The Riley Finn Theme Song (Be Ooky)

Riley (spoken)

This is absolutely no good. These Initiative men- they are just not ooky! But maybe, they have a tiny bit of potential, when allied to my oooky-ness.

((music starts. Tune to Be Prepared from The Lion King))

Riley (singing)

I know that your tries to be ooky

Are almost as dumb as me

But un-ooky as you are, listen up!

My words will teach you to be ooky

Its clear from your stupid faces

That you have never been ooky

But we are talking nerds and geeks

And you cannot be caught un-ooky

Be ooky as if you have to

Be ooky for all of the girls

A happy new time

Is coming closer

Initiative Guy

And how do we learn?

Riley

Just listen to me

I know it is stupid

But you will all be happy

When at last you are all ooky

And in case you have missed the point,

Be ooky!

Initiative Guy (spoken)

Yea, be ooky. Yea, we will be ooky. But why?

Riley (spoken)

Because I said so.

Initiative Guy (spoken)

Why, you the boss?

Riley (spoken)

Yes, fool of course I am. And I am ooky.

Initiative Guy (spoken)

Great idea! Lets all be ooky!

Initiative Men (in happy voices)

Ooky! Ooky! La la la la la la!

Riley (spoken)

Idiots! There will be ookyness!

Initiative Man (spoken, confused)

Hey, but you said

Riley (spoken)

I will be ooky! Stick with me and you will always be ooky forever!

Initiative Men

Yay! Oh, I love to be ooky! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha! Ooky, ooky, ooky, ooky, ooky!

Initiative Men (singing)

You better all be ready.

For Riley will make all of us ooky

Riley (singing)

Of course, since I am the king of ookyness

I will take my duty seriously.

The Initiative is loaded with jerks

Who have never been ooky

The point that I must emphasize is-

You wont get to be ooky without me!

Be ready for the ooky turn of the year

Be ready to loose all your coolness

Let the ookyness begin

It will be fun and such

Geeks of the world

Is what we will be

The dorks on campus

Simply what I want for us

And seen for how ooky we are

And in being this unpopular,

Be ooky!

Initiative Men (singing)

Yes, in being this unpopular,

Be ooky!

Everyone

(laughs)