~Psychotic Nights: Vampire Double Trouble (Part 1)~
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the show Yu-Gi-Oh! But if I did own it, I would remove all the females in it and make Seto flirt with Isis.
Isis: Wha?
Seto: Are you talking crazy?
Ryou_Kaiba: And Celestina will come in and rampage.
Celestina: Why would I do that?
Ryou_Kaiba: Seto's a two-timer! Don't hit me!
Seto: I was not!
Ryou_Kaiba: Explain Serenity!
Seto: Keep her out of this! I don't even like her!
Serenity: You don't?
Joey: Wha?
Isis: Ugh! We'll talk about this later!
~2 Vampires has been released to Domino City. Now it's headed to Domino High School. In Yugi's classroom, a duel has taken place on his seat~
Joey: Be very careful, Tristan!
Tea: It's your first time and you're just here to learn.
Tristan: Yeah, yeah. I know what I'm doing.
Yugi: Your move, Tristan.
Tristan: Hmmm.
Joey: Aww. isn't it cute when he's thinking?
Tristan: Back off, Joey. I'll never learn if you keep on making noise. So I'll play Mystic Clown in attack position.
Seto: Well well well. an amateur has been asking a master duelist to teach him how to play Duel Monsters. Very interesting. just like before.
Tea: Hey Seto! Just because you're head of the school website doesn't mean you can mind into somebody else's business!
Joey: Yeah! Mind your own beeswax!
Seto: Hey, it's hard to have 2 jobs. Being president of a company and being head of the school website. Actually I'm offering my position so I can spend more time in my real office.
Joey: As president?
Seto: Iie. As head of the website.
Yugi: That's the idea Seto!
Seto: Who needs your help? I'm just going to give it to Mokuba.
Joey: Hey! You can't get away with everything! Ne, Yugi?
Tristan: Pretty good move, huh Yugi?
Yugi: Hai. Pretty good move. But not. *plays Dark Magician* good enough.
Tristan: Nan?
Joey: Whoa. You stink at this game, Tris. But of course I can't blame you, beginner!
Tristan: Well if you're that show-offy, why can't we duel?
Joey: Oh it's on now!
~Then the principal spoke up through the P.A.~
P.A.: Attention students, this is your principal speaking. There has been a pair of vampires on the loose and is now headed here. So. RUN!!! PANIC!!! EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS!!!
~Everyone panicked except Ryou who has been smiling and reading a book~
Ryou: Vampires. Nothing to worry about. *transforms to Yami Bakura* Because I am one of them. *smirks*
Yugi: Bakura! Come on! This is not a drill!
Bakura: Ahh shut up! It's just a vampire.
Joey: Just?! Just a vampire?! This is our blood that we're talking about! You wanna die bloodless?!
Bakura: Even though we'll die we will become bloodless anyway.
Yugi: He's right. Nothing to worry about, Joey.
Joey: But we're still teens! We can't die on that age! What about our children? And our children's children! And our children's children's children! And our children's children's children's children!
~He went on like that until Yugi remembered something~
Yugi: Seto! He doesn't know! Even though he's a jerk he's still a lovable jerk! Ever wonder why he has so many fans?
Bakura: Don't know with you. But I'm going with my "homies".
Joey: Homies?! Of course! They suit you perfectly Bakura! Only. you steal souls. you know.
~Seto, who was headed to the car was blocked by a vampire~
Vampire: Boooo! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Seto: Quit wasting my time. *ignores the vampire*
Vampire: Oy!
~When Seto was going to the car, the vampire followed. As Seto closed the car door, the vampire bonked his head on it~
Seto: Hey! You're giving the car a scratch!
Vampire: *feeling head* Oh.
Yugi: Seto!
Bakura: Hey! My homie!
Tristan: Homie?
Joey: Short story.
Bakura: *goes to the vampire*
~After terrorizing the girl's bathroom, the 2nd vampire sensed his brother outside~
2nd Vampire: Vrother! Vare you ozay?
Vampire: Ze voy got away.
Joey: Vampires. They disgust me!
2nd Vampire: Vot did you zay?!
Vampire: Zorry. He getz a vit cranky when ze people teaze uz.
Bakura: Hello my homiez! Vlah!
Vampire: I'm zorry. Have we met?
Bakura: Well, vright now, yez.
Yugi: Umm. We come in peace? *doing that alien peace sign*
Tea: What is your business here?
Vampire: Vot?
Joey: Bakura, translate.
Bakura: You're not the boss of me! *to the vampires* I'm zorry, my vriend got vrunk.
Vampire: Vee understand.
Tristan: *tries vampire* Uh. vhy vere you chazing Zeto Kaiba?
Yugi: Uh. vot he said.
2nd Vampire: Uh. oh nothing. He was just causing trouble to our lives.
