~Psychotic Nights: Vampire Double Trouble (Part 2)
DISCLAIMER: I said this once. twice or something. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh but I do own Seto and Celestina's pair-up.
Serenity: That's okay for me!
Seto: *his arm around Celestina*
Celestina: Yes. And you do own me! But not Seto. Just our pair-up.
~In Seto's office, Mokuba and Seto were hanging from a post upside down~
Seto: Vampire yoga.
Mokuba: How soothing.
Vampire: Nice of you to enjoy it!
Seto: I was wrong. It's nice to be a vampire!
2nd Vampire: You're telling me! *sips a can of low-fat blood* Ah.
~Then the gang busted in~
Yugi: Freeze! We're afraid of no ghost!
Joey: Who're you gonna call?
Tea: Wait! This isn't Ghostbusters!
Joey: Hmm. you're right. Then it should be-
Tea: Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
Yugi: Ingenious!
Tristan: Somebody knock him out!
Bakura: *gets a mallet and bonks Yugi unconscious*
Joey: That would do.
Vampire: Oh it's you kids! It's just too late Seto and Mokuba are now vampires!
Seto: Ahem.
Vampire: Oh what is it?!
Seto: Remember the deal?
Vampire: Oh fine. MASTER Seto.
Tea: You're his servant!?
Seto: First thing. *feet back to ground* The vampires will suck Yugi's blood.
2nd Vampire: *to the other vampire* This guy's not half bad.
Tristan: Fine with us.
Tea: Wait! Even though Yugi's annoying, we should still help him! He's our friend and friendship is like-
Seto: I changed my mind. Suck her blood instead!
Bakura: Now that's really fine!
Tea: You can't do that!
Seto: Sez who?
Tea: Sez my friends and me! Ne, guys?
Everyone: *whistling a tune*
Joey: Gomenasai, nan?
Tea: You guys! Even if they will suck my blood, I will become a vampire!
Mokuba: Good point.
Seto: Kill her.
Tea: Nani?!
Vampire: The part I enjoy! *grabs Tea*
~Then Yugi's Millennium Puzzle glows~
Yami: No one kills anyone.
Seto: Yugi. You appeared.
Tea: Yugi! Teach Seto what friends are for!
Yami: Why should I? No one would care anyway.
Tea: I hate you people.
Yami: I challenge you to a duel, Seto Kaiba!
Seto: Duel shmuel! I've had enough of that! Thugs!
Joey: Thugs?
Vampires: We are thugs! *grabs Yami Yugi*
Yami Y: Gah! *bites a vampire*
Vampire: Ouch!
2nd Vampire: Brother! You have been infected!
Yami: *drops to the ground* Ouch.
Joey: Yugi!
Seto: Get him!
~So the gang ran away. Then a Scooby-Doo cliché was formed. They were all chasing each other with the door cliché. After getting bored of it, they were trapped. No way out.~
Jou: This is it! We're done for!
Vampire pair: Wooooooooo!
~Then the trapdoor swung and they transported to the other side of the room~
Yami: *looking at the door* This door could help.
Tristan: *opens it*
Seto: Surprise!
~Seto was in the door unexpected. ~
Seto: I never expected you. But first. let Mokuba suck one of your bloods.
Mokuba: Hmmm. I pick Joey!
Seto: Save the dog for me and last!
Joey: Phew!
Seto: Go for Yami!
Tristan: NO!
Tea: We won't stand a chance!
Bakura: Not if I'm around.
Everyone: BAKURA!!
Seto: Bakura. *chuckles* Will you even stand a chance?
Bakura: *smirks* You see Seto, I myself. *shows fangs* am a vampire.
Vampire: Haven't we seen him before?
2nd Vampire: Yeah the psycho guy from Scream.
Vampire: *smacks his brother on the head* No, idiot! He's the boy who called us "homies"
2nd Vampire: Oh right. So?
Vampire: Maybe you're right. Popcorn?
2nd Vampire: Flavor?
Vampire: Blood.
2nd Vampire: Sweet!
Bakura: Let's get this over with!
Seto: Speak silent.
Bakura: And carry.
Both: *holds up a samurai sword* A big sword! *war cry*
Joey: Cool! Lord of the Rings, Yu-Gi-Oh! style!
~So the both were like fighting with unexpected samurai swords. ~
Joey: I stand corrected, I mean Kill Bill! Volume 2!
Seto: Make your move, Uma Thurman!
Bakura: Well, prepare to die Lucy Liu!
Both: *war cry again*
~They went on like this till I don't know Yami acted as peacemaker~
Yami: Stop it. You 2 act like little retarded children.
Both: Who you callin' retarded?
Yami: Uh. but that's not the point! My point is. look at you! You're all bloody! And you 2 aren't even rivals!
Seto: Gee. We didn't know.
