Autumn Fun: Run Speedy Run: Or The Twins take it to Far
I know. I haven't been consistent with this fic. So to make up for it I'm giving you all two chapters of Goodness. And the people behind this chapter are:
StupidX: Pietro gets the player power, but it attracts a different "sex". I can so do that. In fact. That's what the majority of this chapter will be.
Red Witch: The Morlocks continue to torture Kelly? I can do that.
The Scribe3: Wanda gets knocked out and thinks she's Pietro? Hmmm….
As for the rest of idea's I received, they will be featured next chapter. So without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW…Finally…
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Bayville
"My legs…" Pietro moaned after all of Bayville's Men had finished with their beating.
"That's what you get for being a pervert." Wanda said simply as Pietro crawled into the living room.
"Yes sister." Pietro moaned.
"And another thing…" Wanda stated as she turned around, slipped on a random Banana peel and fell on the ground, hitting her head on the table as she fell.
"Wanda?" Pietro asked as he zoomed over to his fallen Sister.
"I'm not Wanda… I'm... Pietro…" Wanda said in a funny voice.
"This is bad…" Pietro moaned as Wanda got a crazed look in her eye.
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Across Town
"Evan. How in the hell did you get that?" Calisto asked Spyke, who was currently wielding a piece of metal together.
"The black market." Evan said as he lifted his mask. The camera zoomed out to see Evan wielding the plate on a Guatemalan Nuclear Warhead.
"Ah." Calisto said. "And what pry tell are you going to do with a Guatemalan Nuclear tipped Warhead?"
"I don't know. Flush it down Kelly's Toilet just before he uses it?' Evan said simply.
"Evan. that's not a cherry Bomb." Calisto said as she smacked her face.
"A really big one?" Evan asked as he raised his shoulders.
"I'm going to find a lead bunker." Calisto moaned as she walked away.
"Whatever." Evan shrugged as he went back to wielding.
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Back at the Hood House
"Wait. You mean to tell me that Wanda hit her head and now she thinks she's you?" Lance asked dryly as the Brotherhood faced Pietro.
"Yes." Pietro said. "And it's really disturbing…" Pietro said as a door slammed upstairs. Wanda ran down the stairs and stopped in front of the Brotherhood.
"Hey losers." Wanda said. Her hair was slicked back and dyed white. She was wearing one of Pietro's costumes as she pulled out a mirror and began to gaze longingly at herself.
"I don't believe it." Blob said simply. "She's finally snapped."
"You mean she didn't before?" Lance asked.
"Guys this is serious!" Pietro said. "There can be only one of me."
"Pietro's right." Lance stated. 'The universe can only hold one ego that big." Lance stated sarcastically.
"Damn strait." Pietro shouted in agreement. "Wait a minute… Take this seriously damn it!" Pietro shouted.
"I'm sorry. I can't Lance laughed as he walked away laughing.
"Wanda snap out of it." Pietro said as he slapped Wanda.
"Wanda!" Wanda screamed. "Where? Don't let her hurt me!" Wanda screamed as she ran into the closet to hide.
"Man she even screams like you." Blob said simply.
"Blob she screamed like a girl." Pietro stated.
"Like I said. She screams just like you.' Blob laughed as he followed Lance outside.
"Damn. Okay. "I gotta do something to get Wanda back." Pietro sated. "There's only one bathroom in this house and I use it 90 % of the time, we both can't share." Pietro said as he started to pace around.
"Wait. Maybe the bookstore has a couple books on this." Pietro said as he sped out of the house, and into Bayville.
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Bayville Center
"Hmmm… How to stop your crazed Twin sister who was brainwashed by you megalomaniac father to stop acting like you for Dummies." Pietro read aloud as he held up a book. "Man they have one of these for everything now a days." Pietro said as he walked over to the store clerk and bought the book.
"Hi there handsome." Pietro turned to see a guy batting his eyes at him.
"Hi…" Pietro waved nervously. "Okay that was weird.' Pietro said a he walked out of the store. He stopped to take a breath of fresh air when he felt something pinch his but. "Hey beautiful." Pietro said as he turned around to see a man in leather smiling at him. "Oh God." Pietro moaned a he backed away slowly.
"Hot stuff coming' through." Another guy said as he smacked Pietro ass.
"Sweet Jesus almighty!" Pietro shouted as he felt someone else grab his but. He whirled around to see the messiah standing there, licking his lips.
"You called?" Jesus of Nazareth asked a she licked his lips.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Pietro screamed as he ran away. "Has the whole town gone gay?" Pietro asked in horror as he stopped in the middle of a street, where a couple of Jocks where drinking.
"Hey, check out the hottie!" One of them shouted as they pointed at Pietro.
"Oh no." Pietro shouted as the Jocks advanced on him, licking their lips and making grabbing motions as they slapped each other's assess. "I gotta find somewhere to hide." Pietro said as he looked around for a means of escape. Wait! A parade!" Pietro shouted as he bolted into the parade. "At least now I'm safe from the gays…" Pietro said as he let out a sigh.
"Don't be so sure." Pietro turned to see a bunch of guys marching next to him, dressed like Dorothy form "The Wizard of Oz".
"Oh God no…" Pietro moaned as he realized he was in Bayville's Bi-monthly Gay Pride parade. Just in time for several photographers to snap pictures of him.
"This day can't get any worse…" Pietro moaned as he felt someone grab his ass. He turned around to see Wolverine there, a huge smile on his face.
"Then again…" Pietro moaned.
