(Sailor moon explanation for dummy's)
Sailor Moon is the story of a teenage girl who meets a magical cat who
gives her super powers. She becomes the leader of a team of brave girls,
known as the Sailor Warriors. Sailor Moon has long been justifiably
renowned for the strength of its plot, its direct and honest treatment of
romance and a realistic and unflinching acceptance of death as a necessary
possible consequence of a righteous fight.
This Sonome is not the same one as before
Sailor Moon R Chapter 52 "The Past, The Prisoner, and The Prankster"
The street were dark and dreary only the sound of people heading home after there late shift at work.
The back alleys were quiet all but silent but the sounds of squeaking rats.
a girl ran through the back all in a panic and took back glimpse every now and then like something was chasing her.
Why me thought the girl as she stopped to catch her breath and she looked back and therd was no body there.
She breath a sigh of relief and thought maybe he gave up.
But the appeared right in front of and startled her and she went to flee but it was too late the figure had a firm grasp on her.
He seemed to reach inside her chest without even breaking the skin but it still hurt a lot
The girl scream and the last thing she saw was a bright shining crystal.
Nightmare smiled as held the heart Crystal and kicking the now lifeless body into a garbage bin saying master will be happy will be happy.
Nightmare enters a flaming portal and is gone.
-Later that day-
all the gang were at Kari's house getting ready to watch a kung fu Flick staring Adam Colley called Fists of Yorkshire.
There about to start the movie when the door bell rang and Kari got up and answer the door, it was Marik holding rose.
"Did I come at a bad time" said Marik as he handed the rose to Kari and kissed her on the lips.
Another entered with him without anyone noticing him and sat on the couch beside Ryoko and tackled her.
Ryoko shoved the guy away but then realized who it was and said Joey don't ever do that again you scared me.
"Sorry I thought you noticed me" said Joey
"if I did I would have tackled you first" said Ryoko before kissing Joey long.
"I hope those two never breed" said Kaiba smugly.
Before Joey could say anything to Kaiba that would cause one of there usual fights Ryoko pulls Joey into another long kiss.
Can you two cut that out were trying to watch a movie said Tea snuggling Bakura.
Yes stop that your making me sick dogs shouldn't make out with people said Kaiba.
Before Ryoko could stop Joey he was face to face with kaiba and yelling do you want a piece bring it on kaiba.
"Get out of my face wheeler before I have you fixed" said Kaiba.
"Do they always fight like this" said a boy that looked part squirrel?
"Yes Sukasa" said Kari.
Suddenly Joey realizes he's is wearing a dog suit.
"What the hell" says Joey
"so you are a dog boy Wheeler " said Kaiba.
But before there could they were punched by Ayna knocking them both.
"Now lets watch a movie said" Ayna.
They all watched as Adam Colley killed 50 ninja's with a pair of chopsticks and killed one of the bosses by shoving a grenade onto his throat and shoving him out a 20-story building window while saying "die you bloody wankers".
Tea whips the drool from her mouth and continues to watch the movie.
What does this guy have that I don't said Joey.
"A chiseled manly chest" was the audible Tea said in response then she went back to drooling.
Then Luna ran into the room turned the tv off with her claw saying "I have important news."
Tea throws a pillow at Luna who dodges it and said "Uranus is after Bakura she wants to kill him"
Pardon did you just say my Anus is after Bakura that is just sick I do dream of getting married and bare his children but my ass is not out to kill him.
Bakura spits out the pop here was drinking in reaction to what Tea Said.
"A criminal named Sonome has broken out of prison and stole the Sailor Uranus Transformation stick and was last reported heading to earth and I know she has a grudge on Bakura since he captured her " said Luna looking at Bakura very concerned.
I haven't heard that name in quiet along time said Bakura.
Bakura realized something and unintentional said it out loud "Those dreams t have been having were of that night the I killed my first person a man named Delacroix they were after the Key of Destiny to give to Queen Mai even though what I did was necessary I still regret doing that even in the name of the crown and now my past is coming back to haunt"
All the suddenness of Luna and News made them forget Joey was in the room and had no clue what this was all about and who was now pointing at Luna.
"Did I just cross into a twilight or did this cat just talk' said Joey picking Luna and checking she's battery powered.
"Someone tell me what is on here this creeping me out" said Joey.
Tea Tried to explain to Joey was was going but ended up confusing him even more
This is hopeless he is just as dence as Ryoko no wonder there dating mumbled said Ayna.
Luna use that moonbeam of your Mr wheeler is too stupid to understand other wise said Kaiba.
"Wait a minute did he just insult me" said Joey
"yes I did insult you again captain nimrod" said Kaiba.