Bakura: You're right, Pharaoh. We know exactly what to do.
Yami: Apologize?
Bakura: No.
Seto: We decided to kill you. *holding up sword*
Yami: Oh Ra. Guys! Little help!
Bakura: Oh Ra is correct, Pharaoh! Let's kill him Seto!
Seto: Right in front of you!
~They knock Yami unconscious and tie him up to a chair~
Yami: *wakes up* Wha?
Bakura: Mornin' Pharaoh!
Yami: You didn't kill me yet.
Seto: We know. We decided to uh. kill your little F-R-I-E-N-D-S first.
Bakura: Why did you spell out friends? *covers mouth* Uh-oh.
Vampire: Why? I don't get what's going on!
Tea: You shouldn't treat us this way Seto! And Bakura! You betrayed us! But we're still friends! And we stand up to our fears! No matter what happens we'll be there for each other! And when people think our friendship's breaking, it's almost like my heart will be broken! But my friends speak up and they don't let anyone boss them around! Friends help each other at all times and that's why-
~Before she finished her speech, a vampire bonked her unconscious~
Joey: Finally! It's about time someone did that!
Bakura: Nice work homies!
Vampire: Well we had to do it! We didn't want to spoil the good fight scenes.
2nd Vampire: What he said!
Seto: *looks around and sees Mokuba not around* Mokuba? Where'd Mokuba go?!
Everyone: Huh?
Seto: Where's Mokuba!? *panicking* Where's my little brother?! *grabs Joey's shirt* Alright mutt, where's my brother?!
Joey: Seto! Have you been drinking?
Vampire: We know how that feels!
Seto: If you don't give him to me now I will definitely-
Joey: Alright, alright! We'll help you find your brother if you free us!
Seto: Okay. But if you don't, I'll kill you!
Joey: Fine with me. *whimpers*
~So they all went looking for Mokuba, even in small things. They searched and searched for hours until they stopped at the cafeteria~
Seto: My Mokuba! He's lost! Where could I ever find him?!
Joey: If I were my enemy's brother, where would I hide?
Mokuba: *licking lollipop* Hey guys! Who are you looking for?
Tristan: Hey Mokuba! We're looking for Mokuba!
Mokuba: Okay. *leaves*
Seto: Wait a minute. MOKUBA!!! Wait! *runs for him*
Bakura: Wait. What are we? *looks at hands* We're like. unmutated beasts!
Joey: You're telling me.
Bakura: We're being slaved! How tragic! We can't just get away with that!
~Yami (who was still tied up to the chair) "jumped" his way to the place where they were~
Yami: You guys! There you are!
Bakura: Pharaoh!
Yami: Tomb Raider!
Bakura: Pharaoh!
Yami: Tomb Raider!
Bakura: Pharaoh!
Yami: Tomb Raider!
Joey: Puppy dog.
Yami: Tomb Raider! I never expected you!
Bakura: Speak for yourself!
Vampire: Hey! Pharaoh! Uh. hi Tomb Raider?
Both: You stay out of this!
Yami: You're the one who caused this!
Bakura: Look what you made us do!
Joey: Yeah! You stupid vampires!
2nd Vampire: I can't believe it! We're being accused again! Let's this ditch this place!
Vampire: Yeah! Let's partake a role in Barbie!
Bakura: Yeah! Go ahead and be sissy girl vampire homos!
Vampires: We ARE sissy girl vampire homos!
Yami: Oh. So do you know how to turn a vampire to human?
Vampire: Well. we do remember a siren named Nina.
Bakura: Nina?
Joey: A siren?
Tea: *who was awake from unconsciousness* Aren't sirens just legends?
Vampire: Helluuu? We are vampires! And we are legends! What do you think you're talking to? Air?
Joey: Maybe. (A/N: Joey was curious in the previous chapters. It was mentioned that he would even talk to the air)
2nd Vampire: Anywho, you can find her in some studio. She disguised herself as a singer.
Yami: Domino's soul siren?
Bakura: Great! Where could we find her?
Vampire: Didn't you listen? Some studio!
Yami: We know that! But which one?
Vampire: Some studio right down town.
Tea: Oh. wait. There is no studio down town.
Vampire: Well across town.
Tristan: Nothing there either.
Vampire: Well just look for her!
Yami: No! Crazy head!
2nd Vampire: She's a siren! How hard could it be?
~They all looked at each other. Now the gang searched for every studio they could find. Will they ever find the siren that is Nina? Find out in the next chapter of Psychotic Nights! ~
Yami: Nina? Ra, how will you ever change?
Ryou_Kaiba: I'm like that! What's your idea?!
Bakura: Do we get paid for this?
Ryou_Kaiba: Uh. heh. No.
Everyone: *glares at Ryou_Kaiba*
Ryou_Kaiba: Uh. I can pay for that.
