~Psychotic Nights: A Bloody Night~
DISCLAIMER: I said this once; I don't want to say it again! But I get paid
on doing it so. I do not own anything Yu-Gi-Oh! And its characters. All but
this fic!
~While the group were all exploring they met a few ghosts.In Isis' group~
Marik: I smell something. *sniffs*
Isis: Yeah. You.
Marik: Hey! Do you not mind!? *sits down and meditates* I hate vanities.
Isis: These mirrors. it's creepy.
Marik: I hate it!
Isis: Ssh! *stares at a mirror*
~In the mirror, behind Isis is a girl that looked like her with blood all
over~
Isis: *covering mouth* Oh my Ra!
Marik: Nani?
~Then the girl disappears~
Marik: Big sister?
Isis: The girl. was I.
Marik: You?
Isis: *nods* Marik! We must go!
Marik: Why should we? *stares at a mirror* I want to stare at myself.
Isis: You're pathetic. *looks at the mirror with Marik*
~Then the mirror showed a hooded figure holding up a scythe covered with
blood~
Marik: A scythe.
Hooded figure: Prepare to die!
Marik: *uses the Millennium Rod and gains control over the figure* Under my
command!
Hooded figure: *freezes* Nani? *forced to break the mirror* IYA!!!
Marik: Break it will you not?
Hooded figure: *breaks mirror*
Marik: Kick butt! Oh yeah! I made someone unlucky!
Isis: You have serious controlling problems.
Hooded figure: REVENGE!!!
Marik: *kicks him on the shin*
Hooded figure: OWWWWW!!!!
Isis: Oh boy.
~In Celestina's group.~
Mokuba: Bloody hell. this attic's ancient!
Seto: It's deserted. *gets some sort of disc and blows away the dust*
*cough, cough* Hmm. I didn't know Duel Disk Systems existed a hundred years
ago.
Celestia: Duh. Kaiba Corp are just copycats!
Seto: Gomenasai but I am the president of Kaiba Corp.
Celestia: And you copy things!
Seto: You're lucky you're a girl. If you weren't a woman, I would pound you
right now.
Mokuba: People! It's not the right time to fight!
Celestia: You're right. Let's end this!
Mokuba: Could you please be back to your other self?
Seto: Hai.
Celestia: Eh fine, fine! *turns back to original*
Mokuba: Celestina! *hugs her*
Seto: Yeah, yeah. *pushes Mokuba away*
Mokuba: Big brother!
Seto: *hugs her* Oh and I'm glad you're here! Your other self bugged me!
Celestina: Don't blame her. She just had some issues with the high priest.
~The same ghost passed by~
Ghost: Oh I swear to God I'll never run to a freeway!
Seto: Why?
Ghost: Well I was crazy and committed suicide.
Mokuba: Maybe you just got drunk. Big brother almost died.
Seto: Oh come on! It was just a duel! I had to do everything just to save
you and there! Yugi ended up saving you!
Mokuba: True. but that wasn't my example.
Celestina: Wait a minute. Seto got drunk?
Mokuba: Bet you right!
Ghost: Heavens to Betsy I'm outta here.
Celestina: Don't leave! We're nice! Right, Seto?
Seto: Mmm. nani?
Ghost: Wait. Are you old enough to drink?
Mokuba: Water, hai.
Ghost: Iie! As in vodka, wine, beer, scotch and other types.
Seto: I tried wine.
Ghost: Tried? But are you a frequent drinker?
Celestina: You've been hiding it from me? Well, why didn't you say so? I
have the money!
Seto: I do too! I wasn't called the president for nothing!
Ghost: George Bush?
Mokuba: Iie! My big brother's the president of Kaiba Corp and he's only 18!
Seto: Oh great.
Ghost: Oh! So you're the one who invented those big Swatch thingies?
Celestina: Duel Disk Systems?
Ghost: Exactly!
Voice: Who dares to interrupt me?!
Mokuba: *points to the ghost* He will!
Voice: *transforms to Seto only bloody*
Mokuba: Big brother needs help!
Seto: I'm right here, Mokuba and I don't need help.
Celestina: Besides, it's just an illusion.
Bloody Seto: Or am I? Mokuba! Who'll you believe?
Mokuba: Well, um, uh.
Celestina: If you're the real Seto, what's your cell phone number?
Bloody Seto: Oh that's easy! 0917- 738652.
Celestina: Correct but the real Seto would forget his own cell number just
to memorize mine!
Bloody Seto: Okay. *dances ballet* Nutcracker Suite!
