A/N: Well, it's finally over.this is the last chapter. We had a good run,
people, and I just hope everyone got a few kicks out of my demented sense
of humor. So, make your final R&R, and tell all your friends about the
story where the crew of voyager goes mad.
Chapter 9: IT WAS ALL A FRAUD!
"Cheers," said captain Janeway as she knocked her glass of Champaign against Chakotay's, "and good riddance!"
"You said it Kathryn," replied Chakotay as he put down another glass. "Who would've known it would've been so easy to get rid of the doctor."
"Yeah," interrupted Tom, "All we had to do was act like women bitches for a couple weeks.what a complete waste of my life."
"Indeed," said Seven. "I was getting rather tired of his touchy-feely 'medical' exams."
"Here, here!" said Harry, raising his glass high. "Let's just say that after years of traveling with that dick, he's finally gone, and hopefully we'll never have to see him again!"
"Hooray!" shouted the entire crew in response.
"Noooooooooooooo!" cried an anonymous, muffled voice.
"What was that?" asked Tom.
"I didn't hear anything.." Replied B'lanna
And with that last comment, the entire crew broke forth in laughter. And the doctor? He silently floated away from Voyager, crying his eyes out as he went. And sometimes, if you're out in space in the delta quadrant, and you listen really hard you can still hear him shouting lonely cries of "Damn you Voyager! Damn You!"
Chapter 9: IT WAS ALL A FRAUD!
"Cheers," said captain Janeway as she knocked her glass of Champaign against Chakotay's, "and good riddance!"
"You said it Kathryn," replied Chakotay as he put down another glass. "Who would've known it would've been so easy to get rid of the doctor."
"Yeah," interrupted Tom, "All we had to do was act like women bitches for a couple weeks.what a complete waste of my life."
"Indeed," said Seven. "I was getting rather tired of his touchy-feely 'medical' exams."
"Here, here!" said Harry, raising his glass high. "Let's just say that after years of traveling with that dick, he's finally gone, and hopefully we'll never have to see him again!"
"Hooray!" shouted the entire crew in response.
"Noooooooooooooo!" cried an anonymous, muffled voice.
"What was that?" asked Tom.
"I didn't hear anything.." Replied B'lanna
And with that last comment, the entire crew broke forth in laughter. And the doctor? He silently floated away from Voyager, crying his eyes out as he went. And sometimes, if you're out in space in the delta quadrant, and you listen really hard you can still hear him shouting lonely cries of "Damn you Voyager! Damn You!"