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Chapter 5 -Catastrophe
The gang strolled into Transfiguration. Hermione sat down at the nearest desk. Ron then quickly pulled out the chair next to Hermione, and was about to sit on it when Seamus did.
'Thanks mate.' Seamus grinned, putting his arm around the back of Hermione's chair.
'I swear he's enjoying this.' Ron muttered under his breath.
Lavender took a seat across from Hermione and Seamus, and Ron joined her.
'Parvati!' Dean called, chasing her to the back of the classroom. 'Whats the matter? What have I done?'
'Nothing.' She said truthfully, as she took a seat next to Neville, who was back from the hospital wing.
Dean threw his arms up in frustration, then turned round to find himself eye to eye with Harry. Harry had his arms crossed, and was giving Dean an evil stare. He looked livid.
'Girls, will I ever-'
Dean didn't get to finish his sentence, because Harry crossed the room and sat next to Justin, leaving Dean to sit alone.
'Good Morning class.' McGonagal called, as she entered.
'Morning,' a few people said glumly. 'Whatever,' Hermione muttered, drooling over Ron again. 'Today we will be turning small objects into chocolate.' McGonagal explained. Excited whispers were exchanged among the class. 'Can anybody explain why this is very difficult?' There was silence. Everyone stared at Hermione, but she didn't raise her hand. She was still looking at Ron. She realized everyone was staring at her. 'Alright!' She moaned, standing up . 'Its very difficult to transfigure objects into chocolate, because you have to consider the taste, texture and smell as well as how it looks.' Hermione drawled, rolling her eyes. 'It is also very difficult, because you have to make it edible. Happy?' Hermione retook her place, staring at Ron, who appeared to be quite impressed. 'Yes.' McGonagal said, taken aback by Hermiones sarcasticness. 'Correct. Err, what you do is tap you object twice and say, 'chocola transformus.' Practice in pairs, in silence. I'm going to get some iced pumpkin juice.' McGonagal staggered outside, holding her head in her hands, shocked by Hermione's behavior. The whole class started practicing the spell in silence, but were very unsuccessful. The spell 'chocola transformus' happened to be very similar to another spell, 'acola transforlus,' which turned the object into fizzy cola. All over the room puddles of cola were appearing. Some people had started putting their objects in cups before they did the spell, so they didn't make a mess. Others were throwing the objects as they did the spell, so they squirted others with cola. The only person who had mastered the spell was Hermione. Hermione not only had made 12 perfect heart shaped, strawberry chocolates, but had also made a heart shaped box. She now looked positively bored. Ron had given up, and decided to give talking to Lavender, (who was staring into space) another try. 'So.' He cleared his voice. 'Do you like Quidditch?' Lavender looked mystified for a moment, bit her lip and stared at the ceiling, then smiled at Ron. 'Yes.' She said. 'That's the one on brooms isn't it?' Ron stared blankly at Lavender, clenched his fists and looked to the ceiling. He then mouthed the words, 'help me', and closed his eyes. Seamus noticed Ron and Lavenders convocation, and started to talk to Hermione again, clearly not impressed. 'So do you like Quidditch?' Seamus asked Hermione, who was busy trying to look over his shoulder. 'No.' 'What do you like then?' 'Not being asked questions.' 'Why?' 'Because.' 'Sorry?' 'Whatever.' Seamus gave up for the moment. He let Hermione watch Lavender and Ron, and turned round to talk to Dean, who had moved. 'Speak to me!' Dean yelled. He was perched on the end of Parvati, and a very scared Neville's table. 'What did I do?' 'Nothing,' She said in earnest. 'Then why aren't you sitting with me?' 'I wanted to sit with Neville.' 'So you and Neville are a thing now are you!?!' She looked at Dean's face, filled with rage, then said quite calmly: 'Maybe.' 'Maybe!' Parvati giggled at Dean's fury, and went to signal to Lavender, but she was still engrossed in a convocation with Ron. 'So you think I should go with the red?' Lavender smiled. 'Yes,' Ron said, trying to keep calm. 'You should buy the red. that way you wouldn't see the blood if I stabbed you to death.' 'Did you say something?' 'Do you like sugar quills?' Ron changed the subject. 'Do you like sugar quills, Hermione?' Seamus asked. 'Yea.' Hermione answered, bluntly. Seamus picked up his wand, and conjured a perfect strawberry sugar quill, then gave it to Hermione. This gave her an idea. 'Mmmmm.' She said as she sucked it. 'Almost as sweet as you.' Ron stopped speaking mid-sentence in shock. 'I love sugar quills.' She said, and gave Seamus a sexy grin. 'They taste so good.' Seamus looked like he had just swallowed a hinkypunk. Was Hermione flirting with him? The answer was of course, yes. 'It's so hot in here.' Hermione smiled taking her robe off, followed by here jumper, then throwing them over Seamus. 'That's better.' Seamus grinned as Hermione undid the top button on her shirt, and loosened her tie. Then she started undoing the other buttons on her shirt. 'No you don't!' Ron shouted, red in the face. Exactly the reaction Hermione wanted. 'What are you doing! You-you can't do that.'