Mokuba: Glad that wasn't the real Seto Kaiba!
Seto: Yeah.. You would be embarrassed.
Mokuba: That's my real big brother all right!
Celestina: Let's go to the others!
~After ending the adventure, they decided to meet in one place. the
library!~
Bakura: Check this out! *plays a tune on the piano which is the death tune*
Marik: How talented! I can do better! *improves the tune*
Mai: *reading a book* Is this what old people read?
Pegasus: I think it's brilliant! *reads the comic*
Amelia: *pulls out a newspaper* The Times, since 1903.
Mia: *lying down on the couch* Being queen of France is hard work!
Jami: *goes to the piano* Whatcha doin'?
Bakura: Uh. making some tunes.
Marik: Death tunes.
Isis: *playing the Game Boy* My agenda is capture a Lugia!
Shadi: How many bones did we get?
Rex: Uh. About 10.
Weevil: 10? I had only 3 insects!
Shadi: Oh why do I even bother?
Serenity: Big brother! Tristan and Duke are fighting again!
Joey: It's natural! Get used to it.
Miho: I need a shower!
Mai: I'm with you!
Tea: Me, too!
Yami: Girls will take a bath first. Us men will plan things out!
Celestina: Sounds good! *goes with the girls*
Serenity: It's the only way to be safe!
~So the girls went to the bathroom, problem is.~
Mai: Uh. guys. Where IS the bathroom?
Duke: I can go!
Tristan: And hog up Serenity?! I don't think so!
Seto: Maybe I should go.
Bakura: You can't fool me! You'll be with Celestina!
Mai: Never mind! We'll find it on our own!
~A few moments later, the men are making a "treaty"~
Yami: So 2 Yamis will stay here and guard. The library is the closest to
the door. I'll volunteer!
Bakura: I was thinking of me but I changed my mind!
Marik: I can do it!
Seto: How's Bakura instead? Hmm?
Bakura: We can read each other's minds!
Pegasus: And I can read yours!
Shadi: This could be dangerous. I'll just be the guard.
Seto: I can settle with that.
Duke That's great!
Tristan: Fine with me!
Yami: Now it's settled. And no fighting!
Seto, Duke, Honda & Bakura: Hai.
~That night.~
Bakura: *getting a glass of milk* Hmmm.*sips it and spits* Yuck! Year old
milk! Might as well stick with water. Well I changed my mind. I'm not that
thirsty anyway. *goes back up*
Yami: Room assignments, still with the group. Since Shadi and I will guard,
Jami will guard Tea and Tristan and Amelia will guard Weevil & Rex.
Seto: Hai!
Bakura: Darn it!
Yami: To make it even, Bakura will go with Isis and Malik.
Pegasus: That's not even! Then we're going to be 2 only!
Yami: Let's change that! By 4s!
1st Room - Bakura, Seto, Celestina, Mokuba,
2nd Room - Pegasus, Duke, Mia, Tristan,
3rd Room - Serenity, Mai, Monoki, Amelia,
4th Room - Isis, Malik, Weevil, Rex,
5th Room - Tea, Miho, Joey, Jami,
Yami: That settles it! Oyasumi Nasai everyone!
~Shadi and Yami Yugi went downstairs while the others prepare to sleep. In
the 1st Room.~
Mokuba: Yippee! We're sharing!
Bakura & Seto: *glares at each other* Yeah.
Celestina: Aw. it's not all bad! Let's just forget about it and sleep!
Mokuba: No more fighting! The world's at war already!
Celestina: *kisses both Seto and Bakura on the cheek*
Mokuba: Good night kissies! That would make them quiet for a while!
Celestina: Night! And don't fight!
Seto: Oyasumi Nasai, Celestina!
Bakura: Same with me!
Celestina: De ja vu! First Yami, then Duke then Yami Bakura.
Mokuba: What can I say? They're just jealous of my big brother! He's a
smooth operator!
Celestina: Ah hahaha.. *groans* Oyasumi Nasai.
~In the 2nd Room.~
Pegasus: *combing hair* Comb comb comb! But I envy you 2. You get to have
short hair!
Tristan & Duke: *glares at each other* Right.
Mia: Why was I even supposed to be here?
Pegasus: We'll just sleep. Right, guys?
Tristan & Duke: *still glares*
Mia: That's deaf entertainment.
Pegasus: More of a silent movie.
Mia: Glad Serenity wasn't here.
Pegasus: If she were here, there would be a riot.
Mia: Hai. Well, oyasumi nasai!
