~Psychotic Nights: Touring to a Haunted House~
DISCLAIMER: Do I have to say it again?
Ryou_Kaiba: And we're back!
Joey: What will we do?
Ryou_Kaiba: You'll see.
Joey: WE'LL SEE?! That sucks man!
~One day, the cast were just driving to Merry Land Road~
Joey: Seto! Are we there yet?
Seto: Iie!
Yugi: Can we eat?
Celestina: But you just ate.
Tristan: We know. But what about 2nd breakfast?
Seto: Don't make me go there!
Duke: Hey Joey! Where's Serenity?
Serenity: Here I am!
Tea: Serenity, be careful!
Yugi: I wonder how the others are in the other car.
Monoki: I don't know. But my Ryou's in there!
Jami: You mean my little brother?
Monoki: *nods*
Amelia: No sweat. Pegasus is also there.
Duke: Everyone has a stinkin' reason.
Tristan: Are you done with Serenity already?
Serenity: Oh please not again.
Mia: I've just been wondering you 2.
Tristan & Duke: Yeah?
Mia: Why do you even like Serenity?
~Sudden silence.~
Seto: That ends the discussion!
~In the other car~
Pegasus: What a surprise. We don't even know where we're going.
Ryou: Joey said we should just drive.
Isis: *playing Gameboy* Oh man! That Zapdos gets me everytime!
Malik: I'm bored.
Mokuba: *watching TV* Don't do it! Iya! Beaver Warrior won't stand a chance
against Kazejin!
Mai: I knew accepting Seto's offer would be better.
Weevil: Why? This bus is perfect! *looks at bug collection*
Mai: You don't say.
Rex: What was the offer?
Mai: A helicopter ride or a yacht.
Miho: Me too! Only it was Tristan.
Isis: Why didn't you accept it? Oh drat! I missed Articuno!
Mokuba: Wait a minute! Big brother? He would only offer those things to the
girls closest to him!
Girls: US?!!
Mai: It's not possible!
Isis: Why would he ask me out?!
Miho: Maybe he is such a whore.
Everyone: *looks at Miho*
Miho: My opinion.
Pegasus: Maybe he is.
Everyone: *looks at Pegasus*
Pegasus: My opinion also.
Shadi: Pegasus. You just need some rest.
Miho: I don't!
Shadi: You too.
Mai: Aww. Shadi! You don't have to be a big brother to us all. Seto can
handle it.
Rex: Who cares?
Weevil: They would.
Ryou: It seems that Mako wanted to take the boat. *turns to Yami Bakura*
Iya! Why did you separate me from the one I love?
Pegasus: Who? My niece-in-law?
Bakura: Iie! Celestina!
Isis: Forget it, Bakura. Celestina's taken by Seto.
Girls: And we're happy with it!
Isis: Oh no! My Charizard fainted!
Everyone: *facefaults*
Bakura: I despise Seto! I hate him! Along with Yugi! I'll kill the both of
them!
~They were just driving until a car tire pops. Then they ended up near a
deserted house~
Yugi: Is it. haunted?
~Then a butterfly passes by~
Monoki: AAAHH! *jumps to Bakura's arms*
Bakura: Oh shut up! It's just a stinkin butterfly! *drops Monoki*
Monoki: Ow my butt hurts!
~Then a wolf howls~
Bakura: AAAHH! *jumps to Celestina's arms* What was that?
Seto: Oh I'll tell you when you get off her.
Bakura: Oh yeah? Well I'll go steal your soul!
Seto: Oh you watch out, bucko!
Celestina: Oh no. Not you 2.
Serenity: Join the club.
~So Duke, Tristan, Seto and Yami Bakura just fought and wrestled each
other~
Celestina & Serenity: *sigh* *facefaults*
Malik: Isis! Hurry up!
Isis: Could you just wait? I'm in the process of battling an Onix!
Pegasus: So. why are we here again?
Yugi: I don't know.
Joey: I wanna join the fight! I have to defend my sister! *joins the
battle*
Mai: I hope that house is luxurious.
Amelia: So. Who's knocking?
Jami: I will! *goes to the door*
~Then the door opens by itself~
Weevil: It's a haunted house. And where are the maggots?!
Rex: What's taking Mako so long?
