~Psychotic Nights: Life as a Duel Monster~
DISCLAIMER: I own this ficcie! No one can deny! This is my song! I only
never lie! *tap dances*
~The gang was just walking downtown when they stumbled upon a mad genius~
Mad Genius: What brings youth like you here?
Yugi: Technically, we're just walking.
Mad Genius: I see. and who are you all?
Tea: I am Tea Gardner, the blonde is Joey Wheeler, the boy with brown hair
is Tristan Taylor, the boy with wavy coats is Seto Kaiba, the boy with a
freakish laugh is Malik Ishtar, the girl with a pretty smile is Isis
Ishtar, the boy with a Texan accent is Ryou Bakura and the boy you talked
to awhile ago was Yugi Motou.
Mad Genius: Aah. So you're the King of Games? Why you look so puny for a
king!
Joey: It's just his other self, right Yugi?
Yugi: Hai!
Seto: What do you want anyway?
Mad Genius: Well I don't know that Duel Monsters game.
Everyone: *animefall*
Joey: You went through us just to say a puny "I don't know what Duel
Monsters is" line?
Isis: It's not entirely his fault.
Malik: I say we kill him!
Yugi: Iya! Maybe he's on to something!
Tristan: But he doesn't know Duel Monsters, Yugi.
Joey: You mean like you?
Mad Genius: You see. I'm looking for something to test my experiment.
Bakura: An experiment?
Isis: Then why are you asking the good guys when you're a mad genius?
Mad Genius: But how did you-
Isis: Prediction.
Mad Genius: What a great force field!
Malik: Force field? It's just her Millennium Necklace that's all.
Yugi: Every Millennium Item has a special power. And a spirit.
Mad Genius: Then I must test it on you!
Yugi: Nan?
Mad Genius: *pushes a remote button*
~Then everything was a mix. That moment, in a duel.~
Joey: What the?
Flame Swordsman: I'll play Joey Wheeler in defense position!
Joey: Flame. Flame Swordsman? Me? In defense?
Petit Angel: I'll play Tea Gardner in attack position!
Joey: Tea? Being controlled by Petit Angel?
Tea: Joey!
Petit Angel: I'll use Tea's special attack! Friendship speech!
Tea: Oh right! Friends are.
Joey: No not that! *covers ears*
Flame Swordsman: Iie! Joey will get bored of Tea's speeches! No wonder he
never wins!
Joey: Hey! I'll show you!
Petit Angel: Finishing touch! Seto Kaiba!
Seto: Nan?
Petit Angel: Taunt Attack!
Seto: Hai. Worthless puppy dog!
Joey: Oh jeez! *goes to the graveyard*
Petit Angel: I win again!
Flame Swordsman: I'm going to get new cards!
~In the Shadow Realm~
Joey: Man! What was that?!
Yugi: Hey Joey!
Tristan: Where's the old man?
Seto: He has to be somewhere! An angel controlled me!
Tea: Me, too.
Mai: Hey! What are you all doing here?!
Everyone: Mai?
Yugi: How are your duels?
Mai: It's going great! Harpie never loses!
Pegasus: Kids?
Everyone: Pegasus?
Yugi: Something weird is going on.
Mad Genius: I think I can explain.
Seto: Oh! There you are old man! You have a lot of explaining to do!
Mad Genius: I know. Well, I turned all duelists into the Duel Monster and
the monsters will be the duelists. I hope you don't mind.
Tristan: Us? Don't mind?
Yugi: Are you kidding?! How can we change back?!
Mad Genius: That's the problem. I haven't made a counter button. Tell you
what, why won't you all duel while I fix this problem.
Tea: You better be quick!
~In a duel.~
Blue-Eyes: I play Seto Kaiba in attack position!
Seto: Blue-Eyes.
Harpie Lady: I'll play Tea Gardner!
Tea: Seto!
Seto: Oh God.
Tea: *runs away*
Harpie Lady: Hey!
Blue-Eyes: Ha! Tea ran away because Seto doesn't care about friendship! Now
I'll play Joey Wheeler!
Joey: Seto!
Seto: Great.
Harpie Lady: I'll play Yami Yugi!
Yami: Seto! Joey!
Seto: Oh I'll get you!
Harpie Lady: Since Seto and Yugi are rivals, Seto gets defeated every time!
Seto smashed!
Yami Y: Um. Mind Crash?
Seto: Arigato! Well, Joey you're on your own. *goes to graveyard*
Joey: Iya!
Blue-Eyes: But wait! Yugi and Joey are friends! This is my killing combo! I
summon the great Malik Ishtar!
Malik: Nan?
Blue-Eyes: Malik Ishtar! Mind Control!
