Author's notes: ummmmmm.. Ok, this is my first fanfic ever, so please
read and review.
I'm all for the popular pairings (i.e. Ranma and Akane, Ukyo and
Ryouga, Shampoo and Mousse,Kuno and Nabiki, Kodachi and uhhh. (Mr.
Turtle maybe? yeah you get the picture.)
I just don't feel that anyone in the manga should be getting married
yet. Anyways I hope you enjoy the story. P.S. If you don't realize
this, the first part is set before Shampoo knows that Ranma is the
same person as female Ranma. And also, 'word' means that they are
thinking, *word* is an action.
Disclaimer: Just to set things straight, I will tell you what I own,
and what I don't.
What I own: My self, my brain, this story, my cat (want it?), and a
computer.
What I don't own: These characters, anything related to Ranma ½
charaters, and my sanity.
Ranma stirred earlier than was usual for him. As he started
to stretch, he notice there was something warm on him, well,
not so something as someone. Looking down, he realized that
that someone was Shampoo. "My darling" she whispered in her
sleep. *Gurk* Akane would kill him if she found Shampoo here.
Peeling Shampoo off of him was hard, since he was trying not
to wake her. He crawled out of bed quitely, hoping Shampoo
would't glomp onto him again in her sleep. When he made it to
the doorway, he breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn't part of
his plans to get malleted because of Shampoo.
Once he was in the hallway he started running towards the
bathroom. Turning the corner, he realized to late that Kasumi
was washing the floors. He tried to save himself, but he
couldn't recover balance on the slippery floor. He landed
with a thump, just as Kasumi tossed more water onto the
floor. "C-c- cold" water! "Oh my! I'm sorry Ranma I didn't
know you were there." The redhead sat sulking for a few
minutes, but no one could be mad at Kasumi for long. "Thanks
a lot, Kasumi."
By this time, Shampoo had awoken to find her beloved 'Airen'
gone. "Ranma wait for Shampoo!" The purple-haired Amazon
turned down the hallway where she heard some noise, there,
sitting on the floor was female Ranma. "Kill!" She pulled out
one bonbori, and brought it down where Ranma-chan had been
sitting a second before.
"Aaaiiii!" Ranma-chan lept out of the bonbori's path a second
time, only to collide with someone. "Heh, hey Akane! Want to
get me some hot water?" "No!" Suddenly a hand held out a
kettle of hot water. "Thanks!" Nabiki held out her hand.
"What?" Ranma-chan asked. "That'll be 200 yen for the water."
"Dammit! Can't you ever do something just to be nice?"
Placing the yen in Nabiki's hand, Ranma-chan grabbed the
kettle and ran.
"Stupid greedy Nabiki!" he muttered sullenly after he poured
the water over himself. A rumble broughthim out of his
thoughts. 'What is that noise?' The faint rumble grew louder.
Part of the wall curved in and broke, revealing an angry
Shampoo.
"Kill!", the bonbori stopped mid-air, "Oh, is you Airen! You
I love." Shampoo glomped onto a very wet and embarassed
Ranma. "Shampoo I told you, I can't marry you." As tears
started to well up in Shampoo's violet eyes, Ranma stuttered.
"I-I'm sorry!" "Oh, are you now baka?" Ranma shivered under his fiance's cold gaze. "No! I mean yes! I mean no!"
"Which is it?" "Uhhhh. Shampoo, your really pretty." Akane's eyes blazed. ".ButIwasengagedto'KanefirstandIcan'tmarryyou, sorry!" "What the hell did you just say Ranma?" Akane blinked. "I said, Iwasengagedto'KanefirstandIcan'tmarryyou, sorry!"
"Kill!" "Aaaaaaahhhh! What are you doing you Amazon hussy?" Akane lept to the side. The bonbori had barely missed Akane's head. "Die pervert girl, so Ranma be happy with Shampoo!" This time the bonbori was stopped scant inches above Akane's head. Akane looked up to see Ranma holding it so it wouldn't hit her. "Don't kill her Shampoo!" Ranma knocked the bonbori out of Shampoo's hand and through the open window. "Why not Airen?"
"Uhhhhh. because.I love her! Yeah, that's it, I love her!"
Author's notes: I hope you enjoyed this chapter and can give me hints about what to do different also. Please review. If you actually read the whole thing thank you. Next chap: For Best Results. And I know that it is super short
read and review.
