~Psychotic Nights: Where the Clue is at~
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Blue's Clues. If I did own Yu-Gi-Oh! I would delete Seto from the show and hog him up for myself. And if I did own Blue's Clues, I would make Joe & Steve NOT gay or simply just shut it down!
Ryou: That's just selfish!
Ryou_Kaiba: Why? Do you want Seto?
Ryou: Do I look like a fan girl?
Bakura: *waves a wand and dresses Ryou in a Sailormoon outfit*
Ryou: Oh this is crap!
Ryou_Kaiba: I enjoy it!
~In the kitchen~
Mr. Salt: Joe! You have friends!
Malik: We're not friends! We're fiends!
Joe: What's a fiend?
Malik: You imbecile! You don't know fiend?! Listen you mothafu-
Isis: Malik! No swearing!
Malik: But dear big sister! He doesn't know fiend!
Mrs. Pepper: All of them are not important. We need help!
Paprika: Paprika hungry!
Joe: Oh I see. Paprika's hungry!
Yugi: Who's Paprika?
Paprika: I am!
Tristan: Spices?
Mrs. Pepper: Our daughter-
Joey: Daughter?
Joe: I'm sorry! This is Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper and their daughter Paprika!
Tea: Salt and pepper mixes to make paprika! What's next? Cinnamon?
Mrs. Pepper: Oh Cinnamon!
Paprika: Little brother!
Tea: Then what? Parsley!?
Mr. Salt: Probably.
Yugi: How do you even reproduce? You get a new container?
Joey: Mystery is. how do they even talk?
Ryou: *sneaks and separates the group* *Millenium Ring glows*
Yugi: Another one is. They're couples and they have totally different names!
Bakura: The dog is somewhere. *sees a string* He'll never fool me. Or it was she, he, she, it. Oh whatever!
Blue: RUFF!
Bakura: EVIL GAY DOG!!! *chases Blue*
Blue: RUFF!!! RUFF!!! RUFF!!!
Bakura: Ha! I speak dog! You think I don't understand you? You just said. GASP! Psycho human homo?! AAAAAHHH!!!! I'M NOT THAT ONE!!! BLAME THE GAY HOST!!!
Blue: Ruff, ruff, ruff.
Bakura: So you act evil because you don't want to work with him anymore?
Blue: Ruff!
Bakura: Well lucky you! We can work together and control the show!
Blue: Ruff!
Blue & Bakura: *smirks and laughs evilly*
Bakura: By the way. how'd you laugh?
~Back at the counter in the kitchen~
Joe: Who wants to feed her?
Malik: Oh I'll feed her some sh-
Joe: Shell? Isn't that too hard?
Malik: Quiet you fu-
Joe: Fur? I'm not that!
Malik: Never mind!
Joe: Let's count some fruits!
Mrs. Pepper: There should be 1 banana, 2 mangoes, 2 oranges and 4 apples!
Mr. Salt: We'll be back!
Joe: Okay. Hey guys! We should help Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper!
Malik: Why should we?
Joe: They're our friends!
Joey: Not OUR friends! They're YOURS!!!
Joe: Don't be silly! We're all friends!
Tea: I'd have to agree!
Tristan: You agree with anything that has to do with good friendship!
Joe: So Joey, why won't you help?
Joey: Dude, seriously! Count 'em yourself!
Joe: Well "dude" the person who helps will get cookies!
Yugi: Ooh! I'm in!
Everyone: *hits Yugi with a pillow* It's a trap!
Yugi: Ow.
Joe: Fine, I'll count them myself! But Mr. Salt makes good chocolate chip chewy choco cookies!
Everyone: *drools*
Joe: Then I'll get them because I am the only one who helped counting!
Malik: Cookies are boring! Besides, I want MEAT!!! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
~Then a glass with a paw print rolls down~
Joe: Whoops. Isis could you get that?
Isis: *picks it up*
Kids: A CLUE!!!
Yugi: *jumps to Tea* AAAH!! Mordor speaks to us. Lord Sauron is approaching. he has come to take the ONE RING!!!
Joey: Pull yourself together, Frodo Baggins!
Joe: The kids said a spoon. Why would you want a spoon?
Kid: No! A clue!
Joe: Oh you saw a clue!? Where?
Kid: Right there! With Isis!
Isis: What?
Joe: *looks at glass* Oh! There it is! You know what this means?
Yugi: It's the end of the world?
Joey: Seto will stop liking Serenity?
Tea: Everyone will listen to my speeches?
Tristan: People will treat me more than an extra?
Malik: I will control the whole universe?
Isis: The tablets will be stolen?
Joe: No! We're going to need our handy dandy-
Kids: NOTEBOOK!!!
Joe: Notebook! Right!
Yugi: Joe. Do you have something to do with Mordor? Those voices creep me.
Joe: *draws a glass* And we have glass!
~So after counting fruits~
Voice: Mail time, mail time! MAIL TIME!!!
Joe: The mail is coming! *does that mail dance* Here's the mail it never fails.
Malik: What if it did?