Mai: Maybe he didn't even come.
Yugi: He's just too obsessed with fishing.
Malik: Aren't we going in? *transforms to Yami Marik* That's better! Let's
get in!
Yugi: I have an idea! Everyone with Millenium Items will transform to their
Yami counterparts.
~So everyone with Millenium Items transformed~
Yami: Okay. Yamis will lead the way.
Marik: I think I'm getting it!
Bakura: So we'll all split up?!
Yami: Exactly!
Bakura: Oh please let me be with Celestina!
Yami: Ha ha! No.
Shadi: So let's devise this.
Pegasus: Born leader! Lead the way!
Yami Y: *puts on spectacles and shows a chart*
Millenium Item Holders:
Yugi - Tea, Tristan
Bakura - Duke, Miho, Joey
Monoki - Serenity, Mai
Pegasus - Mia, Jami, Amelia
Shadi - Weevil, Rex
Isis - Malik
Celestina - Seto, Mokuba
Yami: Any questions?
Tristan: *raises hand*
Yami: Hai Tristan?
Tristan: When do we eat?
Everyone: *facefaults*
~So they all split up. Yugi's group decided to go to the Dining Room.
Bakura's group decided to go to the Kitchen. Monoki's group decided to go
to the Living Room. Pegasus' group decided to go to the Master's Bedroom.
Shadi's group decided to go to the Backyard. Isis' group decided to go to
the Vanity Room. Finally, Celestina's group decided to go to the Attic. In
Yugi's group.~
Tristan: It's just nice that we'll go to the Dining Room.
Tea: *notices deer ornament* It creeps me.
Yami: Ssh! I hear something!
~There is maniacal laughter coming from the distance~
Tea & Honda: What was that?!
Yami: Nan?
Ghost: I am the ghost of Christmas Past!
Tristan: Oh are you? Then why is it June?
Ghost: Um.. uh. I am the bloody baron!
Tea: Then why are your robes not bloody?
Ghost: Oh forget it! I am a ghost!
Yami: Yeah. and I'm the King of Games.
Ghost: How come you're not scared?
Yami: You don't have the attributes of a ghost.
Ghost: If you're so brave, why won't you scare me? I dare you!
Everyone: Boo.
Ghost: AAAH!! Man that boos scares me all the time!
Tea: Right. Now get out of our way.
Ghost: Never! I'll never do it! *stretches out hand* My meat! Attack!
Tristan: Oh my gosh, it's floating turkey.
Tea: What a surprise.
Ghost: Okay. *holds up chains* Woooooo!
Yami: Oh puh-leeze! *walks through the ghost* Ra, you suck.
Ghost: Hey wait! I'm going to scare you!
Everyone: Like we care. *ignores the ghost and walks away*
~In Bakura's group.~
Miho: I could smell rotten eggs.
Joey: Maybe that's you.
Miho: Hey!
Duke: Bakura! Anything!?
Bakura: Will you wait? I can't concentrate!
Joey: At least we're in the kitchen! *gets a dish with worms* A deserted
kitchen.
Miho: Ewwww!
Duke: If Weevil were here, he would enjoy it!
Joey: There are bugs everywhere! Why would he never enjoy?!
Bakura: Stop.
Duke: Nan?
Bakura: Halt. Do you hear that?
Everyone: Nan?
Bakura: *sigh*
~Then there are those footsteps from afar~
Miho: Something tells me those aren't the boots I've bought.
Joey: And it's not me stepping on something.
Duke: Or any of my dice rolling.
~Then a butcher's knife is found floating~
Miho: Bakura. What's that?
Bakura: Why?
Joey: Whose head will be cut off first?
Duke: I suggest yours.
Joey: Oh yeah!?
Bakura: Oh it's just a stinkin' knife! *snatches knife* It's still sharp.
Joey: Duh! All knives are sharp!
Bakura: It's different in psycho language.
Duke: Psycho language?
Miho: I don't even wanna learn that!
Bakura: Hmmm. *slices a hotdog*
Joey: Hot dog!
Duke: What's all the commotion?!
Miho: What's with the hotdog?
Bakura: No reason.
~In Monoki's group.~
Mai: Where's the TV here?
Monoki: Somewhere!
