~Psychotic Nights: Bakura gets Nightmares (Part 2)~
DISCLAIMER: I told you! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of its characters and cards. I only own the whole fic.
Seto: There you go again with that disclaimer thing!
Ryou_Kaiba: Aah quiet! You're an extra!
Seto: Say what?
Ryou_Kaiba: Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Seto: Ooh! You better watch out!
Joey: Some things always change. *nibbles on a dog biscuit*
~Inside that game show studio~
Ryou: Where are we? *gets lighted by spotlights* My eyes!
Bakura: Dimwit.
Isis: Please welcome our contestants Bakura and his aibou!
Bakura: Hey!
Isis: Step right up! And welcome to the Questionably Quick Query Quiz! Egyptian style! Come on! *pulls the Bakuras*
Bakura: I say she's gone drunk.
~They took their places and just wondered what gotten into Isis~
Isis: Now. You know the rules of the game!
Ryou: No, we don't.
Bakura: BAKA!!!
Isis: You don't know the rules? Then you must be a-
Studio audience: DUNCE!!!
Ryou: A what?
Isis: *gets 2 hats that says "Dunce"* Since you're sooo dumb about the game, we're giving this to you! *makes the Bakuras wear it*
Bakura: *mumbles*. baka.
Ryou: At least we get an instant prize.
Isis: It's just easy! Just answer the Egyptian questions. Get it wrong; you'll have to do a consequence! Are you ready? Okay! Let's play! First question, who is the sun god of Egypt? You have 1 second to answer! Go!
Bakura: 1 second?!
Isis: Ennnk! Wrong! Which means-
Studio Audience: Consequence time!
Bakura: *raises "the Finger" at them*
Ryou: You're not kid-friendly, other self!
Bakura: Who the hell cares?! Huh?! Who?!
Isis: And your consequence is. licking Bakura's ear!
Ryou & Bakura: *raises an eyebrow*
Isis: Gomen gomen gomen gomenasai! That's not it.
Ryou: -_- I should've known.
~After several questions they finally got to the final question~
Isis: Our final question!
Ryou: Alleluia!
Bakura: Thank Ra! That shark scares me!
Isis: And you've got 0 points! And you need 1,000,000 points to win!
Bakura: We're doomed.
Isis: But if you answer this question correctly, you can get 1,000,000,000 points!
Ryou: Hooray!
Isis: Here's the 1 billion point question. what is my name? Think twice!
Bakura: Are you wasting my time?
Isis: You've got 10 seconds!
Ryou: Britney Spears?
Isis: Gomen?
Ryou: Britney Spears!
Bakura: Britney. Spears?! That is the most-
Isis: CORRECT ANSWER!!! YOU WON 1 BILLION POINTS!!!!
Bakura: Wow. *mouth wide open*
Isis: I here by give you the key to the next door! *gives the Millennium Ankh*
Bakura: Demmo. that's the Millennium Ankh.
Isis: I knoooowww.
Ryou: *blink* *blink* Oh yeah. Here! *gives the Isis doll*
Isis: Aww. Arigato! Here's the real key! *gives key*
Ryou: Domo Arigato, Isis-san. *gets key*
Bakura: The Millennium Ankh is mine! *wears it*
~They went to the next door, then they saw Serenity tied to a chair blindfolded (which she always was XP)~
Bakura: Oh what now?!
~Then the screen turns on and Joey, Tristan & Duke appear~
Bakura: You?! I thought I ripped your head off already?!
Ryou: Uhm. uh. Why is Serenity tied there?
Tristan: Oh that. Joe?
Joey: Okay! You know Serenity is tied there, right?
Duke: Duh.
Bakura: What he said.
Joey: Well, there would be saw blades of death.
Bakura: Saw Blades of Death?
Joey: Hai!
Duke: All you have to do is save Serenity. That's it.
Tristan: But be careful!
Bakura: Yeah right. *walks to the platform then those blades appear* Whoa! Holy sh-
Tristan: Hai. For every platform you step on, those blades will appear.
Joey: That's why be careful! Okay? Sayonara!
Ryou: So. what will we do?
Bakura: Hmmm. *gets a piece of lint*
Ryou: Lint time already?! We're in a crisis!
Bakura: *throws lint to the platform then it appeared again*
Ryou: What are you planning?!
Bakura: *gets deck*
Ryou: Duel Monsters?! Other self! We don't have much time!
Bakura: Aah quit your whining! *plays a card* Trap Master!