Joey: You can speak plain English?! Sheesh!
Vampire: Annoying is what we do!
Everyone: *animefall*
~Later, at Kaiba Corp. In Seto's office~
Seto: Mokuba, why must you watch that?
Mokuba: I'm aware about the vampires roaming here in Domino!
Seto: Oh sheesh. And you believe in that?
~A vampire knocked on the window~
Mokuba: Gasp! Big brother! Behind you!
Seto: *looks behind and sees nothing* Mokuba no more jokes and leave me to my business.
Mokuba: Demmo. I just saw a vampire behind you.
Seto: Well I'll leave you there. There's still a meeting.
~Then the vampires busted in~
Vampire: Vlah! Vlah! You'll vee dead Kaiba vrothers!
Seto: Oh brother!
Mokuba: Big brother! I'm scared!
Seto: You and your whinings. Why do I even bother?
2nd Vampire: We've come to suck your blood!
Seto: Duh.
Vampire: You leave me no choice!
~So they did suck their blood then the Kaiba brothers did turn to vampires. Later, at the game shop.~
Grandpa: A vampire just went to Domino?
Yugi: It was an accident Grandpa! Don't take me to another school! They didn't expect that to happen!
Grandpa: Why should I send you to another school? You work perfectly fine in school!
Jou: Gee. vampires.
Bakura: And they all have revenge on Seto.
Tea: I wonder what troubled them from him.
Joey: Maybe Seto is secretly a vampire slayer! That would be really cool!
Tristan: Does Seto look like he slays vampires?
Yugi: Maybe Joey's right.
Bakura: But vampires are considered zombies am I not right?
Grandpa: I think that Seto boy just had some trouble with them.
Yugi: Wait! What if it's not Seto's fault?
Everyone: Huh?
Joey: Yugi, who else Kaiba do we know besides Mokuba and Seto?
Yugi: His step-father! He was fired so what choice do we have in asking?!
Tea: That's easy.
~A few moments later.~
Joey: *holding a video camera* Tea, what's this crazy idea you have?
Tea: We're going to act like news reporters! Tristan and Bakura will record everything he said!
Tristan: I am working with him again.
Yugi: This is great! Ingenious! I've never seen anything like this! You are the most artistic, talented, brightest, supercalifragilisticexpialidociousest and heroic person I knew!
Tristan: No more sugar for you.
Tea: Wow.
Joey: Is there even a word supercalifragilisticexpialidocius?
Bakura: Wow. Yugi's a walking dictionary.
~Yugi went on and on saying a lot of hard words to praise Tea. He went on like this until Joey bonked him on the head making him unconscious. So they went to the big house Gozaburo Kaiba was living. ~
Tea: This is it. Who's knocking?
Joey: Give the weed a chance.
Tea: Weed?
Tristan: *pushes Yugi*
Tea: Oh. Yugi, please knock the door!
Yugi: Arigato Tea-san. Although I'm really shy. *Millenium Item glows and transforms to Yami Yugi* I have enough confidence. *knocks door*
~For several hours, he has been knocking and knocking the door~
Joey: *snore* Mommy, I'm hot!
Yami: Damn door! *knock, knock, knock, knock* I've had enough! *punches door*
~The door busted open but they saw nothing but cobwebs~
Bakura: Nan?
Yami Y: After all my knocking! No one has been living here?!
Joey: So maybe he's dead?
Tea: But his officemate said he lives here.
Honda: Maybe he is dead.
Bakura: We could just try exploring inside it.
Tea: Good idea, Bakura!
Joey: So what you're saying is. we're going inside that filthy house?
~A bat swarmed over them and hung to a nearby tree~
Tristan: Uh. who goes first?
Bakura: *goes inside*
~So they all went inside~
Joey: Flashlight!
Bakura: *turns it on*
Joey: Arigato guzaimasu.
Tea: What an ancient house!
Yami: I can feel it. It's 50 years old. My pyramid's only about 5000 years old and it still stands strong.
Tristan: Smells like it.
Ghost: Who's there? Are you Gozzie's friends?
Joey: Gozzie?
Tea: I think it means Gozaburo.
Yami: Is he dead?
Ghost: Iie. He just left this home.
Yami: Domo Arigato. We'll be leaving now.
~So they all left the creepy house. Will they ever figure out the secrets behind the vampire's vengeance? Find out in another episode of Psychotic Nights. Cut! ~
Serenity: Goodbye hopes and dreams! I'll never be meeting you again!
Isis: Cold queen!
Celestina: Idiot priest!
Isis: Sex addict!
Celestina: GASP! That hurts. Boring history fanatic!
Isis: Watch your mouth!
Seto: Girls. I'm just too hot for them.
Ryou_Kaiba: You've seen it all! Girls Gone Wild Yu-Gi-Oh! Style!
