Title : Anything But Ordinary
Author : Unquestionable
Disclaimer : I still do not own Slamdunk and considering that I'm billions of times poorer than Bill Gates, I do not expect to buy the rights from Takehiko Inoue anytime soon.
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Chapter 2
[ Rukawa's POV]
I heard the teacher yelling, shouting, screaming, cursing, swearing at me but I ignored it and continued sleeping just to annoy him.
After a while, that craphead teacher finally decided to act civilized and there was a little peace…but..
But I felt someone staring at me, so I woke up and saw –wow! What a surprise- another fan girl staring at me.
I gave her my famous ice-cold stare and she didn't even flinch! Plus, she even called me 'baka'.
Anyway, she's getting a lecture by the teacher for writing some stupid love letter.
Serves her right!
I knew that she didn't write it but I just couldn't be bothered to defend her. I'll just go back to sleep now….zzzZZZZ
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[ Miharu's POV]
BLUMP! The sound of the murky coleslaw being dumped on my plate.
PLUNK! The sound of the incredibly burnt chicken thrown on my plate.
SPLAT! The sound of the clumpy gravy being scooped on my plate.
THUNK! The sound of the rock-hard muffin being placed on my tray.
The sound of music…..
I stared at my 'lunch' if that's what you call burnt to crisp chicken and 100-year-old gravy with diluted coleslaw and moldy muffin as side dish. I stared at the cafeteria lady and the first thing that ran through my mind was – How many students here have died from food poisoning?
"What are you looking at? Want some ketchup?" the lady asked, probably thinking I'm some abnormal girl who loves staring at cafeteria ladies.
She immediately took a bottle of ketchup and squirted it all over my plate before I could say anything.
"Thanks a LOT!" I said through clenched teeth.
Inner peace. Ohm…. Ohm…- - - - Using what I learnt from the meditation tape I just bought to keep control of my temper.
"No problem, girly," the lady said, grinning which made me notice that she didn't have her two front teeth.
I took my tray and scanned around the cafeteria for a seat. Most of the tables were already full. It was then I saw the ….. Little Witch aka Sugiro, my maggot step-sister sitting on a table with people crowded around her.
Typical. She's always the popular one. First day of school and she gets a horde of new friends.
Me? I'll be truly amazed if a fly would even want to come near me.
She's so damn perfect. Perfectly dense that is!
As I passed by her table, she called me.
"Miharu, hey Miharu!," she yelled out.
"What?" I replied, trying to express as much boredom as I could.
"How did you manage to arrive to school on time? Oh, wait. Don't tell me. You probably had to rush like hell to get here. That explains why your hair is such a frizz and your uniform looks so dishevel. By the way, I know a good surgeon who can help you remove that HUMONGOUS ZIT on your chin. I'll give you his phone number later," Sugiro said, insulting me in front of the whole cafeteria.
This confirms my suspicions : Sugiro is an asshole.
"Oh, my! You're so smart. Is this why your head looks bigger than your body?" I said sarcastically.
"What??? My head looks bigger than my body?" she asked self-consciously.
"Is my head big???" she went around asking everyone.
I rolled my eyes. Bimbos like her only care about their looks. Before I left the cafeteria, I saw Sugiro measuring her head with a ruler and comparing it with her friends. BIMBOS. *Sigh*
Sometimes, I almost fell pitiful for them. Almost. I said almost.
I finally decided to have my lunch on the rooftop where I could have some peace and quiet. The clear blue sky with the soft cotton-like clouds looked so enchanting. As I bit my muffin while enjoying the scenery, I felt pain shot up my jaws.
Owwww…..What kind of muffin is this? It's terribly hard.
I threw the muffin behind me while rubbing my jaw. I heard someone winced behind me. I turned around and saw that my muffin had hit some guy on his nose. His nose was starting to turn red and a trace of blood seemed to be flowing out.
Hard muffins – Dangerous!
"I'm sorry. Gomen. Gom…. Oh, it's you. Forget about it then," I started to apologize until I saw my muffin had hit a person that I didn't exactly like.
Count Dracula aka Mr. Rukawa Kaede aka Mr. Popular-guy-which-all-girls-want. I finally found out who was Rukawa through some fan girls near the lockers earlier. According to them, he is the 'maggot' who sits beside me in class.
Surprise, surprise….
"Do'aho," he said to me.
"Get lost, why don't you?" I told him.
"Do'aho. This is my place," he replied.
"Really? I don't see your name anywhere," I said pretending to look around for his name.
"You. Go. Away," he said in that monotone voice of his.
"NO! Why should I?" I defended myself.
"Go away,' he replied.
Whoa, he's such a talkative person.
" Read my lips, NO," I said.
Then he advanced slowly towards me and said," No one disturbs my sleep,"
"No one until now," I said.
He suddenly grabbed my arm and dragged me towards the door.
"Let go, you pasty-skin jerk!" I shouted, trying to release my arm from his grip.
I used my other hand and punched him in the stomach. Hard. His grasp loosened and he stared at me with what seemed a trace of surprise.
You're lucky I didn't kick your balls instead! If not, you would be groaning and jumping all over the school.
"Rukawa!!! Daijobu?" three girls appeared out of nowhere wearing cheerleading outfits asked worriedly.
"How dare you hurt my Rukawa!" the girl with the word RU printed on her outfit said.
Your Rukawa? Since when did you own him?
"You shall pay for this you, %@*$#-ing bitch!" they yelled and walked menacingly towards me.
Oookay. First tip on the Survival in the Kingdom of Bimbos :- When a certain bimbo is pissed, try diverting her attention by commenting on how pretty she looks. This is sure to work. If it doesn't then, the girl in front of you isn't a bimbo.
"Wow…you have such er…silky and clean hair," I said to RU, although her hair was in clumps and was full with dandruff.
"And you, your eyes are so..so… big and…lovely," I told KA although I couldn't even see her eyes since it was way too small.
"You, amazing…nose you have. It's so…sharp and has the perfect shape," I told WA although her nose was super flat and huge.
"Really?? I need a mirror!" the three of them squealed and rushed off to the bathroom.
Phew, that was close!
"Nyahahaha….ore wa tensai!!"I laughed.
I looked around and saw that Rukawa had already left.
I hope I'll never have to see that obnoxious jerk ever again!
[ Rukawa's POV ]
She punched me……
Do'aho.
I hope I'll never have to see her again….
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"Attention,class! Today I have a new project for all of you," the teacher, Ms. Kuriko announced. Her announcement was met with several groans and sighs.
"You will have to learn, how to manage a baby!" Ms. Kuriko said.
"Nani? You mean we get to…..you know?" a very excited boy asked.
"No! You will be given dolls. Not just any kind of usual dolls. This dolls are designed to cry at times and you will have to figure out how to stop them. It might mean that they're hungry, sleepy or you need to change their diapers. There is a chip at the back of the babies which will grade how well you take care of them. At the end of this project, you will have to write a report. Half of your end-year exam marks will be taken from this project.," the teacher explained.
Dolls??? Mechanical dolls? Is it something like Child's Play. Where that evil doll named Chucky comes alive….That doesn't sound very nice.
"I will now separate you in pairs. The first pair on the list, Rukawa Kaede and Haikari Miharu," the teacher said.
What??? Damn….first evil dolls, now blood-sucking vampires….
[ Rukawa's POV }
zzzzZZZZ….Wh..What?....ohh…Damn…..
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