Autumn Fun: Beating Mr. Duncan: Or The Reaper come with Hi-Jinks
I know. It's the new freaking year. But hey. You do not rush great master works. So the insane people behind this chapter are:
Ellen: Forge hits on Storm? Hmm….
Road Rage: The Grim Reaper Help's the Brotherhood fight Hell's Minions? I can do that.
Red Witch: Your usual amount of torture for Kelly and Duncan will be carried out.
Hids: Killer Furbies? I like that idea. I like it a lot.
MCM: Calm down. I read your reviews three times and my head still hurts. Simple ideas! SIMPLE ONE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Omega: Great, now he's snapped. I hope you're all happy.
Descendent: ON WITH THE SHOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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The 'Hood House ™
"This is the life…" Saddam said as he lounged with the other denizens of hell in the 'Hood House ™
"Ya. I really like it." Hitler said simply as he roasted a hot dog.
"This blows…" Lance muttered as he stared at the Denizens and Dracula from a window. "That's my hot dog that Nazi's roasting. MINE!"
"Calm down boy." Wanda said as she put a biscuit in Lance's mouth.
"So what do we do? We can't fight them." Pietro said simply. "They've got Nixon!" Pietro shouted as he pointed at Nixon, who was strumming Lance's guitar.
"I'm Meeting you hippies Halfway!" Nixon shouted as he played a song.
"MY Guitar!" Lance shouted as he crunched his biscuit.
"The basterd." Pietro muttered sarcastically.
"Then…perhaps I… can help you…." Came the cold voice from behind them. The Brotherhood turned to see the dark specter himself behind them, sickle and all.
"There's something you don't see every day. Its death." Blob muttered to himself.
"Hi there. Wanda Maximoff. Big fan of your work." Wanda said happily as she shook deaths hand.
"Is… she always… like this?" Death asked Lance.
"You have no clue." Lance said simply.
"So we've seen death." Pietro said simply. "Shouldn't we be dead then?"
"Not… all the… rumors are true…" Death stated. "I… Like kittens… sunny clouds, happy… bunnies, and starlit nights…" Death stated. "I'm… Not all… bad…"
"Okay." Pietro said plainly. "So why are you here?"
"I'm here… to bring them… back to… hell…" Death stated coldly. "And I… need your… help…"
"Death needs our help. I always figured that would happen." Blob said dryly.
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Xavier's
"So your Toad's Bosly?" Storm asked Forge as they lounged around the couch.
"Yea. It's a pretty sweet deal. I just connect him to the angels and get paid a lot of green." Forge said simply as he pulled out the large roll of bills.
"Nice." Storm said imply.
"So you wanna do something later?"
"You're half my age." Storm stated.
"Physically. Not mentally." Forge pointed out.
"Point." Storm conceded.
"So shall we?" Forge asked.
"Grow up a little more." Storm said as she walked away.
"I hate my life." Forge muttered as he sat alone on the couch.
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The Morlock Tunnels
"There's Duncan." X said as she popped her claws.
"That's all?" Jubilee asked as Duncan danced around in a dress. "I feel almost sorry for him."
"Almost." X said simply. "Ready?"
"I'm ready." Rahne said as she morphed into her wolf form.
"So am I." Jubilee said as he hands crackled with energy.
"Angels, lets do this.' X said as Toady's Angels charged towards Duncan, who was dancing for the Morlocks entertainment.
"Salvation!' Kelly shouted. Before the girls trampled over him. "My spleen…"
"Hello Duncan." X said with a smirk as Caliban ate some popcorn.
"Ohhh… I didn't see this coming." Caliban muttered to Calisto, who ate some cotton candy.
"Shhhhh…" Calisto said as Duncan backed away in fear.
"Come here Bub." X said as she angels approached Duncan menacingly.
"Our father who…" Duncan began as the angels began massacring him.
"Ohhh…. He ain't pretty no more." Evan muttered to Scale-face, who nodded in agreement.
"HELP ME!" Duncan shouted as his ear went flying by Calisto.
"Blood spray!" Caliban shouted as he picked up a piece of plastic and help it over him to protect him from the spray of human blood.
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Back at the 'Hood House ™
"Ready…" Death asked as the Brotherhood stood at attention in makeshift armor.
"Aye, aye Captain." Blob said as he had a kettle on his head. Pietro was wearing a catcher's uniform and Lance was covered in various pots and pans. Wanda had a hockey mask on with a hokey stick and pads.
