pulling X-23 after him, Rahne and Jubilee hot on his heels.
"I'm beginning to see a downside here!' X said as she was dragged throughout Bayville.
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Well, there you all go. Once again I deeply apologize for the delay. See yo all next time,
Peace out and happy turkey day,
Descendent
I apologize deeply for the lack of an update, but I have had some real family issues. Anyhow, the next chapter will be the thanksgiving one, so you all send in those ideas for Thanksgiving Day feasts. And now, I present those twisted individuals responsible for the massive onslaught of chaos about to be released:
MCM: Jamie is the true player power in Bayville… Hmmm… I like that idea.
Tsunami: The drunks establish a nudist camp. Oh the embarrassment
S. Mark Gunther: More X-23 and Todd. Man this couple is almost as popular as Todd/ Wanda used to be. Hmm…
Random: A scene between Toad and Jamie reminiscent of Star Wars? I can do that.
Ellen: I can use your idea next chapter. Promise.
Dark Lord of Sorcery: A love triangle between X-23, Todd, and someone else… but who…
Road Rage: Toads power player grows and starts to affect others? But what would X do? I know…
Red Witch: Scott has nervous Breakdown? And the Morlocks go torturing? I can do those. Ands do them I shall.
Todd Fan: Love the new Sidney Story. As for your idea of Scott going mafia on Pietro, I can do that.
Jaina12: If you Lancitty, then you shall have it.
And Now, without any further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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Xavier's
"I'll be your wish, I'll be your hope, I'll be you fantasy… I'll be your love, I'll be your heart, be everything that you need…" Lance sang as he strummed his guitar below Kitty's window. Kitty was sitting in her balcony looking down at him with dreamy eyes, a smile plastered on her face.
"Oh my…" Kitty said dreamily.
"Oh brother…" Rogue said as she walked away.
"Is he out there again?" Jean asked as she came out of the bathroom.
"Yep." Rogue said dryly as the two walked over to a security panel.
"Shall we?" Jean asked with a smile.
"The honor is all yours." Rogue said with a smile as jean flipped a switch.
"I wanna stand with you on a mountain… I wanna… OH GOD THAT HURTS!" Lance's voice screamed as a giant buzzing was heard.
"LANCE!" Kitty shouted as she ran down stairs and saw Jean and Rogue snickering. "Oh. You are so going to pay for this." Kitty said angrily.
"IT BURNS LIKE NAPALM!" Lance shouted as he ran around on fire outside.
"I'm gonna make a special batch of cookies for you…" Kitty snarled as she ran outside to help her boyfriend.
"I love my life." Jean said simply. "Now, where's Scott?"
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The 'Hood House
"Man that was a restful OH MY GOD!" Pietro shouted as he woke up in bed with a horse's head on a pike in front of him. "BLOB! How many times have I told you not top put your leftovers in my room!" Pietro shouted.
"Blob didn't do it." Scott said as he walked out of Pietro's closet, wearing a pinstripe suit. "I did."
"Is that my suit?" Pietro asked.
"You stole my girl from me. And now I want revenge." Scott said simply as he pulled out a baseball bat.
"Eep." Pietro said simply. Before Scott got a chance to pummel Pietro however, he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"What?" Scott asked as he turned around to see Duncan, followed by Angel, followed by another jock, and several dozen other people from Bayville, all with weapons in their hands. "Huh?"
"Get in line." Duncan said simply as he smacked a board with a nail through it in his hands.
"Do I have to?" Scott asked.
"Move it already!" Someone shouted. "I have to meet with the prime minister soon!"
"This is going to be a long, painful day." Pietro moaned as he put his head in his hands.
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Somewhere else
"Welcome to Drunko El Nako!" Beast shouted as he welcomed Sebastian Shaw and Emma frost, who both had black out boxes in the 'right' places. Beast had on as well, where 'little beast' should have been.
"About bloomin' time someone established a nudist camp in America." Emma frost said as she starched out.
"Oh my bloody…" Banshee said as his box rose a few inches in the air.
"That's nothing." Logan said as he walked over. His entire lower body was blacked out.
"Holy." Emma said as she stared at Logan.
"Hey. I'm the best at what I do.' Logan shrugged as he sipped his beer.
"CONGA!" Xavier shouted as he wheeled himself over.
"WHOOOOOOO!!!" The drunks all shouted as they started a conga line.
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"Back at the 'Hood House
"It hurts!" Pietro shouted as the various sounds of a human being beaten filled the Brotherhood house.
"So what do you want to do Lover?" X said as she raised an eyebrow.
"I don't know. I… Wait." Toad said as he closed his eyes. "I sense a disturbance in the force." Toad said simply as he rose. I must go my love, but I shall return." Toad said simply as he charged out of the Brotherhood house.
"Oh well." X said. "Might as well follow him." She said as she bolted after Toad.
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Kelly's House
"Finally, the repairs are done." Kelly said as he looked at his new house. "I just hope that nothing bad happens. Otherwise I'll be bankrupt." Kelly said with a smile.
"Oh I love my life." Evan said to Scaleface and the two sat under the ground, looking at Kelly through a storm drain.
"Do you have the dynamite?" Calisto asked as she walked over.
"Oh yea." Evan said with a crazed smile.
"Sometimes I wonder about you Evan." Calisto said as she shook her head.
"So do I." Evan said simply as he opened the manhole and snuck behind Kelly, putting as lit stick of dynamite in his pants and then jumping back down the hole.
"I love my…what the hell?' Kelly said as he heard the sizzling and turned around and looked at his pants. "Oh no…" Kelly moaned as the fuss burned down.
(BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!"
"I think you took it a little far Evan." Calisto said as Kelly's arm fell next to them.
"Oh yea." Evan said simply as he looked on in disgust as Phobic began to vomit.
"I think we should leave before the authorities arrive." Evan said as he looked at the burned glasses in front of him.
"Oh God, the smell." Phobic moaned as they dragged her away.
I hate my life." Caliban moaned. "I want to live in peace, but what do I end up doing? Helping create mass destruction and facilitating homicide. I should have taken Ballet like mother said." Caliban moaned.
"Gripe, gripe, gripe…" Evan and Calisto said at the same time.
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Xavier's
"Um, Storm, why are you fondling me?" Jamie asked as Storm purred. "Holy Michael Jackson Batman." Jamie said as Storm grabbed his ass. "I need an adult!" Jamie shouted as Storm smiled and purred some more. "Another Adult!"
"Back off Bimbo!" Toad shouted as he stormed into the mansion and threw Strom through a window.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" (THUMP)
"Ooooh…" she ain't pretty no more." X said as she followed toad into the Mansions he faced down Jamie.
"Jamie! You possess the power of the player! And it is strong in you young one!" Toad shouted.
"I don't want this power!" Jamie cried. "I want to be normal!"
"You can't. For I am your Father!" Toad shouted.
"WHAT!" Jamie shouted.
"You see the power of the player kicked in about 8 yrs ago, and I was kinda lonely and…" Toad said before Jamie passed out. "Huh. Guess it was to much for him." Toad said as he turned to X.
"I'll say." X said with a smile.
"TOADY!"
"Oh no." toad said as he turned around slowly to see Rahne and Jubilee standing there. "CRAP!" Toad shouted. I forgot to turn off the player power!" Toad shouted as he bolted out the mansion, pulling X-23 after him, Rahne and Jubilee hot on his heels.
"I'm beginning to see a downside here!' X said as she was dragged throughout Bayville.
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Well, there you all go. Once again I deeply apologize for the delay. See yo all next time,
Peace out and happy turkey day,
Descendent