Tittle: Princess Zelda's Top 10 Questions
Chapter 2
Summary: Rated For Sexual Content & Wind Waker Bashing. Princess Zelda Looks Back On The Day She And Link Eloped Back In The 1980's With The Help Of Captin N And His Friends, Then Upon Looking At The Most Recent Games, Forms 10 Questions That Makes Her Fear That Their Relationship May Not Last Much Longer, And REALLY Make Her P!$$@d Off At The Game Programers. This Starts Out Romantic And Eventually Becomes A Sort Of Lemon/Hentai Fic Later. It's Also Meant To Be Commical. But The End Is Basicly An Irritated Fan's Way Of Taking It Out On The Game Programers. ^_* Fair Warning, however, There Is A Bit Of A Spoiler For The New Cell Shaded Game They're Comming Out With. By the way, I wrote this back before Windwaker had actually been released for sale, so Link and Zelda were meant to look like the best versions of them ever, the Smash Brothers Melee versions. However, now that Soul Callibure 2 on Game Cube has been released, Zelda is still based off the Smash Brothers Melee version, while Link is now based off the better version in Soul Callibure 2 with those gorgeous soul-melting blue eyes of his. 3 *Sigh.* If only ALL men could look like that... ^_^
Written By: Salt_the_Catgirl
Disclaimer: I, Obviously, Do NOT Own Any Rights Or Characters To Zelda, Captin N, Mario Brothers, Mega Man, Or Smash Brothers Meele, Thousand Arms, Tenchi Muyo, or Ranma 1/2 , WHATSOEVER. I also do not own Cartoon Network. I Would Also Like To Point Out That No Game Programers Were ACTUALLY Hurt In The Making Of This Fic. ^_* (This Disclaimer, Of Course, Includes Any Such Materials As Animated Series; Anime; Video Games For Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Game Boy, Game Boy Pocket, N 64, Play Station, Play Station 2, Game Boy Advance, And Game Cube; Manga/Comics; Movies; Collectable And Plush Figures, Collectors Cards, Music, And/Or Memorabillia.)
The Nintendo Studios, The Next Day:
Three of the top programers for the Zelda games, in charge of over seeing story lines and graphics, were surprised to find Link and Zelda waiting outside the studio for them. Link glanced at a nearby clock. "Comming in a little early, aren't you...?" he asked. "This place isn't usually open for another hour or so."
"What are you two doing here!?" one of the programers asked.
"We need to talk," Zelda demanded.
"Zelda and I have a few complaints about the way things are going with the games," Link said.
"All right," a second programer said. "Let's go inside and talk, then." He walked up and unlocked the doors to the studios and the five of them went inside. The programers took Link and Zelda to the confrence room. Everyone sat down and Zelda started to explain to the programers what had been bothering her, perpously leaving out any mention of Captin N, just to see what they had to say.
"You're upset because we added in a few new characters...?" the third programer asked.
"NO! Not JUST because you added in a few new characters!" Zelda said, a bit irritated. "But the fact that those characters are after MY LINK...!"
"YOU'RE LINK!?" the programers all asked in unison.
"Don't you guys get it...? Almost nobody remembers the series Captin N, therefore even fewer people remember what happened when we were on it," Link said. "There are plenty of fans of the old games, our old animated series, and the new games that STILL want me and Zelda together. However, there's at least three or four out there who remember we eloped back in the 1980's on television!"
"No matter what you do in the series to try and bring anything between me and Link, the majority of fans are going to keep the two of us together in fan-fics and fan-art anyway... Maybe instead of doing the game series backwards, you should have done like most series and done it from begining to end, where it would make SENSE!?" Zelda glared at them as she said this.
The programers froze up for a moment, not sure what to say. It was obvious Link and Zelda were upset, and they had to watch what they said or the confrence room could end up the next Super Smash Brothers stage. "Well, you realize the animated series aren't made by us, right...?" the first one asked.
"Even so, you should have took them into consideration when developing story plots for the games!" Zelda fumed.
"Well, Princess Zelda, like you said, not many people remember them," the second one said.
"Well, you guys have made it all too obvious YOU don't," Link groaned.
