~Psychotic Nights: Bakura gets Nightmares (Part 1)~
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I'm sure everyone knows that. But I do
own this fic and my fanfic character Celestina in the later chapters.
Seto: So I'll appear here and not see her?
Ryou_Kaiba: I bet you're right! But Shizuka is here!
Seto: You best hope I don't strangle you!
Ryou_Kaiba: Please don't! I'm just a writer!
Seto: And I'm the president of Kaiba Corp!
Jounouchi: Gee. I wish Celestina were here.
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~One day, Ryou Bakura has just been walking downtown. When suddenly, he saw
a shop full of darkness. He turned to Yami Bakura and stepped inside~
Yami B: *looking around* What the hell do they sell in here anyway?
Chinese?
~Then a small Chinese take-out box appeared on a table~
Yami B: Ooh! Chinese! *takes chopsticks and eats* I wonder what is this?
What's it made of? It's sooooo heavenly!
Mysterious Puppeteer: It's my recipe. Rat fur, worm crap, fly wings, lizard
liver, skunk juice and spider legs. Oh and some bird feathers for some
taste.
Yami B: Nani?! *spits* WATER!!! VODKA!!! ANYTHING!!!
Witty Phantom: As you wish master. *gives glass*
Yami B: *sips it* I feel something tingly again.
Witty Phantom: Oh don't worry sir! It's just bat pee.
Yami B: You people are sick!!! *throws glass and gets outside* I can still
feel that worm inside my mouth. *gets worm outside mouth* Hmmm. *licks
mouth* I'd rather drink blood than that bat pee.
~Then a dead vampire fell down on him~
Yami B: Ouch! My back! I'm going to feel this in the morning! *pushes
vampire away* Hmmm. speaking of blood. *shows fangs and sucks the vampire's
blood then pauses and spits* Yuck! Coconut blood! I need meaty blood!
~Then he saw a shop that sells blood of different types~
Yami B: ("Something weird is going on") Sweeeeet! *goes to shop*
~Inside the shop.~
Yami M: Konbanwa! Can I help you?
Yami B: Marik?! What are you doing here?!
Yami M: Would you like some meaty blood?
Yami B: Hai! *shakes head* Wait a minute! What are you doing here first?!
Yami M: It's my special! For free. Take it will you not?
Yami B: *tightens fist* Well.
Yami M: Suppose I do this. *spills blood* Will you buy it?
Yami B: IYA!!! Anything but that! *searches inside pocket* Other self,
please have some money.
Bakura: Hey! I was saving that!
Yami B: Not now! You're a pest! *gets 5 bucks* 5 simoleons?!
Yami M: The regular price is 10 dollars, but I'll slash it to 3 dollars. Or
maybe I'll let you drink it for free.
Yami B: Well, it really is tempting.
Bakura: Fight temptations other self!
~Then there's that Fighting Temptations background music~
Bakura, Yami M & B: ????????
Yami M: Anyhow, take it or leave it evaporated!
Yami B: *takes bottle and drinks*
~Several hours later~
Bakura: Other self, your hair confuses me.
Yami B: Nan'? It's been always white!
Bakura: It's not that. First your hair was like Seto's then it was Yugi's
then Jounouchi's then Malik's. Now it's Isis. Isn't it weird? Wait! Now
it's Anzu's. ^_^ And I'm not lying. It's pretty cute!
Yami B: *feels back* And it feels furry, too. GASP!!! I'm ANIMORPHING!!!
IYAAAA!!! Iie, iie! This can't be!
Bakura: Hold on! It's back to normal! Only it's green and full of lice!
Yami B: AAAAAHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!
Bakura: The what off? The lice, green hair or both?
Yami B: Both, you numbskull! *steps on skull, then looks down* Is this. a
sign of. death?
Yami Y: Pretty much.
Yami B: Pharaoh?!
Seto: With me.
Yami B: High priest?!
Seto: Shall I punish him, cousin?
Yami Y: *nods*
Seto: Guards!
Yami B: *smirks* Oopsies. I forgot. I am the grand thief.
Yami Y: No you aren't. You're a peasant.
Yami B: *looks at clothes* Holy hell. *holds up picket sign that says
"Damn. Here comes trouble."*
~So the guards took him off. They sent him to a dark room.~
Yami B: Nani? Where am I?
~Then Seto Kaiba appeared on a screen along with Mokuba~
Seto: Enjoy, Bakura! *grins*
Mokuba: Sayonara! ^_^ *pushes button*
~Then the lights went on~
Yami B: Oh no. Help. Other self.