~In the 3rd Room~
Mai: All girls! Right on!
Serenity: And safe too.
Monoki: Bakura hates me!
Amelia: Oh cheer up. His dark side's a cranky one.
Mai: I'm sooo comfortable, I don't wanna sleep! But I can get eye bags so
maybe I will sleep.
Oyasumi nasai! *sleeps*
Serenity: Me, too. Oyasumi Nasai! *sleeps*
Monoki: I'm not in the mood for sleeping.
Amelia: I can stay up like a hawk and an owl!
Monoki: Go to sleep. go to sleep.
Amelia: Losing energy! *sleeps*
Monoki: *sigh* *sleeps*
~In the 4th Room~
Isis: *combing hair*
Weevil: How silky your hair is. Does it get any lice?
Isis: *raises an eyebrow*
Weevil: Gomen. Don't know what has gotten in to me.
Rex: Hey I only get dandruff! No lice can enter my hair!
Malik: Absolute no creepy crawlies in my hair. Big sister combs it
everytime.
Weevil: Hey that's not fair at all! I'm the only one with really short
hair!
Isis: Don't you boys think it's way past your bedtime?
Rex: Rex Raptor has no bedtime!
Weevil: *yawn* I'll just bug hunt in my dream.
Malik: Trust my sister! She's the eldest!
Rex: Eh fine! *sleeps*
~In the final room.~
Miho: I can't wait to get out of here!
Joey: Yeah. But this place doesn't give me the creeps!
Miho: What about the knife part?
Joey: That was Bakura!
Tea: Are you worried of someone?
Joey: Yeah, my sister.
Jami: And my brother! He might be fighting with Seto right now!
Joey: And she must be tug-of-warred by Tristan & Duke.
Tea & Miho: How desperate.
Miho: I wanna sleep so I can get outta here! Oyasumi Nasai!
~Everyone slept and slept until they woke up and droved back home. ~
Moral Lesson: Always flush the toilet
~Tune in next time for another episode of Psychotic Nights! Where we copy
the TV shows Punk'd and maybe a bit of Scooby-Doo. ~
Ryou: I flush the toilet everytime!
Ryou_Kaiba: I'm glad someone supports my lessons!
Yami: They're stupid!
Seto: You expect citizens to follow that?
Ryou_Kaiba: Well. uh.
DISCLAIMER: I said this once; I don't want to say it again! But I get paid
on doing it so. I do not own anything Yu-Gi-Oh! And its characters. All but
this fic!
~While the group were all exploring they met a few ghosts.In Isis' group~
Marik: I smell something. *sniffs*
Isis: Yeah. You.
Marik: Hey! Do you not mind!? *sits down and meditates* I hate vanities.
Isis: These mirrors. it's creepy.
Marik: I hate it!
Isis: Ssh! *stares at a mirror*
~In the mirror, behind Isis is a girl that looked like her with blood all
over~
Isis: *covering mouth* Oh my Ra!
Marik: Nani?
~Then the girl disappears~
Marik: Big sister?
Isis: The girl. was I.
Marik: You?
Isis: *nods* Marik! We must go!
Marik: Why should we? *stares at a mirror* I want to stare at myself.
Isis: You're pathetic. *looks at the mirror with Marik*
~Then the mirror showed a hooded figure holding up a scythe covered with
blood~
Marik: A scythe.
Hooded figure: Prepare to die!
Marik: *uses the Millennium Rod and gains control over the figure* Under my
command!
Hooded figure: *freezes* Nani? *forced to break the mirror* IYA!!!
Marik: Break it will you not?
Hooded figure: *breaks mirror*
Marik: Kick butt! Oh yeah! I made someone unlucky!
Isis: You have serious controlling problems.
Hooded figure: REVENGE!!!
Marik: *kicks him on the shin*
Hooded figure: OWWWWW!!!!
Isis: Oh boy.
~In Celestina's group.~
Mokuba: Bloody hell. this attic's ancient!
Seto: It's deserted. *gets some sort of disc and blows away the dust*
*cough, cough* Hmm. I didn't know Duel Disk Systems existed a hundred years
ago.
Celestia: Duh. Kaiba Corp are just copycats!
Seto: Gomenasai but I am the president of Kaiba Corp.
Celestia: And you copy things!
Seto: You're lucky you're a girl. If you weren't a woman, I would pound you
right now.
Mokuba: People! It's not the right time to fight!
Celestia: You're right. Let's end this!
Mokuba: Could you please be back to your other self?
Seto: Hai.
