Author's notes: Hey I edited the first chapter, and now I'm adding the second one. I'm trying to make sure none of the characters are OOC. Will Ranma ever be rid of Shampoo? Who knows? Except me of course silly, cause I'm writing this. Tehe! Please Read and Review! ^_~

P.S. thoughts = 'thoughts', and sounds/actions = *sounds/actions*, get the picture?

Disclaimer: If I told you I owned these characters, would you believe me? Probably not, unless you're as gullible as Ryouga! (No offense towards Ryouga) Well you shouldn't, cause that'd be a lie! And I would go bie liao ! I think that might be spelled wrong, oh well!

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"What?" Akane stared incredulously at Ranma. "What you do to Airen pervert girl?" Shampoo narrowed her violet eyes at Akane.

"I didn't do anything to him, ya hussy! YOU probably put something in his ramen again!" Akane retorted angrily. "What was it this time? Love potion?"

"Shampoo not do something so awful to Airen to make him love pervert girl!" She glared at Ranma, who had been trying to avoid confrontation with either of his fiancés (the two that were there at least) "What pervert girl do to you, Airen?"

'Think fast or you are so dead!' "Nothing, it just. uhhhh. it just. happened, sorry Shampoo!"

Shampoo's eyes bulged for a moment. "You lie Airen, pervert girl make you do this, so she have you!"

"I told you I'm not your Airen, Shampoo!" But Shampoo wasn't listening. She was trying to stare Akane down.

'Eeep!' "Leave me alone Shampoo, why would I do this to Ranma? I don't even like him!" Akane bristled. 'Well, maybe just a little bit.' She flushed slightly.

"You lie pervert girl! You try to make Airen love you! "Shampoo will save beloved." Shampoo cried, grabbing Ranma brazenly. *Urk* *sweat*

"Shampoo will cure Ranma, must go ask grandmother how! I'll come back Airen!"(A/N: Yeah, Cologne actually wasn't there till Shampoo returned again and learned Ranma wasn't a girl but hey this is my story!) Shampoo leapt through the hole she had made in the wall and out the door.

"Oh my! Nabiki won't like having to pay to get another hole fixed! I should tell her! Kasumi's soft voice came from behind the hole in the wall. "Oh, hello Ranma, Akane, where's little Shampoo?"

"She went back to the Cat Café. Said she was going to have Cologne get something to help ~cure~ Ranma." Akane rolled her eyes.

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"You know I was just saying that to get Shampoo to leave me alone, right?"

"Saying what?"

"That I lo-o-ved you. It wasn't real." 'I hardly even know Akane.'

"Of course I know that!" 'Ranma no baka!'

"Well, good." Ranma relaxed. "A macho chick like you hasn't a hope of getting someone as good looking as me." He put his hands behind his head as they walked. My girl form has a better body then you!"

"Oh really?" Akane's good friend, the mallet, appeared in her hands. "What makes you think I'd want you, you-you-you Baka!" Ranma flew through the air and landed the koi pond. Have fun having a better body than me!" Akane started to stomp off towards the dojo, grumbling.

Ranma-chan's shrill voice shrieked at Akane's retreating form as Ranma-chan climbed dripping from the pond. "Stupid, uncute, tomboy without a body!" he shouted after her. 'Where is pop? Maybe Kasumi will make panda stew for supper.' Ranma-chan half muttered her violent thoughts about her father.

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Author's notes: Well that's Chapter Two! Yay! Hope you liked it. Please review. Next chapter: Dry and add Mousse.
A little early for Mousse to make an appearance but that's ok.