Bakura: Yeah? *licking ice cream*
Yami B: Hey! Where'd you get that?
Bakura: They gave me free ice cream for being soooo good. Want it?
Yami B: *takes ice cream and puts it upside down*
Bakura: Hey! It could. *seeing cream not spilling*.spill?
Yami B: Uhh-huh.
Bakura: No wonder it tasted artificial.
Yami B: Now onto my problem. It's living hell here.
Bakura: Why?
~Then Bakura's mouth was wide open when he saw what he saw~
Bakura: It's. it's. it's.
Yami B: It's horrible! It's hell! It's highly horrid!
Bakura: It's Ms. Muffy!
Yami B: Summimassen? *looks confused and annoyed*
Bakura: They won't release this until next year!
Yami B: And your point is?
Bakura: Wait until I show this!
Yami B: Yeah. In pre school.
~They see theirselves in a pink room full of idiotic stuff toys and teddy
bears, Barbie dolls and life-sized dolls and a variety of clothes.. In
PINK!!!~
Yami B: *eye twitches* This can't be happening.
Bakura: *having a tea party with some dolls* Would you like some more tea,
Mrs. Blondie? *playing with the doll and makes a high-pitched voice* Yes I
would love to Mr. Bakura. *pours imaginary tea inside a small teacup*
Yami B: Something's wrong with you. Really.
~Then on the screen, Mai and Rebecca appears~
Mai: Konnichiwa, Bakura-chan!
Rebecca: Enjoy my room of death! Bai-bai! ^_^ *pushes button*
Yami B: She freaks me.
Bakura: *playing with a stuffed unicorn* I shall call you Rapidash, and you
shall be mine! And you shall be my Rapidash!
Mai: Oh yeah. It'll take wits to get out of this place. Ta ta!
Yami B: Wits! I have lots of that!
Bakura: *dives into a pile of Barbie dolls* FREEDOM!!!
Yami B: He doesn't. So let's see. *gets a stuffed hippo and pulls the
string*
Hippo: I love you!
Yami B: AAH! The horror! *throws away*
Bakura: No! Not the hippo! It's not like Chuckie the doll. It loves you.
Yami B: I know. That's what I'm afraid of. *sees a pile of Yu-Gi-Oh!
Character dolls* Sweet!
Voodoos! *gets the Seto doll and pulls the string*
Seto doll: I hate you. Go to hell.
Yami B: Aah shut up. *gets Yami Yugi doll and pulls string*
Yami Y: Prepare to duel! I'm going to spill your guts! Literally.
Yami B: Aah you suck. *raises "the Finger"*
Bakura: *getting the Bakura doll* This doll looks exactly like me. *pulls
string*
Bakura doll: I'm Bakura and I like to eat sunny side-up eggs.
Bakura: Awww. it talks like me too.
Bakura doll: I will self-destruct in 10 seconds. 10. 9. 8.
Bakura: Aww. it said it'll self-destruct in 10 seconds.
Yami B: 10 seconds?! *grabs doll and throws it at a pile of stuffed
animals*
~The pile blows up with stuffing blowing with it~
Bakura: Hey other self, that lint on your head looks HUGE!!
Yami B: That's not lint. That's a Kuriboh with some stuffing coming out.
*gets and eats it* Hmmm. tastes like chicken. *gets a plastic mallet and
bonks Bakura*
Bakura: Ouchies! That hurts!
~Yami Bakura goes on like this until he bonked every single doll.~
Yami B: HAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* *cough*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bakura: I'd say he turned to a psycho. Right, Isis-chan? *pulls her string*
Isis doll: Hug me!
Bakura: Awww. *hugs it* Huggie! Huggie! *goes to a door* hmmm. this is a
weird door, Isis-chan. *making the Isis doll nod its head* But why would
they put a sign called "Exit"?
Yami B: Exit?!
Isis doll: The key to a problem is a solution. Like a key to open a door.
Yami B: Thanks for the words of wisdom, Isis!
Isis: You're welcome. *disappears in mid-air*
Yami B & Bakura: *blink* *blink*
Yami B: Alright! Let's get to this! *tries to pull knob* Nan? Open! *eyes
get fiery* OPEN!!!
~Then a struck of lightning struck him~
Yami B: AAAAAHH!!!
~Then Yami Bakura gets some sort of strikey hairstyle~
Bakura: Haha! Other self, you look like Yugi! Haha!