"Nixon's mine." Lance muttered. "Damn Republican Basterds…" Lance muttered as he smacked his baseball bat6 in his hands.
"Dibs on Saddam." Blob said simply.
"I got Gandhi…" Pietro said with a smile.
"Osama's my bitch." Wanda added.
"What…About Hitler and Napoleon…" Death stated.
"And the '76 Dodgers?" Blob asked.
"Leave… them… to me." Death said simply. "I can… deal with them."
"Well then, lets go be merchants of death." Wanda said with a twisted smile.
"CHARGE!!!" Pietro shouted as he ran into the house in front of the others. His screams soon echoed throughout Bayville, for Dracula had called in the most demonic force imaginable to assist him.
"I'm not going in there." Blob said simply as Pietro's screams for mercy went unanswered.
"Agreed." Wanda stated.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Pietro screamed as he ran out of the house being chased by millions of Furbies. All with their beady little eyes and bloodthirsty words… God I hated those Basterds…
"Dear God. Dracula turned out the hired Guns." Wanda stated in horror as the hairballs streamed by the Brotherhood.
"To Victory!' Lance shouted as he led the Brotherhood in a galvanized charge into their house to reclaim it from the denizens of hell.
"My spine…" Nixon roared.
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Later that day
"Thank…You…" The grim reaper stated to the Brotherhood as he sent his charges back to hell.
"No problem." Lance said. "It was worth it to get our house back."
"I'll be… seeing you… all real… soon." Death stated as he disappeared.
"Well. Isn't that nice." Blob said with a smile. "Wait a minute…"
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Xavier's
"You are ready to take on Toad." Jamie two stated as Jamie emerged from a room.
"Yes." Jamie said. And soon the power of the player shall be mine." Jamie demanded sinisterly. "For the rein of Multiple the Mighty begins anew!" Jamie shouted as he put on his multiple the Mighty costume. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Whatever." Jamie II said as he walked away muttering to himself.
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Elsewhere in Xavier's
"A nice relaxing day." Cyclops said simply. Before he was surrounded by light and beamed up into a spaceship.
"Not again…" Scott moaned when he saw Kang and Kodos.
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Well. Next chapter is finally the insane conclusion. So send in those ideas before its spring. IT'S ALMOST OVER MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I know. It's the new freaking year. But hey. You do not rush great master works. So the insane people behind this chapter are:
Ellen: Forge hits on Storm? Hmm….
Road Rage: The Grim Reaper Help's the Brotherhood fight Hell's Minions? I can do that.
Red Witch: Your usual amount of torture for Kelly and Duncan will be carried out.
Hids: Killer Furbies? I like that idea. I like it a lot.
MCM: Calm down. I read your reviews three times and my head still hurts. Simple ideas! SIMPLE ONE!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Omega: Great, now he's snapped. I hope you're all happy.
Descendent: ON WITH THE SHOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
******************
The 'Hood House ™
"This is the life…" Saddam said as he lounged with the other denizens of hell in the 'Hood House ™
"Ya. I really like it." Hitler said simply as he roasted a hot dog.
"This blows…" Lance muttered as he stared at the Denizens and Dracula from a window. "That's my hot dog that Nazi's roasting. MINE!"
"Calm down boy." Wanda said as she put a biscuit in Lance's mouth.
"So what do we do? We can't fight them." Pietro said simply. "They've got Nixon!" Pietro shouted as he pointed at Nixon, who was strumming Lance's guitar.
"I'm Meeting you hippies Halfway!" Nixon shouted as he played a song.
"MY Guitar!" Lance shouted as he crunched his biscuit.
"The basterd." Pietro muttered sarcastically.
"Then…perhaps I… can help you…." Came the cold voice from behind them. The Brotherhood turned to see the dark specter himself behind them, sickle and all.
"There's something you don't see every day. Its death." Blob muttered to himself.
"Hi there. Wanda Maximoff. Big fan of your work." Wanda said happily as she shook deaths hand.
"Is… she always… like this?" Death asked Lance.
"You have no clue." Lance said simply.
"So we've seen death." Pietro said simply. "Shouldn't we be dead then?"
"Not… all the… rumors are true…" Death stated. "I… Like kittens… sunny clouds, happy… bunnies, and starlit nights…" Death stated. "I'm… Not all… bad…"
"Okay." Pietro said plainly. "So why are you here?"
"I'm here… to bring them… back to… hell…" Death stated coldly. "And I… need your… help…"
"Death needs our help. I always figured that would happen." Blob said dryly.
