~Psychotic Nights: Curiosity Kills the Idiot~
DISCLAIMER: Uh. I only own this fic.
Ryou_Kaiba: Joey! Where's my coffee?
Joey: Why do you need it?
~Young curious Joey is so curious about many things. He asks a lot of questions and end even asks his own self or the air and always waits for a response. On a Christmas day.~
Joey: Presents! And I ask you. what are presents for anyway?
Seto: Gee. ask yourself baka! *putting up mistletoe*
Joey: Why do people hang up sprigs of mistletoes? And what's with the word "sprig" anyway?
Yugi: You see, Joey. They hang up mistletoes so they could uh. kiss someone.
Joey: Even gays?
Tristan: When will you ever learn?
Joey: I'm afraid I ask the questions here! I am the curious one! Besides, why am I curious anyway?
Yugi: Uhh. Because you are? *hands out Seto a box of Christmas decors*
Seto: Besides asking questions, why won't you help decorate the house?
Joey: There's another thing! Why do people even decorate?
Tristan: Because it's Christmas! It's the season of giving!
Joey: Does that answer my question!?
Seto: *slaps forehead* Oh brother. *walks to a room carrying the Christmas decors*
Tristan: Cranky.
Ryou: Hey ya guys!
Yugi: Konnichiwa Ryou!
Joey: Ryou, why's your hair white?
Ryou: It's natural. Why do you ask?
Joey: I'm just curious. That's all.
Ryou: Where are the girls by the way?
Yugi: Christmas shopping.
Ryou: With Monoki?
Yugi: Nah. Monoki went to her hometown to celebrate a tradition.
Ryou: Phew!
Tristan: And Duke won't be coming so I have Serenity all for my own!
Yugi: Oh Serenity won't come also because there's another Christmas party she'll be attending to.
Seto: I just called Celestina; she said that they would arrive in about an hour.
Joey: An hour? Why?
Seto: I'm not going to even answer that! Ryou, help me decorate the Christmas tree!
Ryou: Hai!
Yugi: Tristan and I will bake some cookies!
Joey: How can I help in this Christmas day?
Yugi: You could just mingle around and stuff.
Tristan: Yugi, we don't have a cookie cutter.
Yugi: Oh right. Joey, could you run on an errand for me. Could you buy a cookie cutter down at the bakery?
Joey: Hai! Uh. how can I get there?
Yugi: Right. Seto! Could you drive Joey to the bakery?
Seto: Why should I?
Tristan: Celestina likes cookies!
Seto: Fine, hop in. *gets keys*
~So the car started and they drove to the bakery~
Joey: Seto, why do they put road signs up?
Seto: Warnings. Don't bug me.
Joey: *passes by a speed limit sign* Speed Limit 10 kilometers per hour.
Seto: Here we are at the bakery. You watch the car. I'll go buy it. AND DON'T START IT!
Joey: Hai, Seto.
~While Seto was buying the cookie cutter, Joey was just waddling around Seto's car~
Joey: I'm bored. *turns on radio* Music good.
~While Simple Plan was being played, Joey was noticing the key~
Joey: Ooooh. what does this thingy do?
Seto: Don't even touch that! *gets back in the car*
Joey: Why do you need cookies for Christmas?
Seto: Go to Santa Claus.
Joey: Now there's a theory! Santa! Is he real or not?
Seto: I'm not the right person to talk to right now.
Joey: Then who?
Seto: I don't know. Yourself, maybe?
Joey: That might be crazy enough to work! Hey myself! Where can you find Santa?
Seto: *sigh*
~At home.~
Yugi: Tristan! Is the dough ready?
Tristan: Wait! I'm still adding vanilla!
Yugi: Tristan, I don't think you're supposed to-
~Then BOOM! There was dough everywhere~
Tristan: I forgot. We were going to make cookies. Not soufflé!
Ryou: Hey guys, what was that booming sound?
Tristan: Soufflé. Even though it's not supposed to be soufflé.
Ryou: Okay! Uh. can you judge my Christmas tree decorations?
Yugi: Sure, Ryou. *goes outside*
~The tree was covered with pretty lights, multi-colour balls, red and green tinsel, gingerbread men and a Christmas fairy on the top~
Tristan: Wow. wait until Seto comes in.
Yugi: I didn't know you had a talent for decorating, Ryou.
Ryou: I'm so full of mysteries, aren't I?