Trap Master: *destroys saw blades*
Ryou: Great. 5 more to go!
~They did the same process over and over until they reached Serenity~
Ryou: The end! At last! *steps on last platform*
Bakura: Hikari don't!
Ryou: Nan?
Bakura: *looks around* No traps?
Ryou: Yeah.
Bakura: Okay. Trap Master, return!
Trap Master: *dematerialises into a card*
Ryou: That was familiar.
~Then a blade almost hit Ryou~
Ryou: What the?
Bakura: I think it's on to something. *gets the blade*
Ryou: *trying to untie the blindfold* It's tight!
Bakura: I know. That's what I expected. *cuts the cloth with blade*
Serenity: I can see!
Ryou: No, you can't.
Bakura: *pinches Ryou*
Ryou: Ow!
Serenity: Arigato for freeing me!
Ryou: Where's the key?
Serenity: Oh right! *gives key to Yami Bakura*
Ryou: Hey! After all my hard work, you're giving the key to him?!
Bakura: YOUR hard work?
Ryou: Well maybe some.
~They finally went to a door and found a horse with wings.~
Ryou: Pegasus!
~Then there's also Pegasus on the screen~
Bakura: Pegasus!
Ryou: Which Pegasus?
Bakura: He Pegasus!
Ryou: That's funny. Pegasus is a he.
Bakura: Not the horse, baka!
Ryou: Well he's not just any horse! He's a horse with wings and feelings! That's why he's Pegasus!
Bakura: Oh will ya just shut up?!
Pegasus: SILENCE!!!
Bakura & Ryou: *stays silent*
Pegasus: Do you want to get out of here or not?
Bakura & Ryou: *nods*
Pegasus: Then listen. Joyous wonders this horse sets free, its majestic mane true to thee. Make him angry, he'll always disagree. Petting is fun, but don't take the tree.
Bakura & Ryou: Nan?
Pegasus: It's a stinking riddle! Just make my pet Pegasus happy and healthy!
Ryou: Oh we can do that!
~Later.~
Ryou: He's chewing on my hair! Oh God! He's chewing it!
Pegasus: NEIGH!! NEIGH!!
Bakura: Don't make him angry, hikari! Just ease it!
Pegasus: *licks Yami Bakura*
Bakura: You. you. you BAKA!!!
Ryou: I didn't do anything!
Bakura: It's not you!
Ryou: Oh it isn't? Phew.
Pegasus: *holding the toilet seat* *whimpers*
Ryou: Awww. he needs to go! *looks around and finds a tree* Hey! There's a tree!
Bakura: Well don't go!
Ryou: Why?
Bakura: You know the riddle! Don't take the tree! It might be dangerous!
Ryou: Then where do you think he'll pee?
Bakura: *smirks* Well.
~Later.~
Ryou: *tied up to a stick* Aibou! What are you planning?
Bakura: Oh nothing. *whistles* Here Pegasus!
Ryou: Hell no!
Pegasus: *pees on Ryou*
Ryou: Eww! Eww! IYA! IYA! IYA! IYA!
Pegasus: *rides away*
Ryou: Awww. those were new pants!
Bakura: *gets the hose and sprays to Bakura*
Ryou: What are you doing?!
Bakura: Shut the fuck up. I know what I'm doing.
~Later.~
Pegasus (on the screen): I'm back! Where's my lil Peggy-horse?
Pegasus: NEIGH!!!
Pegasus: Thank you boys. *pushes button*
~Then the final door opens... ~
Ryou: It's the final door! Hooray!
Bakura: Let's make this quick!
Hooded figure: I was expecting you.
Bakura: What now?!
Hooded figure: Are you ready for the final challenge against me?
Bakura: You? I'm ready for anything!
Hooded figure: *unhoods*
Bakura: Oh my Ra! We made Yugi unhood himself!
Ryou: Us bastards!
Yugi: *standing on sticks* It's not like it always happens.
Bakura: Alright what's the challenge?
Yugi: *holds up light sabres*
Ryou: As seen in Star Wars episode 1, 2, 4, 5 & 6. Episode 3, never before seen.
Yugi: Choose your warrior!
Ryou: *pushes Yami Bakura* He will!
Yugi: *throws the light sabre to Yami Bakura*
Bakura: Wait a minute. Your challenging me to a light sabre match?!
Yugi: Exactly!