DISCLAIMER: I said this once. twice or something. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh but I do own Seto and Celestina's pair-up.
Serenity: That's okay for me!
Seto: *his arm around Celestina*
Celestina: Yes. And you do own me! But not Seto. Just our pair-up.
~In Seto's office, Mokuba and Seto were hanging from a post upside down~
Seto: Vampire yoga.
Mokuba: How soothing.
Vampire: Nice of you to enjoy it!
Seto: I was wrong. It's nice to be a vampire!
2nd Vampire: You're telling me! *sips a can of low-fat blood* Ah.
~Then the gang busted in~
Yugi: Freeze! We're afraid of no ghost!
Joey: Who're you gonna call?
Tea: Wait! This isn't Ghostbusters!
Joey: Hmm. you're right. Then it should be-
Tea: Buffy the Vampire Slayer!
Yugi: Ingenious!
Tristan: Somebody knock him out!
Bakura: *gets a mallet and bonks Yugi unconscious*
Joey: That would do.
Vampire: Oh it's you kids! It's just too late Seto and Mokuba are now vampires!
Seto: Ahem.
Vampire: Oh what is it?!
Seto: Remember the deal?
Vampire: Oh fine. MASTER Seto.
Tea: You're his servant!?
Seto: First thing. *feet back to ground* The vampires will suck Yugi's blood.
2nd Vampire: *to the other vampire* This guy's not half bad.
Tristan: Fine with us.
Tea: Wait! Even though Yugi's annoying, we should still help him! He's our friend and friendship is like-
Seto: I changed my mind. Suck her blood instead!
Bakura: Now that's really fine!
Tea: You can't do that!
Seto: Sez who?
Tea: Sez my friends and me! Ne, guys?
Everyone: *whistling a tune*
Joey: Gomenasai, nan?
Tea: You guys! Even if they will suck my blood, I will become a vampire!
Mokuba: Good point.
Seto: Kill her.
Tea: Nani?!
Vampire: The part I enjoy! *grabs Tea*
~Then Yugi's Millennium Puzzle glows~
Yami: No one kills anyone.
Seto: Yugi. You appeared.
Tea: Yugi! Teach Seto what friends are for!
Yami: Why should I? No one would care anyway.
Tea: I hate you people.
Yami: I challenge you to a duel, Seto Kaiba!
Seto: Duel shmuel! I've had enough of that! Thugs!
Joey: Thugs?
Vampires: We are thugs! *grabs Yami Yugi*
Yami Y: Gah! *bites a vampire*
Vampire: Ouch!
2nd Vampire: Brother! You have been infected!
Yami: *drops to the ground* Ouch.
Joey: Yugi!
Seto: Get him!
~So the gang ran away. Then a Scooby-Doo cliché was formed. They were all chasing each other with the door cliché. After getting bored of it, they were trapped. No way out.~
Jou: This is it! We're done for!
Vampire pair: Wooooooooo!
~Then the trapdoor swung and they transported to the other side of the room~
Yami: *looking at the door* This door could help.
Tristan: *opens it*
Seto: Surprise!
~Seto was in the door unexpected. ~
Seto: I never expected you. But first. let Mokuba suck one of your bloods.
Mokuba: Hmmm. I pick Joey!
Seto: Save the dog for me and last!
Joey: Phew!
Seto: Go for Yami!
Tristan: NO!
Tea: We won't stand a chance!
Bakura: Not if I'm around.
Everyone: BAKURA!!
Seto: Bakura. *chuckles* Will you even stand a chance?
Bakura: *smirks* You see Seto, I myself. *shows fangs* am a vampire.
Vampire: Haven't we seen him before?
2nd Vampire: Yeah the psycho guy from Scream.
Vampire: *smacks his brother on the head* No, idiot! He's the boy who called us "homies"
2nd Vampire: Oh right. So?
Vampire: Maybe you're right. Popcorn?
2nd Vampire: Flavor?
Vampire: Blood.
2nd Vampire: Sweet!
Bakura: Let's get this over with!
Seto: Speak silent.
Bakura: And carry.
Both: *holds up a samurai sword* A big sword! *war cry*
Joey: Cool! Lord of the Rings, Yu-Gi-Oh! style!
~So the both were like fighting with unexpected samurai swords. ~
Joey: I stand corrected, I mean Kill Bill! Volume 2!
Seto: Make your move, Uma Thurman!
Bakura: Well, prepare to die Lucy Liu!
Both: *war cry again*
~They went on like this till I don't know Yami acted as peacemaker~
Yami: Stop it. You 2 act like little retarded children.
Both: Who you callin' retarded?
Yami: Uh. but that's not the point! My point is. look at you! You're all bloody! And you 2 aren't even rivals!
Seto: Gee. We didn't know.