Joe: It makes me wanna wag my tail!
Tristan: You don't have a tail.
Joe: When it comes I wanna wail. MAIL!!!
Yugi: Mail time! Oh goodie.
Mailbox: Hiya Joe!
Joe: Hey Mailbox!
Joey: The mail talks!
~After the blabbing of the mail.~
Kids: Bye Joe!
Joe: Bye! Wow.
Yugi: It wasn't that "wow" ish.
Blue: Bow ba bow Ruff!
Bakura: Hello you people!
Yugi: Bakura?
Malik: Bakura!
Bakura: Pharaoh and Malik!
Blue: Bow! *skidoos in Yugi's deck*
Yugi: Hey!
Joe: Blue just skidoo into Yugi's deck! Let's go too! Come on!
Joey: Uh. how?
Joe: It's easy! *does that dance* Blue skidoo, we can too! *goes in Yugi's deck*
Everyone: *follows Joe and skidoos in Yugi's deck*
Joe: It's awfully dark in here.
Malik: It's called the Shadow Realm, stupid!
Joe: ^_^
Malik: Stop that.
Joe: ^_^^_^^_^
Malik: DON'T SMILE AT ME LIKE A HOMO!!!
Yugi: Dark Magician with Dark Magician Girl!
Dark Magician: And I said it's not Black Magic it's Dark Magic! Who would name a move black?
Dark Magician Girl: I don't know. Probably Konami?
Yugi: Hey! Ack! Losing. ENERGY!!! *Millenium Puzzle glows and turns to Yami Yugi* Right on time.
Joe: Hello!
Yami Y: What the f-
Joe: FUDGE!!!
Yami Y: Huh?
Malik: Long story.
Joe: Let's move on!
~Then they spot Gaia the Fierce Knight galloping across the field~
Joey: It's Gaia!
Gaia: Ha Ya!
Yami Y: Look at him go!
~ Summoned Skull then they spot. ~
Yami Y: Summoned Skull!
Summoned Skull: Who dares to awaken me?
Yami Y: Hey Summoned Skull.
Summoned Skull: Oh hey Yugi! *eyes widen* Yugi! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to. It's just. Uh. I can pay for that.
Yami Y: No need.
Joe: Hey Summoned Skull! ^_^
Summoned Skull: *whispers to Yami* Who is HE?
Yami Y: *laughs nervously* New guy. Joe. Work with it.
Joe: ^_^
Ryou_Kaiba: That was fun!
Joe: ^_^ WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Joey: You just had to do that.
Joe: ^__________________________________^
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Blue's Clues. If I did own Yu-Gi-Oh! I would delete Seto from the show and hog him up for myself. And if I did own Blue's Clues, I would make Joe & Steve NOT gay or simply just shut it down!
Ryou: That's just selfish!
Ryou_Kaiba: Why? Do you want Seto?
Ryou: Do I look like a fan girl?
Bakura: *waves a wand and dresses Ryou in a Sailormoon outfit*
Ryou: Oh this is crap!
Ryou_Kaiba: I enjoy it!
~In the kitchen~
Mr. Salt: Joe! You have friends!
Malik: We're not friends! We're fiends!
Joe: What's a fiend?
Malik: You imbecile! You don't know fiend?! Listen you mothafu-
Isis: Malik! No swearing!
Malik: But dear big sister! He doesn't know fiend!
Mrs. Pepper: All of them are not important. We need help!
Paprika: Paprika hungry!
Joe: Oh I see. Paprika's hungry!
Yugi: Who's Paprika?
Paprika: I am!
Tristan: Spices?
Mrs. Pepper: Our daughter-
Joey: Daughter?
Joe: I'm sorry! This is Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper and their daughter Paprika!
Tea: Salt and pepper mixes to make paprika! What's next? Cinnamon?
Mrs. Pepper: Oh Cinnamon!
Paprika: Little brother!
Tea: Then what? Parsley!?
Mr. Salt: Probably.
Yugi: How do you even reproduce? You get a new container?
Joey: Mystery is. how do they even talk?
Ryou: *sneaks and separates the group* *Millenium Ring glows*
Yugi: Another one is. They're couples and they have totally different names!
Bakura: The dog is somewhere. *sees a string* He'll never fool me. Or it was she, he, she, it. Oh whatever!
Blue: RUFF!
Bakura: EVIL GAY DOG!!! *chases Blue*
Blue: RUFF!!! RUFF!!! RUFF!!!
Bakura: Ha! I speak dog! You think I don't understand you? You just said. GASP! Psycho human homo?! AAAAAHHH!!!! I'M NOT THAT ONE!!! BLAME THE GAY HOST!!!
Blue: Ruff, ruff, ruff.
Bakura: So you act evil because you don't want to work with him anymore?
Blue: Ruff!
Bakura: Well lucky you! We can work together and control the show!
Blue: Ruff!
Blue & Bakura: *smirks and laughs evilly*
Bakura: By the way. how'd you laugh?
~Back at the counter in the kitchen~
Joe: Who wants to feed her?