Bakura: *stood silent and laughed out loud*
Ryou: Iie other self! I've seen this before. Master Yoda once defeated Count Dooku and he's only small, green and old. Like David and Goliath!
Bakura: I despise the comparison!
Yugi: Your move!
Bakura: You're on, young pipsqueak!
~So they started the sword fight until Yugi got his sabre off his hand~
Bakura: Ha! You shall die!
Yugi: Not quite!
Bakura: Nani?
Yugi: The force is with me! *reaches for the light sabre and gets it*
Bakura: Demmo.
Ryou: I told you so!
Yugi: Now you prepare!
Bakura: And why is that?
Yugi: Bakura. I am your father!
Ryou: *covering mouth* GASP!
Bakura: It's not possible! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ryou: Oh gosh is it really true?
Yugi: Ha ha! Iie.
Bakura: NANI?! YOU LIAR!!! AAAAHH!!! *tackles Yugi*
Ryou: Things turned out to be a happy ending!
~Then Ryou wakes up~
Ryou: Nani?! *looks around and sees that it's 3:00 AM* What a dream.
Hooded figure: Ohayoo!
Ryou: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
~Then Ryou wakes up~
Ryou: Thank God it's just a dream!
Bakura: Welcome to my world.
Ryou: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
Bakura: What are you screaming about? I usually am inside your Millenium Ring!
Ryou: Oh right. *sees the vampire behind Yami Bakura* VAMPIRE!!!
~Then Ryou wakes up again~
Ryou: It was just another dream!
Ryou doll: I will self-destruct!
Ryou: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
~Then Ryou FINALLY wakes up~
Ryou: You know, forget dream. It was a nightmare! *looks around* Nothing unusual. Phew! *goes back to sleep*
~But what he didn't know, there was a toy hippo right next to him. Poor Ryou. He'll never know the deepness of his nightmares~
Moral lesson: Always brush your teeth.
Tune it next time for another episode of.. PSYCHOTIC NIGHTS!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AHA HA HA! *cough* *cough* HA HA AH HA HA HA AH AHA HA!!! Ryou: Always brush our teeth?
Bakura: So we could fight fluoride? Ra, who comes up with these things? Hahaha. I hate it.
Ryou_Kaiba: It's a slogan! Ha ha!
Bakuras: Freak. *walks away*
Ryou_Kaiba: R&R!
DISCLAIMER: I told you! I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of its characters and cards. I only own the whole fic.
Seto: There you go again with that disclaimer thing!
Ryou_Kaiba: Aah quiet! You're an extra!
Seto: Say what?
Ryou_Kaiba: Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
Seto: Ooh! You better watch out!
Joey: Some things always change. *nibbles on a dog biscuit*
~Inside that game show studio~
Ryou: Where are we? *gets lighted by spotlights* My eyes!
Bakura: Dimwit.
Isis: Please welcome our contestants Bakura and his aibou!
Bakura: Hey!
Isis: Step right up! And welcome to the Questionably Quick Query Quiz! Egyptian style! Come on! *pulls the Bakuras*
Bakura: I say she's gone drunk.
~They took their places and just wondered what gotten into Isis~
Isis: Now. You know the rules of the game!
Ryou: No, we don't.
Bakura: BAKA!!!
Isis: You don't know the rules? Then you must be a-
Studio audience: DUNCE!!!
Ryou: A what?
Isis: *gets 2 hats that says "Dunce"* Since you're sooo dumb about the game, we're giving this to you! *makes the Bakuras wear it*
Bakura: *mumbles*. baka.
Ryou: At least we get an instant prize.
Isis: It's just easy! Just answer the Egyptian questions. Get it wrong; you'll have to do a consequence! Are you ready? Okay! Let's play! First question, who is the sun god of Egypt? You have 1 second to answer! Go!
Bakura: 1 second?!
Isis: Ennnk! Wrong! Which means-
Studio Audience: Consequence time!
Bakura: *raises "the Finger" at them*
Ryou: You're not kid-friendly, other self!
Bakura: Who the hell cares?! Huh?! Who?!
Isis: And your consequence is. licking Bakura's ear!
Ryou & Bakura: *raises an eyebrow*
Isis: Gomen gomen gomen gomenasai! That's not it.
Ryou: -_- I should've known.
~After several questions they finally got to the final question~
Isis: Our final question!
Ryou: Alleluia!
Bakura: Thank Ra! That shark scares me!
Isis: And you've got 0 points! And you need 1,000,000 points to win!
Bakura: We're doomed.