Celestia: Eh fine, fine! *turns back to original*
Mokuba: Celestina! *hugs her*
Seto: Yeah, yeah. *pushes Mokuba away*
Mokuba: Big brother!
Seto: *hugs her* Oh and I'm glad you're here! Your other self bugged me!
Celestina: Don't blame her. She just had some issues with the high priest.
~The same ghost passed by~
Ghost: Oh I swear to God I'll never run to a freeway!
Seto: Why?
Ghost: Well I was crazy and committed suicide.
Mokuba: Maybe you just got drunk. Big brother almost died.
Seto: Oh come on! It was just a duel! I had to do everything just to save
you and there! Yugi ended up saving you!
Mokuba: True. but that wasn't my example.
Celestina: Wait a minute. Seto got drunk?
Mokuba: Bet you right!
Ghost: Heavens to Betsy I'm outta here.
Celestina: Don't leave! We're nice! Right, Seto?
Seto: Mmm. nani?
Ghost: Wait. Are you old enough to drink?
Mokuba: Water, hai.
Ghost: Iie! As in vodka, wine, beer, scotch and other types.
Seto: I tried wine.
Ghost: Tried? But are you a frequent drinker?
Celestina: You've been hiding it from me? Well, why didn't you say so? I
have the money!
Seto: I do too! I wasn't called the president for nothing!
Ghost: George Bush?
Mokuba: Iie! My big brother's the president of Kaiba Corp and he's only 18!
Seto: Oh great.
Ghost: Oh! So you're the one who invented those big Swatch thingies?
Celestina: Duel Disk Systems?
Ghost: Exactly!
Voice: Who dares to interrupt me?!
Mokuba: *points to the ghost* He will!
Voice: *transforms to Seto only bloody*
Mokuba: Big brother needs help!
Seto: I'm right here, Mokuba and I don't need help.
Celestina: Besides, it's just an illusion.
Bloody Seto: Or am I? Mokuba! Who'll you believe?
Mokuba: Well, um, uh.
Celestina: If you're the real Seto, what's your cell phone number?
Bloody Seto: Oh that's easy! 0917- 738652.
Celestina: Correct but the real Seto would forget his own cell number just
to memorize mine!
Bloody Seto: Okay. *dances ballet* Nutcracker Suite!
Mokuba: Glad that wasn't the real Seto Kaiba!
Seto: Yeah.. You would be embarrassed.
Mokuba: That's my real big brother all right!
Celestina: Let's go to the others!
~After ending the adventure, they decided to meet in one place. the
library!~
Bakura: Check this out! *plays a tune on the piano which is the death tune*
Marik: How talented! I can do better! *improves the tune*
Mai: *reading a book* Is this what old people read?
Pegasus: I think it's brilliant! *reads the comic*
Amelia: *pulls out a newspaper* The Times, since 1903.
Mia: *lying down on the couch* Being queen of France is hard work!
Jami: *goes to the piano* Whatcha doin'?
Bakura: Uh. making some tunes.
Marik: Death tunes.
Isis: *playing the Game Boy* My agenda is capture a Lugia!
Shadi: How many bones did we get?
Rex: Uh. About 10.
Weevil: 10? I had only 3 insects!
Shadi: Oh why do I even bother?
Serenity: Big brother! Tristan and Duke are fighting again!
Joey: It's natural! Get used to it.
Miho: I need a shower!
Mai: I'm with you!
Tea: Me, too!
Yami: Girls will take a bath first. Us men will plan things out!
Celestina: Sounds good! *goes with the girls*
Serenity: It's the only way to be safe!
~So the girls went to the bathroom, problem is.~
Mai: Uh. guys. Where IS the bathroom?
Duke: I can go!
Tristan: And hog up Serenity?! I don't think so!
Seto: Maybe I should go.
Bakura: You can't fool me! You'll be with Celestina!
Mai: Never mind! We'll find it on our own!
~A few moments later, the men are making a "treaty"~
Yami: So 2 Yamis will stay here and guard. The library is the closest to
the door. I'll volunteer!
Bakura: I was thinking of me but I changed my mind!
Marik: I can do it!
Seto: How's Bakura instead? Hmm?
Bakura: We can read each other's minds!
Pegasus: And I can read yours!
Shadi: This could be dangerous. I'll just be the guard.
Seto: I can settle with that.
Duke That's great!
Tristan: Fine with me!
Yami: Now it's settled. And no fighting!
Seto, Duke, Honda & Bakura: Hai.