Malik: Oh I'll feed her some sh-
Joe: Shell? Isn't that too hard?
Malik: Quiet you fu-
Joe: Fur? I'm not that!
Malik: Never mind!
Joe: Let's count some fruits!
Mrs. Pepper: There should be 1 banana, 2 mangoes, 2 oranges and 4 apples!
Mr. Salt: We'll be back!
Joe: Okay. Hey guys! We should help Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper!
Malik: Why should we?
Joe: They're our friends!
Joey: Not OUR friends! They're YOURS!!!
Joe: Don't be silly! We're all friends!
Tea: I'd have to agree!
Tristan: You agree with anything that has to do with good friendship!
Joe: So Joey, why won't you help?
Joey: Dude, seriously! Count 'em yourself!
Joe: Well "dude" the person who helps will get cookies!
Yugi: Ooh! I'm in!
Everyone: *hits Yugi with a pillow* It's a trap!
Yugi: Ow.
Joe: Fine, I'll count them myself! But Mr. Salt makes good chocolate chip chewy choco cookies!
Everyone: *drools*
Joe: Then I'll get them because I am the only one who helped counting!
Malik: Cookies are boring! Besides, I want MEAT!!! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!
~Then a glass with a paw print rolls down~
Joe: Whoops. Isis could you get that?
Isis: *picks it up*
Kids: A CLUE!!!
Yugi: *jumps to Tea* AAAH!! Mordor speaks to us. Lord Sauron is approaching. he has come to take the ONE RING!!!
Joey: Pull yourself together, Frodo Baggins!
Joe: The kids said a spoon. Why would you want a spoon?
Kid: No! A clue!
Joe: Oh you saw a clue!? Where?
Kid: Right there! With Isis!
Isis: What?
Joe: *looks at glass* Oh! There it is! You know what this means?
Yugi: It's the end of the world?
Joey: Seto will stop liking Serenity?
Tea: Everyone will listen to my speeches?
Tristan: People will treat me more than an extra?
Malik: I will control the whole universe?
Isis: The tablets will be stolen?
Joe: No! We're going to need our handy dandy-
Kids: NOTEBOOK!!!
Joe: Notebook! Right!
Yugi: Joe. Do you have something to do with Mordor? Those voices creep me.
Joe: *draws a glass* And we have glass!
~So after counting fruits~
Voice: Mail time, mail time! MAIL TIME!!!
Joe: The mail is coming! *does that mail dance* Here's the mail it never fails.
Malik: What if it did?
Joe: It makes me wanna wag my tail!
Tristan: You don't have a tail.
Joe: When it comes I wanna wail. MAIL!!!
Yugi: Mail time! Oh goodie.
Mailbox: Hiya Joe!
Joe: Hey Mailbox!
Joey: The mail talks!
~After the blabbing of the mail.~
Kids: Bye Joe!
Joe: Bye! Wow.
Yugi: It wasn't that "wow" ish.
Blue: Bow ba bow Ruff!
Bakura: Hello you people!
Yugi: Bakura?
Malik: Bakura!
Bakura: Pharaoh and Malik!
Blue: Bow! *skidoos in Yugi's deck*
Yugi: Hey!
Joe: Blue just skidoo into Yugi's deck! Let's go too! Come on!
Joey: Uh. how?
Joe: It's easy! *does that dance* Blue skidoo, we can too! *goes in Yugi's deck*
Everyone: *follows Joe and skidoos in Yugi's deck*
Joe: It's awfully dark in here.
Malik: It's called the Shadow Realm, stupid!
Joe: ^_^
Malik: Stop that.
Joe: ^_^^_^^_^
Malik: DON'T SMILE AT ME LIKE A HOMO!!!
Yugi: Dark Magician with Dark Magician Girl!
Dark Magician: And I said it's not Black Magic it's Dark Magic! Who would name a move black?
Dark Magician Girl: I don't know. Probably Konami?
Yugi: Hey! Ack! Losing. ENERGY!!! *Millenium Puzzle glows and turns to Yami Yugi* Right on time.
Joe: Hello!
Yami Y: What the f-
Joe: FUDGE!!!
Yami Y: Huh?
Malik: Long story.
Joe: Let's move on!
~Then they spot Gaia the Fierce Knight galloping across the field~
Joey: It's Gaia!
Gaia: Ha Ya!
Yami Y: Look at him go!
~ Summoned Skull then they spot. ~
Yami Y: Summoned Skull!
Summoned Skull: Who dares to awaken me?
Yami Y: Hey Summoned Skull.
Summoned Skull: Oh hey Yugi! *eyes widen* Yugi! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to. It's just. Uh. I can pay for that.
Yami Y: No need.
Joe: Hey Summoned Skull! ^_^
Summoned Skull: *whispers to Yami* Who is HE?
Yami Y: *laughs nervously* New guy. Joe. Work with it.
Joe: ^_^
Ryou_Kaiba: That was fun!
Joe: ^_^ WEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Joey: You just had to do that.
Joe: ^__________________________________^