~Then the doorbell rang~
Seto: *hanging Joey by the collar* Hurry up, this boy's going way beyond curious.
Joey: And blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Tristan: Hmm. you're right.
Yugi: Where's the cookie cutter?
Seto: Oh right. *hands over the cookie cutter*
Yugi: Ryou, can you bake?
Ryou: *shakes head*
Yugi: Guess I'll have to do it on my own. *goes back to kitchen*
Seto: *looks at Christmas tree* Who did this?
Ryou: I did! You like?
Seto: Good enough.
Tristan: Good enough? Seto, it's art!
Seto: I've seen better Christmas trees.
Tristan: Yeah. Like in New York.
Ryou: You don't like my work? *cries*
Joey: Why's Bakura crying?
Tristan: Seto broke his heart.
Joey: They were liking each other?!
Seto: Hell no! I just broke his creative spirit!
Joey: What's a creative spirit? What's it for?
Seto: *sigh* *goes to a room*
Joey: Why do you need to be so solitaire?! Seto! Answer!
Tristan: Joey, how many questions did you just ask him?
Joey: About a hundred.
Tristan: *mouth wide open*
~About 30 minutes later.~
Yugi: Somebody help with the door!
Ryou: *opens door for Yugi*
Yugi: Arigato, Ryou! You know guys; let's have a deal. In order to keep the Christmas spirit and no more fighting. We won't use Millenium Items.
Ryou: That's good!
Joey: But Yugi, why?
Yugi: Why are you asking when you don't have a Mllenium Item?
Joey: I'm just curious.
Ryou: I thought so. *removes Millenium Ring and hands it to Yugi*
Yugi: Now, a place to hide these. *goes to the kitchen and hides the Millenium Items in a drawer* There.
Seto: Did I miss anything?
Tristan: Yugi hid the Millenium Items.
Seto: He did? *turns back* Yes!
~Then half an hour later.~
Seto: *sitting like a couch potato* I've been sitting here for minutes! Where are the ladies?!
Ryou: 5.4.3.2.1.
~The doorbell rang~
Yugi: How'd you know?
Ryou: I simply.
Jounouchi: *with Ryou going "blah, bah, blah" in the background* ("He's such a mystery. I'm so curious. I should ask a lot of questions once he stops. what's going to be for breakfast? I wonder.")
Ryou: Then there.
Tristan: Great.
Seto: *answers the door*
Mai: Konbanwa! We kept you waiting?!
Seto: Hai! *gets Celestina* Come on!
Yugi: Oh and may I remind you there will be no Millenium Items in this party. If you're against this rule you will never know what could happen.
Isis: *removes Millenium Necklace and hands it to Yugi*
Malik: Will I still get it back?
Yugi: Oh come on Malik! Just for this Christmas!
Malik: Fine. *hands over Millenium Rod*
Tea: What about Celestina?
Honda: You wouldn't wanna disturb him.
Tea: Him?
Honda: Ahem.
Tea: Oh that him!
Mai: Nani?
Tea: *whispers to Mai*
Mai: Oh.
Isis: I don't need to know.
~Later.~
Ryou: I just don't know why Seto and Celestina is hogging up the mistletoe.
Tea: They're the only couple right now.
Tristan: No one could stop them. Well, maybe except Yami Bakura. And destiny.
Joey: And how come I never had a line ever since the girls came in?!
~After Seto & Celestina made some "smoochies", they decided to go to the bedroom~
Tristan: There they go.
Yugi: You can expect anything!
Joey: Maybe I should go in!
Everyone: Joey, don't!
Joey: What is it?!
Yugi: Well. you wouldn't wanna know.
Tea: It's uh. something.
Ryou: Exploring in it would be a crime!
Isis: Not exactly that!
Mai: Hai, it's a crime. But you don't get to jail.
Joey: See? *goes to the room*
~In a nasty surprise, Seto & Celestina saw him and well. pounded him. Joe is sooo curious!~
Moral Lesson: Curiosity Kills the Dog. And that dog is Jou!
~Tune in next time for another adventure episode of Psychotic Nights. Nighty night! Even though you're not asleep yet~
Ryou_Kaiba: I should add some wrestlers next time!
Everyone: No way!
Ryou_Kaiba: Come on! You afraid?
Everyone: *grabs the terrorizing director*
Ryou_Kaiba: What are you doing? Oh please don't piledrive me! I'll be good!
