A/N: HEY IM BACK!Wow i never thought my story was that good. But oh
well. Anyway i am soo happy!!don't ask me!!anyway Disclaimer: I OWN NONE OF
THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS BUT LORINA ANNABELLE AND MY FRIEND OWNS
ALANNA!!
I somley swear im up to no good
Ch.4 Witch and Wizard Insanity
"Waaa?" Alanna turned around and stared
"PWEEE?" Lorina cocked her head
"Dammit.." Harry clutched his fist
"You seem to be glad to see me."the boy drawled
"Draco," Harry gritted through his teeth.
"Who?" Lorina looked at everyone.
"Him," Annabelle pointed at Draco.
"Him?" Lorina pointed at Ron.
"No him!!" Annabelle pointed at Draco.
"Him?" Lorina pointed finally at Draco.
"Yes," Annabelle said. "Finally."
"Don't point that damn finger at me!!" Draco snarled.
"Okay anyway who are you?" Alanna looked at him in a disapproving way.
"I'm Draco Malfoy, prefect of Slytherin!" Draco drawled.
"And popcorn lover," Harry whispered to Lorina.
"I'm not a popcorn lover!!" Draco screamed but then a man came up and told Draco "Your million buckets of popcorn are ready...."
Draco starts running down to eat.
"right..." Alanna watched him run.
"Thank the lord he's gone." Ron prayed out loud.
"Don't talk religion around me," Lorina hissed at Ron.
"Why should I?" Ron said back.
"I'll burn your symbols." Lorina smiled evilly.
"I'm glad my teacher days are over!!" Alanna pated Lorina hard on the back.
"Wha?" Ron asked surprised.
"I've been trying forever to make her be evil," Alanna smiled.
"Evil?" Draco's head popped out of a room which smelled like popcorn.
"Ya evil!!" Alanna grinned.
"Joe stop doing what you want to do!!" Lorina said.
Joe: I'm doing nothing except laying in bed with MoMo!!
"SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO BE DOING THAT!!!" Lorina screamed.
Joe: hehe^^
"YAY! Another evil girl that's pretty, beside that ugly git of Pansy!!" Draco smiled evilly, while taking a pic of Pansy out and splitting it in two.
******
At that Moment
Pansy screeched in pain and falls on the ground twitching. (A/N: nice image)
******
"Wow," Lorina looked at the picture which is in two now.
"No wonder love hurts..." Harry blinked.
"Stop looking at me weirdly!!" Draco snarled.
"Okay no offense," Lorina acted surprised.
"Hey ferret your popcorn's getting cold," Harry smiled.
"YIKES!!" Draco ran back into, from now on will be called the "Popcorn Room".
"Okay..." Alanna blinked.
"Aren't you insane over popcorn too?" Lorina looked at Alanna who now was having two speaks as eyes.
"Ehehe" Alanna choked out.
"I see," Lorina nodded her head.
"Ack! Two popcorn lovers." Annabelle smirked.
Draco's head again popped out of the "Popcorn Room". "Two popcorn lovers?"
"She's one!!" Lorina pointed at Ron.
"Eh?" Ron looked surprised.
Annabelle moved Lorina's finger to Alanna. "Much better."
"Oh really?" Draco sneered looking at Alanna.
"Is it me or is Draco wearing a popcorn crown?" Lorina asked Harry.
"Be glad your crazy." Harry replied.
"He's wearing a popcorn cape now," Annabelle gasped.
"This is not good, he's holding a popcorn staff!!" Ron shrieked.
"Eeks help me!!" Alanna closed her eyes and started screaming.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Draco laughed evilly.
"Hey! That's my line!!" said a green head man with goo coming out.
"Pwee?" Lorina cocked her head.
"Who are you?" sneered Draco the popcorn king.
"I'm Joe, Joe some." says the green head goo man.(Alanna: not to be confused with some Joe*laughs*)
"So that's what he looks like..." Lorina cocked her head the other way.
"You do know there's goo coming from your head?" Ron pointed.
