Autumn Fun: Welcome to the Sewer Punk; Or Cameo's out the Wazoo

Count'em, two chapters for your enjoyment. And those twisted individual in need of massive amount of therapy who are behind this chapter are:

Hids: You want more Cameo's and Guest Shots, Thy will be done.

MCM: Rahne, X and Jubs fight over Toad. Man the little wart has become quite the catch lately…

Jaina12: More of the little squirt Jamie? I got ideas for him.

Ellen: Romy? I will finally give it to ya.

Chia4: Dracula makes and appearance and brings some friends from hell? Hmmm… Quite the idea in deed.

The Scribe3: Bobby and Amara? By Jove you're right, I haven't done anything with them in awhile…

Red Witch: The Morlocks will continue to torture our most hated Principle this chapter.

So now, with out further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

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Xavier

"BOY TOY" Amara shouted as she stormed throughout the mansion in black leather with a riding Crop.

"Hide me." Bobby said to Sam as he dove into the closet.

"Yea. Right." Sam said as he pulled out a wad of bills and began counting them. "AMARA!" he's in here!" Sam shouted.

"You sir shall hang for this." Bobby said as Amara stormed in and dragged him out. "HELP ME!"

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On the other side of Bayville

"Help Me!" Kelly screamed as he was dragged into the sewers.

"No one can help you know…" Caliban hissed at Kelly. "You belong to the Morlocks."

"Oh Crap." Kelly said when he saw the underground colony of mutants. "this is bad…"

"Oh yea.' Evan said a he cracked his knuckles. "But first, I gotta take care of something…" Evan said as he picked up his Guatemalan Nuclear Tipped Warhead and wheeled it off.

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Bayville High

"Hi." Duncan said as he waved his hand.

"Same here." Taryen said as she nodded. Just before Bayville High exploded in a mushroom Cloud.

"Excellent…" Evan said with a smile as he closed the manhole lid.

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Across the country

"Yo." Apocalypse said as he tips his hat to you all.

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Bayville

"Hello there!" Gambit said as he and Rouge made out… resulting in Gambit passing out. (Hey, I'm a little dry on ideas for them right now. I'll think of something next chapter, Promise.)

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Mexico

"Holla!" A Mexican man shouts as he starts playing his banjo.

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The Bahamas

"I love my life." Stan "The Man" Lee said. Before the rest of his creations began to savagely beat him to the ground.

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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House

"You know, nothing every really happens around here." Pietro said simply as the Brotherhood lounged around their living room.

"I know." Wanda said simply as suddenly a flaming vortex appeared in front of them.

"You had to open you mouths didn't you?" Lance moaned, as Dracula, Prince of darkness appeared in front of them. "Hey, I know you…"

"Yea. Didn't we kick your ass?" Pietro asked as Dracula scowled at them.

"Wait. I thought that was just a dream." Blob said.

"It wasn't a dream fat boy." Dracula said as he faced down the Brotherhood. "I have come to claim my vengeance."

"Please." Wanda said. "We handed you your ass before, what makes you think you can deal with us now?"

"Because I have brought friends from HELL!" Dracula shouted as he pointed the raging inferno of hellfire behind him. "Behold, the most villainous people to ever walk the face of the earth!" Dracula shouted as different figures emerged as he shouted their names. "Hitler! Saddam Hussein! Osama Bin Laden! Napoleon! The '67 Dodgers! Gandhi! And the most villainous of them all… NIXON!" Dracula shouted as Richard Nixon burst into the room, fingers in peace signs.

"I am not a crook! But I am a mass axe murderer!" Nixon cried as he pulled out an Ax.

"I move that we run in fear." Lance said as he raised a finger.

"I second the motion." Wanda added.

"Motion carried." Blob shouted as the brotherhood bolted away, being chased by the denizens of hell.

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Xavier's

"I think we'll be safe in here." X said as she and Toad hid in a closet.

"So as long as we're in here…" Toad began.

"Way ahead of you." X said as she tackled him into the wall.

"I love my life!" Toad shouted as the closet door opened, revealing Jubilee, and Rahne.

"So do we." Rahne and Jubilee said at the same time.

"Eep." Toad said as X got up.

"He's mine." X hissed at the other girls.

"There's only one way to solve this. Rahne stated.

"CAT FIGHT!" Jubilee shouted as the three girls began to tear each other's cloths off.

"Must control player ways…" toad stated as the girls began to spank each other. "Must focus power…" Toad struggled. All the girls then turned and stared at him.

"TOADY!" They all shouted as they tackled Toad to the ground.

"SHAZAM!" Toad shouted.

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In another part of the mansion

"Stupid Toad. Stupid player power… I want my revenge." Jamie sniffed.

"I can help with that. "Jamie turned to see Jamie II standing there, a sinister smile plastered on his face.

"Not this again." Jamie moaned as he buried his head in his hands.

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Well, join us all next time. And send in those ideas!

Peace out,

Descendent