"Well, part of the reason we came up with the other girls is because we were thinking of eventually making one of your games sort of like the Thousand Arms game. We thought it would be interesting," the third said. The other two looked at him with huge sweatdrops, this was obviously NOT the thing to say as Zelda and Link both looked really ticked off now.
"YOU WERE GONNA' WHAT...!?" the two of them shouted jumping out of their chairs.
"That'll only complicate things even more!" Link protested.
"All right, I'm through talking..." Zelda said. "You guys might want to start looking for a new series, if things keep up like this, Link and I might just quit!" She started to head for the door.
"Quit...!?" the programers exclaimed. One of them jumped up, and in a poor attempt to get between Zelda and the door, in order to stop her so they could talk something out, lost his footing and found himself having to catch hold of her in order to keep from hitting the floor. Zelda shrieked as he fell over on her, it would have been better if he'd hit the floor, because while one of his hands had caught her wrist, his other had landed dangerously close to her chest.
Almost instantly, Link's swoard was at the unfortunate programer's throat. "Get your hands off of her..." he said. Link wraped his arm around Zelda's waist and gently pulled her closer to him, right out from under the programer, causing him to fall, face first, on the floor.
"Well..." the programer said, pushing himself off the floor and brushing himself off. "At least I didn't touch them..."
"Oh, you WANTED to touch them, though, didn't you...!?" Zelda said.
"No, not really...!" the programmer said deffinsively.
"Really...?" Link asked.
"Well, maybe... I mean... Look at her...!" The programer realizes what he's just said and jumps back a bit. "But that doesn't mean I would have!" he said.
Zelda suddenly remembered she had one more thing she wanted to bring up with them about one of the new games comming out. "Maybe we'll believe you," she told the programer, "but let me ask you something else, before the two of us leave."
"Sure thing," the programers said.
"It's about the new cell shaded game," Zelda said. "Why put Link's sister in it...?"
"Well..." the first programer started, "Link IS a knight of Hyrule, but we didn't want that blood line to die out with him, so we decided to put in another knight."
"So we chose to make that knight a female that looks a bit like Link," the second programer said.
This is where the third programer REALLY messed up. "Only differently built and boobs the size of..." the programer suddenly realized it would have been better if he'd kept his mouth shut. It was obvious Link and Zelda were steamed about this.
"YOU WHAT...!?" they exclaimed. Not wanting to hear another word, the two of them started clobbering the three programers, knocking all three of them unconcious, and causing a few injuries that were bad enough that all three men had to be admitted to the hospital immediately.
Needless to say, Link and Zelda later heard on the Hyrulian News that the release date of both new games had been post poned due to what was reported as unknown reasons causing three of the top programers to be hospitalized. They also learned that the Nintendo company threw out any ideas revolving around making a Thousand Arms like Zelda game.
(Another Disclaimer From The Author: Like I Said, Before, No Programers Were ACTUALLY Harmed Durring The Making Of This Fic. While I'm Extremely Agitated With The Nintendo Company For What They Have Done To The Zelda Games, I Would NEVER Actually Physically Take It Out On Them. Also, As Far As I Know, No Release Dates Have Been Changed, And They Never Planed To Turn Zelda Into A Thousand Arms Style Game. Also, I'm Sure The Oppinnions Expressed Here In Might Not Be The Same As Other Fans, But Trust Me, If You Remembered The Refferenced Captin N Episode Or Any Part Of The Series, For That Matter, You'd Understand Where I'm Comming From. I Know Of At LEAST Two Other People Who Feel The Same Way I Do About The Whole Zelda/Link Relation, And They Know The Series And Episode I'm Talking About! However, I Will Agree With One Of Them That If He DOESN'T Get With Zelda-Who He Should Since She Was There First-Then He Should At LEAST Get With Malon, Because He's Known Both Of Them For Quite Some Time.)
