Autumn Fun: It's about Damn Time; Or The End of another Season
Hey… Its almost spring and I'm just finished with Autumn Fun. Woot for procrastination. Anyhow, I think we all had a good run, don't you? But before I get carried away, the disturbed individuals behind this chapter are as follows.
Todd Fan: Forge trying to convince Storm he'd be the perfect boyfriend? Hmmm… I think I can work with that.
Rampage: Toad and his angels have a "party" to celebrate their victory? Ohhh… I like that.
Jaina12: Todd and Jamie duke it out? I wonder…
Red Witch: The Brotherhood rakes the leaves in their own special way? I love that idea.
Road Rage: The true player shall be discovered this chapter, per you request at the start of this fic.
And now, with out further ado, I present the END OF AUTUMN FUN!!! ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
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The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House, A.k.a The 'Hood House ™, otherwise known as the pimple on Bayville's ass, the great depression, the home of the Brotherhood of Evil mutants, place of much insanity, I think you all get the picture…
"Well, that was fun…" Lance muttered as he finished cleaning out the house of the mess that the denizens of hell had made.
"You're telling me." Wanda muttered.
"I don't want to know why they had this thing out." lance said as he threw away a game of twister.
"I always wondered about Nixon and Hitler." Wanda said simply. "They were to buddy-buddy for my tastes."
"Please, I didn't need that image in my head." Lance said as he beat his head against the wall.
"Man, we still have to rake the yard." Wanda muttered as she and Lance walked outside where Pietro and Blob were arguing.
"It is so faster!" Pietro shouted at Blob.
"Is not!" Blob shouted back.
"Is so!"
"You're a moron!"
"What are you two arguing about now?" Wanda asked as she and Lance walked over.
"Blob wants to rake using a leaf blower." Pietro stated.
"So. Makes sense. It will go a lot faster." Lance said.
"My way is faster." Pietro said simply.
"What's your way?" Wanda asked.
"You fool!" Lance shouted. "You asked Pietro to perform one of his Ideas! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!" Lance screamed.
"Good god…" Blob muttered as Pietro smiled at his sister.
"Watch." Pietro said as he ran around the yard at lightening speed and then stopped in front of the Brotherhood. "Voila! Almost done…"
"What did you do?" Lance asked. "The yard looks the same."
"Does it?" Pietro asked as he picked up an empty gas can and waved it in front of the other Brotherhood members with a smile.
"Sweet Jesus…" Wanda muttered as Lance and Blob backed away slowly.
"And now watch, as I take care of our leaf problem." Pietro said as he lit a match and tossed it into the backyard, which then went up… well, like dry leaves soaked in gas do.
"RUN!" Lance shouted as he and Blob ran away from the raging inferno.
"Its so pretty…" Wanda's muttered as she stared at the flaming backyard.
"And once again, Pietro solves the problem. Hey, what's' cooking?" Pietro asked as he smiled, sniffing the air. He then realized that he was on fire. "Not good." Pietro muttered as he went up like a pile of oil soaked rags.
"That's what you get for using so much hair spray." Wanda said as Pietro ran around on fire.
"BAD DAY!" Pietro screamed. "IT BURNS LIKE NAPALM!"
"Heh." Wanda said with a satisfied smile.
"I'M TO PRETTY TO DIE!!!"
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Xavier's
"Well done girls…" Toad said as he greeted his angels at the door.
"So what are we going to do now Toady?" The girls all piped up.
"We party of course." Toad said as a disco ball and funky seventies music began playing. Forge danced by with an Afro.
"So we're going to party like it's the movie Deep throat!" Jubilee, Rahne and X sang as they carried Toad into one of the bedrooms.
"SHA-ZAM!" Toad shouted as the door slammed shut.
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Xavier's study
"Where did the funky seventies music come from?" Wolverine asked as he, Beast, Emma Frost, Sebastian Shaw, Banshee, Magneto, Xavier, and Sabertooth sat around Xavier's study, completely sloshed out of their minds. Mastermind was sleeping in the corner with a lampshade on his head.