Yami B: Haha. Very funny. Yadda yadda. *shakes head*
~Then his hair turned plain and bangful~
Bakura: Now it's Seto-san's. Only white. *holds up the Seto doll* Don't you
agree, Seto-san? *pulls string*
Seto doll: Everyone knows my hair is better.
Yami B: And everyone knows that I don't care. *shakes head*
~Then there's that bushy hair with bangs also~
Bakura: Ooh! Jounouchi! *holds up Jounouchi doll* What do you think? *pulls
string*
Jounouchi doll: It stinks like rotten eggs.
Yami B: Why you crazy little son of a-
Jounouchi: You suck so bad. No girl would want to go out with ya!
Yami B: AAAAAHHH!!! *gets doll and rips off head*
Bakura: *covering mouth* How violent.
Yami B: SHUT UP!!! *shakes head*
~Then there's that long spiky yet curly hair~
Bakura: Now it's-
Yami B: Don't. Even. Say. Who! *shakes head then turns normal* Let's play a
little game.
Bakura: Ooh! A game!
Yami B: Let's play find the key in the toy pile.
Bakura: Ooh! Cool! Let's play! *dives into a pile*
Yami B: Guess I'll have to do same to get out. *dives into a pile*
~After several hours of searching~
Bakura: I've found it!
Yami B: The key?!
Bakura: Iie! My pants.
Yami B: *facefaults* You're hopeless. *sees some sort of shiny thing behind
the Pegasus doll* Heh heh. It's mine. I FOUND IT!!!!
Bakura: Awww. I lost!
Yami B: *gets key and jumps to the ground* I'm free!!!!
Bakura: Help me!
Yami B: Nan? *looks there* What is it now? Your pants got loose? *laughs*
Bakura: Hai!
Yami B: *facefaults* Then tie on a belt, baka!
~After keying in. They went inside another room but this time. it's a game
show studio. Stay tuned for the next part of this episode. And remember,
here in Psychotic Nights. everything here is crept out by the Yu-Gi-Oh!
Cast. To be continued.~
Yami B: Hysterical.
Rebecca: Did you like my fun room?! Did ya? Did ya?
Bakura: It was the best!
Mai: You appreciate her work?
Bakura: Hai!
Yami B: *mumbles*. homo-sexual gay.
Bakura: Nan?
Yami B: Nothing Hikari! *mumbles* dumbass.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! I'm sure everyone knows that. But I do
own this fic and my fanfic character Celestina in the later chapters.
Seto: So I'll appear here and not see her?
Ryou_Kaiba: I bet you're right! But Shizuka is here!
Seto: You best hope I don't strangle you!
Ryou_Kaiba: Please don't! I'm just a writer!
Seto: And I'm the president of Kaiba Corp!
Jounouchi: Gee. I wish Celestina were here.
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~One day, Ryou Bakura has just been walking downtown. When suddenly, he saw
a shop full of darkness. He turned to Yami Bakura and stepped inside~
Yami B: *looking around* What the hell do they sell in here anyway?
Chinese?
~Then a small Chinese take-out box appeared on a table~
Yami B: Ooh! Chinese! *takes chopsticks and eats* I wonder what is this?
What's it made of? It's sooooo heavenly!
Mysterious Puppeteer: It's my recipe. Rat fur, worm crap, fly wings, lizard
liver, skunk juice and spider legs. Oh and some bird feathers for some
taste.
Yami B: Nani?! *spits* WATER!!! VODKA!!! ANYTHING!!!
Witty Phantom: As you wish master. *gives glass*
Yami B: *sips it* I feel something tingly again.
Witty Phantom: Oh don't worry sir! It's just bat pee.
Yami B: You people are sick!!! *throws glass and gets outside* I can still
feel that worm inside my mouth. *gets worm outside mouth* Hmmm. *licks
mouth* I'd rather drink blood than that bat pee.
~Then a dead vampire fell down on him~
Yami B: Ouch! My back! I'm going to feel this in the morning! *pushes
vampire away* Hmmm. speaking of blood. *shows fangs and sucks the vampire's
blood then pauses and spits* Yuck! Coconut blood! I need meaty blood!
~Then he saw a shop that sells blood of different types~
Yami B: ("Something weird is going on") Sweeeeet! *goes to shop*
~Inside the shop.~
Yami M: Konbanwa! Can I help you?
Yami B: Marik?! What are you doing here?!
Yami M: Would you like some meaty blood?
Yami B: Hai! *shakes head* Wait a minute! What are you doing here first?!
Yami M: It's my special! For free. Take it will you not?
Yami B: *tightens fist* Well.
