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A/N: Yay! Another fic! I happen to really like this idea … my theory is that the HP books are bias and J.K. Rowling judges how you feel about certain characters by their actions. What you have to do is put yourself in the position of the character not in her favour. (Eg. Petunia seems like the kind of person who wouldn't just hold a grudge against her sister for no reason … maybe Lily and the marauders played some nasty tricks on her through every school holidays and snapped at her for not treating it as a joke. Also take into consideration that Lily was in fact the favourite.). The point of this fic is to shed some light on the behaviour of certain characters who have been (in most fic's) have been portrayed as evil, sluttish, mean or stupid. So don't be mad at me if you think that it's OOC.

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Disclaimer: I own nobody in this fic … because there's a word for that … its called slavery … and it's against the law!

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Draco approached the platform and entered the scarlet train that is the Hogwarts Express.

The summer holidays were over … and Draco hadn't enjoyed them one bit!

He hadn't enjoyed them because of his father and many of his father's clients coming in and out of the manor.

He made his way to the back of the train. He didn't want to be seen.

But, unfortunately, before he could reach an empty compartment, his henchmen, Crabbe and Goyle, approached him.

"Derrr…" stated Crabbe

"Draco old chap!" said Goyle, "fancy seeing you here … I thought you would be so ashamed that you had to repeat that you wouldn't have shown your face!"

"Gregory … I think your forgetting who you're speaking to …" Draco said calmly while clenching and unclenching his fists.

"No, Draco, I'm afraid that if you want us to offer you our services then you'll have to give us a pay rise."

"Derrr…."

Draco looked at his "friends" in shock. And in his shock he managed to walk away and straight into a very pretty girl with red hair and blue eyes, who in turn called him,

"- A wanking fuck face with bad hair! Get off me!"

Draco, who was still in shock said stupidly "Thorry" and walked into the nearest compartment and closed the door.

Inside there was only one boy who was rummaging through his trunk.

Draco sat down across from the boy and said, "Hi, my name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy."

The boy looked up and said in an unmistakably feminine voice, "Hi Malfoy Dracomalfoy, my name is Brett Plunket … but my friends all call me Brettle. DAMNIT! I brought the wrong trunk!" the boy then pulled out a pink bunny suit that had been enchanted to clothe itself on the first person that touches it. So here was this boy dressed in a pink bunny suit, just as the train started to leave.

Draco was a little amused, and tried to ignore the fact that the suit was a tight fit … and showed off the chubby boys abs, or lack of.

About half way through the train ride the door slid open and revealed … a woman and a cart of food … ooo000ooo food!!!

"Want anything from the trolley dears?"

"Yes, I want a Strawberry Moove, and a finger bun" said the boy in the bunny suit here after known only as "Brettle"

the aging witch giggled her ass off then said to Draco "You with him, as in with him?"

"No … I think I have to go over here now …" Draco moved out past the lady and left Brettle with his finger bun and Strawberry Moove.

Crabbe and Goyle returned to his side as fathful followers, well they did until Draco said that he wasn't going to pay them any money just to walk next to him. Then he was left in peace. Well as much peace as one can be left in when standing in a corridor of a moving carriage, which was the only thoroughfare to the front of the train.

Draco started to move towards the end carriage not knowing that the "dream team" was currently stuffing their faces with food/ occupying the space.

Draco walked into the carriage and saw the pretty red head that he had bumped into earlier.

She was currently glaring at another red head …

"OH MY GOD! IT'S A WEASLEY!"

The entire occupants of the compartment turned to glare at him.

"So … I may be a Weasley … but at least I'm not a major loser who had to repeat because I'm so dumb!" the girl said as she stood and walked out.

"Thanks a lot Malfoy!" yelled Harry … who was just about to force himself upon the girl.

Draco followed the girl into another compartment to talk and Harry got mad.

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TBC

~The Golden Goose

~Evil*Fairy