Ryoko and Ayna stepped in between Joey and Kaiba before they could start fighting again.
A glowing light came from Luna's forehead projecting Memories Joey.
"Cool you people are all super Heroes trying to protect the universe and I'm dating one" said Joey.
Suddenly Kaiba's pants fell down and he pulls them back up hoping no one saw them but it was too late
Nice boxers Kaiba said Joey.
Kaiba's face redden slightly
They didn't know they were being watch by Ryouji Otogi who was the one responsible for the jokes.
"Why should I tell that blow hard En Sabah Nur that I found the sailor scouts when I can just have fun messing with there lives these humans are fun" said Ryouji Otogi said to himself.
Ryouji Otogi waves his hand and the guy that they called Joey was now hit in the head with a shoe.
Ouch! Said Joey rubbing the back of his head.
"Ill be back for more fun" said Ryouji Otogi as he vanished.
Joey was now chasing Sukasa who had stolen he tin of cashews saying "come back here numb nuts before I pummel the hell out of ya"
-During the of Silver Millennium-
She looked back as the guards were getting closer she had to get the key, she know it was here and she had to get,
She ran down the corridor with her lover Prince Delacroix as they got to the entrance to the where they wanted to got a guy with white hair stepped out of the shadows.
"Stay out of our way" Prince Bakura said Prince Delacroix.
Please move out of our way we need the key of Destiny it's the only way to accomplish our goal.
At that Prince Delacroix charged Prince Bakura and was lit up by a card that bakura throw at him.
"Your under arrest for being traitors to the crown" said Prince Bakura pulling out his sword.
Do not move Princess Sonome said Bakura pointing his sword.
But it was too late the princess was in a charge and tripped and was now impaled on sword.
No yelled Delacroix as he watch he beloved Princess Sonome fall to the ground blood spirting of the stabbed.
Delacroix ran up to Bakura only to get stabbed too and fell. -Present day-
Sonome woke up in a Hotel and remembering the time she was in the Arjunian temple dungeon a place she has been for nearly a thousand and because of the field in the cell she had live for a long time hoping one day to take her revenge and was doom to live forever which was the punishment for treason.
Sonome felt the scare under her shirt and plotted to kill Bakura.
She once dreamed to live happily ever after with her lover Delacroix and that dream was shattered by that damn Prince Bakura why couldn't he mind his own business which he will pay for it dearly.
-To be Continued- (Sailor moon says) (Tea: Never lick a leprechaun (Heaven: what (Ryoko: lol (Heaven: are you on crack (Tea: Sailor moon says "Snort" hehehe
This Sonome is not the same one as before
Sailor Moon R Chapter 52 "The Past, The Prisoner, and The Prankster"
The street were dark and dreary only the sound of people heading home after there late shift at work.
The back alleys were quiet all but silent but the sounds of squeaking rats.
a girl ran through the back all in a panic and took back glimpse every now and then like something was chasing her.
Why me thought the girl as she stopped to catch her breath and she looked back and therd was no body there.
She breath a sigh of relief and thought maybe he gave up.
But the appeared right in front of and startled her and she went to flee but it was too late the figure had a firm grasp on her.
He seemed to reach inside her chest without even breaking the skin but it still hurt a lot
The girl scream and the last thing she saw was a bright shining crystal.
Nightmare smiled as held the heart Crystal and kicking the now lifeless body into a garbage bin saying master will be happy will be happy.
Nightmare enters a flaming portal and is gone.
-Later that day-
all the gang were at Kari's house getting ready to watch a kung fu Flick staring Adam Colley called Fists of Yorkshire.
There about to start the movie when the door bell rang and Kari got up and answer the door, it was Marik holding rose.
"Did I come at a bad time" said Marik as he handed the rose to Kari and kissed her on the lips.
Another entered with him without anyone noticing him and sat on the couch beside Ryoko and tackled her.
Ryoko shoved the guy away but then realized who it was and said Joey don't ever do that again you scared me.
"Sorry I thought you noticed me" said Joey
"if I did I would have tackled you first" said Ryoko before kissing Joey long.
"I hope those two never breed" said Kaiba smugly.
Before Joey could say anything to Kaiba that would cause one of there usual fights Ryoko pulls Joey into another long kiss.
Can you two cut that out were trying to watch a movie said Tea snuggling Bakura.
Yes stop that your making me sick dogs shouldn't make out with people said Kaiba.
Before Ryoko could stop Joey he was face to face with kaiba and yelling do you want a piece bring it on kaiba.
"Get out of my face wheeler before I have you fixed" said Kaiba.
"Do they always fight like this" said a boy that looked part squirrel?
"Yes Sukasa" said Kari.
Suddenly Joey realizes he's is wearing a dog suit.