"Yes I DID YOU DOPE!!!" Joe screamed.
"Eheh," Ron cracked a scared smile.
"Yes feeling the scariness of Joe some!!" Joe grinned.
MoMo appears.
"Hey MoMo!!" Lorina runs over and hugs her.
"Hey!!" waves MoMo.
"What are you doing here?" Joe turned around.
"Ah yes I'm your wife and I'm telling you to finish your dinner next time before scaring people!!" MoMo shrieked.
"Sorry," Joe disappears, so does MoMo.
"Weird," Harry blinked.
All of a sudden the Fellowship comes running. They run over Harry and Ron.
Legolas and Gimli stop to help them up.
"Sorry," Legolas apologized to Ron.
Ron stared at him.
Gimli helps Harry.
They catch up with the Fellowship.
"That's weirder," Lorina smiled.
"Was that a dwarf and elf?" Ron pointed at the running Fellowship.
"Who's your Care of Magical Creatures teacher?" Lorina asked.
"Ehhehe," Harry rubbed the back of his head.
"You do have one right?" Annabelle stared.
"We do but, I want him fired!!" sneered Draco from behind.
"He's a good teacher!!" Harry roared back.
"When will you ever like Hagrid as a teacher?" Ron asked cross.
"Um.." Lorina began.
"A day when naked lawn gnomes run over me," Draco sneered.
A huge mob of naked lawn gnomes run over Draco.
"MY MINIONS!!!" Alanna shrieked.
Alanna would of ran after them if Lorina hadn't held her by the collar.
"Let me... go... Lorina..." wheezed Alanna being choked.
"Nope." Lorina quickly replied.
"Ehhe," Draco looked at the direction where the gnomes left.
"You still don't like him do you?" Annabelle asked.
"Nope, now will you excuse me I have an appointment with my popcorn." Draco walks back to the "Popcorn Room" probably never to forget the sight of naked gnomes.
"This is one weird chapter," Lorina scratched her head.
"Yup," Harry sighed.
"My minions," Alanna sniffed.
"Gack..." Lorina looked at her, still staring the way the gnomes left.
A/N: DONE!! chapter 4 now 5!!! REVIEW!!!
I somley swear im up to no good
Ch.4 Witch and Wizard Insanity
"Waaa?" Alanna turned around and stared
"PWEEE?" Lorina cocked her head
"Dammit.." Harry clutched his fist
"You seem to be glad to see me."the boy drawled
"Draco," Harry gritted through his teeth.
"Who?" Lorina looked at everyone.
"Him," Annabelle pointed at Draco.
"Him?" Lorina pointed at Ron.
"No him!!" Annabelle pointed at Draco.
"Him?" Lorina pointed finally at Draco.
"Yes," Annabelle said. "Finally."
"Don't point that damn finger at me!!" Draco snarled.
"Okay anyway who are you?" Alanna looked at him in a disapproving way.
"I'm Draco Malfoy, prefect of Slytherin!" Draco drawled.
"And popcorn lover," Harry whispered to Lorina.
"I'm not a popcorn lover!!" Draco screamed but then a man came up and told Draco "Your million buckets of popcorn are ready...."
Draco starts running down to eat.
"right..." Alanna watched him run.
"Thank the lord he's gone." Ron prayed out loud.
"Don't talk religion around me," Lorina hissed at Ron.
"Why should I?" Ron said back.
"I'll burn your symbols." Lorina smiled evilly.
"I'm glad my teacher days are over!!" Alanna pated Lorina hard on the back.
"Wha?" Ron asked surprised.
"I've been trying forever to make her be evil," Alanna smiled.
"Evil?" Draco's head popped out of a room which smelled like popcorn.
"Ya evil!!" Alanna grinned.
"Joe stop doing what you want to do!!" Lorina said.
Joe: I'm doing nothing except laying in bed with MoMo!!
"SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO BE DOING THAT!!!" Lorina screamed.
Joe: hehe^^
"YAY! Another evil girl that's pretty, beside that ugly git of Pansy!!" Draco smiled evilly, while taking a pic of Pansy out and splitting it in two.