Serenity: I found the remote!
Mai: Could you?
Serenity: *turns on TV*
~When the TV turned on, there was a guy that appeared~
TV Guy: Everyone shall die!
Everyone: AAAAHH!!! TURN IT OFF!!!
Serenity: *switches channel*
Everyone: *mouths wide open*
Mai: Another grand episode of Looney Tunes.
Serenity: I thought they cancelled that.
Monoki: I should tell uncle!
Serenity: *switches channel*
TV Guy: We interrupt this program to give you a special report. There has
been a maniac on the loose so. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Mai: Well, that maniac won't be able to reach us!
~Door busts open and maniacal laughter is heard~
Monoki: Run.
~In Pegasus' group.~
Pegasus: The master's bedroom!
Mia: *gets a book* What could this be?
Jami: Well, it's old.
Amelia: Pegasus! It's an antique comic book of Looney Tunes!
Pegasus: Oh goodie!
Mia: I'm out! *walks away*
Jami: And I'll. I'll go somewhere. *walks away*
Ghost: Run if you can but there is no escape!
Pegasus & Amelia: Shhh!
Ghost: *eye twitches* Not again.
Pegasus: Ooh! That's the part where Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny first met!
Amelia: Yeah! Then Bugs bonked him on the head!
Pegasus: Yeah!
Pegasus & Amelia: *laughs*
Ghost: You people are hard to scare! *goes to the others* Booooooo! I am
the ghost of Christmas Present!
Jami: Presents! When will you give me one?
Ghost: What do you mean?!
Jami: You told me you're the ghost of Christmas Present!
Ghost: Not Christmas Presents! Present! As in present tense! Right now,
ASAP, today!
Jami: Ohhhhh. So where are my presents?
Ghost: *slaps forehead* Aye aye aye. *goes to Yami Mia* Ooooooohh! I am the
Flying Dutchman!
Mia: And I'm the Queen of France.
Ghost: Your majesty. *shakes head* wait a minute! France doesn't have a
queen!
Mia: Exactly!
Ghost: Nan?
Mia: Bow down to me!
Ghost: AAAAAHHH!!! I hate my life. It's just good that I'm dead. *flies
away*
~In Shadi's group.~
Shadi: Hmmm. Don't make any sudden moves mortals.
Rex: *steps on a bone* Whoops.
Shadi: *sigh* This job sucks.
Weevil: Rex! Don't you know what you stepped on?!
Rex: Why? What?
Weevil: It's a part of the Tyrannosaurus Rexus skeleta!
Rex: The what?
Weevil: And I thought you liked dinosaurs! It's a T-Rex bone! *notices the
tree* Ooh! Crickets crawling! I rarely see that! *goes to the tree*
Shadi: Why do I need to get the backyard job?
Rex: When you mean backyard. is it swimming pool, tennis court or any
other?
Shadi: Iie. This is different. It has a creepy graveyard.
~Then a chill of cold wind blew by~
Rex: I see what you mean.
Shadi: Brrrr. wait. I felt something!
Ghost: Oh great. more kids who are not scared of me!
Rex: Yo man! I'm 16! I don't need to be called a kid!
Ghost: Well I'm a 100 years old!
Rex: So you're dead?
Ghost: Duh, simpleton!
Weevil: Who's he?
Rex: Eh some ghost.
Ghost: I knew this would happen! *flies away*
Shadi: So. more exploring?
Weevil: Nah. I've had enough insect hunting. Most of the insects here are
already in my collection.
~Then a ghost insect passed by.~
Weevil: But I'm sure I haven't seen that before!
Shadi: Go ahead! No one's gonna stop you.
Rex: Yeah. And if you ever get scared, we're just in the graveyard looking
for some dinosaur bones.
Shadi: We'll what?!
Rex: Dino bone hunting!
~Will the group survive the house of horror which is really comedy but the
other ghosts don't think so? Find out in the next episode of. PSYCHOTIC
KNIGHTS!!! *headless knights appears* Yikes. I mean NIGHTS!!!~
To be continued.
Ryou_Kaiba: Isn't that wonderful?
Monoki: I feel used.
Bakura: Monkey!
Monoki: HISS!
Ryou: AAAAAAAAHH!!! Horror!!!
