Autumn Fun: Duncan's Dance Party; Or Didn't We Do This Last Time?
Well, I know, it's winter and this fic isn't finished yet. I can only say that School is my scapegoat. Becoming a teacher is a bit harder than most would think, believe you me. Anyhow, I digress. The lovely people behind this random bit of insanity are:
Neko: The Simpsons make an appearance? Hmmmm… I think I can do that.
Red Witch: Duncan gets dragged into it by the Morlocks and is forced to entertain them? Hmm… I wonder…
MCM: You're idea is quite an excellent one. For the last chapter that is.
Ellen: Jamie and Jamie two start scheming? I can think of something for them.
Dark Lord: All you had to say was "Toad's Angels" And I am all set in that department man. I so look forward to writing this…
Pyro Tsunami: Xavier tries to Brainwash Lance? Hmmm… Since he's so blitzed, it would be interesting to see what happens…
And those are the Lovely people you can all sue in case this chapter causes temporary psychosis. Remember, if you sure me all you get is a bad credit history.
Omega: Yea, and an ass ugly apartment.
Descendent: Oh, shut it you. Back in the cage. Now with out further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
Omega: Show off.
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Bayville
"Mmmmmmm… Donuts…" Homer Simpson said as he drove his car around Bayville.
"DAD!" Lisa screamed. "Pay attention to the Damn Road!" We're not even in Springfield anymore!"
"D'oh!" Homer shouted.
"Hey. At least here we have a free license to raise hell." Bart said as he threw a lit firecracker out the window… that just happened to land in Duncan brand new car, destroy the 15 hundred dollar leather seats.
"My car!" Duncan shouted as the Simpsons drove away. "DAMN GUEST APPEARENCES!" Duncan shouted as he shook a fist in the air.
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Xavier's
"Ladies ladies ladies…" Toad said as he pulled Rahne and Jubilee off of him. X still clung to his shoulder. "I believe there is only one thing to do in a situation like this.
"Have a wild four way? Rahne asked.
"Videotape it?" Jubilee asked.
"Do the wild monkey dance for hours on end?' X asked.
"God I love my life…" Toad said simply. "I like all those answers…a lot. But sadly the answer is no. What we do is form a detective agency in which I will be you anonymous millionaire backer, and you will be my detectives."
"Ohhh… Like Charles Angels!" Jubilee shouted.
"SH! Do you want to be sued? Lucy Lu's Lawyers are everywhere!" Toad shouted. "Hide!" Toad then said as he grabbed the girls and ducked under the couch. A bunch of men in business suits ran by, sniffing the air.
"All clear! For now…" One of them said as the ambulance chasers took of in another direction.
"See." Toad said simply. "No. You will be called Toady's Angels."
"I like the sound of that." X said simply as she smiled at the other girls.
"What else do you like?" Toad asked as he raised his eyebrows.
"Attack!" Rahne shouted as the girls piled onto Toad.
"SHAZAM!" Toad shouted.
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Elsewhere in the mansion
"I thought you ran off with peter pan?' Jamie said as Jamie II unpacked a suitcase.
"Biggest mistake of my life. That basterd told me I was the only one… but then he brought this bitch named Wendy to Never never land and things just went down hill from there."
"Too much information." Jamie said simply in disgust. "You said you could help me with the Player Power?"
"Of course." Jamie II said. "In order for you to learn your true potential, you must master the player Power and fight Toad, only then can you become the true player.
"So how do I become the true player?"
"Sleep with lots of girls."
"But wouldn't that make me a slut?"
"No. Only girls are sluts. Guys are Players."
"What a PC age we live in." Jamie replied dryly.
Ain't it great." Jamie II said with a smile as he led Jamie away.
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Somewhere in Bayville
"My car…" Duncan moaned as he looked at the ruined sports car.
"I would worry less about the car and more about you." Duncan turned to see Evan standing behind him, smiling.
"Crap." Duncan muttered as Evan knocked him out.
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Where am I…" Duncan said as he woke up. To his horror, he realized he was in a dress and chained up in the sewers.
"They got you too, huh?" Duncan turned to see Kelly in the same predicament as him.
"I hate my life…" Duncan moaned.
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Xavier's
"Good morning Angels." Came Toad's voice over the intercom box.
"Good Morning Toady..." Rahne, Jubilee, and X all said as they wore skimpy outfits.
"Good Morning Bosly." Toad said.
"Morning Toady." Forge said as he sat behind the desk.
"Here's your mission angel. One Duncan Matthews has recently gone missing. You are to find Duncan, and beat the snot out of that muscle bound jock for all the heel he put me threw." Toad's voice said as it was raised.
"Calm down Toady." Forge said.
"Yes. Of course. "You have your mission angels. Toady out."
"So what are we waiting for?" X asked as the girls all ran out of the room.
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Xavier's study
"Half Pints hooked up with Alvers again…" Logan muttered drunkenly. "Chucky, ya gotta do something about this…"
"I'll see what I can do…" Xavier said as he lifted the bottle of scotch to his lips and took a long swallow. "Lets see here." Xavier said as he concentrated. "Maybe I can erase his memories about how he feels for her…"
"Cool…" Logan said before his eyes glazed over and he began to drool on himself.
"Oopsie…" Xavier giggled.
"Bloody righteous!" Banshee shouted.
"Hazzah!" Magneto said sloppily.
"I'm a little girl…" Logan said in a high-pitched voice.
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The Morlock Tunnels
"Dance! Dance! Dance!" the Morlock shouted at Duncan and Kelly, who were Dancing to bad Brittany Spears music.
"I hate my life…" Kelly and Duncan moaned at the same time.
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Well, I know. It's Christmas. Sue me. Anyhow. Send in those ideas and lets get this thing wrapped up.
