Title : Anything But Ordinary
Author : Unquestionable
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Chapter 5
[ Sakuragi's POV ]
Nyahahhahaha….kitsune has a baby, kitsune has a baby! Unlike I the 'tensai' who is capable of controlling my er…..needs?
[ Mitsui's POV ]
Rukawa has a baby? How on earth did that sly fox know how to do it? Hmmm…..maybe I can get some tips from him. But I must admit, his taste in girls is pretty good…
[ Miyagi's POV ]
Chh! I bet the baby isn't as cute as mine and Ayako's when we get married.
[ Akagi's POV ]
A baby!? Bwahhaha…*laughs in an ape-like way* Rukawa with a baby? That's classic…..*continues to munch on banana*
[ Kogure's POV ]
How could you Rukawa? *sniffle* You were supposed to be gay…*sob* We were meant to be together….
[ Ayako's POV ]
Ehehe!!! Rukawa has a baby!? *takes a paper fan and whacks his head*
[ Haruko's POV ]
I'm too late!!! I should have made love with him when we were alone in the gym the other day….
[ RU, KA, WA 's POV ]
That girl again!? I thought I warned her about staying away from my Rukawa! This time I'll make sure she never touches Rukawa again! * sharpens knives and loads machine guns *
[ Rukawa's POV ]
Do'aho
[ Miharu's POV ]
Oops!? They're all looking at me strangely. Was it because I shouted? Geez… how am I suppose to know shouting in public is a national crime?
" Gomendasai! I didn't mean to shout," I apologized and quickly hurried over to Rukawa.
"Hey, it's your turn to take care of the baby! Remember to feed it properly!" I instructed.
"No way," he replied.
"Just shut up and take the baby. It's for the project," I said, getting very annoyed with his attitude.
"Hnn," he said.
"Hey Rukawa, can I see your baby!? " a girl who I assumed was the team's manageress asked.
He ignored her and stared off into space. She slowly opened the cloth which I used to wrap up the baby and……
AAAAIIIIIIII !!!!!
A loud scream erupted in the peaceful atmosphere at Shohoku High School. The baby fell down with a loud thunk! Everyone else stood frozen in their places with a confused look on their faces.
"Aya-chan! What's the matter!" a muffin hair boy asked worriedly.
She pointed to the baby with a look of surprise and horror on her face. The muffin hair boy inched closer to the baby.
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!
An even louder and high pitched scream rang throughout the gym for the second time of the day.
" Oh noooo!!!! It's a …doll. The evil Chucky has returned for revenge!" the guy yelled out.
"Duh, what did you expect? A real one? Wait….you mean….muahahha….you actually thought….ahahhaha…..me and Rukawa had a….muahahaah…a baby!??" I said laughing loudly.
Miharu's imagination
" I'm home, honey. Where are you?" I yelled out after entering the house which was in a total mess.
Magazines and books were thrown all over the floor, empty instant noodle cups on the coffee table and empty soda cans filled the dustbin.
Wait a minute…..something smells funny. Shit! Something's burning!!!
I quickly rushed into the kitchen and see my 8-year-old son, Ruru and 6-year-old daughter, Wawa trying to bake a plate of cookies, unsuccessfully. The whole kitchen was filled with black smoke and there was flour everywhere. Worst of all, the oven seemed ready to burst any second. I quickly ran to the oven and turn off the switch.
"What do you think you're doing," I demanded.
" Me hungry," Wawa said.
" Daddy fell asleep again and we were very hungry, so we had to cook," Ruru explained with an angelic look on his face.
I turned my head and saw my ever-so-lovely husband's face in our dog, Fifi's food bowl and a doggy food packet in his left hand. His drool had moistened the dog's food considerably and it had become incredibly soggy.
He fell asleep while feeding the dog !? Arrrggghhhh!!!! I can't even rely on him to feed a stupid dog!
"Wake up!" I shouted right into his ears but he didn't budge.
I took a bucket of water and splashed it on his face.
"Hmmm???" he murmured.
"Wake up, you stinking miserable maggot!" I shouted.
" Do'aho," he replied.
Before I realize it, he punched me on my right eye and continued to sleep…….
*Shudder* I think I've just lived my worse nightmare…..
" What are you doing with a doll anyway? Aren't you a little too old for dolls?" the manageress asked me breaking me off from my thoughts.
" It's for a school project actually. We are supposed to work in pairs to take care of the baby," I explained.
"OOOoooohhhh," the whole gym echoed.
I can't believe everyone thought that Rukawa and I had a baby……sick.
