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Dragon Ball: The Missing Chapters

Chapter X – The Wild Hunt! Zuukuuni V.S. Cell Junior!

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Zuukuuni still held Two firmly by the wrist as they sped through the air. "Cell's not getting his hands on you anytime soon," Zuukuuni growled to herself, looking behind her at Two.

Suddenly, Cell materialized in front of her, stopping both Zuukuuni and Two dead in their tracks. "We meet again, Saiya-jin," Cell smirked, "now be a good girl and hand over my sibling."

"Go fuck yourself," Zuukuuni snorted at Cell indignantly.

Cell sighed and rolled his eyes. "You are giving me quite a headache, Saiya- jin," Cell moaned, "so save both you and I some grief and just let me have my sibling." When Zuukuuni flashed Cell her middle finger, Cell sighed. "Have it your way."

In an instant, Cell had backhanded Zuukuuni across her left cheek. Zuukuuni hunched over in the air, rubbing her sore cheek. "Now will you cooperate?" Cell asked calmly.

Suddenly, Zuukuuni straightened out and shot out both her palms into Cell's chest. With a mighty cry, Zuukuuni let an explosion of Ki blast into Cell's chest, kicking up a cloud of smoke around them.

Zuukuuni quickly ushered herself and

Two a few meters away from the cloud of smoke that enveloped Cell. An eerie chuckle could be heard echoing within the clouds. "Was that all you've got?" Came the jeering voice of Cell, "You've got to be kidding me!" Cell's figure floated out of the haze and was one more face to face with Zuukuuni. He had hardly a blemish on his barrel chest from the Ki blast. With another lightning-quick movement, Cell had backhanded Zuukuuni again across her right cheek, again leaving the Saiya-jin rubbing her jaw.

Before Zuukuuni could even launch a counter strike, Cell brought his foot up into the air in a spinning roundhouse kick to her temples. Zuukuuni was sent spiraling down towards the ground from the blow, leaving Two in the gaze of his sibling.

"Come now, Two," said Cell calmly, "It's time to become perfect." Two began to nervously float away. "Don't you want to avenge Cell's death? Kill Son Gohan?" Cell asked cruelly, waving his long tail about in the air.

"N-n-no," Two weakly stammered.

"Too bad!" Cell laughed, darting his tail at Two. The needle of the tail opened up into a large funnel and engulfed Two's head and shoulders. Two let out a muffled scream and struggled in futility to free himself. "There's no point in fighting it," Cell laughed, "You're a part of me now!"

Suddenly, a smassive blunt blow at the back of Cell's shoulder blades made him gag and release his sibling from his tail. "Bothersome pest," Cell growled, lashing his tail behind him at his attacker. The tail smashed into the assailant's neck, making her cry out in Zuukuuni's voice.

Zuukuuni, using the Zanuuken, appeared before Cell. Winding back her leg, Zuukuuni let a low-flying kick strike Cell in the groin. Cell was hardly shaken by the Saiya-jin's attack. "The joys of being gender-neutral," Cell quietly laughed to himself, backhanding Zuukuuni on her chin once more.

Zuukuuni's hands flew to her jaw and rubbed furiously. "You fucking…" She growled to herself.

Cell looked around while Zuukuuni fumed. His sibling was nowhere in sight. "Tell you what Saiya-jin," Cell proposed, "I'll let you have one free shot," he said, tapping his finger to his chin, "Right here."

Zuukuuni suddenly exploded back to life and threw a vicious punch to Cell's jaw, putting everything her Super-Saiya-jin body could muster. Yet Cell was hardly stunned by the attack and yawned. "Pathetic," Cell sighed. With that, he grasped Zuukuuni by the throat and tossed her to the ground. Zuukuuni landed with a loud thud and lay motionless.

Just then, something threw its arms around Cell's neck. "Leave her alone!" shrieked Two, clinging onto Cell's back.

"That's more like it!" Cell cheered, "Good boy!" With a burst of Ki, Cell broke free from his sibling's hold and whirled around. Cell reshaped his tail's needle into a funnel once more and let it envelop Two all the way down to his waist. Two's legs kicked and squirmed as he tried to writhe free of Cell's tail, but he soon found himself being sucked into the large tail. Within seconds his whole body was nothing but a lump in Cell's tail, which slurped along inside until Two was inside Cell's body.

"I'll kill him," Zuukuuni weakly muttered, rolling herself over onto her back. When she saw the blinding light that was radiating from Cell's body, she gasped. "No!"

"Yes!" roared Cell from above her. Ki surged through his body like a rush of adrenaline. "I am… perfect!"

"Oh hell no!" Zuukuuni snarled, leaping back to her feet and speeding into the air towards Cell. With the rays of energy still beaming around him, Cell hardly noticed Zuukuuni soaring towards him with her arms spread- eagle. "Final Flash!" Zuukuuni yelled, throwing the heels of her hands together and unleashing a massive blast of Ki at Cell.

"Weakling!" Cell declared as the beam neared him, effortlessly swatting it away with his hand. Zuukuuni stopped in her tracks and stared at Cell in disbelief. "I win, you lose!"

With a cry of rage, Zuukuuni rifled her arms in and out from her body, each time pushing blasts of Ki at Cell rapid-fire. Another cloud of smoke kicked up around Cell's body as Zuukuuni continued to pummel him with a barrage of Ki. After about a minute of her nonstop assault, Zuukuuni paused her relentless attack to watch the smoke cloud around Cell dissolve. "How pathetic," came the jeering voice of Cell, "A pathetic excuse for a Saiya- jin!"

