Somewhere out in the middle of nowhere.........
Kagome: NO! THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE ONE OF *THOSE* STORIES!
Sango: Aw, com'on... Don't you think the heroine should have a cool setting...........?
Kagome: Don't you remember??? WE TRIED THIS LAST TIME!!! IT... it...
Miroku: Did someone say heroine?
Shippo: Like the DRUG heroine?
Miroku: Did you know that drugs impale you're vision?????
Sango: *look of disgust* Don't you mean im-PAIR?
Kagome: IM-PAIN!!!???!!!???!!???
Inuyasha: omg can we go on with the story now omg u guys r such lozers
Sango: Um.
Kagome: Yeah, if you STOP talking like that.........
So, our story continues in a grassy field, surrounded by songbirds, baby deer, gurgling streams.........
Kagome: ARGGGHHH!!! CUT CUT!!!!
Miroku: You know, you can get medicine for a problem like that.
Shippo: Yeah Kagome, there are people who really care!!
Kagome: Oh my god! I was talking about the movie we're filming???
Sango: Kagome......... We're not filming a movie. This is a sto-ry?
Inuyasha: omg yea
Sango: *falls over* .........
Kagome: Ok, fine! CRUSH my HOPES and DREAMS.
Miroku: Kagome, just because you're parents don't love you.........
Kagome: THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM! I JUST WANT A DECENT SETTING DAMMIT!!!
And so they stood there, at the bottom of the about-to-erupt volcano, shaking with fear.........
Sango: I think "shaking with fear" is a bit of a long shot. Don't you think, Kagome?
Kagome: Damn STRAIT!!! I am NOTTT ShAKinG WitH fEAr, just because of some VOLCANO!!!
Inuyasha: omg this i s dum
Kagome: .........AND CAN'T SOMONE CURE HIM?????
Shippo: *takes out a bottle of green icky-looking stuff* Drink up Inuyasha!!! *shoves liquid into his mouth*
Inuyasha: Arakakkakghlakakak!!! I can't believe you.........Why did you......... I......... I......... I'm cured!!!!! *looks at Shippo in astonishment* YOU CURED ME!!! *glomps Shippo* THANK YOU MY KNIGHT IS SHINING ARMOR!!!!!
Sango: You call that cured?
Shippo: Well......... Uh.........
Kagome: HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS!!! WE NEED A SET-TING for this STO-RY!!!!
Miroku: I don't think that volcano's are good for our health.
Sango: *nods in an approving way* Exactly. Ok, so now that Inuyasha is cured-
Inuyasha: Cured?!?! I've never felt the A-MAZ-ING in ALL OF MY LIFE!!!! *looks at Shippo with loving eyes* Oh, my knight in shining armor...
Shippo: Uh......... Miroku??
Miroku: *sighs* Yet another case of a split personality due to brain washing.
Sango: More like no personality.
Kagome: OH. MY. GOD. WE. NEED. A. SETTING. DAMMIT.
Sango: Please Kagome, try not to get angry, we were just-
Kagome: ANGRY??????? ANGRY?????????????????????? YOU CALL THIS ANGRY????? ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND A DECENT SETTING FOR THE STORY!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU MONKEY MOUTHED ROBIN-HOOD WANNA BE BIG BUTTED DOLTS ARE JUST SITTING AROUND ON YOU'RE ABNORMALLY-BIG BUTTS LIKE YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT DYSFUNCTIONAL EXCUSE FOR A DOG-DEMON THAN THE STORY'S SETTING!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!! IT'S LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES OR SOMTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: *smiles* Now now Kagome. There is no need to get upset. Remember, make love, not war.
Inuyasha: Oh no! Kagome please don't hurt me!! *hides behind Shippo*
And so, with the brave and talented Inuyasha in the lead, the group set out into the lush, green jungle, full of flesh-eating animals and highly infectious diseases..........
Miroku: How can you get an STD from a jungle?
Sango: Miroku, you poor confused little boy, that is not what they are talking about..
Inuyasha: Brave and talented? *blushes* Oh gosh, I think we all know there's only one person who deserves that title....... *smiles at Shippo, blushing even more*
Kagome: Excuse me whilst I puke.
Sango:..........
Inuyasha: Oh Kagome! Please try not to be jealous! It's just that, Shippo and I are in love and- Shippo: *whacks Inuyasha HARD on the head with a hammer* That should shut him up.
Miroku: Now now Shippo. You don't need to resort to violence.
Sango: I think Shippo's personality-
Kagome: * very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very angry* OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT NOT *NOT* THE PERSONALITY CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE SETTING SETTTING *SETTING* CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! YOU GUYS ARE STUPID STUPID *STUPID*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: Now now Kagome. When you are angry, you don't need to repeat what you've just said twice. People who care can hear you just fine.
Shippo: Yes, but who cares?
Miroku: Now now Shippo-
Kagome: Now now Miroku. Please pull the lead stick out of you're ass.
Miroku: *shocked look*
Shippo: Kagome, that's not very nice.
Inuyasha: *wakes up* GIANT MARMOTS ARE ATTACKIG ME IN MY SLEEP!!!!!!