"Oh thank god Laddie. I though I was the only one that heard that music." Banshee said as he downed another drink.
"I think I'm the most wasted." Magneto said simply as he looked at the empty keg in front of him.
"Na. That award goes to Sabertooth." Xavier said as he pointed at Sabertooth, who was standing in front of Xavier's grandfather clock.
"Hey Chuck, you're clock doesn't flush." Sabertooth stated as he zipped up.
"Another round!" Xavier shouted.
"Oh it's the end of a season and we're drunk again…" Magneto sang.
"We're here really wasted with some friends…" Beast added.
"We're out of aspirin so the hang over will be a pain…"
"And when I am driving I take up three lanes!" Banshee finished as the drunks downed another round.
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Elsewhere in the mansion
"Forge, what's with the Afro?" Storm asked as she stared at Forge.
"Hey baby, its out of sight. With me as a boyfriend, things are always groovy."
"Have you been smoking some of the traditional seventies herbs?" Storm asked dryly.
"Maybe." Forge said with a sly smile as Storm started to walk away. "Hey, I'm good with machines! I can fix things." Forge said as he showed off his skill by turning the toaster into a small nuclear reactor, which then began to vibrate, as it turned red. "Oops." Forge said as he tossed it away and created a small mushroom cloud in the living room where Bobby and Amara where.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bobby screamed as he ran out of the room glowing a strange green color.
"Get back here Boy toy!" Amara shouted as she ran after him, her arms turned into green, slimy tentacles and she had a third eye.
"You're a strange little man." Storm stated.
"There's an understatement." Forge said simply. "I'm thirty years out of my time stream and you say I'm just weird?" Forge said simply. "Oh and did I mention that I have the hormones and sex drive of a teenager?" Forge said as his eyebrows did a jig.
"Really?" Storm asked as she raised her eyebrows.
"Really." Forge said simply with a smile.
"The attic?"
"Let's go." Forge said with a smile as the two of them ran off, hand in hand.
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Back to Toad
"That was great." X said with a satisfied smile as she Rahne and Jubilee lay in bed. Toad sat in a chair smoking a pipe.
"I do so love these fic's." Toad said with a smirk before the door blew off its hinges. "Then again…" Toad muttered as multiple the mighty emerged into the room.
"Father! I have come to take your place as the true player." Jamie shouted at Toad.
"Yea. Right." Rahne said. Before Jamie stared at her, pulling her under his player powers. "You can make multiple copies of yourself…. Oh that's kinky." Rahne said as she hopped over and began to fondle Jamie.
"Who da pimp?" Jamie asked as he raised his eyebrows.
"Rahne!" Toad shouted. "Curse you Jamie. But my power is absolute." Toad shouted in a dark voice as storm clouds gathered.
"No Toad. Mine is." Jamie said as he concentrated and Jubilee also bounded over. So did Jean, Kitty, Emma Frost, Amara and Storm, all clinging to Jamie.
"Damn. His powers have grown." Toad muttered.
"Ahem." Jamie turned to see a very pissed off Bobby, Lance, Scott, and Forge, all with baseball bat in their hands.
"Uh oh." Jamie muttered to himself. "Perhaps my powers are a bit to powerful." Jamie said simply as the girls all cooed while they clung to him.
"You're dead squirt." Lance muttered.
"Oh yea." Forge said simply as his arm morphed into a giant gun.
"Eep." Jamie muttered as he bolted out of the room.
"GET HIM!" The guys all screamed as they bolted after Jamie. Lance walked over to toad, shaking his head.
"Toad?" Lance asked. "The fic is almost over, better correct the damage done to the player force."
"But I'll lose my powers until the next one. I don't want to give them up."
"You have to." Lance said simply. "It's the way of the player to eventually let the hoe down for a brief period."
"What a PC age we live in." Toad muttered to himself. "Oh well. I guess your right. Let the power of the player leaves me." Toad said as a strange energy left him.