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I know, that one was short, but I need to make up for lost time. Damn hospitalization… oh well. See you all next time,
Send in those ideas,
Descendent
I know. I haven't been consistent with this fic. So to make up for it I'm giving you all two chapters of Goodness. And the people behind this chapter are:
StupidX: Pietro gets the player power, but it attracts a different "sex". I can so do that. In fact. That's what the majority of this chapter will be.
Red Witch: The Morlocks continue to torture Kelly? I can do that.
The Scribe3: Wanda gets knocked out and thinks she's Pietro? Hmmm….
As for the rest of idea's I received, they will be featured next chapter. So without further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW…Finally…
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Bayville
"My legs…" Pietro moaned after all of Bayville's Men had finished with their beating.
"That's what you get for being a pervert." Wanda said simply as Pietro crawled into the living room.
"Yes sister." Pietro moaned.
"And another thing…" Wanda stated as she turned around, slipped on a random Banana peel and fell on the ground, hitting her head on the table as she fell.
"Wanda?" Pietro asked as he zoomed over to his fallen Sister.
"I'm not Wanda… I'm... Pietro…" Wanda said in a funny voice.
"This is bad…" Pietro moaned as Wanda got a crazed look in her eye.
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Across Town
"Evan. How in the hell did you get that?" Calisto asked Spyke, who was currently wielding a piece of metal together.
"The black market." Evan said as he lifted his mask. The camera zoomed out to see Evan wielding the plate on a Guatemalan Nuclear Warhead.
"Ah." Calisto said. "And what pry tell are you going to do with a Guatemalan Nuclear tipped Warhead?"
"I don't know. Flush it down Kelly's Toilet just before he uses it?' Evan said simply.
"Evan. that's not a cherry Bomb." Calisto said as she smacked her face.
"A really big one?" Evan asked as he raised his shoulders.
"I'm going to find a lead bunker." Calisto moaned as she walked away.
"Whatever." Evan shrugged as he went back to wielding.
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Back at the Hood House
"Wait. You mean to tell me that Wanda hit her head and now she thinks she's you?" Lance asked dryly as the Brotherhood faced Pietro.
"Yes." Pietro said. "And it's really disturbing…" Pietro said as a door slammed upstairs. Wanda ran down the stairs and stopped in front of the Brotherhood.
"Hey losers." Wanda said. Her hair was slicked back and dyed white. She was wearing one of Pietro's costumes as she pulled out a mirror and began to gaze longingly at herself.
"I don't believe it." Blob said simply. "She's finally snapped."
"You mean she didn't before?" Lance asked.
"Guys this is serious!" Pietro said. "There can be only one of me."
"Pietro's right." Lance stated. 'The universe can only hold one ego that big." Lance stated sarcastically.
"Damn strait." Pietro shouted in agreement. "Wait a minute… Take this seriously damn it!" Pietro shouted.
"I'm sorry. I can't Lance laughed as he walked away laughing.
"Wanda snap out of it." Pietro said as he slapped Wanda.
"Wanda!" Wanda screamed. "Where? Don't let her hurt me!" Wanda screamed as she ran into the closet to hide.
"Man she even screams like you." Blob said simply.
"Blob she screamed like a girl." Pietro stated.
"Like I said. She screams just like you.' Blob laughed as he followed Lance outside.
"Damn. Okay. "I gotta do something to get Wanda back." Pietro sated. "There's only one bathroom in this house and I use it 90 % of the time, we both can't share." Pietro said as he started to pace around.
"Wait. Maybe the bookstore has a couple books on this." Pietro said as he sped out of the house, and into Bayville.
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Bayville Center
"Hmmm… How to stop your crazed Twin sister who was brainwashed by you megalomaniac father to stop acting like you for Dummies." Pietro read aloud as he held up a book. "Man they have one of these for everything now a days." Pietro said as he walked over to the store clerk and bought the book.
"Hi there handsome." Pietro turned to see a guy batting his eyes at him.
"Hi…" Pietro waved nervously. "Okay that was weird.' Pietro said a he walked out of the store. He stopped to take a breath of fresh air when he felt something pinch his but. "Hey beautiful." Pietro said as he turned around to see a man in leather smiling at him. "Oh God." Pietro moaned a he backed away slowly.
"Hot stuff coming' through." Another guy said as he smacked Pietro ass.
"Sweet Jesus almighty!" Pietro shouted as he felt someone else grab his but. He whirled around to see the messiah standing there, licking his lips.
"You called?" Jesus of Nazareth asked a she licked his lips.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Pietro screamed as he ran away. "Has the whole town gone gay?" Pietro asked in horror as he stopped in the middle of a street, where a couple of Jocks where drinking.
"Hey, check out the hottie!" One of them shouted as they pointed at Pietro.
"Oh no." Pietro shouted as the Jocks advanced on him, licking their lips and making grabbing motions as they slapped each other's assess. "I gotta find somewhere to hide." Pietro said as he looked around for a means of escape. Wait! A parade!" Pietro shouted as he bolted into the parade. "At least now I'm safe from the gays…" Pietro said as he let out a sigh.
"Don't be so sure." Pietro turned to see a bunch of guys marching next to him, dressed like Dorothy form "The Wizard of Oz".
"Oh God no…" Pietro moaned as he realized he was in Bayville's Bi-monthly Gay Pride parade. Just in time for several photographers to snap pictures of him.
"This day can't get any worse…" Pietro moaned as he felt someone grab his ass. He turned around to see Wolverine there, a huge smile on his face.
"Then again…" Pietro moaned.
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I know, that one was short, but I need to make up for lost time. Damn hospitalization… oh well. See you all next time,
Send in those ideas,
Descendent