Sango: Here we go again.........
Kagome: NO! THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE ONE OF *THOSE* STORIES!
Sango: Aw, com'on... Don't you think the heroine should have a cool setting...........?
Kagome: Don't you remember??? WE TRIED THIS LAST TIME!!! IT... it...
Miroku: Did someone say heroine?
Shippo: Like the DRUG heroine?
Miroku: Did you know that drugs impale you're vision?????
Sango: *look of disgust* Don't you mean im-PAIR?
Kagome: IM-PAIN!!!???!!!???!!???
Inuyasha: omg can we go on with the story now omg u guys r such lozers
Sango: Um.
Kagome: Yeah, if you STOP talking like that.........
So, our story continues in a grassy field, surrounded by songbirds, baby deer, gurgling streams.........
Kagome: ARGGGHHH!!! CUT CUT!!!!
Miroku: You know, you can get medicine for a problem like that.
Shippo: Yeah Kagome, there are people who really care!!
Kagome: Oh my god! I was talking about the movie we're filming???
Sango: Kagome......... We're not filming a movie. This is a sto-ry?
Inuyasha: omg yea
Sango: *falls over* .........
Kagome: Ok, fine! CRUSH my HOPES and DREAMS.
Miroku: Kagome, just because you're parents don't love you.........
Kagome: THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM! I JUST WANT A DECENT SETTING DAMMIT!!!
And so they stood there, at the bottom of the about-to-erupt volcano, shaking with fear.........
Sango: I think "shaking with fear" is a bit of a long shot. Don't you think, Kagome?
Kagome: Damn STRAIT!!! I am NOTTT ShAKinG WitH fEAr, just because of some VOLCANO!!!
Inuyasha: omg this i s dum
Kagome: .........AND CAN'T SOMONE CURE HIM?????
Shippo: *takes out a bottle of green icky-looking stuff* Drink up Inuyasha!!! *shoves liquid into his mouth*
Inuyasha: Arakakkakghlakakak!!! I can't believe you.........Why did you......... I......... I......... I'm cured!!!!! *looks at Shippo in astonishment* YOU CURED ME!!! *glomps Shippo* THANK YOU MY KNIGHT IS SHINING ARMOR!!!!!
Sango: You call that cured?
Shippo: Well......... Uh.........
Kagome: HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS!!! WE NEED A SET-TING for this STO-RY!!!!
Miroku: I don't think that volcano's are good for our health.
Sango: *nods in an approving way* Exactly. Ok, so now that Inuyasha is cured-
Inuyasha: Cured?!?! I've never felt the A-MAZ-ING in ALL OF MY LIFE!!!! *looks at Shippo with loving eyes* Oh, my knight in shining armor...
Shippo: Uh......... Miroku??
Miroku: *sighs* Yet another case of a split personality due to brain washing.
Sango: More like no personality.
Kagome: OH. MY. GOD. WE. NEED. A. SETTING. DAMMIT.
Sango: Please Kagome, try not to get angry, we were just-
Kagome: ANGRY??????? ANGRY?????????????????????? YOU CALL THIS ANGRY????? ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND A DECENT SETTING FOR THE STORY!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU MONKEY MOUTHED ROBIN-HOOD WANNA BE BIG BUTTED DOLTS ARE JUST SITTING AROUND ON YOU'RE ABNORMALLY-BIG BUTTS LIKE YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT DYSFUNCTIONAL EXCUSE FOR A DOG-DEMON THAN THE STORY'S SETTING!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!! IT'S LIKE I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES OR SOMTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: *smiles* Now now Kagome. There is no need to get upset. Remember, make love, not war.
Inuyasha: Oh no! Kagome please don't hurt me!! *hides behind Shippo*
And so, with the brave and talented Inuyasha in the lead, the group set out into the lush, green jungle, full of flesh-eating animals and highly infectious diseases..........
Miroku: How can you get an STD from a jungle?
Sango: Miroku, you poor confused little boy, that is not what they are talking about..
Inuyasha: Brave and talented? *blushes* Oh gosh, I think we all know there's only one person who deserves that title....... *smiles at Shippo, blushing even more*
Kagome: Excuse me whilst I puke.
Sango:..........
Inuyasha: Oh Kagome! Please try not to be jealous! It's just that, Shippo and I are in love and- Shippo: *whacks Inuyasha HARD on the head with a hammer* That should shut him up.
Miroku: Now now Shippo. You don't need to resort to violence.
Sango: I think Shippo's personality-
Kagome: * very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very angry* OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT NOT *NOT* THE PERSONALITY CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE SETTING SETTTING *SETTING* CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! YOU GUYS ARE STUPID STUPID *STUPID*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miroku: Now now Kagome. When you are angry, you don't need to repeat what you've just said twice. People who care can hear you just fine.
Shippo: Yes, but who cares?
Miroku: Now now Shippo-
Kagome: Now now Miroku. Please pull the lead stick out of you're ass.
Miroku: *shocked look*
Shippo: Kagome, that's not very nice.
Inuyasha: *wakes up* GIANT MARMOTS ARE ATTACKIG ME IN MY SLEEP!!!!!!
Sango: Here we go again.........