Heyhey everyone!!! How are you's!? Hope you guys are having a merry
Christmas and those that don't celebrate Christmas, HAVE A HAPPY NEW
YEAR!!! And to that person that doesn't celebrate Christmas (won't say the
name due to friendshippyness lol.) still luv ya!! (Y'know not in the mushy
way -wink wink- lol.) Well nuff of my blabberin' ENJOY THE CHAPTER!!!
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Chapter 13
"HERE IT COMES!!!!!!" Jen shouted, still in her fighting stance.
". . .HELLO!!!!!" a familiar voice shouted, revealing a young woman with brunette hair and chocolate brown eyes.
"Daggy-baby!!!!" Zidane shouted.
Jen started whimpering.
"DANEY-POO!!!!" Dagger shouted, running to her boyfriend and kissed him.
Jen turned into a pile of dirt by the action Dagger did to Zidane.
"oooo. . . poor Jen." Monique said, reading the note that said 'Just Add Water'.
Hoshi grabbed a cup of water and threw it at Jen.
"WHATCHA DO THAT FOR!?" Jen screamed, hitting the water back at Hoshi.
". . . .Didn't it say 'Just Add Water'???" she asked, raising a brow.
"GET THIS HOSHI, CAT AND WATER DON'T MIX. DO YOU HEAR ME!?"
"Eh, yeah. You're in my ear. So I can hear you loud and clear (:S)."
"Oooops, sowwy." Jen said, all of a sudden startled by another growl.
"AGH!!! What was THAT!?"
Jen turned to the team, shaking her head, "Oh c'mon. It's probably another party member."
"Jen, I really don't think that it's-----" Mo tried to say but Jen cut her off.
"NO!! IT' JUST A PARTY MEMBER!!! C'MON OUT!!! YOU CAN'T SCARE ME!!!!!!"
Just then, Omega weapon appeared and started chasing the group.
"AHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jen cried, begin followed by the others since she was leading the way, "#@$^%&^#@!!!! OH SURE, RELY ON A PERSON THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!!!!!!!"
They then fell in a hole and ended up in another room.
"AHA!! I KNEW we were gonna end up here with the way I took!!" Jen exclaimed.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Well uhhh where are we then, Jen?" Nikki asked.
"Why are you asking me? I dunno."
Nikki fell anime style.
". . . .You're hopeless, Jen." Mo said.
Just then, zombies appeared from the beds hat were surrounding them.
"Oh really? I'm hopeless? Well I guess that makes you BAD LUCK, making zombies appear." Jen replied with a smirk, taking out her shiny daggers.
"Grrrrrr. . ."
"Damn, ran outta ammo. I guess we can rely on you, Jen." Nikki said, checking her pockets for ammo and smirking at Jen.
"Lazy bums. Fine! I'll take care of this myself then!!" Jen shouted, running towards the enemy.
* * * *
"WAIT!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!" Yuffie shouted, still in the air with Daniel and the knocked out Jeremy.
"Not another one. . ." Daniel said with a sigh.
"Why don't we put dispel on you?" she said.
"GREAT!! THAT'LL WORK FOR SURE!!!"
"Hehehe and YOU said that my ideas were hopeless. . ." Yuffie muttered.
"Ehehehe. . . forget I said that. ^.^;;" Daniel said with a nervous laugh.
"Okay, here it goes. . . .DISPEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shouted, all of a sudden making Daniel fall out the sky and as soon as he was about to touch the ground, float appeared on him again. "AGH!!!! IT'S HOPELESS!!!! YUFFIE, YOUR IDEAS ARE HOPELESS!!!!!!!!!"
Yuffie sighed and grabbed the unconscious Jeremy and flew next to Daniel. Just then an old lady appeared and stared at the 3 of them.
"WHAT'S WRONG!? NEVER SEEN PEOPLE ON FLOAT!?" Daniel yelled, glaring at the young lady.
". . . .no." she replied, walking back.
"You idiot!!! We need some advice from that person!!!"
"WHAT CAN AN OLD BAG KNOW!? THEY PROBABLY HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS LIKE JEN DOES!!!!!!!!"