The manageress who told me her name was Ayako started to introduced me to everyone.
"Well, I've got to go now. See you guys next time!" I said.
"Rukawa, be extra careful with the baby!" I reminded him.
I don't want to come back the next day and see one of it's limbs gone or it's head being mutilated…..
* * * * * * *
I am so going to sleep straight away when I get back home. I didn't get enough sleep yesterday because of the baby.
As I entered my house, I heard laughter ringing throughout the house. What surprised me was the voice belonged to my father. It had been a very long time since I last heard him laugh ever since my mother passed away.
I remembered seeing him smile once during his wedding with Wairei and that was why I never did complained about Wairei to him. I didn't want to take away his only happiness…….
I slowly entered the living room, curious about what amused him so much. My jaw fell straight to the ground.
I saw this drop-dead gorgeous guy sitting on my couch talking to my father. Let me repeat this. A drop dead gorgeous guy sitting on my couch.
What on earth is this wonderful specimen made by God doing in my house!?
He had spiky sandy brown hair, mesmerizing green eyes, sharp nose, tanned skin and a body to die for. *Swoon*
"Miharu, look who's here!" my father said when he finally noticed me drooling a pool of saliva over the hottie.
The guy looked up immediately and grinned.
Oh. My. God.
" Hey, Miharu," the guy said in a deep voice.
He knows me!!! How on earth is this possible!? Mr. Hottie actually knows me, Queen of Dorkdom! Is the sky falling down yet?
" Remember me?" he asked.
I shook my head while pondering on his identity.
"No? Well, I managed to pull you out of the toilet bowl once when you got stuck…and…I stopped you from eating a bucket of worms that were supposed to be bait during out fishing trip..Also…," he continued to hint me.
" Conner? My cousin Conner?" I said in astonishment.
No way, the last time I saw him, he had stringy dull brown hair, wore braces, pimply face, splotchy skin, droopy eyes, pimply face….need I go further? I remembered I always bullied him as he was a foot shorter than me! Now he's 6 feet tall looking like a model for Calvin Klein.
"How many cousins do you have that has actually saved you from being flushed down a toilet bowl?" he said.
" What are you doing here? I haven't seen you in years!" I said.
" I know! I missed you!" he said and pulled me in for a hug.
" Conner is going to continue his studies in Tokyo in a few months time. Meanwhile he's going to stay with us here," my father said.
"That's awesome! Beyond awesome in fact!" I said, grinning from ear to ear…….
* * * * * * * *
In Miharu's bedroom……
"Come on, faster faster,"
"Harder, harder…..,"
" A little more….,"
" One more time…..,"
"I WINNNN!!!!"
Conner and I were…….playing the new Tekken 4 game I just bought on my PlayStation 2. (What did you think?)
I started to do a little victory dance around my room as Conner rolled his eyes.
" You cheated," he accused.
" Give it a rest, Conner. Just admit that I am the Tekken Master and you are merely one of my minions," I said.
" As if," Conner said with narrowed eyes.
"Ooh, excellent comeback," I said sarcastically while applauding half-heartedly.
" Whatever," he muttered.
I rolled over and grabbed my LOTR : The Fellowship of the Ring book as Conner continued to play the fighting game.
" Hey, Conner. Check this line out. ' At that moment there was a knock on the door and Sam came in. He ran to Frodo and took his left hand awkwardly and shyly. He stroked it gently and then he blushed and turned away hastily.' This sentence makes it sounds as if Frodo and Sam are gays!" I told him.
" So what? There's nothing wrong with gays!" he suddenly said angrily.
He looks so cute when he's angry. I wonder if cousins can be together?
" Some people just can't help being gay you know?" he continued.
"Er…Conner, I didn't say anything was wrong being gay," I told him meekly.
" Oh," was the only syllable that he could utter.
"Touché. Let's talk about something else…..do you have any girlfriends? I bet you have tons with those looks," I said.
Please say no. Please say no.
He looked at me for what seemed an eternity and sighed.
" Miharu, I have to tell you something," he said.
" What is it?" I said trying to stay calm.
" This is serious. I've never told anyone about this before," he said.
What is it? Does he have feelings for me too? I hope so! Damn….I sound like a love-sick idiot. Ditch the idea, gurl.
" Okay, but if you did kill someone, don't tell me. I don't want to testify in court," I joked trying to lighten up the atmosphere.
He smiled a little but turned serious again.
He took a deep breath and said," I think I'm gay………"
Nyahahaha…I'm evil !!! Honest reviews please…..