DISCLAIMER: Uh. I only own this fic.
Ryou_Kaiba: Joey! Where's my coffee?
Joey: Why do you need it?
~Young curious Joey is so curious about many things. He asks a lot of questions and end even asks his own self or the air and always waits for a response. On a Christmas day.~
Joey: Presents! And I ask you. what are presents for anyway?
Seto: Gee. ask yourself baka! *putting up mistletoe*
Joey: Why do people hang up sprigs of mistletoes? And what's with the word "sprig" anyway?
Yugi: You see, Joey. They hang up mistletoes so they could uh. kiss someone.
Joey: Even gays?
Tristan: When will you ever learn?
Joey: I'm afraid I ask the questions here! I am the curious one! Besides, why am I curious anyway?
Yugi: Uhh. Because you are? *hands out Seto a box of Christmas decors*
Seto: Besides asking questions, why won't you help decorate the house?
Joey: There's another thing! Why do people even decorate?
Tristan: Because it's Christmas! It's the season of giving!
Joey: Does that answer my question!?
Seto: *slaps forehead* Oh brother. *walks to a room carrying the Christmas decors*
Tristan: Cranky.
Ryou: Hey ya guys!
Yugi: Konnichiwa Ryou!
Joey: Ryou, why's your hair white?
Ryou: It's natural. Why do you ask?
Joey: I'm just curious. That's all.
Ryou: Where are the girls by the way?
Yugi: Christmas shopping.
Ryou: With Monoki?
Yugi: Nah. Monoki went to her hometown to celebrate a tradition.
Ryou: Phew!
Tristan: And Duke won't be coming so I have Serenity all for my own!
Yugi: Oh Serenity won't come also because there's another Christmas party she'll be attending to.
Seto: I just called Celestina; she said that they would arrive in about an hour.
Joey: An hour? Why?
Seto: I'm not going to even answer that! Ryou, help me decorate the Christmas tree!
Ryou: Hai!
Yugi: Tristan and I will bake some cookies!
Joey: How can I help in this Christmas day?
Yugi: You could just mingle around and stuff.
Tristan: Yugi, we don't have a cookie cutter.
Yugi: Oh right. Joey, could you run on an errand for me. Could you buy a cookie cutter down at the bakery?
Joey: Hai! Uh. how can I get there?
Yugi: Right. Seto! Could you drive Joey to the bakery?
Seto: Why should I?
Tristan: Celestina likes cookies!
Seto: Fine, hop in. *gets keys*
~So the car started and they drove to the bakery~
Joey: Seto, why do they put road signs up?
Seto: Warnings. Don't bug me.
Joey: *passes by a speed limit sign* Speed Limit 10 kilometers per hour.
Seto: Here we are at the bakery. You watch the car. I'll go buy it. AND DON'T START IT!
Joey: Hai, Seto.
~While Seto was buying the cookie cutter, Joey was just waddling around Seto's car~
Joey: I'm bored. *turns on radio* Music good.
~While Simple Plan was being played, Joey was noticing the key~
Joey: Ooooh. what does this thingy do?
Seto: Don't even touch that! *gets back in the car*
Joey: Why do you need cookies for Christmas?
Seto: Go to Santa Claus.
Joey: Now there's a theory! Santa! Is he real or not?
Seto: I'm not the right person to talk to right now.
Joey: Then who?
Seto: I don't know. Yourself, maybe?
Joey: That might be crazy enough to work! Hey myself! Where can you find Santa?
Seto: *sigh*
~At home.~
Yugi: Tristan! Is the dough ready?
Tristan: Wait! I'm still adding vanilla!
Yugi: Tristan, I don't think you're supposed to-
~Then BOOM! There was dough everywhere~
Tristan: I forgot. We were going to make cookies. Not soufflé!
Ryou: Hey guys, what was that booming sound?
Tristan: Soufflé. Even though it's not supposed to be soufflé.
Ryou: Okay! Uh. can you judge my Christmas tree decorations?
Yugi: Sure, Ryou. *goes outside*
~The tree was covered with pretty lights, multi-colour balls, red and green tinsel, gingerbread men and a Christmas fairy on the top~
Tristan: Wow. wait until Seto comes in.
Yugi: I didn't know you had a talent for decorating, Ryou.
Ryou: I'm so full of mysteries, aren't I?