"OH MY GOD! I SLEPT WITH TOAD!" Rahne and Jubilee screamed as they ran upstairs to the shower.
"Aren't you going to run away?" Toad asked X.
"Why? I like you for you. Player power or no." X said as she tackled Toad to the ground.
"SHAZAM!" Toad shouted.
"Oh sweet Jesus." Lance muttered as he clutched his stomach and ran out of the room.
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The 'Hood house
"So its over." Pietro said simply.
"I hope so." Blob muttered. "I'm looking forward to a nice long break."
"Don't be so sure." Wanda said simply. "Spring is coming up in a couple of months and that's the one season Descendent hasn't done yet."
"A crap." Lance muttered. "We're doomed."
"Oh yea." Toad said simply as X nibbled on his ear.
"Do you have to do that here?" Pietro asked simply. "Its really disgusting."
"Got a problem with it Bub?" X demanded.
"No." Pietro said in a timid voice.
"Well. We have a few months of piece. Only one thing to do then." Blob said simply.
"Party?" Lance asked.
"But of course." Blob said as a disco ball dropped down and funky music began top play. "PARTY!!!"
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A big Thanks to all who made this insane fic possible. You all deserve to be committed along side of me. (Deep Breath)
Thanks a lot Red Witch, Todd Fan, Gofn1, HoneyBug17, Ellen, Fennchan, Abbalover, TheScribe3, Sandlot, Viewer, SandsO, MCM, Rushikayu, Road Rage, JheregAssasin, Neko, Haretrigger, Bardic Feline, Chia4, Pyro Tsunami, Dark Lord, Hids, Frodo Hobbit, Jaina12, S.Mark Gunther, Dark Lord of Sorcery, Captain Marvel, Ellen, Lord of Shadows, Tsunami, Random, and Stupid X. You all are in dire need of medical help. I'm glad to call you friends and colleges. Stay tune for Spring Fun. Hopefully I'll get that one done in spring. Peace out and stay crazy,
Descendent
Hey… Its almost spring and I'm just finished with Autumn Fun. Woot for procrastination. Anyhow, I think we all had a good run, don't you? But before I get carried away, the disturbed individuals behind this chapter are as follows.
Todd Fan: Forge trying to convince Storm he'd be the perfect boyfriend? Hmmm… I think I can work with that.
Rampage: Toad and his angels have a "party" to celebrate their victory? Ohhh… I like that.
Jaina12: Todd and Jamie duke it out? I wonder…
Red Witch: The Brotherhood rakes the leaves in their own special way? I love that idea.
Road Rage: The true player shall be discovered this chapter, per you request at the start of this fic.
And now, with out further ado, I present the END OF AUTUMN FUN!!! ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
********************
The Brotherhood of Bayville Boarding House, A.k.a The 'Hood House ™, otherwise known as the pimple on Bayville's ass, the great depression, the home of the Brotherhood of Evil mutants, place of much insanity, I think you all get the picture…
"Well, that was fun…" Lance muttered as he finished cleaning out the house of the mess that the denizens of hell had made.
"You're telling me." Wanda muttered.
"I don't want to know why they had this thing out." lance said as he threw away a game of twister.
"I always wondered about Nixon and Hitler." Wanda said simply. "They were to buddy-buddy for my tastes."
"Please, I didn't need that image in my head." Lance said as he beat his head against the wall.
"Man, we still have to rake the yard." Wanda muttered as she and Lance walked outside where Pietro and Blob were arguing.
"It is so faster!" Pietro shouted at Blob.
"Is not!" Blob shouted back.
"Is so!"
"You're a moron!"
"What are you two arguing about now?" Wanda asked as she and Lance walked over.
"Blob wants to rake using a leaf blower." Pietro stated.
"So. Makes sense. It will go a lot faster." Lance said.
"My way is faster." Pietro said simply.
"What's your way?" Wanda asked.
"You fool!" Lance shouted. "You asked Pietro to perform one of his Ideas! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!" Lance screamed.