I'm all for the popular pairings (i.e. Ranma and Akane, Ukyo and
Ryouga, Shampoo and Mousse,Kuno and Nabiki, Kodachi and uhhh. (Mr.
Turtle maybe? yeah you get the picture.)
I just don't feel that anyone in the manga should be getting married
yet. Anyways I hope you enjoy the story. P.S. If you don't realize
this, the first part is set before Shampoo knows that Ranma is the
same person as female Ranma. And also, 'word' means that they are
thinking, *word* is an action.
Disclaimer: Just to set things straight, I will tell you what I own,
and what I don't.
What I own: My self, my brain, this story, my cat (want it?), and a
computer.
What I don't own: These characters, anything related to Ranma ½
charaters, and my sanity.
Ranma stirred earlier than was usual for him. As he started
to stretch, he notice there was something warm on him, well,
not so something as someone. Looking down, he realized that
that someone was Shampoo. "My darling" she whispered in her
sleep. *Gurk* Akane would kill him if she found Shampoo here.
Peeling Shampoo off of him was hard, since he was trying not
to wake her. He crawled out of bed quitely, hoping Shampoo
would't glomp onto him again in her sleep. When he made it to
the doorway, he breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn't part of
his plans to get malleted because of Shampoo.
Once he was in the hallway he started running towards the
bathroom. Turning the corner, he realized to late that Kasumi
was washing the floors. He tried to save himself, but he
couldn't recover balance on the slippery floor. He landed
with a thump, just as Kasumi tossed more water onto the
floor. "C-c- cold" water! "Oh my! I'm sorry Ranma I didn't
know you were there." The redhead sat sulking for a few
minutes, but no one could be mad at Kasumi for long. "Thanks
a lot, Kasumi."
By this time, Shampoo had awoken to find her beloved 'Airen'
gone. "Ranma wait for Shampoo!" The purple-haired Amazon
turned down the hallway where she heard some noise, there,
sitting on the floor was female Ranma. "Kill!" She pulled out
one bonbori, and brought it down where Ranma-chan had been
sitting a second before.
"Aaaiiii!" Ranma-chan lept out of the bonbori's path a second
time, only to collide with someone. "Heh, hey Akane! Want to
get me some hot water?" "No!" Suddenly a hand held out a
kettle of hot water. "Thanks!" Nabiki held out her hand.
"What?" Ranma-chan asked. "That'll be 200 yen for the water."
"Dammit! Can't you ever do something just to be nice?"
Placing the yen in Nabiki's hand, Ranma-chan grabbed the
kettle and ran.
"Stupid greedy Nabiki!" he muttered sullenly after he poured
the water over himself. A rumble broughthim out of his
thoughts. 'What is that noise?' The faint rumble grew louder.
Part of the wall curved in and broke, revealing an angry
Shampoo.
"Kill!", the bonbori stopped mid-air, "Oh, is you Airen! You
I love." Shampoo glomped onto a very wet and embarassed
Ranma. "Shampoo I told you, I can't marry you." As tears
started to well up in Shampoo's violet eyes, Ranma stuttered.
"I-I'm sorry!" "Oh, are you now baka?" Ranma shivered under his fiance's cold gaze. "No! I mean yes! I mean no!"
"Which is it?" "Uhhhh. Shampoo, your really pretty." Akane's eyes blazed. ".ButIwasengagedto'KanefirstandIcan'tmarryyou, sorry!" "What the hell did you just say Ranma?" Akane blinked. "I said, Iwasengagedto'KanefirstandIcan'tmarryyou, sorry!"
"Kill!" "Aaaaaaahhhh! What are you doing you Amazon hussy?" Akane lept to the side. The bonbori had barely missed Akane's head. "Die pervert girl, so Ranma be happy with Shampoo!" This time the bonbori was stopped scant inches above Akane's head. Akane looked up to see Ranma holding it so it wouldn't hit her. "Don't kill her Shampoo!" Ranma knocked the bonbori out of Shampoo's hand and through the open window. "Why not Airen?"
"Uhhhhh. because.I love her! Yeah, that's it, I love her!"
Author's notes: I hope you enjoyed this chapter and can give me hints about what to do different also. Please review. If you actually read the whole thing thank you. Next chap: For Best Results. And I know that it is super short