DISCLAIMER: Do I have to say it again?
Ryou_Kaiba: And we're back!
Joey: What will we do?
Ryou_Kaiba: You'll see.
Joey: WE'LL SEE?! That sucks man!
~One day, the cast were just driving to Merry Land Road~
Joey: Seto! Are we there yet?
Seto: Iie!
Yugi: Can we eat?
Celestina: But you just ate.
Tristan: We know. But what about 2nd breakfast?
Seto: Don't make me go there!
Duke: Hey Joey! Where's Serenity?
Serenity: Here I am!
Tea: Serenity, be careful!
Yugi: I wonder how the others are in the other car.
Monoki: I don't know. But my Ryou's in there!
Jami: You mean my little brother?
Monoki: *nods*
Amelia: No sweat. Pegasus is also there.
Duke: Everyone has a stinkin' reason.
Tristan: Are you done with Serenity already?
Serenity: Oh please not again.
Mia: I've just been wondering you 2.
Tristan & Duke: Yeah?
Mia: Why do you even like Serenity?
~Sudden silence.~
Seto: That ends the discussion!
~In the other car~
Pegasus: What a surprise. We don't even know where we're going.
Ryou: Joey said we should just drive.
Isis: *playing Gameboy* Oh man! That Zapdos gets me everytime!
Malik: I'm bored.
Mokuba: *watching TV* Don't do it! Iya! Beaver Warrior won't stand a chance
against Kazejin!
Mai: I knew accepting Seto's offer would be better.
Weevil: Why? This bus is perfect! *looks at bug collection*
Mai: You don't say.
Rex: What was the offer?
Mai: A helicopter ride or a yacht.
Miho: Me too! Only it was Tristan.
Isis: Why didn't you accept it? Oh drat! I missed Articuno!
Mokuba: Wait a minute! Big brother? He would only offer those things to the
girls closest to him!
Girls: US?!!
Mai: It's not possible!
Isis: Why would he ask me out?!
Miho: Maybe he is such a whore.
Everyone: *looks at Miho*
Miho: My opinion.
Pegasus: Maybe he is.
Everyone: *looks at Pegasus*
Pegasus: My opinion also.
Shadi: Pegasus. You just need some rest.
Miho: I don't!
Shadi: You too.
Mai: Aww. Shadi! You don't have to be a big brother to us all. Seto can
handle it.
Rex: Who cares?
Weevil: They would.
Ryou: It seems that Mako wanted to take the boat. *turns to Yami Bakura*
Iya! Why did you separate me from the one I love?
Pegasus: Who? My niece-in-law?
Bakura: Iie! Celestina!
Isis: Forget it, Bakura. Celestina's taken by Seto.
Girls: And we're happy with it!
Isis: Oh no! My Charizard fainted!
Everyone: *facefaults*
Bakura: I despise Seto! I hate him! Along with Yugi! I'll kill the both of
them!
~They were just driving until a car tire pops. Then they ended up near a
deserted house~
Yugi: Is it. haunted?
~Then a butterfly passes by~
Monoki: AAAHH! *jumps to Bakura's arms*
Bakura: Oh shut up! It's just a stinkin butterfly! *drops Monoki*
Monoki: Ow my butt hurts!
~Then a wolf howls~
Bakura: AAAHH! *jumps to Celestina's arms* What was that?
Seto: Oh I'll tell you when you get off her.
Bakura: Oh yeah? Well I'll go steal your soul!
Seto: Oh you watch out, bucko!
Celestina: Oh no. Not you 2.
Serenity: Join the club.
~So Duke, Tristan, Seto and Yami Bakura just fought and wrestled each
other~
Celestina & Serenity: *sigh* *facefaults*
Malik: Isis! Hurry up!
Isis: Could you just wait? I'm in the process of battling an Onix!
Pegasus: So. why are we here again?
Yugi: I don't know.
Joey: I wanna join the fight! I have to defend my sister! *joins the
battle*
Mai: I hope that house is luxurious.
Amelia: So. Who's knocking?
Jami: I will! *goes to the door*
~Then the door opens by itself~
Weevil: It's a haunted house. And where are the maggots?!
Rex: What's taking Mako so long?