". . . .You know that Jen would kill you when I tell her what you said right?" Yuffie said with a grin.
"Yeah I know. . . ." Daniel said, sighing afterwards.
"Good." Yuffie smirked.
* * * *
"Ehhhh so which way do we go?" Jen said, shaking her head and forgetting where to go for the 1000000000th time.
"SHEESH!!! DON'T YOU EVER PAY ATTENTION!?" Mo yelled.
"Ehhh no, that's why I used to have so many 'F's on my report card ^.^;;;" she replied, shaking her head and laughing nervously.
". . . . . ."
"Hm. I'm surprise you made it this far without being infected by my slaves!!!" a voice shouted.
"Who's that!?" Katee yelled, hugging her hamster with fear running up her back.
"It's the gimme cat!! Let's finish him!!!!" Nikki exclaimed, putting in ammo in her machine gun.
"WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT AMMO!?!?!?!!" Jen exclaimed.
"Um. . . it's been in my pocket? Even when you had to fight the zombies for us?" Nikki said innocently.
"WHY DID YOU HIDE IT!?" Jen yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Um, laziness!! Another side effect of hunger!!! I NEED A FUCKING SNICKERS BAR!!!!!!!!!" Nikki exclaimed.
"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!"
"DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME, YOU'RE ENEMY!!! I AM THE REASON WHY YOU CAME HERE!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!" the gimme cat exclaimed.
"You sound so pathetic. . . . You know that right?" Mo muttered under her breath, hoping he heard.
"HMPH!!! I HEARD THAT MEANIE!!!" the gimme cat yelled.
"Good! I'm glad you did!!" Mo yelled, smirking.
"hah! How dumb, he's calling US a meanie and HE'S the one that's making the world suffer!!! WHICH ONE IS WORSE DODO!?" Jen yelled to the gimme cat.
'Not dodos again. . . .' Reggie thought, shaking her head.
"OH SHUT UP!! I'LL TEACH YOU A THING OR TOO, YOUNG LADY!!!!!!" with that said, he disappeared.
Jen walked ahead.
"Where ya goin'?" Mo asked.
". . . . .I'm facing him myself. You guys hurry and grab survivors though I highly doubt that there are any. But forget about that. . . hurry and get out of here. He set a time bomb in this building and we only have 10 minutes to finish him."
"But----!!!!!! We're working as a team remember!?" Mo yelled. She didn't want to leave her sister like what happened when they were little.
"But who has greater pain that he sent? WHO was the person he experiment on? HUH?" Jen yelled.
". . . . ."
"Well. Don't worry! I'm comin' back and all of this will be over!!! Afterwards we can make Dani Boi buy all of us a beer so we can celebrate!! So see ya!!" with that said, she ran into the rooms and up the stairs for the final confrontation of the gimme cat.
"YOU BETTER COME BACK OR I'M GONNA GO TO HEAVEN AND BEAT YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH HIS PERMISSION!!!!!" Mo yelled rather loudly, echoing across the halls.
Everyone shook their head.
* * * *
"HEY OLD BAG!!!!" Daniel yelled, flying over to the old lady.
"Call old bag again and I'll tan your hide boy!!" the lady yelled.
"Um, sorry bout before and what I just said. But do you know how to get rid of the spell 'Infinity Float'?" he asked innocently.
"Sure." She then suddenly pulled him down to the ground and the spell was broken.
"OH MY GOD!?" Daniel yelled, jumping up excitedly.
Yuffie flew over to him after hearing him yell, "HOW DID YOU DO IT!?"
Daniel pulled her down and the spell was broken with her too.
"OKAY. . . . THAT'S JUST PLAIN SAD!!!!!!! ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS-----"
"HOW DID YOU GUYS GET ON TRHE GROUND!?" Jeremy yelled, flying towards them.
Daniel crossed his arms and glared at him, "It's for me to know and you to find out!!!"
"HEY KIDS, WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE!?" Cid's (FF7) voice shouted.
"Hey, old man!!" Daniel yelled, running towards the smoking old geezer.