Mokuba: No more porn for me.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own the show Yu-Gi-Oh! But if I did own it, I would remove all the females in it and make Seto flirt with Isis.
Isis: Wha?
Seto: Are you talking crazy?
Ryou_Kaiba: And Celestina will come in and rampage.
Celestina: Why would I do that?
Ryou_Kaiba: Seto's a two-timer! Don't hit me!
Seto: I was not!
Ryou_Kaiba: Explain Serenity!
Seto: Keep her out of this! I don't even like her!
Serenity: You don't?
Joey: Wha?
Isis: Ugh! We'll talk about this later!
~2 Vampires has been released to Domino City. Now it's headed to Domino High School. In Yugi's classroom, a duel has taken place on his seat~
Joey: Be very careful, Tristan!
Tea: It's your first time and you're just here to learn.
Tristan: Yeah, yeah. I know what I'm doing.
Yugi: Your move, Tristan.
Tristan: Hmmm.
Joey: Aww. isn't it cute when he's thinking?
Tristan: Back off, Joey. I'll never learn if you keep on making noise. So I'll play Mystic Clown in attack position.
Seto: Well well well. an amateur has been asking a master duelist to teach him how to play Duel Monsters. Very interesting. just like before.
Tea: Hey Seto! Just because you're head of the school website doesn't mean you can mind into somebody else's business!
Joey: Yeah! Mind your own beeswax!
Seto: Hey, it's hard to have 2 jobs. Being president of a company and being head of the school website. Actually I'm offering my position so I can spend more time in my real office.
Joey: As president?
Seto: Iie. As head of the website.
Yugi: That's the idea Seto!
Seto: Who needs your help? I'm just going to give it to Mokuba.
Joey: Hey! You can't get away with everything! Ne, Yugi?
Tristan: Pretty good move, huh Yugi?
Yugi: Hai. Pretty good move. But not. *plays Dark Magician* good enough.
Tristan: Nan?
Joey: Whoa. You stink at this game, Tris. But of course I can't blame you, beginner!
Tristan: Well if you're that show-offy, why can't we duel?
Joey: Oh it's on now!
~Then the principal spoke up through the P.A.~
P.A.: Attention students, this is your principal speaking. There has been a pair of vampires on the loose and is now headed here. So. RUN!!! PANIC!!! EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS!!!
~Everyone panicked except Ryou who has been smiling and reading a book~
Ryou: Vampires. Nothing to worry about. *transforms to Yami Bakura* Because I am one of them. *smirks*
Yugi: Bakura! Come on! This is not a drill!
Bakura: Ahh shut up! It's just a vampire.
Joey: Just?! Just a vampire?! This is our blood that we're talking about! You wanna die bloodless?!
Bakura: Even though we'll die we will become bloodless anyway.
Yugi: He's right. Nothing to worry about, Joey.
Joey: But we're still teens! We can't die on that age! What about our children? And our children's children! And our children's children's children! And our children's children's children's children!
~He went on like that until Yugi remembered something~
Yugi: Seto! He doesn't know! Even though he's a jerk he's still a lovable jerk! Ever wonder why he has so many fans?
Bakura: Don't know with you. But I'm going with my "homies".
Joey: Homies?! Of course! They suit you perfectly Bakura! Only. you steal souls. you know.
~Seto, who was headed to the car was blocked by a vampire~
Vampire: Boooo! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Seto: Quit wasting my time. *ignores the vampire*
Vampire: Oy!
~When Seto was going to the car, the vampire followed. As Seto closed the car door, the vampire bonked his head on it~
Seto: Hey! You're giving the car a scratch!
Vampire: *feeling head* Oh.
Yugi: Seto!
Bakura: Hey! My homie!
Tristan: Homie?
Joey: Short story.
Bakura: *goes to the vampire*
~After terrorizing the girl's bathroom, the 2nd vampire sensed his brother outside~
2nd Vampire: Vrother! Vare you ozay?
Vampire: Ze voy got away.
Joey: Vampires. They disgust me!
2nd Vampire: Vot did you zay?!
Vampire: Zorry. He getz a vit cranky when ze people teaze uz.
Bakura: Hello my homiez! Vlah!
Vampire: I'm zorry. Have we met?
Bakura: Well, vright now, yez.
Yugi: Umm. We come in peace? *doing that alien peace sign*
Tea: What is your business here?
Vampire: Vot?
Joey: Bakura, translate.
Bakura: You're not the boss of me! *to the vampires* I'm zorry, my vriend got vrunk.
Vampire: Vee understand.
Tristan: *tries vampire* Uh. vhy vere you chazing Zeto Kaiba?
Yugi: Uh. vot he said.
2nd Vampire: Uh. oh nothing. He was just causing trouble to our lives.
Joey: You can speak plain English?! Sheesh!