Malik: Sweet! *uses the Millennium Rod*
Yami: *goes to the Blue-Eyes field*
Blue-Eyes: Now Yami, attack Harpie directly!
Harpie Lady: Iya!
Yami: Mind Crash!
Harpie Lady: Iiie! I lost! Gomenasai Mai.
~Later.~
Mai: Harpie lost to a duel! That is sooo unacceptable!
Yami Y & Malik: Ha ha ha haha!
~In a duel.~
Toon Summoned Skull: I'll play Pegasus J. Crawford in defense position!
Equip him with Millennium Eye!
Pegasus: Oh.
Dark Magician: I'll summon my most trusted card! Yugi Motou!
Yugi: Eh?
Dark Magician: Equipped with the Millennium Puzzle! Now Yugi will evolve to
Yami Yugi!
Pegasus: It's Yugi-boy.
Toon Summoned Skull: You'll have to do better than that! Duke Devlin in
attack position!
Duke: I'm here! *looks at Yami Yugi* Yugi?
Dark Magician: Oh no! I have to do something! Duke and Pegasus are
partners! They join forces; they can make the most unbeatable game! I'll
play Seto Kaiba with Duel Disk System!
Seto: Hmmm.
Yami: Seto! Duel Disk!
Seto: *gives a Duel Disk System to Yami Yugi*
Dark Magician: And with that! I'll play my most secret card.
Toon Summoned Skull: Grr. Pegasus! Mind Scan!
Pegasus: *sigh* Mind Scan. *writes Dark Magician's strategy on a piece of
paper and gives to Toon Summoned Skull*
Toon Summoned Skull: Aha. So you decided that? Counter with the card Men
Only!
Dark Magician: Iya!
Toon Summoned Skull: Hai. Only men can play in this game. All our female
cards will be removed from the game!
Pegasus: Men Only? I'm not even sure I created that card.
Dark Magician: Fine then! I'll set this duelist in defence position!
Toon Summoned Skull: Duelist? You'll never win in just that! Duke! Attack
with your dice!
Duke: Dice Roll!
Dark Magician: Flip effect activate! Ryou's effect!
Duke: Ryou!?
Toon Summoned Skull: The Ryou Bakura card?!
Ryou: Uh. what do I do again?
Dark Magician: Once Bakura goes to the graveyard, I'll be able to get a
duellist from my deck and control your current monster! And that would be
Pegasus!
Toon Summoned Skull: IYA!!!
Ryou: Okay! *goes to the graveyard*
Dark Magician: Now I'll control your Pegasus! Then I tribute all of them
to. Pharaoh Yami!
Toon Summoned Skull: IYA!!! No one has ever called Pharaoh Yami before!
Dark Magician: Pharaoh Yami! Dark Judgement!
Yami: Guards!!!
Toon Summoned Skull: I lost!
Dark Magician: And since we were playing by Battle Town rules, give me your
Pegasus card!
~Back to the Shadow Realm~
Pegasus: It seems that I am now Dark Magician's card.
Yami: Welcome to the deck, Pegasus!
Seto: How come I'm a common card?! I happen to be the president of Kaiba
Corp!
~In Konami.~
Konami guy: Seto should be a rare card! He's president!
Konami guy #2: Hai! We don't want him to complain.
Konami guy: His fans will be disappointed.
Konami guy #2: Yami Yugi, too! They are rivals! Also Malik Ishtar!
~Back there.~
Pegasus: News! Seto Kaiba, Yami Yugi and Malik Ishtar are now rare cards.
Arigato.
Seto: Hai!
Malik: I'm a rare card!
Yami: Who could be our new owner? Now that we're rare cards.
~In the duelist place~
Slifer: I got Yami Yugi!
Obelisk: I got Seto Kaiba!
Ra: I got Malik Ishtar!
God Cards: Let's duel!
~In the lounge~
Mad Genius: I got it! Hold on everyone! *presses button*
~They all landed on soft grass~
Yugi: We're home!
Tristan: Or are we?
Joey: Why?
~A flock of Pikachus went to them and used Thundershock. So that's the end.
The Mad Genius pressed it again; they went to the Digi World. He pressed it
again; they were in ancient Japan with swords everywhere. Bakura had enough
of this and snatched the remote then it was all normal. ~
Moral Lesson: Never let an evil genius control the remote
~Tune in next time for another episode of Psychotic Nights. This is Lance
Fancypants saying Good night. God bless. Back to you Susan. KCMYY News. ~
Ryou_Kaiba: I'm glad I was director!
Tea: Ow! I hate being controlled by Petit Angel!