~Then the doorbell rang~
Seto: *hanging Joey by the collar* Hurry up, this boy's going way beyond curious.
Joey: And blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Tristan: Hmm. you're right.
Yugi: Where's the cookie cutter?
Seto: Oh right. *hands over the cookie cutter*
Yugi: Ryou, can you bake?
Ryou: *shakes head*
Yugi: Guess I'll have to do it on my own. *goes back to kitchen*
Seto: *looks at Christmas tree* Who did this?
Ryou: I did! You like?
Seto: Good enough.
Tristan: Good enough? Seto, it's art!
Seto: I've seen better Christmas trees.
Tristan: Yeah. Like in New York.
Ryou: You don't like my work? *cries*
Joey: Why's Bakura crying?
Tristan: Seto broke his heart.
Joey: They were liking each other?!
Seto: Hell no! I just broke his creative spirit!
Joey: What's a creative spirit? What's it for?
Seto: *sigh* *goes to a room*
Joey: Why do you need to be so solitaire?! Seto! Answer!
Tristan: Joey, how many questions did you just ask him?
Joey: About a hundred.
Tristan: *mouth wide open*
~About 30 minutes later.~
Yugi: Somebody help with the door!
Ryou: *opens door for Yugi*
Yugi: Arigato, Ryou! You know guys; let's have a deal. In order to keep the Christmas spirit and no more fighting. We won't use Millenium Items.
Ryou: That's good!
Joey: But Yugi, why?
Yugi: Why are you asking when you don't have a Mllenium Item?
Joey: I'm just curious.
Ryou: I thought so. *removes Millenium Ring and hands it to Yugi*
Yugi: Now, a place to hide these. *goes to the kitchen and hides the Millenium Items in a drawer* There.
Seto: Did I miss anything?
Tristan: Yugi hid the Millenium Items.
Seto: He did? *turns back* Yes!
~Then half an hour later.~
Seto: *sitting like a couch potato* I've been sitting here for minutes! Where are the ladies?!
Ryou: 5.4.3.2.1.
~The doorbell rang~
Yugi: How'd you know?
Ryou: I simply.
Jounouchi: *with Ryou going "blah, bah, blah" in the background* ("He's such a mystery. I'm so curious. I should ask a lot of questions once he stops. what's going to be for breakfast? I wonder.")
Ryou: Then there.
Tristan: Great.
Seto: *answers the door*
Mai: Konbanwa! We kept you waiting?!
Seto: Hai! *gets Celestina* Come on!
Yugi: Oh and may I remind you there will be no Millenium Items in this party. If you're against this rule you will never know what could happen.
Isis: *removes Millenium Necklace and hands it to Yugi*
Malik: Will I still get it back?
Yugi: Oh come on Malik! Just for this Christmas!
Malik: Fine. *hands over Millenium Rod*
Tea: What about Celestina?
Honda: You wouldn't wanna disturb him.
Tea: Him?
Honda: Ahem.
Tea: Oh that him!
Mai: Nani?
Tea: *whispers to Mai*
Mai: Oh.
Isis: I don't need to know.
~Later.~
Ryou: I just don't know why Seto and Celestina is hogging up the mistletoe.
Tea: They're the only couple right now.
Tristan: No one could stop them. Well, maybe except Yami Bakura. And destiny.
Joey: And how come I never had a line ever since the girls came in?!
~After Seto & Celestina made some "smoochies", they decided to go to the bedroom~
Tristan: There they go.
Yugi: You can expect anything!
Joey: Maybe I should go in!
Everyone: Joey, don't!
Joey: What is it?!
Yugi: Well. you wouldn't wanna know.
Tea: It's uh. something.
Ryou: Exploring in it would be a crime!
Isis: Not exactly that!
Mai: Hai, it's a crime. But you don't get to jail.
Joey: See? *goes to the room*
~In a nasty surprise, Seto & Celestina saw him and well. pounded him. Joe is sooo curious!~
Moral Lesson: Curiosity Kills the Dog. And that dog is Jou!
~Tune in next time for another adventure episode of Psychotic Nights. Nighty night! Even though you're not asleep yet~
Ryou_Kaiba: I should add some wrestlers next time!
Everyone: No way!
Ryou_Kaiba: Come on! You afraid?
Everyone: *grabs the terrorizing director*
Ryou_Kaiba: What are you doing? Oh please don't piledrive me! I'll be good!