(Appolagy From The Author: Ok, This Fic Ended Rather Crappy. I Know I Could Have Done Better, But I Found I Kept Writting Myself Into A Corner. The Idea For The Programers Comments About Link's Sister Was Sujested By A Friend, After She Found Out I Had Wrote Myself Into A Corner And Had No Way To Make Link And Zelda Mad Enough To Beat The Living Crap Out Of The Programers, Because She Was Dieing To Read It When I Finished Writting This. So I'm Giving Her A Special Thanks For Helping Me Back Out Of A Hole. ^_^ )
Chapter 2
Summary: Rated For Sexual Content & Wind Waker Bashing. Princess Zelda Looks Back On The Day She And Link Eloped Back In The 1980's With The Help Of Captin N And His Friends, Then Upon Looking At The Most Recent Games, Forms 10 Questions That Makes Her Fear That Their Relationship May Not Last Much Longer, And REALLY Make Her P!$$@d Off At The Game Programers. This Starts Out Romantic And Eventually Becomes A Sort Of Lemon/Hentai Fic Later. It's Also Meant To Be Commical. But The End Is Basicly An Irritated Fan's Way Of Taking It Out On The Game Programers. ^_* Fair Warning, however, There Is A Bit Of A Spoiler For The New Cell Shaded Game They're Comming Out With. By the way, I wrote this back before Windwaker had actually been released for sale, so Link and Zelda were meant to look like the best versions of them ever, the Smash Brothers Melee versions. However, now that Soul Callibure 2 on Game Cube has been released, Zelda is still based off the Smash Brothers Melee version, while Link is now based off the better version in Soul Callibure 2 with those gorgeous soul-melting blue eyes of his. 3 *Sigh.* If only ALL men could look like that... ^_^
Written By: Salt_the_Catgirl
Disclaimer: I, Obviously, Do NOT Own Any Rights Or Characters To Zelda, Captin N, Mario Brothers, Mega Man, Or Smash Brothers Meele, Thousand Arms, Tenchi Muyo, or Ranma 1/2 , WHATSOEVER. I also do not own Cartoon Network. I Would Also Like To Point Out That No Game Programers Were ACTUALLY Hurt In The Making Of This Fic. ^_* (This Disclaimer, Of Course, Includes Any Such Materials As Animated Series; Anime; Video Games For Nintendo, Super Nintendo, Game Boy, Game Boy Pocket, N 64, Play Station, Play Station 2, Game Boy Advance, And Game Cube; Manga/Comics; Movies; Collectable And Plush Figures, Collectors Cards, Music, And/Or Memorabillia.)
The Nintendo Studios, The Next Day:
Three of the top programers for the Zelda games, in charge of over seeing story lines and graphics, were surprised to find Link and Zelda waiting outside the studio for them. Link glanced at a nearby clock. "Comming in a little early, aren't you...?" he asked. "This place isn't usually open for another hour or so."
"What are you two doing here!?" one of the programers asked.
"We need to talk," Zelda demanded.
"Zelda and I have a few complaints about the way things are going with the games," Link said.
"All right," a second programer said. "Let's go inside and talk, then." He walked up and unlocked the doors to the studios and the five of them went inside. The programers took Link and Zelda to the confrence room. Everyone sat down and Zelda started to explain to the programers what had been bothering her, perpously leaving out any mention of Captin N, just to see what they had to say.
"You're upset because we added in a few new characters...?" the third programer asked.
"NO! Not JUST because you added in a few new characters!" Zelda said, a bit irritated. "But the fact that those characters are after MY LINK...!"
"YOU'RE LINK!?" the programers all asked in unison.
"Don't you guys get it...? Almost nobody remembers the series Captin N, therefore even fewer people remember what happened when we were on it," Link said. "There are plenty of fans of the old games, our old animated series, and the new games that STILL want me and Zelda together. However, there's at least three or four out there who remember we eloped back in the 1980's on television!"
"No matter what you do in the series to try and bring anything between me and Link, the majority of fans are going to keep the two of us together in fan-fics and fan-art anyway... Maybe instead of doing the game series backwards, you should have done like most series and done it from begining to end, where it would make SENSE!?" Zelda glared at them as she said this.
The programers froze up for a moment, not sure what to say. It was obvious Link and Zelda were upset, and they had to watch what they said or the confrence room could end up the next Super Smash Brothers stage. "Well, you realize the animated series aren't made by us, right...?" the first one asked.
"Even so, you should have took them into consideration when developing story plots for the games!" Zelda fumed.
"Well, Princess Zelda, like you said, not many people remember them," the second one said.
"Well, you guys have made it all too obvious YOU don't," Link groaned.