Pegasus: Who comes up with these horrible ideas?
DISCLAIMER: I own this ficcie! No one can deny! This is my song! I only
never lie! *tap dances*
~The gang was just walking downtown when they stumbled upon a mad genius~
Mad Genius: What brings youth like you here?
Yugi: Technically, we're just walking.
Mad Genius: I see. and who are you all?
Tea: I am Tea Gardner, the blonde is Joey Wheeler, the boy with brown hair
is Tristan Taylor, the boy with wavy coats is Seto Kaiba, the boy with a
freakish laugh is Malik Ishtar, the girl with a pretty smile is Isis
Ishtar, the boy with a Texan accent is Ryou Bakura and the boy you talked
to awhile ago was Yugi Motou.
Mad Genius: Aah. So you're the King of Games? Why you look so puny for a
king!
Joey: It's just his other self, right Yugi?
Yugi: Hai!
Seto: What do you want anyway?
Mad Genius: Well I don't know that Duel Monsters game.
Everyone: *animefall*
Joey: You went through us just to say a puny "I don't know what Duel
Monsters is" line?
Isis: It's not entirely his fault.
Malik: I say we kill him!
Yugi: Iya! Maybe he's on to something!
Tristan: But he doesn't know Duel Monsters, Yugi.
Joey: You mean like you?
Mad Genius: You see. I'm looking for something to test my experiment.
Bakura: An experiment?
Isis: Then why are you asking the good guys when you're a mad genius?
Mad Genius: But how did you-
Isis: Prediction.
Mad Genius: What a great force field!
Malik: Force field? It's just her Millennium Necklace that's all.
Yugi: Every Millennium Item has a special power. And a spirit.
Mad Genius: Then I must test it on you!
Yugi: Nan?
Mad Genius: *pushes a remote button*
~Then everything was a mix. That moment, in a duel.~
Joey: What the?
Flame Swordsman: I'll play Joey Wheeler in defense position!
Joey: Flame. Flame Swordsman? Me? In defense?
Petit Angel: I'll play Tea Gardner in attack position!
Joey: Tea? Being controlled by Petit Angel?
Tea: Joey!
Petit Angel: I'll use Tea's special attack! Friendship speech!
Tea: Oh right! Friends are.
Joey: No not that! *covers ears*
Flame Swordsman: Iie! Joey will get bored of Tea's speeches! No wonder he
never wins!
Joey: Hey! I'll show you!
Petit Angel: Finishing touch! Seto Kaiba!
Seto: Nan?
Petit Angel: Taunt Attack!
Seto: Hai. Worthless puppy dog!
Joey: Oh jeez! *goes to the graveyard*
Petit Angel: I win again!
Flame Swordsman: I'm going to get new cards!
~In the Shadow Realm~
Joey: Man! What was that?!
Yugi: Hey Joey!
Tristan: Where's the old man?
Seto: He has to be somewhere! An angel controlled me!
Tea: Me, too.
Mai: Hey! What are you all doing here?!
Everyone: Mai?
Yugi: How are your duels?
Mai: It's going great! Harpie never loses!
Pegasus: Kids?
Everyone: Pegasus?
Yugi: Something weird is going on.
Mad Genius: I think I can explain.
Seto: Oh! There you are old man! You have a lot of explaining to do!
Mad Genius: I know. Well, I turned all duelists into the Duel Monster and
the monsters will be the duelists. I hope you don't mind.
Tristan: Us? Don't mind?
Yugi: Are you kidding?! How can we change back?!
Mad Genius: That's the problem. I haven't made a counter button. Tell you
what, why won't you all duel while I fix this problem.
Tea: You better be quick!
~In a duel.~
Blue-Eyes: I play Seto Kaiba in attack position!
Seto: Blue-Eyes.
Harpie Lady: I'll play Tea Gardner!
Tea: Seto!
Seto: Oh God.
Tea: *runs away*
Harpie Lady: Hey!
Blue-Eyes: Ha! Tea ran away because Seto doesn't care about friendship! Now
I'll play Joey Wheeler!
Joey: Seto!
Seto: Great.
Harpie Lady: I'll play Yami Yugi!
Yami: Seto! Joey!
Seto: Oh I'll get you!
Harpie Lady: Since Seto and Yugi are rivals, Seto gets defeated every time!
Seto smashed!
Yami Y: Um. Mind Crash?
Seto: Arigato! Well, Joey you're on your own. *goes to graveyard*
Joey: Iya!
Blue-Eyes: But wait! Yugi and Joey are friends! This is my killing combo! I
summon the great Malik Ishtar!
Malik: Nan?
Blue-Eyes: Malik Ishtar! Mind Control!