********************
Xavier's
"So your Toad's Bosly?" Storm asked Forge as they lounged around the couch.
"Yea. It's a pretty sweet deal. I just connect him to the angels and get paid a lot of green." Forge said simply as he pulled out the large roll of bills.
"Nice." Storm said imply.
"So you wanna do something later?"
"You're half my age." Storm stated.
"Physically. Not mentally." Forge pointed out.
"Point." Storm conceded.
"So shall we?" Forge asked.
"Grow up a little more." Storm said as she walked away.
"I hate my life." Forge muttered as he sat alone on the couch.
********************
The Morlock Tunnels
"There's Duncan." X said as she popped her claws.
"That's all?" Jubilee asked as Duncan danced around in a dress. "I feel almost sorry for him."
"Almost." X said simply. "Ready?"
"I'm ready." Rahne said as she morphed into her wolf form.
"So am I." Jubilee said as he hands crackled with energy.
"Angels, lets do this.' X said as Toady's Angels charged towards Duncan, who was dancing for the Morlocks entertainment.
"Salvation!' Kelly shouted. Before the girls trampled over him. "My spleen…"
"Hello Duncan." X said with a smirk as Caliban ate some popcorn.
"Ohhh… I didn't see this coming." Caliban muttered to Calisto, who ate some cotton candy.
"Shhhhh…" Calisto said as Duncan backed away in fear.
"Come here Bub." X said as she angels approached Duncan menacingly.
"Our father who…" Duncan began as the angels began massacring him.
"Ohhh…. He ain't pretty no more." Evan muttered to Scale-face, who nodded in agreement.
"HELP ME!" Duncan shouted as his ear went flying by Calisto.
"Blood spray!" Caliban shouted as he picked up a piece of plastic and help it over him to protect him from the spray of human blood.
********************
Back at the 'Hood House ™
"Ready…" Death asked as the Brotherhood stood at attention in makeshift armor.
"Aye, aye Captain." Blob said as he had a kettle on his head. Pietro was wearing a catcher's uniform and Lance was covered in various pots and pans. Wanda had a hockey mask on with a hokey stick and pads.
"Nixon's mine." Lance muttered. "Damn Republican Basterds…" Lance muttered as he smacked his baseball bat6 in his hands.
"Dibs on Saddam." Blob said simply.
"I got Gandhi…" Pietro said with a smile.
"Osama's my bitch." Wanda added.
"What…About Hitler and Napoleon…" Death stated.
"And the '76 Dodgers?" Blob asked.
"Leave… them… to me." Death said simply. "I can… deal with them."
"Well then, lets go be merchants of death." Wanda said with a twisted smile.
"CHARGE!!!" Pietro shouted as he ran into the house in front of the others. His screams soon echoed throughout Bayville, for Dracula had called in the most demonic force imaginable to assist him.
"I'm not going in there." Blob said simply as Pietro's screams for mercy went unanswered.
"Agreed." Wanda stated.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Pietro screamed as he ran out of the house being chased by millions of Furbies. All with their beady little eyes and bloodthirsty words… God I hated those Basterds…
"Dear God. Dracula turned out the hired Guns." Wanda stated in horror as the hairballs streamed by the Brotherhood.
"To Victory!' Lance shouted as he led the Brotherhood in a galvanized charge into their house to reclaim it from the denizens of hell.
"My spine…" Nixon roared.
********************
Later that day
"Thank…You…" The grim reaper stated to the Brotherhood as he sent his charges back to hell.
"No problem." Lance said. "It was worth it to get our house back."
"I'll be… seeing you… all real… soon." Death stated as he disappeared.
"Well. Isn't that nice." Blob said with a smile. "Wait a minute…"
********************
Xavier's
"You are ready to take on Toad." Jamie two stated as Jamie emerged from a room.
"Yes." Jamie said. And soon the power of the player shall be mine." Jamie demanded sinisterly. "For the rein of Multiple the Mighty begins anew!" Jamie shouted as he put on his multiple the Mighty costume. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Whatever." Jamie II said as he walked away muttering to himself.
********************
Elsewhere in Xavier's
"A nice relaxing day." Cyclops said simply. Before he was surrounded by light and beamed up into a spaceship.
"Not again…" Scott moaned when he saw Kang and Kodos.
*******************
Well. Next chapter is finally the insane conclusion. So send in those ideas before its spring. IT'S ALMOST OVER MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!