"Well, part of the reason we came up with the other girls is because we were thinking of eventually making one of your games sort of like the Thousand Arms game. We thought it would be interesting," the third said. The other two looked at him with huge sweatdrops, this was obviously NOT the thing to say as Zelda and Link both looked really ticked off now.
"YOU WERE GONNA' WHAT...!?" the two of them shouted jumping out of their chairs.
"That'll only complicate things even more!" Link protested.
"All right, I'm through talking..." Zelda said. "You guys might want to start looking for a new series, if things keep up like this, Link and I might just quit!" She started to head for the door.
"Quit...!?" the programers exclaimed. One of them jumped up, and in a poor attempt to get between Zelda and the door, in order to stop her so they could talk something out, lost his footing and found himself having to catch hold of her in order to keep from hitting the floor. Zelda shrieked as he fell over on her, it would have been better if he'd hit the floor, because while one of his hands had caught her wrist, his other had landed dangerously close to her chest.
Almost instantly, Link's swoard was at the unfortunate programer's throat. "Get your hands off of her..." he said. Link wraped his arm around Zelda's waist and gently pulled her closer to him, right out from under the programer, causing him to fall, face first, on the floor.
"Well..." the programer said, pushing himself off the floor and brushing himself off. "At least I didn't touch them..."
"Oh, you WANTED to touch them, though, didn't you...!?" Zelda said.
"No, not really...!" the programmer said deffinsively.
"Really...?" Link asked.
"Well, maybe... I mean... Look at her...!" The programer realizes what he's just said and jumps back a bit. "But that doesn't mean I would have!" he said.
Zelda suddenly remembered she had one more thing she wanted to bring up with them about one of the new games comming out. "Maybe we'll believe you," she told the programer, "but let me ask you something else, before the two of us leave."
"Sure thing," the programers said.
"It's about the new cell shaded game," Zelda said. "Why put Link's sister in it...?"
"Well..." the first programer started, "Link IS a knight of Hyrule, but we didn't want that blood line to die out with him, so we decided to put in another knight."
"So we chose to make that knight a female that looks a bit like Link," the second programer said.
This is where the third programer REALLY messed up. "Only differently built and boobs the size of..." the programer suddenly realized it would have been better if he'd kept his mouth shut. It was obvious Link and Zelda were steamed about this.
"YOU WHAT...!?" they exclaimed. Not wanting to hear another word, the two of them started clobbering the three programers, knocking all three of them unconcious, and causing a few injuries that were bad enough that all three men had to be admitted to the hospital immediately.
Needless to say, Link and Zelda later heard on the Hyrulian News that the release date of both new games had been post poned due to what was reported as unknown reasons causing three of the top programers to be hospitalized. They also learned that the Nintendo company threw out any ideas revolving around making a Thousand Arms like Zelda game.
(Another Disclaimer From The Author: Like I Said, Before, No Programers Were ACTUALLY Harmed Durring The Making Of This Fic. While I'm Extremely Agitated With The Nintendo Company For What They Have Done To The Zelda Games, I Would NEVER Actually Physically Take It Out On Them. Also, As Far As I Know, No Release Dates Have Been Changed, And They Never Planed To Turn Zelda Into A Thousand Arms Style Game. Also, I'm Sure The Oppinnions Expressed Here In Might Not Be The Same As Other Fans, But Trust Me, If You Remembered The Refferenced Captin N Episode Or Any Part Of The Series, For That Matter, You'd Understand Where I'm Comming From. I Know Of At LEAST Two Other People Who Feel The Same Way I Do About The Whole Zelda/Link Relation, And They Know The Series And Episode I'm Talking About! However, I Will Agree With One Of Them That If He DOESN'T Get With Zelda-Who He Should Since She Was There First-Then He Should At LEAST Get With Malon, Because He's Known Both Of Them For Quite Some Time.)
(Appolagy From The Author: Ok, This Fic Ended Rather Crappy. I Know I Could Have Done Better, But I Found I Kept Writting Myself Into A Corner. The Idea For The Programers Comments About Link's Sister Was Sujested By A Friend, After She Found Out I Had Wrote Myself Into A Corner And Had No Way To Make Link And Zelda Mad Enough To Beat The Living Crap Out Of The Programers, Because She Was Dieing To Read It When I Finished Writting This. So I'm Giving Her A Special Thanks For Helping Me Back Out Of A Hole. ^_^ )