Malik: Sweet! *uses the Millennium Rod*
Yami: *goes to the Blue-Eyes field*
Blue-Eyes: Now Yami, attack Harpie directly!
Harpie Lady: Iya!
Yami: Mind Crash!
Harpie Lady: Iiie! I lost! Gomenasai Mai.
~Later.~
Mai: Harpie lost to a duel! That is sooo unacceptable!
Yami Y & Malik: Ha ha ha haha!
~In a duel.~
Toon Summoned Skull: I'll play Pegasus J. Crawford in defense position!
Equip him with Millennium Eye!
Pegasus: Oh.
Dark Magician: I'll summon my most trusted card! Yugi Motou!
Yugi: Eh?
Dark Magician: Equipped with the Millennium Puzzle! Now Yugi will evolve to
Yami Yugi!
Pegasus: It's Yugi-boy.
Toon Summoned Skull: You'll have to do better than that! Duke Devlin in
attack position!
Duke: I'm here! *looks at Yami Yugi* Yugi?
Dark Magician: Oh no! I have to do something! Duke and Pegasus are
partners! They join forces; they can make the most unbeatable game! I'll
play Seto Kaiba with Duel Disk System!
Seto: Hmmm.
Yami: Seto! Duel Disk!
Seto: *gives a Duel Disk System to Yami Yugi*
Dark Magician: And with that! I'll play my most secret card.
Toon Summoned Skull: Grr. Pegasus! Mind Scan!
Pegasus: *sigh* Mind Scan. *writes Dark Magician's strategy on a piece of
paper and gives to Toon Summoned Skull*
Toon Summoned Skull: Aha. So you decided that? Counter with the card Men
Only!
Dark Magician: Iya!
Toon Summoned Skull: Hai. Only men can play in this game. All our female
cards will be removed from the game!
Pegasus: Men Only? I'm not even sure I created that card.
Dark Magician: Fine then! I'll set this duelist in defence position!
Toon Summoned Skull: Duelist? You'll never win in just that! Duke! Attack
with your dice!
Duke: Dice Roll!
Dark Magician: Flip effect activate! Ryou's effect!
Duke: Ryou!?
Toon Summoned Skull: The Ryou Bakura card?!
Ryou: Uh. what do I do again?
Dark Magician: Once Bakura goes to the graveyard, I'll be able to get a
duellist from my deck and control your current monster! And that would be
Pegasus!
Toon Summoned Skull: IYA!!!
Ryou: Okay! *goes to the graveyard*
Dark Magician: Now I'll control your Pegasus! Then I tribute all of them
to. Pharaoh Yami!
Toon Summoned Skull: IYA!!! No one has ever called Pharaoh Yami before!
Dark Magician: Pharaoh Yami! Dark Judgement!
Yami: Guards!!!
Toon Summoned Skull: I lost!
Dark Magician: And since we were playing by Battle Town rules, give me your
Pegasus card!
~Back to the Shadow Realm~
Pegasus: It seems that I am now Dark Magician's card.
Yami: Welcome to the deck, Pegasus!
Seto: How come I'm a common card?! I happen to be the president of Kaiba
Corp!
~In Konami.~
Konami guy: Seto should be a rare card! He's president!
Konami guy #2: Hai! We don't want him to complain.
Konami guy: His fans will be disappointed.
Konami guy #2: Yami Yugi, too! They are rivals! Also Malik Ishtar!
~Back there.~
Pegasus: News! Seto Kaiba, Yami Yugi and Malik Ishtar are now rare cards.
Arigato.
Seto: Hai!
Malik: I'm a rare card!
Yami: Who could be our new owner? Now that we're rare cards.
~In the duelist place~
Slifer: I got Yami Yugi!
Obelisk: I got Seto Kaiba!
Ra: I got Malik Ishtar!
God Cards: Let's duel!
~In the lounge~
Mad Genius: I got it! Hold on everyone! *presses button*
~They all landed on soft grass~
Yugi: We're home!
Tristan: Or are we?
Joey: Why?
~A flock of Pikachus went to them and used Thundershock. So that's the end.
The Mad Genius pressed it again; they went to the Digi World. He pressed it
again; they were in ancient Japan with swords everywhere. Bakura had enough
of this and snatched the remote then it was all normal. ~
Moral Lesson: Never let an evil genius control the remote
~Tune in next time for another episode of Psychotic Nights. This is Lance
Fancypants saying Good night. God bless. Back to you Susan. KCMYY News. ~
Ryou_Kaiba: I'm glad I was director!
Tea: Ow! I hate being controlled by Petit Angel!
Pegasus: Who comes up with these horrible ideas?