"$#^$^%&^%%#!!!! I'M NOT THAT OLD!!! I'M ONLY 93!!!!"
". . . . .Meaning you're old." Jeremy said as he woke up.
Daniel bashed Jeremy with another sludgehammer and he went unconscious again.
"Why do you always mess with him?" Yuffie asked, a bit annoyed.
". . . .I just remembered that one day in school when we were young, he stole my lunch money." Daniel said, making up an excuse.
Yuffie sighed.
"So old man, do you have an airship we could use? Like the Highwind?"
"Why use a rusted old airship when you could use OUR Ragnarok?" Squall said, appearing out of nowhere.
"COOLNESS!!! YOU WOULD LET US BORROW THAT!?" Yuffie and Daniel exclaimed.
". . . .Got any Choco Feathers?" he replied.
Daniel reached out his pocket, ". . . . .All I have is 50 cents and a string ehehehe."
". . . .Nevermind. just take it and go. But you WILL pay if any damage is on MY ship." Squall spoke in a snobby, spoiled way.
'Oh please. . . .' Daniel and Yuffie said with a sigh.
"C'mon Daniel!! Let's hurry and save the others, dude!!!!!" Yuffie yelled, running towards the shiny ship near the docks of Balamb.
"URGH, FINE!! JUST LEAVE ME HERE, CARRYING THE RETARD!!!!" he exclaimed, carrying his heavy buddy.
"Oooops, sorry I forgot about that ^.^;;;" Yuffie shouted, running back to him and also carrying the heavy Jeremy to the ship to rescue their friends.
To Be Continued. . .
Jen: Weeeeeell I hope you guys enjoyed that one. Heh ONE MORE CHAPTER LEFT THEN I'M CARRYING ON WITH MY LIFE!!! YAAAAAA!!
Daniel and others: -sob-
Jen: hehehe I'm such a horrible person. . . Well say the 'saying', my little annoying sister!!!
Monique: -glared at the grinning Jen and sighed- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, REVIEW!!!!!
Jen: well until then guys!!! See ya at the last and FINAL chapter!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! Happy new years to ppl that don't celebrate Christmas though!! GOD BLESS!!!!! ^____^
~ The True Fire Goddess
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Chapter 13
"HERE IT COMES!!!!!!" Jen shouted, still in her fighting stance.
". . .HELLO!!!!!" a familiar voice shouted, revealing a young woman with brunette hair and chocolate brown eyes.
"Daggy-baby!!!!" Zidane shouted.
Jen started whimpering.
"DANEY-POO!!!!" Dagger shouted, running to her boyfriend and kissed him.
Jen turned into a pile of dirt by the action Dagger did to Zidane.
"oooo. . . poor Jen." Monique said, reading the note that said 'Just Add Water'.
Hoshi grabbed a cup of water and threw it at Jen.
"WHATCHA DO THAT FOR!?" Jen screamed, hitting the water back at Hoshi.
". . . .Didn't it say 'Just Add Water'???" she asked, raising a brow.
"GET THIS HOSHI, CAT AND WATER DON'T MIX. DO YOU HEAR ME!?"
"Eh, yeah. You're in my ear. So I can hear you loud and clear (:S)."
"Oooops, sowwy." Jen said, all of a sudden startled by another growl.
"AGH!!! What was THAT!?"
Jen turned to the team, shaking her head, "Oh c'mon. It's probably another party member."
"Jen, I really don't think that it's-----" Mo tried to say but Jen cut her off.
"NO!! IT' JUST A PARTY MEMBER!!! C'MON OUT!!! YOU CAN'T SCARE ME!!!!!!"
Just then, Omega weapon appeared and started chasing the group.
"AHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jen cried, begin followed by the others since she was leading the way, "#@$^%&^#@!!!! OH SURE, RELY ON A PERSON THAT DOESN'T KNOW WHERE TO GO!!!!!!!"
They then fell in a hole and ended up in another room.
"AHA!! I KNEW we were gonna end up here with the way I took!!" Jen exclaimed.
Everyone rolled their eyes.
"Well uhhh where are we then, Jen?" Nikki asked.