Yami M: Suppose I do this. *spills blood* Will you buy it?
Yami B: IYA!!! Anything but that! *searches inside pocket* Other self,
please have some money.
Bakura: Hey! I was saving that!
Yami B: Not now! You're a pest! *gets 5 bucks* 5 simoleons?!
Yami M: The regular price is 10 dollars, but I'll slash it to 3 dollars. Or
maybe I'll let you drink it for free.
Yami B: Well, it really is tempting.
Bakura: Fight temptations other self!
~Then there's that Fighting Temptations background music~
Bakura, Yami M & B: ????????
Yami M: Anyhow, take it or leave it evaporated!
Yami B: *takes bottle and drinks*
~Several hours later~
Bakura: Other self, your hair confuses me.
Yami B: Nan'? It's been always white!
Bakura: It's not that. First your hair was like Seto's then it was Yugi's
then Jounouchi's then Malik's. Now it's Isis. Isn't it weird? Wait! Now
it's Anzu's. ^_^ And I'm not lying. It's pretty cute!
Yami B: *feels back* And it feels furry, too. GASP!!! I'm ANIMORPHING!!!
IYAAAA!!! Iie, iie! This can't be!
Bakura: Hold on! It's back to normal! Only it's green and full of lice!
Yami B: AAAAAHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!
Bakura: The what off? The lice, green hair or both?
Yami B: Both, you numbskull! *steps on skull, then looks down* Is this. a
sign of. death?
Yami Y: Pretty much.
Yami B: Pharaoh?!
Seto: With me.
Yami B: High priest?!
Seto: Shall I punish him, cousin?
Yami Y: *nods*
Seto: Guards!
Yami B: *smirks* Oopsies. I forgot. I am the grand thief.
Yami Y: No you aren't. You're a peasant.
Yami B: *looks at clothes* Holy hell. *holds up picket sign that says
"Damn. Here comes trouble."*
~So the guards took him off. They sent him to a dark room.~
Yami B: Nani? Where am I?
~Then Seto Kaiba appeared on a screen along with Mokuba~
Seto: Enjoy, Bakura! *grins*
Mokuba: Sayonara! ^_^ *pushes button*
~Then the lights went on~
Yami B: Oh no. Help. Other self.
Bakura: Yeah? *licking ice cream*
Yami B: Hey! Where'd you get that?
Bakura: They gave me free ice cream for being soooo good. Want it?
Yami B: *takes ice cream and puts it upside down*
Bakura: Hey! It could. *seeing cream not spilling*.spill?
Yami B: Uhh-huh.
Bakura: No wonder it tasted artificial.
Yami B: Now onto my problem. It's living hell here.
Bakura: Why?
~Then Bakura's mouth was wide open when he saw what he saw~
Bakura: It's. it's. it's.
Yami B: It's horrible! It's hell! It's highly horrid!
Bakura: It's Ms. Muffy!
Yami B: Summimassen? *looks confused and annoyed*
Bakura: They won't release this until next year!
Yami B: And your point is?
Bakura: Wait until I show this!
Yami B: Yeah. In pre school.
~They see theirselves in a pink room full of idiotic stuff toys and teddy
bears, Barbie dolls and life-sized dolls and a variety of clothes.. In
PINK!!!~
Yami B: *eye twitches* This can't be happening.
Bakura: *having a tea party with some dolls* Would you like some more tea,
Mrs. Blondie? *playing with the doll and makes a high-pitched voice* Yes I
would love to Mr. Bakura. *pours imaginary tea inside a small teacup*
Yami B: Something's wrong with you. Really.
~Then on the screen, Mai and Rebecca appears~
Mai: Konnichiwa, Bakura-chan!
Rebecca: Enjoy my room of death! Bai-bai! ^_^ *pushes button*
Yami B: She freaks me.
Bakura: *playing with a stuffed unicorn* I shall call you Rapidash, and you
shall be mine! And you shall be my Rapidash!
Mai: Oh yeah. It'll take wits to get out of this place. Ta ta!
Yami B: Wits! I have lots of that!
Bakura: *dives into a pile of Barbie dolls* FREEDOM!!!
Yami B: He doesn't. So let's see. *gets a stuffed hippo and pulls the
string*
Hippo: I love you!
Yami B: AAH! The horror! *throws away*
Bakura: No! Not the hippo! It's not like Chuckie the doll. It loves you.
Yami B: I know. That's what I'm afraid of. *sees a pile of Yu-Gi-Oh!
Character dolls* Sweet!