Peace out,
Descendent
Well, I know, it's winter and this fic isn't finished yet. I can only say that School is my scapegoat. Becoming a teacher is a bit harder than most would think, believe you me. Anyhow, I digress. The lovely people behind this random bit of insanity are:
Neko: The Simpsons make an appearance? Hmmmm… I think I can do that.
Red Witch: Duncan gets dragged into it by the Morlocks and is forced to entertain them? Hmm… I wonder…
MCM: You're idea is quite an excellent one. For the last chapter that is.
Ellen: Jamie and Jamie two start scheming? I can think of something for them.
Dark Lord: All you had to say was "Toad's Angels" And I am all set in that department man. I so look forward to writing this…
Pyro Tsunami: Xavier tries to Brainwash Lance? Hmmm… Since he's so blitzed, it would be interesting to see what happens…
And those are the Lovely people you can all sue in case this chapter causes temporary psychosis. Remember, if you sure me all you get is a bad credit history.
Omega: Yea, and an ass ugly apartment.
Descendent: Oh, shut it you. Back in the cage. Now with out further ado, ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
Omega: Show off.
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Bayville
"Mmmmmmm… Donuts…" Homer Simpson said as he drove his car around Bayville.
"DAD!" Lisa screamed. "Pay attention to the Damn Road!" We're not even in Springfield anymore!"
"D'oh!" Homer shouted.
"Hey. At least here we have a free license to raise hell." Bart said as he threw a lit firecracker out the window… that just happened to land in Duncan brand new car, destroy the 15 hundred dollar leather seats.
"My car!" Duncan shouted as the Simpsons drove away. "DAMN GUEST APPEARENCES!" Duncan shouted as he shook a fist in the air.
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Xavier's
"Ladies ladies ladies…" Toad said as he pulled Rahne and Jubilee off of him. X still clung to his shoulder. "I believe there is only one thing to do in a situation like this.
"Have a wild four way? Rahne asked.
"Videotape it?" Jubilee asked.
"Do the wild monkey dance for hours on end?' X asked.
"God I love my life…" Toad said simply. "I like all those answers…a lot. But sadly the answer is no. What we do is form a detective agency in which I will be you anonymous millionaire backer, and you will be my detectives."
"Ohhh… Like Charles Angels!" Jubilee shouted.
"SH! Do you want to be sued? Lucy Lu's Lawyers are everywhere!" Toad shouted. "Hide!" Toad then said as he grabbed the girls and ducked under the couch. A bunch of men in business suits ran by, sniffing the air.
"All clear! For now…" One of them said as the ambulance chasers took of in another direction.
"See." Toad said simply. "No. You will be called Toady's Angels."
"I like the sound of that." X said simply as she smiled at the other girls.
"What else do you like?" Toad asked as he raised his eyebrows.
"Attack!" Rahne shouted as the girls piled onto Toad.
"SHAZAM!" Toad shouted.
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Elsewhere in the mansion
"I thought you ran off with peter pan?' Jamie said as Jamie II unpacked a suitcase.
"Biggest mistake of my life. That basterd told me I was the only one… but then he brought this bitch named Wendy to Never never land and things just went down hill from there."
"Too much information." Jamie said simply in disgust. "You said you could help me with the Player Power?"
"Of course." Jamie II said. "In order for you to learn your true potential, you must master the player Power and fight Toad, only then can you become the true player.
"So how do I become the true player?"
"Sleep with lots of girls."
"But wouldn't that make me a slut?"
"No. Only girls are sluts. Guys are Players."
"What a PC age we live in." Jamie replied dryly.
Ain't it great." Jamie II said with a smile as he led Jamie away.
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Somewhere in Bayville
"My car…" Duncan moaned as he looked at the ruined sports car.
"I would worry less about the car and more about you." Duncan turned to see Evan standing behind him, smiling.
"Crap." Duncan muttered as Evan knocked him out.
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Where am I…" Duncan said as he woke up. To his horror, he realized he was in a dress and chained up in the sewers.
"They got you too, huh?" Duncan turned to see Kelly in the same predicament as him.
"I hate my life…" Duncan moaned.
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Xavier's
"Good morning Angels." Came Toad's voice over the intercom box.
"Good Morning Toady..." Rahne, Jubilee, and X all said as they wore skimpy outfits.
"Good Morning Bosly." Toad said.
"Morning Toady." Forge said as he sat behind the desk.
"Here's your mission angel. One Duncan Matthews has recently gone missing. You are to find Duncan, and beat the snot out of that muscle bound jock for all the heel he put me threw." Toad's voice said as it was raised.
"Calm down Toady." Forge said.
"Yes. Of course. "You have your mission angels. Toady out."
"So what are we waiting for?" X asked as the girls all ran out of the room.
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Xavier's study
"Half Pints hooked up with Alvers again…" Logan muttered drunkenly. "Chucky, ya gotta do something about this…"
"I'll see what I can do…" Xavier said as he lifted the bottle of scotch to his lips and took a long swallow. "Lets see here." Xavier said as he concentrated. "Maybe I can erase his memories about how he feels for her…"
"Cool…" Logan said before his eyes glazed over and he began to drool on himself.
"Oopsie…" Xavier giggled.
"Bloody righteous!" Banshee shouted.
"Hazzah!" Magneto said sloppily.
"I'm a little girl…" Logan said in a high-pitched voice.
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The Morlock Tunnels
"Dance! Dance! Dance!" the Morlock shouted at Duncan and Kelly, who were Dancing to bad Brittany Spears music.
"I hate my life…" Kelly and Duncan moaned at the same time.
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Well, I know. It's Christmas. Sue me. Anyhow. Send in those ideas and lets get this thing wrapped up.
Peace out,
Descendent