Isis: But if you answer this question correctly, you can get 1,000,000,000 points!
Ryou: Hooray!
Isis: Here's the 1 billion point question. what is my name? Think twice!
Bakura: Are you wasting my time?
Isis: You've got 10 seconds!
Ryou: Britney Spears?
Isis: Gomen?
Ryou: Britney Spears!
Bakura: Britney. Spears?! That is the most-
Isis: CORRECT ANSWER!!! YOU WON 1 BILLION POINTS!!!!
Bakura: Wow. *mouth wide open*
Isis: I here by give you the key to the next door! *gives the Millennium Ankh*
Bakura: Demmo. that's the Millennium Ankh.
Isis: I knoooowww.
Ryou: *blink* *blink* Oh yeah. Here! *gives the Isis doll*
Isis: Aww. Arigato! Here's the real key! *gives key*
Ryou: Domo Arigato, Isis-san. *gets key*
Bakura: The Millennium Ankh is mine! *wears it*
~They went to the next door, then they saw Serenity tied to a chair blindfolded (which she always was XP)~
Bakura: Oh what now?!
~Then the screen turns on and Joey, Tristan & Duke appear~
Bakura: You?! I thought I ripped your head off already?!
Ryou: Uhm. uh. Why is Serenity tied there?
Tristan: Oh that. Joe?
Joey: Okay! You know Serenity is tied there, right?
Duke: Duh.
Bakura: What he said.
Joey: Well, there would be saw blades of death.
Bakura: Saw Blades of Death?
Joey: Hai!
Duke: All you have to do is save Serenity. That's it.
Tristan: But be careful!
Bakura: Yeah right. *walks to the platform then those blades appear* Whoa! Holy sh-
Tristan: Hai. For every platform you step on, those blades will appear.
Joey: That's why be careful! Okay? Sayonara!
Ryou: So. what will we do?
Bakura: Hmmm. *gets a piece of lint*
Ryou: Lint time already?! We're in a crisis!
Bakura: *throws lint to the platform then it appeared again*
Ryou: What are you planning?!
Bakura: *gets deck*
Ryou: Duel Monsters?! Other self! We don't have much time!
Bakura: Aah quit your whining! *plays a card* Trap Master!
Trap Master: *destroys saw blades*
Ryou: Great. 5 more to go!
~They did the same process over and over until they reached Serenity~
Ryou: The end! At last! *steps on last platform*
Bakura: Hikari don't!
Ryou: Nan?
Bakura: *looks around* No traps?
Ryou: Yeah.
Bakura: Okay. Trap Master, return!
Trap Master: *dematerialises into a card*
Ryou: That was familiar.
~Then a blade almost hit Ryou~
Ryou: What the?
Bakura: I think it's on to something. *gets the blade*
Ryou: *trying to untie the blindfold* It's tight!
Bakura: I know. That's what I expected. *cuts the cloth with blade*
Serenity: I can see!
Ryou: No, you can't.
Bakura: *pinches Ryou*
Ryou: Ow!
Serenity: Arigato for freeing me!
Ryou: Where's the key?
Serenity: Oh right! *gives key to Yami Bakura*
Ryou: Hey! After all my hard work, you're giving the key to him?!
Bakura: YOUR hard work?
Ryou: Well maybe some.
~They finally went to a door and found a horse with wings.~
Ryou: Pegasus!
~Then there's also Pegasus on the screen~
Bakura: Pegasus!
Ryou: Which Pegasus?
Bakura: He Pegasus!
Ryou: That's funny. Pegasus is a he.
Bakura: Not the horse, baka!
Ryou: Well he's not just any horse! He's a horse with wings and feelings! That's why he's Pegasus!
Bakura: Oh will ya just shut up?!
Pegasus: SILENCE!!!
Bakura & Ryou: *stays silent*
Pegasus: Do you want to get out of here or not?
Bakura & Ryou: *nods*
Pegasus: Then listen. Joyous wonders this horse sets free, its majestic mane true to thee. Make him angry, he'll always disagree. Petting is fun, but don't take the tree.
Bakura & Ryou: Nan?
Pegasus: It's a stinking riddle! Just make my pet Pegasus happy and healthy!
Ryou: Oh we can do that!
~Later.~
Ryou: He's chewing on my hair! Oh God! He's chewing it!
Pegasus: NEIGH!! NEIGH!!
Bakura: Don't make him angry, hikari! Just ease it!