"What the hell" says Joey
"so you are a dog boy Wheeler " said Kaiba.
But before there could they were punched by Ayna knocking them both.
"Now lets watch a movie said" Ayna.
They all watched as Adam Colley killed 50 ninja's with a pair of chopsticks and killed one of the bosses by shoving a grenade onto his throat and shoving him out a 20-story building window while saying "die you bloody wankers".
Tea whips the drool from her mouth and continues to watch the movie.
What does this guy have that I don't said Joey.
"A chiseled manly chest" was the audible Tea said in response then she went back to drooling.
Then Luna ran into the room turned the tv off with her claw saying "I have important news."
Tea throws a pillow at Luna who dodges it and said "Uranus is after Bakura she wants to kill him"
Pardon did you just say my Anus is after Bakura that is just sick I do dream of getting married and bare his children but my ass is not out to kill him.
Bakura spits out the pop here was drinking in reaction to what Tea Said.
"A criminal named Sonome has broken out of prison and stole the Sailor Uranus Transformation stick and was last reported heading to earth and I know she has a grudge on Bakura since he captured her " said Luna looking at Bakura very concerned.
I haven't heard that name in quiet along time said Bakura.
Bakura realized something and unintentional said it out loud "Those dreams t have been having were of that night the I killed my first person a man named Delacroix they were after the Key of Destiny to give to Queen Mai even though what I did was necessary I still regret doing that even in the name of the crown and now my past is coming back to haunt"
All the suddenness of Luna and News made them forget Joey was in the room and had no clue what this was all about and who was now pointing at Luna.
"Did I just cross into a twilight or did this cat just talk' said Joey picking Luna and checking she's battery powered.
"Someone tell me what is on here this creeping me out" said Joey.
Tea Tried to explain to Joey was was going but ended up confusing him even more
This is hopeless he is just as dence as Ryoko no wonder there dating mumbled said Ayna.
Luna use that moonbeam of your Mr wheeler is too stupid to understand other wise said Kaiba.
"Wait a minute did he just insult me" said Joey
"yes I did insult you again captain nimrod" said Kaiba.
Ryoko and Ayna stepped in between Joey and Kaiba before they could start fighting again.
A glowing light came from Luna's forehead projecting Memories Joey.
"Cool you people are all super Heroes trying to protect the universe and I'm dating one" said Joey.
Suddenly Kaiba's pants fell down and he pulls them back up hoping no one saw them but it was too late
Nice boxers Kaiba said Joey.
Kaiba's face redden slightly
They didn't know they were being watch by Ryouji Otogi who was the one responsible for the jokes.
"Why should I tell that blow hard En Sabah Nur that I found the sailor scouts when I can just have fun messing with there lives these humans are fun" said Ryouji Otogi said to himself.
Ryouji Otogi waves his hand and the guy that they called Joey was now hit in the head with a shoe.
Ouch! Said Joey rubbing the back of his head.
"Ill be back for more fun" said Ryouji Otogi as he vanished.
Joey was now chasing Sukasa who had stolen he tin of cashews saying "come back here numb nuts before I pummel the hell out of ya"
-During the of Silver Millennium-
She looked back as the guards were getting closer she had to get the key, she know it was here and she had to get,
She ran down the corridor with her lover Prince Delacroix as they got to the entrance to the where they wanted to got a guy with white hair stepped out of the shadows.
"Stay out of our way" Prince Bakura said Prince Delacroix.
Please move out of our way we need the key of Destiny it's the only way to accomplish our goal.
At that Prince Delacroix charged Prince Bakura and was lit up by a card that bakura throw at him.
"Your under arrest for being traitors to the crown" said Prince Bakura pulling out his sword.
Do not move Princess Sonome said Bakura pointing his sword.
But it was too late the princess was in a charge and tripped and was now impaled on sword.
No yelled Delacroix as he watch he beloved Princess Sonome fall to the ground blood spirting of the stabbed.
Delacroix ran up to Bakura only to get stabbed too and fell. -Present day-
Sonome woke up in a Hotel and remembering the time she was in the Arjunian temple dungeon a place she has been for nearly a thousand and because of the field in the cell she had live for a long time hoping one day to take her revenge and was doom to live forever which was the punishment for treason.
Sonome felt the scare under her shirt and plotted to kill Bakura.
She once dreamed to live happily ever after with her lover Delacroix and that dream was shattered by that damn Prince Bakura why couldn't he mind his own business which he will pay for it dearly.
-To be Continued- (Sailor moon says) (Tea: Never lick a leprechaun (Heaven: what (Ryoko: lol (Heaven: are you on crack (Tea: Sailor moon says "Snort" hehehe