~Psychotic Nights: Blue the Psycho Dog~

DISCLAIMER: I don't own everyone in Yu-Gi-Oh! But if Blue owned it, it would be called Blue-Gi-Oh!

Seto: Blue-Gi-Oh?

Blue: RUFF! RUFF!!

Yugi: Horror! Run!!!

~The usual book entrance in Blue's Clues appears on the ground. The gang (Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Ryou, Malik & Isis) was walking by it. The usual, Joey, picks it up~

Joey: *holding up book* Hey look guys! This book is kinda familiar.

Yugi: Uh-oh! Joey be careful!

Joey: *opens it*

~Then a huge portal sucks them inside the book. They landed on soft green grass and they were in front of a huge house with a red roof~

Tea: Where are we?

Tristan: Probably JOEY knows!

Joey: I didn't know what the heck was inside it!

Ryou: Maybe we're in a whereabouts of a character that is famous but terribly feared.

Yugi: The Telletubbies?

Everyone: *hits him with a pillow*

Yugi: What?! It's true!

Isis: Wait! I think I'm sensing something!

Malik: Red roofs! That is definitely not an evil place!

Yugi: We could just ask the nice man with squares on his shirt!

Tristan: Nice man with squares on his shirt?

Isis: I saw it right!

Tea: Which means?

Joey: Uh.

Malik: We just met-

Joe: Hi friends!

Everyone: Joe.

Joe: Seems that you know my name already! I'm Joe! And you are?

Joey: Somebody introduce us.

Joe: What's your name?

Joey: Ikes! I mean. I'm Joey Wheeler!

Joe: Hi Joey! Mind if you introduce-

Blue: RUFF! RUFF!!

Joe: Oh hey Blue!

Malik: This is it. The horror of all horrors!

Joe: This is my brother's dog Blue! Blue this is Joey! He's about to introduce us to some of his friends!

Joey: Uh. gladly! This electric Pikachu is Yugi Mutou!

Yugi: Hi Joe! *laughs nervously* *to himself* Glad that's over.

Joey: This girl in skirt is Tea Gardner!

Tea: Hey Joe! *reaches hand out*

Yugi: AAH! *grabs Tea's arm* You'll be affected!

Joey: The guy with pointy brown hair is Tristan Taylor!

Tristan: Wassup?

Joey: The boy with a British accent is Ryou Bakura!

Ryou: Howdy!

Joey: The boy with a freakish maniac laugh is Malik Ishtar!

Malik: Die mortal fool! *about to poke Joe with his Millenium Rod*

Isis: No killing in front of a guest! *grabs Rod* I'll introduce myself! I'm Isis Ishtar.

Joe: Oh and please! You're our guest! Come on in!

Yugi: We're going inside their residence!

Joe: Then we'll meet our friends!

Yugi: Then we're going to meet their friends!

Joe: Then maybe we can play Blue's Clues!

Yugi: Then we'll play Blue's Clues!

Everyone: *hits him with a pillow*

Joey: Man you repeat what he says!

Malik: I'm not even sure if he's even a he!

Joe: ^_^

Malik: Stop smiling!

Joe: ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Malik: No more smiling and let us enter to meet your mortally mortal friends!

~Inside the house~

Everyone: *staring blankly at the space they're in*

Joe: Welcome! Blue was just here building blocks when you came in!

Malik: Surprise?

Blue: *finishes the building* RUFF! RUFF!! RUFF!!!

Joe: Look! Blue just finished it!

Everyone: Hoo-rah, yeah, yay, whatever.

Yugi: *goes near to have a closer look and trips on it* Whoops! My bad!

Joe: That's okay. Blue, do you still want to play with your building blocks?

Blue: *shakes head*

Joe: No? Then what do you want to play?

Joey: We could just play Duel Monsters!

Joe: Duel what?

Joey: -_- Oh forget it!

Blue: RUFF! *puts a paw print on the screen*

Joe: Oh right! We could play *hand motion* Blue's Clues to figure out what Blue wants to do next! I love Blue's Clues!

Malik: Yeah. And we don't care!

Joe: We are going to play Blue's Clues, we are going to play Blue's Clues! We are going to play Blue's Clues! Coz it's a really great game! You know what we need! Our handy dandy.

Kids: NOTEBOOK!!!

Yugi: Kiddies! They're everywhere!

Tristan: Phantom voices!

Joe: Come on friends! Let's go to the Side table drawer!

Isis: Side Table Drawer?

Side Table Drawer: Hi Joe! Who're your friends? *eyes on Joey*

Joey: Why's it staring at me?

Joe: Oh that's Joey, Yugi, Tristan, Tea, Malik and Isis!

Side Table Drawer: Hi! Hey, Joey!

Joe: We're just going to get our-

Side Table Drawer: *opens and shows notebook*

Joe: Handy Dandy Notebook. Well, why do you know?

Joey: Can we get outta here?

Joe: To play Blue's Clues we gotta find a.

Kids: A PAW PRINT!!!

Joe: Right! And that's our first.

Kids: CLUE!!!

Joe: A clue?

Kids: A CLUE!

Joe: Then we put in our-

Kids: NOTEBOOK!

Joe: Coz the Blue's Clues, Blue's Clues! *dances*

Tea: Do we have to follow him?

Joe: We find another paw print! That's our 2nd clue! We put in our notebook coz the who's clues? Blue's Clues!

Malik: Ra, that's scary!

Joe: We find another paw print! That's our 3rd clue! We put it in our notebook coz the who's clues? Blue's Clues! You know what to do!

Yugi: No we don't.

Joe: We sit down on our thinking chair and think.

Joey: Huh?

Joe: Think.

Tristan: Wha?

Joe: Thiiink!

Isis: Think?

Joe: Coz if we use our minds and take a step out of time can do anything. *goes down*

Blue: *jumps to the screen* BOW!

Joe: *up* That we wanna do! *hand spread*

Joey: Okay.

Joe: Did you see where Blue went?

Malik: He went that away! Stupid!

Joe: Gee, thanks! *goes to the way Malik pointed*

Isis: Let's follow him?

Joey: Okay!

Everyone: *follows Joe*

Blue: *with Joe not knowing* *evilly grins*

Joe: *gayilly walks* We are looking for Blue's Clues, we are looking for Blue's Clues, we are looking for Blue's Clues wonder where they are.

Kid: A CLUE!! A CLUE!!

Joe: The glue was spilled? *looks at glue* It's just fine!

Joey: *looks at ice* Hey! The ice got contaminated!

Kid: No! A clue!

Joe: Oh you saw a clue? Where?

Kid: Right there! Where Joey is!

Joey: What did I do?

Joe: Oh! That ice is a clue!

Yugi: It is?

Joe: Now we'll have to put it in our. *holds up notebook* notebook!

Ryou: That's just great!

Joe: *draws an ice cube on the notebook* And our first clue is. ice! *the picture above his head*

Tristan: Where did that come from?

Mr. Salt: Joe! Joe!

Everyone: *hugs each other* AAAAAHHH!!!

Ryou_Kaiba: It's so magnificent!

Blue: RUFF!!

Joey: I saw that dog grin! I SAW IT GRIN!!!

Joe: Hey everyone! *holding Boris the duck*

Malik: Ducky! *gets it and rips off its head* Oops. Oh well! Crap! *throws it away*

Joe: No! BORIS!!! *flaming eyes* You'll die!!! *chases Malik*

Tristan: That thing has a name?