"Why are you asking me? I dunno."
Nikki fell anime style.
". . . .You're hopeless, Jen." Mo said.
Just then, zombies appeared from the beds hat were surrounding them.
"Oh really? I'm hopeless? Well I guess that makes you BAD LUCK, making zombies appear." Jen replied with a smirk, taking out her shiny daggers.
"Grrrrrr. . ."
"Damn, ran outta ammo. I guess we can rely on you, Jen." Nikki said, checking her pockets for ammo and smirking at Jen.
"Lazy bums. Fine! I'll take care of this myself then!!" Jen shouted, running towards the enemy.
* * * *
"WAIT!! I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!" Yuffie shouted, still in the air with Daniel and the knocked out Jeremy.
"Not another one. . ." Daniel said with a sigh.
"Why don't we put dispel on you?" she said.
"GREAT!! THAT'LL WORK FOR SURE!!!"
"Hehehe and YOU said that my ideas were hopeless. . ." Yuffie muttered.
"Ehehehe. . . forget I said that. ^.^;;" Daniel said with a nervous laugh.
"Okay, here it goes. . . .DISPEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shouted, all of a sudden making Daniel fall out the sky and as soon as he was about to touch the ground, float appeared on him again. "AGH!!!! IT'S HOPELESS!!!! YUFFIE, YOUR IDEAS ARE HOPELESS!!!!!!!!!"
Yuffie sighed and grabbed the unconscious Jeremy and flew next to Daniel. Just then an old lady appeared and stared at the 3 of them.
"WHAT'S WRONG!? NEVER SEEN PEOPLE ON FLOAT!?" Daniel yelled, glaring at the young lady.
". . . .no." she replied, walking back.
"You idiot!!! We need some advice from that person!!!"
"WHAT CAN AN OLD BAG KNOW!? THEY PROBABLY HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS LIKE JEN DOES!!!!!!!!"
". . . .You know that Jen would kill you when I tell her what you said right?" Yuffie said with a grin.
"Yeah I know. . . ." Daniel said, sighing afterwards.
"Good." Yuffie smirked.
* * * *
"Ehhhh so which way do we go?" Jen said, shaking her head and forgetting where to go for the 1000000000th time.
"SHEESH!!! DON'T YOU EVER PAY ATTENTION!?" Mo yelled.
"Ehhh no, that's why I used to have so many 'F's on my report card ^.^;;;" she replied, shaking her head and laughing nervously.
". . . . . ."
"Hm. I'm surprise you made it this far without being infected by my slaves!!!" a voice shouted.
"Who's that!?" Katee yelled, hugging her hamster with fear running up her back.
"It's the gimme cat!! Let's finish him!!!!" Nikki exclaimed, putting in ammo in her machine gun.
"WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT AMMO!?!?!?!!" Jen exclaimed.
"Um. . . it's been in my pocket? Even when you had to fight the zombies for us?" Nikki said innocently.
"WHY DID YOU HIDE IT!?" Jen yelled at the top of her lungs.
"Um, laziness!! Another side effect of hunger!!! I NEED A FUCKING SNICKERS BAR!!!!!!!!!" Nikki exclaimed.
"DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!"
"DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME, YOU'RE ENEMY!!! I AM THE REASON WHY YOU CAME HERE!!! I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!" the gimme cat exclaimed.
"You sound so pathetic. . . . You know that right?" Mo muttered under her breath, hoping he heard.
"HMPH!!! I HEARD THAT MEANIE!!!" the gimme cat yelled.
"Good! I'm glad you did!!" Mo yelled, smirking.
"hah! How dumb, he's calling US a meanie and HE'S the one that's making the world suffer!!! WHICH ONE IS WORSE DODO!?" Jen yelled to the gimme cat.
'Not dodos again. . . .' Reggie thought, shaking her head.
"OH SHUT UP!! I'LL TEACH YOU A THING OR TOO, YOUNG LADY!!!!!!" with that said, he disappeared.
Jen walked ahead.
"Where ya goin'?" Mo asked.
