Order in the...Dojo? by NachoManLance
Disclaimer: I hereby give the disclaimer to disclaim all ownership of Rurouni Kenshin, thus concluding my disclaiming disclaimer, which disclaims....stop looking at me like that.
The alternate ending! Congratulations Yahiko, you're our lucky winner in the trial! Let's see how THIS goes, shall we?
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A new day had started in the Land of the Rising Sun, in this case, The Land of the Rising Stupidity. With this new and stupid day, we end the long and stupid trial. The jury had finally reached a verdict, and the court was called into order.
Off to the side, Sanosuke and Saitoh stood closely and whispered to each other, occasionally taking glances at the empty bench that holds the judge.
"Believe me, the moment he says "Guilty", he'll be blown to smithereens." Sano assured.
"Not to worry, Rooster Head," Saitoh grinned, "I've also set up something for him as well. I trust you'll find it amusing."
Sano grinned and clasped his hand on Saitoh's shoulder.
"Get the @#$^ off me."
"Sorry."
Judge Kenshin, who stood behind the curtain near the bench, got very impatient and just walked to his bench without the big assed entrance. Sanosuke quickly moved to his seat next to Yahiko, and Saitoh sweatdropped.
"Please...stand?"
"You're too late, baileff!" Kenshin snarled. Saitoh jumped and stood at the bench like a loyal dog. Only, in this case he's a loyal wolf. Or something. Whatever.
Kenshin calmed himself down and glanced at the jury. "You say you have a verdict?"
The lead juror-person-thingie stood, revealing himself as Soujiro. "We have, Your Honor."
"Hah," Kenshin grinned sarcastically towards Saitoh, "So I AM honored around here, huh!"
"Why you.." Saitoh growled. He reached through his coat and clicked a button.
Suddenly a huge gallon of dirty laundry fell over the bench and piled onto Kenshin. He went ballistic.
"Oh, for the hatred of gods both ancient and horrible, who would do such a thing like this?!?!" Kenshin screamed, climbing himself out of his own version of Superman's Kryptonite.
The whole dojo fell over with laughter, barely even able to grab their stomachs. Only Kenshin stood completely still, eyes glowing a sudden gold.....
"I SHALL SLIT YOUR THROATS AND USE THEM AS TURKEY STUFFING FOR MY MEAL!!!!!" Kenshin, now Battousi, unsheathed his sword and turned it blade-side out.
The dojo froze in their spots and sat at attention. Even Saitoh was silently crying for mommy.
"Thank you for keeping in order." Kenshin said politely, sheathing his sword and sitting in his chair. The dirty laundry was set aside for cleaning later, and the trial continued on.
"Excellent work.." Sano whispered to Saitoh. Saitoh grinned.
"Carry out your verdict, Soujiro." Kenshin asked.
Soujiro, still trying desperatly to hold in his laughter, stood and raised his voice so everyone within the dojo could hear.
"We find the defendant Yahiko, innocent of all charges!"
"WHHHAAAAAT?!?!?" Kaoru and Misao screamed, jaws sagging.
Suddenly, the chair that held Kenshin began to rumble and shake. Seconds later, it exploded, firing Kenshin hundreds of feet into the atmosphere and making a large hole in the wall, leading outside. All heads turned to Sanosuke.
".............."
"Woops?"
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This ends my story! Thank you to everyone who read and left a polite review, it is all of you that make that make this possible, and it is you who can make an author's day feel better!
Here's the deal: I have a whole plot ready for a brand new trial, ready to type and everything. But there is a problem, readers. I have been assigned to take the place of a very famous fiction story usually written by the leader of the group I'm in, the T2M Clan, and I have no time whatsoever to continue with this new RK story. HOWEVER!!!! If any of you take up the task of writing this plot, I will greatly, greatly appreciate it! All I need is a name, email address, and your precious time.
Once again, thank you for reading!
With Friendship,
NachoManLance
Disclaimer: I hereby give the disclaimer to disclaim all ownership of Rurouni Kenshin, thus concluding my disclaiming disclaimer, which disclaims....stop looking at me like that.
The alternate ending! Congratulations Yahiko, you're our lucky winner in the trial! Let's see how THIS goes, shall we?
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
A new day had started in the Land of the Rising Sun, in this case, The Land of the Rising Stupidity. With this new and stupid day, we end the long and stupid trial. The jury had finally reached a verdict, and the court was called into order.
Off to the side, Sanosuke and Saitoh stood closely and whispered to each other, occasionally taking glances at the empty bench that holds the judge.
"Believe me, the moment he says "Guilty", he'll be blown to smithereens." Sano assured.
"Not to worry, Rooster Head," Saitoh grinned, "I've also set up something for him as well. I trust you'll find it amusing."
Sano grinned and clasped his hand on Saitoh's shoulder.
"Get the @#$^ off me."
"Sorry."
Judge Kenshin, who stood behind the curtain near the bench, got very impatient and just walked to his bench without the big assed entrance. Sanosuke quickly moved to his seat next to Yahiko, and Saitoh sweatdropped.
"Please...stand?"
"You're too late, baileff!" Kenshin snarled. Saitoh jumped and stood at the bench like a loyal dog. Only, in this case he's a loyal wolf. Or something. Whatever.
Kenshin calmed himself down and glanced at the jury. "You say you have a verdict?"
The lead juror-person-thingie stood, revealing himself as Soujiro. "We have, Your Honor."
"Hah," Kenshin grinned sarcastically towards Saitoh, "So I AM honored around here, huh!"
"Why you.." Saitoh growled. He reached through his coat and clicked a button.
Suddenly a huge gallon of dirty laundry fell over the bench and piled onto Kenshin. He went ballistic.
"Oh, for the hatred of gods both ancient and horrible, who would do such a thing like this?!?!" Kenshin screamed, climbing himself out of his own version of Superman's Kryptonite.
The whole dojo fell over with laughter, barely even able to grab their stomachs. Only Kenshin stood completely still, eyes glowing a sudden gold.....
"I SHALL SLIT YOUR THROATS AND USE THEM AS TURKEY STUFFING FOR MY MEAL!!!!!" Kenshin, now Battousi, unsheathed his sword and turned it blade-side out.
The dojo froze in their spots and sat at attention. Even Saitoh was silently crying for mommy.
"Thank you for keeping in order." Kenshin said politely, sheathing his sword and sitting in his chair. The dirty laundry was set aside for cleaning later, and the trial continued on.
"Excellent work.." Sano whispered to Saitoh. Saitoh grinned.
"Carry out your verdict, Soujiro." Kenshin asked.
Soujiro, still trying desperatly to hold in his laughter, stood and raised his voice so everyone within the dojo could hear.
"We find the defendant Yahiko, innocent of all charges!"
"WHHHAAAAAT?!?!?" Kaoru and Misao screamed, jaws sagging.
Suddenly, the chair that held Kenshin began to rumble and shake. Seconds later, it exploded, firing Kenshin hundreds of feet into the atmosphere and making a large hole in the wall, leading outside. All heads turned to Sanosuke.
".............."
"Woops?"
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This ends my story! Thank you to everyone who read and left a polite review, it is all of you that make that make this possible, and it is you who can make an author's day feel better!
Here's the deal: I have a whole plot ready for a brand new trial, ready to type and everything. But there is a problem, readers. I have been assigned to take the place of a very famous fiction story usually written by the leader of the group I'm in, the T2M Clan, and I have no time whatsoever to continue with this new RK story. HOWEVER!!!! If any of you take up the task of writing this plot, I will greatly, greatly appreciate it! All I need is a name, email address, and your precious time.
Once again, thank you for reading!
With Friendship,
NachoManLance