"Good god…" Blob muttered as Pietro smiled at his sister.
"Watch." Pietro said as he ran around the yard at lightening speed and then stopped in front of the Brotherhood. "Voila! Almost done…"
"What did you do?" Lance asked. "The yard looks the same."
"Does it?" Pietro asked as he picked up an empty gas can and waved it in front of the other Brotherhood members with a smile.
"Sweet Jesus…" Wanda muttered as Lance and Blob backed away slowly.
"And now watch, as I take care of our leaf problem." Pietro said as he lit a match and tossed it into the backyard, which then went up… well, like dry leaves soaked in gas do.
"RUN!" Lance shouted as he and Blob ran away from the raging inferno.
"Its so pretty…" Wanda's muttered as she stared at the flaming backyard.
"And once again, Pietro solves the problem. Hey, what's' cooking?" Pietro asked as he smiled, sniffing the air. He then realized that he was on fire. "Not good." Pietro muttered as he went up like a pile of oil soaked rags.
"That's what you get for using so much hair spray." Wanda said as Pietro ran around on fire.
"BAD DAY!" Pietro screamed. "IT BURNS LIKE NAPALM!"
"Heh." Wanda said with a satisfied smile.
"I'M TO PRETTY TO DIE!!!"
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Xavier's
"Well done girls…" Toad said as he greeted his angels at the door.
"So what are we going to do now Toady?" The girls all piped up.
"We party of course." Toad said as a disco ball and funky seventies music began playing. Forge danced by with an Afro.
"So we're going to party like it's the movie Deep throat!" Jubilee, Rahne and X sang as they carried Toad into one of the bedrooms.
"SHA-ZAM!" Toad shouted as the door slammed shut.
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Xavier's study
"Where did the funky seventies music come from?" Wolverine asked as he, Beast, Emma Frost, Sebastian Shaw, Banshee, Magneto, Xavier, and Sabertooth sat around Xavier's study, completely sloshed out of their minds. Mastermind was sleeping in the corner with a lampshade on his head.
"Oh thank god Laddie. I though I was the only one that heard that music." Banshee said as he downed another drink.
"I think I'm the most wasted." Magneto said simply as he looked at the empty keg in front of him.
"Na. That award goes to Sabertooth." Xavier said as he pointed at Sabertooth, who was standing in front of Xavier's grandfather clock.
"Hey Chuck, you're clock doesn't flush." Sabertooth stated as he zipped up.
"Another round!" Xavier shouted.
"Oh it's the end of a season and we're drunk again…" Magneto sang.
"We're here really wasted with some friends…" Beast added.
"We're out of aspirin so the hang over will be a pain…"
"And when I am driving I take up three lanes!" Banshee finished as the drunks downed another round.
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Elsewhere in the mansion
"Forge, what's with the Afro?" Storm asked as she stared at Forge.
"Hey baby, its out of sight. With me as a boyfriend, things are always groovy."
"Have you been smoking some of the traditional seventies herbs?" Storm asked dryly.
"Maybe." Forge said with a sly smile as Storm started to walk away. "Hey, I'm good with machines! I can fix things." Forge said as he showed off his skill by turning the toaster into a small nuclear reactor, which then began to vibrate, as it turned red. "Oops." Forge said as he tossed it away and created a small mushroom cloud in the living room where Bobby and Amara where.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bobby screamed as he ran out of the room glowing a strange green color.
"Get back here Boy toy!" Amara shouted as she ran after him, her arms turned into green, slimy tentacles and she had a third eye.
"You're a strange little man." Storm stated.
"There's an understatement." Forge said simply. "I'm thirty years out of my time stream and you say I'm just weird?" Forge said simply. "Oh and did I mention that I have the hormones and sex drive of a teenager?" Forge said as his eyebrows did a jig.
"Really?" Storm asked as she raised her eyebrows.
"Really." Forge said simply with a smile.
"The attic?"
"Let's go." Forge said with a smile as the two of them ran off, hand in hand.