Mai: Maybe he didn't even come.
Yugi: He's just too obsessed with fishing.
Malik: Aren't we going in? *transforms to Yami Marik* That's better! Let's
get in!
Yugi: I have an idea! Everyone with Millenium Items will transform to their
Yami counterparts.
~So everyone with Millenium Items transformed~
Yami: Okay. Yamis will lead the way.
Marik: I think I'm getting it!
Bakura: So we'll all split up?!
Yami: Exactly!
Bakura: Oh please let me be with Celestina!
Yami: Ha ha! No.
Shadi: So let's devise this.
Pegasus: Born leader! Lead the way!
Yami Y: *puts on spectacles and shows a chart*
Millenium Item Holders:
Yugi - Tea, Tristan
Bakura - Duke, Miho, Joey
Monoki - Serenity, Mai
Pegasus - Mia, Jami, Amelia
Shadi - Weevil, Rex
Isis - Malik
Celestina - Seto, Mokuba
Yami: Any questions?
Tristan: *raises hand*
Yami: Hai Tristan?
Tristan: When do we eat?
Everyone: *facefaults*
~So they all split up. Yugi's group decided to go to the Dining Room.
Bakura's group decided to go to the Kitchen. Monoki's group decided to go
to the Living Room. Pegasus' group decided to go to the Master's Bedroom.
Shadi's group decided to go to the Backyard. Isis' group decided to go to
the Vanity Room. Finally, Celestina's group decided to go to the Attic. In
Yugi's group.~
Tristan: It's just nice that we'll go to the Dining Room.
Tea: *notices deer ornament* It creeps me.
Yami: Ssh! I hear something!
~There is maniacal laughter coming from the distance~
Tea & Honda: What was that?!
Yami: Nan?
Ghost: I am the ghost of Christmas Past!
Tristan: Oh are you? Then why is it June?
Ghost: Um.. uh. I am the bloody baron!
Tea: Then why are your robes not bloody?
Ghost: Oh forget it! I am a ghost!
Yami: Yeah. and I'm the King of Games.
Ghost: How come you're not scared?
Yami: You don't have the attributes of a ghost.
Ghost: If you're so brave, why won't you scare me? I dare you!
Everyone: Boo.
Ghost: AAAH!! Man that boos scares me all the time!
Tea: Right. Now get out of our way.
Ghost: Never! I'll never do it! *stretches out hand* My meat! Attack!
Tristan: Oh my gosh, it's floating turkey.
Tea: What a surprise.
Ghost: Okay. *holds up chains* Woooooo!
Yami: Oh puh-leeze! *walks through the ghost* Ra, you suck.
Ghost: Hey wait! I'm going to scare you!
Everyone: Like we care. *ignores the ghost and walks away*
~In Bakura's group.~
Miho: I could smell rotten eggs.
Joey: Maybe that's you.
Miho: Hey!
Duke: Bakura! Anything!?
Bakura: Will you wait? I can't concentrate!
Joey: At least we're in the kitchen! *gets a dish with worms* A deserted
kitchen.
Miho: Ewwww!
Duke: If Weevil were here, he would enjoy it!
Joey: There are bugs everywhere! Why would he never enjoy?!
Bakura: Stop.
Duke: Nan?
Bakura: Halt. Do you hear that?
Everyone: Nan?
Bakura: *sigh*
~Then there are those footsteps from afar~
Miho: Something tells me those aren't the boots I've bought.
Joey: And it's not me stepping on something.
Duke: Or any of my dice rolling.
~Then a butcher's knife is found floating~
Miho: Bakura. What's that?
Bakura: Why?
Joey: Whose head will be cut off first?
Duke: I suggest yours.
Joey: Oh yeah!?
Bakura: Oh it's just a stinkin' knife! *snatches knife* It's still sharp.
Joey: Duh! All knives are sharp!
Bakura: It's different in psycho language.
Duke: Psycho language?
Miho: I don't even wanna learn that!
Bakura: Hmmm. *slices a hotdog*
Joey: Hot dog!
Duke: What's all the commotion?!
Miho: What's with the hotdog?
Bakura: No reason.
~In Monoki's group.~
Mai: Where's the TV here?
Monoki: Somewhere!
Serenity: I found the remote!
