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A/N: Yay! Another fic! I happen to really like this idea … my theory is that the HP books are bias and J.K. Rowling judges how you feel about certain characters by their actions. What you have to do is put yourself in the position of the character not in her favour. (Eg. Petunia seems like the kind of person who wouldn't just hold a grudge against her sister for no reason … maybe Lily and the marauders played some nasty tricks on her through every school holidays and snapped at her for not treating it as a joke. Also take into consideration that Lily was in fact the favourite.). The point of this fic is to shed some light on the behaviour of certain characters who have been (in most fic's) have been portrayed as evil, sluttish, mean or stupid. So don't be mad at me if you think that it's OOC.
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Disclaimer: I own nobody in this fic … because there's a word for that … its called slavery … and it's against the law!
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Draco and the red head made their way to the carriage where Brettle was on the phone to what seemed like a flower shop because he was saying, "I would like a single blue rose send to my dormitory at Hogwarts. Not dark blue. Not light blue. Just blue."
"Ummm … excuse me … Brettle? I was wondering … I was just wondering if you could possibly give me and this charming young lady the opportunity be alone for the duration of this locomotive journey?" Draco asked, only to be glared at by Brettle.
"Excuse me!!! I'm on the phone!!!" Brettle exclaimed.
Suddenly, Ginny ripped off her clothes. Underneath she had a complete bondage mistress costume. Brettle screamed "IT'S A WOMAN!!!" and ran out of the compartment.
Ginny closed the door with a sense of urgency and was about to jump Draco when he stuttered, "um, um … I I I … I don't think this is appropriate …"
"Why did you bring me here then?" Ginny asked
Draco broke down in tears and said, "OK, OK! I'll tell you!!! My father isn't really a death eater!!! He was actually under a spell the first time … now he owns a gay flower shop and is cheating on my mother with his lover … I'm just telling everyone that he's back on the dark side because I'm embarrassed!"
"Ha, Ha, Ha!!! Wait till everyone hears about this!!!" Ginny yelled then ran to Harry and told him all about it.
Harry approached Draco and said, "I wont tell anyone and I'll get Ginny not to tell anyone else if you do anything anyone tells you to!"
"Alright … but what if someone tells me to go to hell?" Draco asked
Harry just opened the compartment door and walked out as Pansy fell in cos she was listening at he door.
"Ha, ha, ha! Im going to exploit Harry's evil plot! Draco … let me cut your hair!" Pansy yelled
"oh no …" Draco moaned as Pansy started shaving all his beautiful hair off.
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TBC
~The Golden Goose