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Back to Toad
"That was great." X said with a satisfied smile as she Rahne and Jubilee lay in bed. Toad sat in a chair smoking a pipe.
"I do so love these fic's." Toad said with a smirk before the door blew off its hinges. "Then again…" Toad muttered as multiple the mighty emerged into the room.
"Father! I have come to take your place as the true player." Jamie shouted at Toad.
"Yea. Right." Rahne said. Before Jamie stared at her, pulling her under his player powers. "You can make multiple copies of yourself…. Oh that's kinky." Rahne said as she hopped over and began to fondle Jamie.
"Who da pimp?" Jamie asked as he raised his eyebrows.
"Rahne!" Toad shouted. "Curse you Jamie. But my power is absolute." Toad shouted in a dark voice as storm clouds gathered.
"No Toad. Mine is." Jamie said as he concentrated and Jubilee also bounded over. So did Jean, Kitty, Emma Frost, Amara and Storm, all clinging to Jamie.
"Damn. His powers have grown." Toad muttered.
"Ahem." Jamie turned to see a very pissed off Bobby, Lance, Scott, and Forge, all with baseball bat in their hands.
"Uh oh." Jamie muttered to himself. "Perhaps my powers are a bit to powerful." Jamie said simply as the girls all cooed while they clung to him.
"You're dead squirt." Lance muttered.
"Oh yea." Forge said simply as his arm morphed into a giant gun.
"Eep." Jamie muttered as he bolted out of the room.
"GET HIM!" The guys all screamed as they bolted after Jamie. Lance walked over to toad, shaking his head.
"Toad?" Lance asked. "The fic is almost over, better correct the damage done to the player force."
"But I'll lose my powers until the next one. I don't want to give them up."
"You have to." Lance said simply. "It's the way of the player to eventually let the hoe down for a brief period."
"What a PC age we live in." Toad muttered to himself. "Oh well. I guess your right. Let the power of the player leaves me." Toad said as a strange energy left him.
"OH MY GOD! I SLEPT WITH TOAD!" Rahne and Jubilee screamed as they ran upstairs to the shower.
"Aren't you going to run away?" Toad asked X.
"Why? I like you for you. Player power or no." X said as she tackled Toad to the ground.
"SHAZAM!" Toad shouted.
"Oh sweet Jesus." Lance muttered as he clutched his stomach and ran out of the room.
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The 'Hood house
"So its over." Pietro said simply.
"I hope so." Blob muttered. "I'm looking forward to a nice long break."
"Don't be so sure." Wanda said simply. "Spring is coming up in a couple of months and that's the one season Descendent hasn't done yet."
"A crap." Lance muttered. "We're doomed."
"Oh yea." Toad said simply as X nibbled on his ear.
"Do you have to do that here?" Pietro asked simply. "Its really disgusting."
"Got a problem with it Bub?" X demanded.
"No." Pietro said in a timid voice.
"Well. We have a few months of piece. Only one thing to do then." Blob said simply.
"Party?" Lance asked.
"But of course." Blob said as a disco ball dropped down and funky music began top play. "PARTY!!!"
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A big Thanks to all who made this insane fic possible. You all deserve to be committed along side of me. (Deep Breath)
Thanks a lot Red Witch, Todd Fan, Gofn1, HoneyBug17, Ellen, Fennchan, Abbalover, TheScribe3, Sandlot, Viewer, SandsO, MCM, Rushikayu, Road Rage, JheregAssasin, Neko, Haretrigger, Bardic Feline, Chia4, Pyro Tsunami, Dark Lord, Hids, Frodo Hobbit, Jaina12, S.Mark Gunther, Dark Lord of Sorcery, Captain Marvel, Ellen, Lord of Shadows, Tsunami, Random, and Stupid X. You all are in dire need of medical help. I'm glad to call you friends and colleges. Stay tune for Spring Fun. Hopefully I'll get that one done in spring. Peace out and stay crazy,
Descendent