Pegasus: *licks Yami Bakura*
Bakura: You. you. you BAKA!!!
Ryou: I didn't do anything!
Bakura: It's not you!
Ryou: Oh it isn't? Phew.
Pegasus: *holding the toilet seat* *whimpers*
Ryou: Awww. he needs to go! *looks around and finds a tree* Hey! There's a tree!
Bakura: Well don't go!
Ryou: Why?
Bakura: You know the riddle! Don't take the tree! It might be dangerous!
Ryou: Then where do you think he'll pee?
Bakura: *smirks* Well.
~Later.~
Ryou: *tied up to a stick* Aibou! What are you planning?
Bakura: Oh nothing. *whistles* Here Pegasus!
Ryou: Hell no!
Pegasus: *pees on Ryou*
Ryou: Eww! Eww! IYA! IYA! IYA! IYA!
Pegasus: *rides away*
Ryou: Awww. those were new pants!
Bakura: *gets the hose and sprays to Bakura*
Ryou: What are you doing?!
Bakura: Shut the fuck up. I know what I'm doing.
~Later.~
Pegasus (on the screen): I'm back! Where's my lil Peggy-horse?
Pegasus: NEIGH!!!
Pegasus: Thank you boys. *pushes button*
~Then the final door opens... ~
Ryou: It's the final door! Hooray!
Bakura: Let's make this quick!
Hooded figure: I was expecting you.
Bakura: What now?!
Hooded figure: Are you ready for the final challenge against me?
Bakura: You? I'm ready for anything!
Hooded figure: *unhoods*
Bakura: Oh my Ra! We made Yugi unhood himself!
Ryou: Us bastards!
Yugi: *standing on sticks* It's not like it always happens.
Bakura: Alright what's the challenge?
Yugi: *holds up light sabres*
Ryou: As seen in Star Wars episode 1, 2, 4, 5 & 6. Episode 3, never before seen.
Yugi: Choose your warrior!
Ryou: *pushes Yami Bakura* He will!
Yugi: *throws the light sabre to Yami Bakura*
Bakura: Wait a minute. Your challenging me to a light sabre match?!
Yugi: Exactly!
Bakura: *stood silent and laughed out loud*
Ryou: Iie other self! I've seen this before. Master Yoda once defeated Count Dooku and he's only small, green and old. Like David and Goliath!
Bakura: I despise the comparison!
Yugi: Your move!
Bakura: You're on, young pipsqueak!
~So they started the sword fight until Yugi got his sabre off his hand~
Bakura: Ha! You shall die!
Yugi: Not quite!
Bakura: Nani?
Yugi: The force is with me! *reaches for the light sabre and gets it*
Bakura: Demmo.
Ryou: I told you so!
Yugi: Now you prepare!
Bakura: And why is that?
Yugi: Bakura. I am your father!
Ryou: *covering mouth* GASP!
Bakura: It's not possible! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Ryou: Oh gosh is it really true?
Yugi: Ha ha! Iie.
Bakura: NANI?! YOU LIAR!!! AAAAHH!!! *tackles Yugi*
Ryou: Things turned out to be a happy ending!
~Then Ryou wakes up~
Ryou: Nani?! *looks around and sees that it's 3:00 AM* What a dream.
Hooded figure: Ohayoo!
Ryou: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
~Then Ryou wakes up~
Ryou: Thank God it's just a dream!
Bakura: Welcome to my world.
Ryou: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
Bakura: What are you screaming about? I usually am inside your Millenium Ring!
Ryou: Oh right. *sees the vampire behind Yami Bakura* VAMPIRE!!!
~Then Ryou wakes up again~
Ryou: It was just another dream!
Ryou doll: I will self-destruct!
Ryou: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
~Then Ryou FINALLY wakes up~
Ryou: You know, forget dream. It was a nightmare! *looks around* Nothing unusual. Phew! *goes back to sleep*
~But what he didn't know, there was a toy hippo right next to him. Poor Ryou. He'll never know the deepness of his nightmares~
Moral lesson: Always brush your teeth.
Tune it next time for another episode of.. PSYCHOTIC NIGHTS!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AHA HA HA! *cough* *cough* HA HA AH HA HA HA AH AHA HA!!! Ryou: Always brush our teeth?
Bakura: So we could fight fluoride? Ra, who comes up with these things? Hahaha. I hate it.
Ryou_Kaiba: It's a slogan! Ha ha!
Bakuras: Freak. *walks away*
Ryou_Kaiba: R&R!