******
At that Moment
Pansy screeched in pain and falls on the ground twitching. (A/N: nice image)
******
"Wow," Lorina looked at the picture which is in two now.
"No wonder love hurts..." Harry blinked.
"Stop looking at me weirdly!!" Draco snarled.
"Okay no offense," Lorina acted surprised.
"Hey ferret your popcorn's getting cold," Harry smiled.
"YIKES!!" Draco ran back into, from now on will be called the "Popcorn Room".
"Okay..." Alanna blinked.
"Aren't you insane over popcorn too?" Lorina looked at Alanna who now was having two speaks as eyes.
"Ehehe" Alanna choked out.
"I see," Lorina nodded her head.
"Ack! Two popcorn lovers." Annabelle smirked.
Draco's head again popped out of the "Popcorn Room". "Two popcorn lovers?"
"She's one!!" Lorina pointed at Ron.
"Eh?" Ron looked surprised.
Annabelle moved Lorina's finger to Alanna. "Much better."
"Oh really?" Draco sneered looking at Alanna.
"Is it me or is Draco wearing a popcorn crown?" Lorina asked Harry.
"Be glad your crazy." Harry replied.
"He's wearing a popcorn cape now," Annabelle gasped.
"This is not good, he's holding a popcorn staff!!" Ron shrieked.
"Eeks help me!!" Alanna closed her eyes and started screaming.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" Draco laughed evilly.
"Hey! That's my line!!" said a green head man with goo coming out.
"Pwee?" Lorina cocked her head.
"Who are you?" sneered Draco the popcorn king.
"I'm Joe, Joe some." says the green head goo man.(Alanna: not to be confused with some Joe*laughs*)
"So that's what he looks like..." Lorina cocked her head the other way.
"You do know there's goo coming from your head?" Ron pointed.
"Yes I DID YOU DOPE!!!" Joe screamed.
"Eheh," Ron cracked a scared smile.
"Yes feeling the scariness of Joe some!!" Joe grinned.
MoMo appears.
"Hey MoMo!!" Lorina runs over and hugs her.
"Hey!!" waves MoMo.
"What are you doing here?" Joe turned around.
"Ah yes I'm your wife and I'm telling you to finish your dinner next time before scaring people!!" MoMo shrieked.
"Sorry," Joe disappears, so does MoMo.
"Weird," Harry blinked.
All of a sudden the Fellowship comes running. They run over Harry and Ron.
Legolas and Gimli stop to help them up.
"Sorry," Legolas apologized to Ron.
Ron stared at him.
Gimli helps Harry.
They catch up with the Fellowship.
"That's weirder," Lorina smiled.
"Was that a dwarf and elf?" Ron pointed at the running Fellowship.
"Who's your Care of Magical Creatures teacher?" Lorina asked.
"Ehhehe," Harry rubbed the back of his head.
"You do have one right?" Annabelle stared.
"We do but, I want him fired!!" sneered Draco from behind.
"He's a good teacher!!" Harry roared back.
"When will you ever like Hagrid as a teacher?" Ron asked cross.
"Um.." Lorina began.
"A day when naked lawn gnomes run over me," Draco sneered.
A huge mob of naked lawn gnomes run over Draco.
"MY MINIONS!!!" Alanna shrieked.
Alanna would of ran after them if Lorina hadn't held her by the collar.
"Let me... go... Lorina..." wheezed Alanna being choked.
"Nope." Lorina quickly replied.
"Ehhe," Draco looked at the direction where the gnomes left.
"You still don't like him do you?" Annabelle asked.
"Nope, now will you excuse me I have an appointment with my popcorn." Draco walks back to the "Popcorn Room" probably never to forget the sight of naked gnomes.
"This is one weird chapter," Lorina scratched her head.
"Yup," Harry sighed.
"My minions," Alanna sniffed.
"Gack..." Lorina looked at her, still staring the way the gnomes left.
A/N: DONE!! chapter 4 now 5!!! REVIEW!!!