Mai: Could you?
Serenity: *turns on TV*
~When the TV turned on, there was a guy that appeared~
TV Guy: Everyone shall die!
Everyone: AAAAHH!!! TURN IT OFF!!!
Serenity: *switches channel*
Everyone: *mouths wide open*
Mai: Another grand episode of Looney Tunes.
Serenity: I thought they cancelled that.
Monoki: I should tell uncle!
Serenity: *switches channel*
TV Guy: We interrupt this program to give you a special report. There has
been a maniac on the loose so. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
Mai: Well, that maniac won't be able to reach us!
~Door busts open and maniacal laughter is heard~
Monoki: Run.
~In Pegasus' group.~
Pegasus: The master's bedroom!
Mia: *gets a book* What could this be?
Jami: Well, it's old.
Amelia: Pegasus! It's an antique comic book of Looney Tunes!
Pegasus: Oh goodie!
Mia: I'm out! *walks away*
Jami: And I'll. I'll go somewhere. *walks away*
Ghost: Run if you can but there is no escape!
Pegasus & Amelia: Shhh!
Ghost: *eye twitches* Not again.
Pegasus: Ooh! That's the part where Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny first met!
Amelia: Yeah! Then Bugs bonked him on the head!
Pegasus: Yeah!
Pegasus & Amelia: *laughs*
Ghost: You people are hard to scare! *goes to the others* Booooooo! I am
the ghost of Christmas Present!
Jami: Presents! When will you give me one?
Ghost: What do you mean?!
Jami: You told me you're the ghost of Christmas Present!
Ghost: Not Christmas Presents! Present! As in present tense! Right now,
ASAP, today!
Jami: Ohhhhh. So where are my presents?
Ghost: *slaps forehead* Aye aye aye. *goes to Yami Mia* Ooooooohh! I am the
Flying Dutchman!
Mia: And I'm the Queen of France.
Ghost: Your majesty. *shakes head* wait a minute! France doesn't have a
queen!
Mia: Exactly!
Ghost: Nan?
Mia: Bow down to me!
Ghost: AAAAAHHH!!! I hate my life. It's just good that I'm dead. *flies
away*
~In Shadi's group.~
Shadi: Hmmm. Don't make any sudden moves mortals.
Rex: *steps on a bone* Whoops.
Shadi: *sigh* This job sucks.
Weevil: Rex! Don't you know what you stepped on?!
Rex: Why? What?
Weevil: It's a part of the Tyrannosaurus Rexus skeleta!
Rex: The what?
Weevil: And I thought you liked dinosaurs! It's a T-Rex bone! *notices the
tree* Ooh! Crickets crawling! I rarely see that! *goes to the tree*
Shadi: Why do I need to get the backyard job?
Rex: When you mean backyard. is it swimming pool, tennis court or any
other?
Shadi: Iie. This is different. It has a creepy graveyard.
~Then a chill of cold wind blew by~
Rex: I see what you mean.
Shadi: Brrrr. wait. I felt something!
Ghost: Oh great. more kids who are not scared of me!
Rex: Yo man! I'm 16! I don't need to be called a kid!
Ghost: Well I'm a 100 years old!
Rex: So you're dead?
Ghost: Duh, simpleton!
Weevil: Who's he?
Rex: Eh some ghost.
Ghost: I knew this would happen! *flies away*
Shadi: So. more exploring?
Weevil: Nah. I've had enough insect hunting. Most of the insects here are
already in my collection.
~Then a ghost insect passed by.~
Weevil: But I'm sure I haven't seen that before!
Shadi: Go ahead! No one's gonna stop you.
Rex: Yeah. And if you ever get scared, we're just in the graveyard looking
for some dinosaur bones.
Shadi: We'll what?!
Rex: Dino bone hunting!
~Will the group survive the house of horror which is really comedy but the
other ghosts don't think so? Find out in the next episode of. PSYCHOTIC
KNIGHTS!!! *headless knights appears* Yikes. I mean NIGHTS!!!~
To be continued.
Ryou_Kaiba: Isn't that wonderful?
Monoki: I feel used.
Bakura: Monkey!
Monoki: HISS!
Ryou: AAAAAAAAHH!!! Horror!!!