~That night.~
Bakura: *getting a glass of milk* Hmmm.*sips it and spits* Yuck! Year old
milk! Might as well stick with water. Well I changed my mind. I'm not that
thirsty anyway. *goes back up*
Yami: Room assignments, still with the group. Since Shadi and I will guard,
Jami will guard Tea and Tristan and Amelia will guard Weevil & Rex.
Seto: Hai!
Bakura: Darn it!
Yami: To make it even, Bakura will go with Isis and Malik.
Pegasus: That's not even! Then we're going to be 2 only!
Yami: Let's change that! By 4s!
1st Room - Bakura, Seto, Celestina, Mokuba,
2nd Room - Pegasus, Duke, Mia, Tristan,
3rd Room - Serenity, Mai, Monoki, Amelia,
4th Room - Isis, Malik, Weevil, Rex,
5th Room - Tea, Miho, Joey, Jami,
Yami: That settles it! Oyasumi Nasai everyone!
~Shadi and Yami Yugi went downstairs while the others prepare to sleep. In
the 1st Room.~
Mokuba: Yippee! We're sharing!
Bakura & Seto: *glares at each other* Yeah.
Celestina: Aw. it's not all bad! Let's just forget about it and sleep!
Mokuba: No more fighting! The world's at war already!
Celestina: *kisses both Seto and Bakura on the cheek*
Mokuba: Good night kissies! That would make them quiet for a while!
Celestina: Night! And don't fight!
Seto: Oyasumi Nasai, Celestina!
Bakura: Same with me!
Celestina: De ja vu! First Yami, then Duke then Yami Bakura.
Mokuba: What can I say? They're just jealous of my big brother! He's a
smooth operator!
Celestina: Ah hahaha.. *groans* Oyasumi Nasai.
~In the 2nd Room.~
Pegasus: *combing hair* Comb comb comb! But I envy you 2. You get to have
short hair!
Tristan & Duke: *glares at each other* Right.
Mia: Why was I even supposed to be here?
Pegasus: We'll just sleep. Right, guys?
Tristan & Duke: *still glares*
Mia: That's deaf entertainment.
Pegasus: More of a silent movie.
Mia: Glad Serenity wasn't here.
Pegasus: If she were here, there would be a riot.
Mia: Hai. Well, oyasumi nasai!
~In the 3rd Room~
Mai: All girls! Right on!
Serenity: And safe too.
Monoki: Bakura hates me!
Amelia: Oh cheer up. His dark side's a cranky one.
Mai: I'm sooo comfortable, I don't wanna sleep! But I can get eye bags so
maybe I will sleep.
Oyasumi nasai! *sleeps*
Serenity: Me, too. Oyasumi Nasai! *sleeps*
Monoki: I'm not in the mood for sleeping.
Amelia: I can stay up like a hawk and an owl!
Monoki: Go to sleep. go to sleep.
Amelia: Losing energy! *sleeps*
Monoki: *sigh* *sleeps*
~In the 4th Room~
Isis: *combing hair*
Weevil: How silky your hair is. Does it get any lice?
Isis: *raises an eyebrow*
Weevil: Gomen. Don't know what has gotten in to me.
Rex: Hey I only get dandruff! No lice can enter my hair!
Malik: Absolute no creepy crawlies in my hair. Big sister combs it
everytime.
Weevil: Hey that's not fair at all! I'm the only one with really short
hair!
Isis: Don't you boys think it's way past your bedtime?
Rex: Rex Raptor has no bedtime!
Weevil: *yawn* I'll just bug hunt in my dream.
Malik: Trust my sister! She's the eldest!
Rex: Eh fine! *sleeps*
~In the final room.~
Miho: I can't wait to get out of here!
Joey: Yeah. But this place doesn't give me the creeps!
Miho: What about the knife part?
Joey: That was Bakura!
Tea: Are you worried of someone?
Joey: Yeah, my sister.
Jami: And my brother! He might be fighting with Seto right now!
Joey: And she must be tug-of-warred by Tristan & Duke.
Tea & Miho: How desperate.
Miho: I wanna sleep so I can get outta here! Oyasumi Nasai!
~Everyone slept and slept until they woke up and droved back home. ~
Moral Lesson: Always flush the toilet
~Tune in next time for another episode of Psychotic Nights! Where we copy
the TV shows Punk'd and maybe a bit of Scooby-Doo. ~
Ryou: I flush the toilet everytime!
Ryou_Kaiba: I'm glad someone supports my lessons!
Yami: They're stupid!
Seto: You expect citizens to follow that?
Ryou_Kaiba: Well. uh.