Vampire: Annoying is what we do!
Everyone: *animefall*
~Later, at Kaiba Corp. In Seto's office~
Seto: Mokuba, why must you watch that?
Mokuba: I'm aware about the vampires roaming here in Domino!
Seto: Oh sheesh. And you believe in that?
~A vampire knocked on the window~
Mokuba: Gasp! Big brother! Behind you!
Seto: *looks behind and sees nothing* Mokuba no more jokes and leave me to my business.
Mokuba: Demmo. I just saw a vampire behind you.
Seto: Well I'll leave you there. There's still a meeting.
~Then the vampires busted in~
Vampire: Vlah! Vlah! You'll vee dead Kaiba vrothers!
Seto: Oh brother!
Mokuba: Big brother! I'm scared!
Seto: You and your whinings. Why do I even bother?
2nd Vampire: We've come to suck your blood!
Seto: Duh.
Vampire: You leave me no choice!
~So they did suck their blood then the Kaiba brothers did turn to vampires. Later, at the game shop.~
Grandpa: A vampire just went to Domino?
Yugi: It was an accident Grandpa! Don't take me to another school! They didn't expect that to happen!
Grandpa: Why should I send you to another school? You work perfectly fine in school!
Jou: Gee. vampires.
Bakura: And they all have revenge on Seto.
Tea: I wonder what troubled them from him.
Joey: Maybe Seto is secretly a vampire slayer! That would be really cool!
Tristan: Does Seto look like he slays vampires?
Yugi: Maybe Joey's right.
Bakura: But vampires are considered zombies am I not right?
Grandpa: I think that Seto boy just had some trouble with them.
Yugi: Wait! What if it's not Seto's fault?
Everyone: Huh?
Joey: Yugi, who else Kaiba do we know besides Mokuba and Seto?
Yugi: His step-father! He was fired so what choice do we have in asking?!
Tea: That's easy.
~A few moments later.~
Joey: *holding a video camera* Tea, what's this crazy idea you have?
Tea: We're going to act like news reporters! Tristan and Bakura will record everything he said!
Tristan: I am working with him again.
Yugi: This is great! Ingenious! I've never seen anything like this! You are the most artistic, talented, brightest, supercalifragilisticexpialidociousest and heroic person I knew!
Tristan: No more sugar for you.
Tea: Wow.
Joey: Is there even a word supercalifragilisticexpialidocius?
Bakura: Wow. Yugi's a walking dictionary.
~Yugi went on and on saying a lot of hard words to praise Tea. He went on like this until Joey bonked him on the head making him unconscious. So they went to the big house Gozaburo Kaiba was living. ~
Tea: This is it. Who's knocking?
Joey: Give the weed a chance.
Tea: Weed?
Tristan: *pushes Yugi*
Tea: Oh. Yugi, please knock the door!
Yugi: Arigato Tea-san. Although I'm really shy. *Millenium Item glows and transforms to Yami Yugi* I have enough confidence. *knocks door*
~For several hours, he has been knocking and knocking the door~
Joey: *snore* Mommy, I'm hot!
Yami: Damn door! *knock, knock, knock, knock* I've had enough! *punches door*
~The door busted open but they saw nothing but cobwebs~
Bakura: Nan?
Yami Y: After all my knocking! No one has been living here?!
Joey: So maybe he's dead?
Tea: But his officemate said he lives here.
Honda: Maybe he is dead.
Bakura: We could just try exploring inside it.
Tea: Good idea, Bakura!
Joey: So what you're saying is. we're going inside that filthy house?
~A bat swarmed over them and hung to a nearby tree~
Tristan: Uh. who goes first?
Bakura: *goes inside*
~So they all went inside~
Joey: Flashlight!
Bakura: *turns it on*
Joey: Arigato guzaimasu.
Tea: What an ancient house!
Yami: I can feel it. It's 50 years old. My pyramid's only about 5000 years old and it still stands strong.
Tristan: Smells like it.
Ghost: Who's there? Are you Gozzie's friends?
Joey: Gozzie?
Tea: I think it means Gozaburo.
Yami: Is he dead?
Ghost: Iie. He just left this home.
Yami: Domo Arigato. We'll be leaving now.
~So they all left the creepy house. Will they ever figure out the secrets behind the vampire's vengeance? Find out in another episode of Psychotic Nights. Cut! ~
Serenity: Goodbye hopes and dreams! I'll never be meeting you again!
Isis: Cold queen!
Celestina: Idiot priest!
Isis: Sex addict!
Celestina: GASP! That hurts. Boring history fanatic!
Isis: Watch your mouth!
Seto: Girls. I'm just too hot for them.
Ryou_Kaiba: You've seen it all! Girls Gone Wild Yu-Gi-Oh! Style!
Mokuba: No more porn for me.