Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or The Dare Show. However, me and my friends do own Frizz, Sabrina, Kytira, Aisha, Meygan, and Morgen, so no stealing them! The Dare Show! (Yes, all friend's names are their characters, don't confuse it with my Frizz fics) Me-Frizz Sabrina Kytira Aisha Meygan Morgen

Me & all my friends are doing a spoof off of The Dare Show off the Amanda Show. So, we get a call from this freak, saying, "I dare you to go into Harry Potter's world and steal his Firebolt!" So, I lean over to Meygan and ask, "Can we do that?" "I guess so," she replies. "How the heck do we do that?" "It's easy, come here." We all follow Meygan over to her Harry Potter book. She takes out a knife and makes a slit in the cover. This slit becomes a dimensional portal. "Cool!" the rest of us say. One by one, we jump in, finding ourselves in a hallway in Hogwarts. "Cool!" we all say again. We are walking humming the James Bond sneaking music, and every time we pass someone, we all slam against the wall and act incognito. They look at us funny and walk away. Draco Malfoy passes us and Morgen steps away from the wall, saying, "Oh, Draco Malfoy!" I grab the back of her shirt, saying, "No, this is an in-out mission. Interacting with anyone would disrupt the time-space continuum." "What?" Aisha says. "You expect me to know?" I reply. She looks at me funny, then we keep going. We spot Hermione Granger and follow her to the Gryffindor common room. We see Harry, and Kytira shouts, "Duck and cover!" We all dive to the ground, along with Neville Longbottom, who we confused thoroughly. We sneak up to the boy's dormitory, grab the Firebolt, and run for our lives. When we get to the place we came in and jump through. We are all laughing hysterically. Our caller is waiting patiently. "We got it!" Sabrina calls, and we all fall over laughing.

A/N: I if you want, I can write a sequel, one that would be longer and not as moronic, maybe a Morgen/Draco/Meygan or a Sabrina/Harry, or possibly a Frizz/Neville, or maybe even all three. HMMMM, R&R to tell me if I should.