". . . . .I'm facing him myself. You guys hurry and grab survivors though I highly doubt that there are any. But forget about that. . . hurry and get out of here. He set a time bomb in this building and we only have 10 minutes to finish him."
"But----!!!!!! We're working as a team remember!?" Mo yelled. She didn't want to leave her sister like what happened when they were little.
"But who has greater pain that he sent? WHO was the person he experiment on? HUH?" Jen yelled.
". . . . ."
"Well. Don't worry! I'm comin' back and all of this will be over!!! Afterwards we can make Dani Boi buy all of us a beer so we can celebrate!! So see ya!!" with that said, she ran into the rooms and up the stairs for the final confrontation of the gimme cat.
"YOU BETTER COME BACK OR I'M GONNA GO TO HEAVEN AND BEAT YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH HIS PERMISSION!!!!!" Mo yelled rather loudly, echoing across the halls.
Everyone shook their head.
* * * *
"HEY OLD BAG!!!!" Daniel yelled, flying over to the old lady.
"Call old bag again and I'll tan your hide boy!!" the lady yelled.
"Um, sorry bout before and what I just said. But do you know how to get rid of the spell 'Infinity Float'?" he asked innocently.
"Sure." She then suddenly pulled him down to the ground and the spell was broken.
"OH MY GOD!?" Daniel yelled, jumping up excitedly.
Yuffie flew over to him after hearing him yell, "HOW DID YOU DO IT!?"
Daniel pulled her down and the spell was broken with her too.
"OKAY. . . . THAT'S JUST PLAIN SAD!!!!!!! ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS-----"
"HOW DID YOU GUYS GET ON TRHE GROUND!?" Jeremy yelled, flying towards them.
Daniel crossed his arms and glared at him, "It's for me to know and you to find out!!!"
"HEY KIDS, WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE!?" Cid's (FF7) voice shouted.
"Hey, old man!!" Daniel yelled, running towards the smoking old geezer.
"$#^$^%&^%%#!!!! I'M NOT THAT OLD!!! I'M ONLY 93!!!!"
". . . . .Meaning you're old." Jeremy said as he woke up.
Daniel bashed Jeremy with another sludgehammer and he went unconscious again.
"Why do you always mess with him?" Yuffie asked, a bit annoyed.
". . . .I just remembered that one day in school when we were young, he stole my lunch money." Daniel said, making up an excuse.
Yuffie sighed.
"So old man, do you have an airship we could use? Like the Highwind?"
"Why use a rusted old airship when you could use OUR Ragnarok?" Squall said, appearing out of nowhere.
"COOLNESS!!! YOU WOULD LET US BORROW THAT!?" Yuffie and Daniel exclaimed.
". . . .Got any Choco Feathers?" he replied.
Daniel reached out his pocket, ". . . . .All I have is 50 cents and a string ehehehe."
". . . .Nevermind. just take it and go. But you WILL pay if any damage is on MY ship." Squall spoke in a snobby, spoiled way.
'Oh please. . . .' Daniel and Yuffie said with a sigh.
"C'mon Daniel!! Let's hurry and save the others, dude!!!!!" Yuffie yelled, running towards the shiny ship near the docks of Balamb.
"URGH, FINE!! JUST LEAVE ME HERE, CARRYING THE RETARD!!!!" he exclaimed, carrying his heavy buddy.
"Oooops, sorry I forgot about that ^.^;;;" Yuffie shouted, running back to him and also carrying the heavy Jeremy to the ship to rescue their friends.
To Be Continued. . .
Jen: Weeeeeell I hope you guys enjoyed that one. Heh ONE MORE CHAPTER LEFT THEN I'M CARRYING ON WITH MY LIFE!!! YAAAAAA!!
Daniel and others: -sob-
Jen: hehehe I'm such a horrible person. . . Well say the 'saying', my little annoying sister!!!
Monique: -glared at the grinning Jen and sighed- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, REVIEW!!!!!
Jen: well until then guys!!! See ya at the last and FINAL chapter!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!! Happy new years to ppl that don't celebrate Christmas though!! GOD BLESS!!!!! ^____^
~ The True Fire Goddess