Voodoos! *gets the Seto doll and pulls the string*
Seto doll: I hate you. Go to hell.
Yami B: Aah shut up. *gets Yami Yugi doll and pulls string*
Yami Y: Prepare to duel! I'm going to spill your guts! Literally.
Yami B: Aah you suck. *raises "the Finger"*
Bakura: *getting the Bakura doll* This doll looks exactly like me. *pulls
string*
Bakura doll: I'm Bakura and I like to eat sunny side-up eggs.
Bakura: Awww. it talks like me too.
Bakura doll: I will self-destruct in 10 seconds. 10. 9. 8.
Bakura: Aww. it said it'll self-destruct in 10 seconds.
Yami B: 10 seconds?! *grabs doll and throws it at a pile of stuffed
animals*
~The pile blows up with stuffing blowing with it~
Bakura: Hey other self, that lint on your head looks HUGE!!
Yami B: That's not lint. That's a Kuriboh with some stuffing coming out.
*gets and eats it* Hmmm. tastes like chicken. *gets a plastic mallet and
bonks Bakura*
Bakura: Ouchies! That hurts!
~Yami Bakura goes on like this until he bonked every single doll.~
Yami B: HAHAHAHAHA!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* *cough*
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bakura: I'd say he turned to a psycho. Right, Isis-chan? *pulls her string*
Isis doll: Hug me!
Bakura: Awww. *hugs it* Huggie! Huggie! *goes to a door* hmmm. this is a
weird door, Isis-chan. *making the Isis doll nod its head* But why would
they put a sign called "Exit"?
Yami B: Exit?!
Isis doll: The key to a problem is a solution. Like a key to open a door.
Yami B: Thanks for the words of wisdom, Isis!
Isis: You're welcome. *disappears in mid-air*
Yami B & Bakura: *blink* *blink*
Yami B: Alright! Let's get to this! *tries to pull knob* Nan? Open! *eyes
get fiery* OPEN!!!
~Then a struck of lightning struck him~
Yami B: AAAAAHH!!!
~Then Yami Bakura gets some sort of strikey hairstyle~
Bakura: Haha! Other self, you look like Yugi! Haha!
Yami B: Haha. Very funny. Yadda yadda. *shakes head*
~Then his hair turned plain and bangful~
Bakura: Now it's Seto-san's. Only white. *holds up the Seto doll* Don't you
agree, Seto-san? *pulls string*
Seto doll: Everyone knows my hair is better.
Yami B: And everyone knows that I don't care. *shakes head*
~Then there's that bushy hair with bangs also~
Bakura: Ooh! Jounouchi! *holds up Jounouchi doll* What do you think? *pulls
string*
Jounouchi doll: It stinks like rotten eggs.
Yami B: Why you crazy little son of a-
Jounouchi: You suck so bad. No girl would want to go out with ya!
Yami B: AAAAAHHH!!! *gets doll and rips off head*
Bakura: *covering mouth* How violent.
Yami B: SHUT UP!!! *shakes head*
~Then there's that long spiky yet curly hair~
Bakura: Now it's-
Yami B: Don't. Even. Say. Who! *shakes head then turns normal* Let's play a
little game.
Bakura: Ooh! A game!
Yami B: Let's play find the key in the toy pile.
Bakura: Ooh! Cool! Let's play! *dives into a pile*
Yami B: Guess I'll have to do same to get out. *dives into a pile*
~After several hours of searching~
Bakura: I've found it!
Yami B: The key?!
Bakura: Iie! My pants.
Yami B: *facefaults* You're hopeless. *sees some sort of shiny thing behind
the Pegasus doll* Heh heh. It's mine. I FOUND IT!!!!
Bakura: Awww. I lost!
Yami B: *gets key and jumps to the ground* I'm free!!!!
Bakura: Help me!
Yami B: Nan? *looks there* What is it now? Your pants got loose? *laughs*
Bakura: Hai!
Yami B: *facefaults* Then tie on a belt, baka!
~After keying in. They went inside another room but this time. it's a game
show studio. Stay tuned for the next part of this episode. And remember,
here in Psychotic Nights. everything here is crept out by the Yu-Gi-Oh!
Cast. To be continued.~
Yami B: Hysterical.
Rebecca: Did you like my fun room?! Did ya? Did ya?
Bakura: It was the best!
Mai: You appreciate her work?
Bakura: Hai!
Yami B: *mumbles*. homo-sexual gay.
Bakura: Nan?
Yami B: Nothing Hikari! *mumbles* dumbass.