Enraged, Zuukuuni sped towards Cell and wound beck her arm to strike Cell with her clenched fist. However, when she came close to Cell and threw her punch, Cell effortlessly caught her hand in his. "You just don't give up, do you?" Cell sighed. With that, Cell lifted Zuukuuni by her hand above his head, and then flung her violently to the ground below. Zuukuuni's body smashed into the ground, with the force behind Cell's throw burying her into a small crater.

Cell effortlessly floated back towards the ground, and landed softly beside Zuukuuni's crater. As he watched Zuukuuni struggle to push herself off the ground, Cell sighed and rolled his eyes. "Haven't you given up yet?" he groaned as Zuukuuni weakly pushed herself onto her hands and knees.

Another cry of war came from Zuukuuni as she shot another blast of Ki out of the crater and headed straight for Cell. Cell groaned again, and smacked the small ball of Ki away with an effortless slap. "I think you've had enough," Cell said, altering his Ki and floating into the air, "If you'll excuse me, I've got a score to settle on Earth."

Just as Cell began to fly away from the scene, Zuukuuni suddenly appeared before him. She had multiple cuts and bruises all over her, and looked like she was in no condition to pick a fight. "I'm not going to stand by and let another world be destroyed," Zuukuuni weakly hissed.

"Too bad," Cell grinned, swatting Zuukuuni away like a gnat, sending the Saiya-jin sailing through the air.

As Cell began to fly away once more, Zuukuuni flashed before him again. "I won't let you destroy another planet!" she snarled.

"You are becoming quite bothersome," Cell growled. With that, Cell forcefully smashed Zuukuuni on her nose with a short jab. Zuukuuni was knocked backwards a bit, holding her bloody nose. Cell hastily grasped Zuukuuni again by her elbow, and flung her to the ground. Zuukuuni landed with a thud on the ground, creating another crater cradle.

Cell landed about twenty meters from the crater and sighed. "You just don't want to give up, do you?" he sighed as Zuukuuni weaky crawled out of the crater. Her body was a bruised and bloody mess, and she staggered to her feet. Zuukuuni got to her feet with a bad left limp, and held her left shoulder with her right hand. "Then I'll have to silence you, permanently."

Just as Cell was about to throw a blast of Ki at Zuukuuni, he felt another blast of Ki smashing into his back. Cell halted his attack and looked over his shoulder behind him. "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" Cell sighed, turning around to face his attacker. Gluu, sporting a small cut on his forehead, was standing in front of Cell, and shook his head.

"Zuukuuni, catch!" Gluu instructed, lifting his arm and tossing a small object over Cell's shoulder. Zuukuuni raised her good arm and caught the small thing, and opened her hand to examine it. As soon as she saw it was half of a Senzu bean, she hastily popped it into her mouth, noisily chewed, and swallowed.

Zuukuuni tore off her coat that was tied around her waist and tossed it to the ground. "You found a Senzu plant, didn't you?" Zuukuuni weakly smirked to Gluu.

"Only one," Gluu said grimly, "I don't think there are any more in the area." Gluu lazily changed his Ki and floated above Cell's head and landed beside Zuukuuni. "You rest for awhile," said Gluu to Zuukuuni, seating her down to the dirt ground, "I've also got a score to settle with this arrogant bastard."

"I heard that," Cell said, crossing his arms and smirking. "And thank you for noticing. I'm flattered," he mocked.

Gluu stood up, and floated slowly to Cell. Once toe to toe with the villain, Gluu resumed his footing on the ground. "I know I'm nowhere in your league, Cell," said Gluu bitterly, looking up to Cell's face, as Cell was at least seven inches taller that Gluu.

"Well, you Kibi-jins do possess some common sense," Cell laughed quietly.

"How would you like me to become a challenge for you?" Gluu asked with an evil grin.

Cell mimicked Gluu's scheming smile and rubbed his chin. "You've gotten me interested," he said, "Go on."

"Just give me seven minutes," Gluu said with a plotting grin, "And I'll give you the fight of your life!"

Cell grinned. "Have all the time you want, Kibi-jin," he said, "I'm intrigued! Go ahead!"

With a large backwards leap, Gluu landed between Cell and Zuukuuni. Pacing his feet apart at shoulder width. With a light hum, Gluu lightly closed his eyes and took a fighting stance. Suddenly, Gluu let out a loud yell and a massive wave of Ki exploded from his body. The outburst of energy was so fierce that it bowled Zuukuuni head over heels and made Cell struggle to maintain his footing. Gluu made another yell, creating an aura of orange- hued energy encapsulate his body. Small thunderbolts of Ki rocketed over his body, veins throbbed and rose under his skin, and his body seemed to slowly become more muscular than before. Gluu hunched over and continued to loudly growl. Zuukuuni finally managed to stay firm in one spot by kneeling to the ground and clinging to a small nearby rock embedded into the ground. Cell had to spread his feet apart to keep himself from being blown over from the insane amount of Ki exploding from Gluu's body.

"Go get him, Gluu," she thought to herself with a weak grin.

Next: Fight, Gluu! Fight for your Life!

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The Asylum's note:

Hot damn! You better believe that there's gonna' be some major pain being dished out soon…

-The Asylum (SSJCanadian)

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