Bakura: You're right, Pharaoh. We know exactly what to do.
Yami: Apologize?
Bakura: No.
Seto: We decided to kill you. *holding up sword*
Yami: Oh Ra. Guys! Little help!
Bakura: Oh Ra is correct, Pharaoh! Let's kill him Seto!
Seto: Right in front of you!
~They knock Yami unconscious and tie him up to a chair~
Yami: *wakes up* Wha?
Bakura: Mornin' Pharaoh!
Yami: You didn't kill me yet.
Seto: We know. We decided to uh. kill your little F-R-I-E-N-D-S first.
Bakura: Why did you spell out friends? *covers mouth* Uh-oh.
Vampire: Why? I don't get what's going on!
Tea: You shouldn't treat us this way Seto! And Bakura! You betrayed us! But we're still friends! And we stand up to our fears! No matter what happens we'll be there for each other! And when people think our friendship's breaking, it's almost like my heart will be broken! But my friends speak up and they don't let anyone boss them around! Friends help each other at all times and that's why-
~Before she finished her speech, a vampire bonked her unconscious~
Joey: Finally! It's about time someone did that!
Bakura: Nice work homies!
Vampire: Well we had to do it! We didn't want to spoil the good fight scenes.
2nd Vampire: What he said!
Seto: *looks around and sees Mokuba not around* Mokuba? Where'd Mokuba go?!
Everyone: Huh?
Seto: Where's Mokuba!? *panicking* Where's my little brother?! *grabs Joey's shirt* Alright mutt, where's my brother?!
Joey: Seto! Have you been drinking?
Vampire: We know how that feels!
Seto: If you don't give him to me now I will definitely-
Joey: Alright, alright! We'll help you find your brother if you free us!
Seto: Okay. But if you don't, I'll kill you!
Joey: Fine with me. *whimpers*
~So they all went looking for Mokuba, even in small things. They searched and searched for hours until they stopped at the cafeteria~
Seto: My Mokuba! He's lost! Where could I ever find him?!
Joey: If I were my enemy's brother, where would I hide?
Mokuba: *licking lollipop* Hey guys! Who are you looking for?
Tristan: Hey Mokuba! We're looking for Mokuba!
Mokuba: Okay. *leaves*
Seto: Wait a minute. MOKUBA!!! Wait! *runs for him*
Bakura: Wait. What are we? *looks at hands* We're like. unmutated beasts!
Joey: You're telling me.
Bakura: We're being slaved! How tragic! We can't just get away with that!
~Yami (who was still tied up to the chair) "jumped" his way to the place where they were~
Yami: You guys! There you are!
Bakura: Pharaoh!
Yami: Tomb Raider!
Bakura: Pharaoh!
Yami: Tomb Raider!
Bakura: Pharaoh!
Yami: Tomb Raider!
Joey: Puppy dog.
Yami: Tomb Raider! I never expected you!
Bakura: Speak for yourself!
Vampire: Hey! Pharaoh! Uh. hi Tomb Raider?
Both: You stay out of this!
Yami: You're the one who caused this!
Bakura: Look what you made us do!
Joey: Yeah! You stupid vampires!
2nd Vampire: I can't believe it! We're being accused again! Let's this ditch this place!
Vampire: Yeah! Let's partake a role in Barbie!
Bakura: Yeah! Go ahead and be sissy girl vampire homos!
Vampires: We ARE sissy girl vampire homos!
Yami: Oh. So do you know how to turn a vampire to human?
Vampire: Well. we do remember a siren named Nina.
Bakura: Nina?
Joey: A siren?
Tea: *who was awake from unconsciousness* Aren't sirens just legends?
Vampire: Helluuu? We are vampires! And we are legends! What do you think you're talking to? Air?
Joey: Maybe. (A/N: Joey was curious in the previous chapters. It was mentioned that he would even talk to the air)
2nd Vampire: Anywho, you can find her in some studio. She disguised herself as a singer.
Yami: Domino's soul siren?
Bakura: Great! Where could we find her?
Vampire: Didn't you listen? Some studio!
Yami: We know that! But which one?
Vampire: Some studio right down town.
Tea: Oh. wait. There is no studio down town.
Vampire: Well across town.
Tristan: Nothing there either.
Vampire: Well just look for her!
Yami: No! Crazy head!
2nd Vampire: She's a siren! How hard could it be?
~They all looked at each other. Now the gang searched for every studio they could find. Will they ever find the siren that is Nina? Find out in the next chapter of Psychotic Nights! ~
Yami: Nina? Ra, how will you ever change?
Ryou_Kaiba: I'm like that! What's your idea?!
Bakura: Do we get paid for this?
Ryou_Kaiba: Uh. heh. No.
Everyone: *glares at Ryou_Kaiba*
Ryou_Kaiba: Uh. I can pay for that.