'Yes I can.' Hermione shouted back. 'You don't own me! You can't order me around.'
'I bet Seamus can.'
'Yes he can. He's my boyfriend.'
'What?' Two people shouted. One of the people was Lavender, who had just realized what was going on, the other was Dean.
'So it was you and Neville in the rose bushes?'
'Possibly.'
'Possibly, maybe.is that all you can say? Give me a proper answer!'
Parvati looked him plainly in the eyes. The more she lied and ignored him, the more he wanted her.
'Yes.' She smiled.
'THAT'S IT!'
Dean pulled a very confused Neville off his chair, and started punching him. 'I don't have to tell you everything Ron!' Hermione shouted. 'No you don't, and neither do I!' He shouted back. 'What do you know?' 'Me and Lavender are a couple!' 'Like I care!' SMASH! Neville flew into a table. The whole class was watching. 'Dean stop it!' Parvati called. 'Your gonna be story you messed with me!' 'Let him go!' Dean had pinned Neville to the coke filled floor, and was punching him repeatedly. 'Stop!' 'Well Seamus and I have been to Hogsmeade together!' Hermione shouted. 'We me and Lavender have kissed in the rose bushes!' Ron shouted back. BANG! Dean threw Neville into the wall. 'You'll be sorry!' 'DEAN!' 'You keep away from Parvati!' CRASH! Ron pushed a chair into the wall. 'Well me and Lavender are in love!' He bellowed. 'Is that true?' Seamus shouted, jealously. 'Yes, you two timer!' Lavender called. BOOM! Lavender pushed a chair into Seamus 'With me and Lavender it was love at first sight!' Ron roared.
'Well me and Seamus are engaged!' Hermione yelled.
'Really?' Ron asked quietly.
'NO!'
Hermione fled from the classroom, tears running down her face.
Everyone was silent for a moment, then Dean shouted:
'Your gonna die!'
CLANG!
Neville skidded into a chair.
'Love at first sight' Seamus shouted, and punched Ron.
'That's it!'
WHALLOP!
Seamus flew into McGonagal's desk.
Harry sat and watched the two fights going on, reluctant to join in. He picked up Hermione's box of perfectly transfigured chocolates, and ate one.
'Now that's entertainment.' He smiled to himself, all previous anger forgotten.
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Disclaimer-Last time I checked Harry Potter was not mine.wait.no, still not mine.
Chapter 5 -Catastrophe
The gang strolled into Transfiguration. Hermione sat down at the nearest desk. Ron then quickly pulled out the chair next to Hermione, and was about to sit on it when Seamus did.
'Thanks mate.' Seamus grinned, putting his arm around the back of Hermione's chair.
'I swear he's enjoying this.' Ron muttered under his breath.
Lavender took a seat across from Hermione and Seamus, and Ron joined her.
'Parvati!' Dean called, chasing her to the back of the classroom. 'Whats the matter? What have I done?'
'Nothing.' She said truthfully, as she took a seat next to Neville, who was back from the hospital wing.
Dean threw his arms up in frustration, then turned round to find himself eye to eye with Harry. Harry had his arms crossed, and was giving Dean an evil stare. He looked livid.
'Girls, will I ever-'
Dean didn't get to finish his sentence, because Harry crossed the room and sat next to Justin, leaving Dean to sit alone.
'Good Morning class.' McGonagal called, as she entered.
'Morning,' a few people said glumly. 'Whatever,' Hermione muttered, drooling over Ron again. 'Today we will be turning small objects into chocolate.' McGonagal explained. Excited whispers were exchanged among the class. 'Can anybody explain why this is very difficult?' There was silence. Everyone stared at Hermione, but she didn't raise her hand. She was still looking at Ron. She realized everyone was staring at her. 'Alright!' She moaned, standing up . 'Its very difficult to transfigure objects into chocolate, because you have to consider the taste, texture and smell as well as how it looks.' Hermione drawled, rolling her eyes. 'It is also very difficult, because you have to make it edible. Happy?' Hermione retook her place, staring at Ron, who appeared to be quite impressed. 'Yes.' McGonagal said, taken aback by Hermiones sarcasticness. 'Correct. Err, what you do is tap you object twice and say, 'chocola transformus.' Practice in pairs, in silence. I'm going to get some iced pumpkin juice.' McGonagal staggered outside, holding her head in her hands, shocked by Hermione's behavior. The whole class started practicing the spell in silence, but were very unsuccessful. The spell 'chocola transformus' happened to be very similar to another spell, 'acola transforlus,' which turned the object into fizzy cola. All over the room puddles of cola were appearing. Some people had started putting their objects in cups before they did the spell, so they didn't make a mess. Others were throwing the objects as they did the spell, so they squirted others with cola. The only person who had mastered the spell was Hermione. Hermione not only had made 12 perfect heart shaped, strawberry chocolates, but had also made a heart shaped box. She now looked positively bored. Ron had given up, and decided to give talking to Lavender, (who was staring into space) another try. 'So.' He cleared his voice. 'Do you like Quidditch?' Lavender looked mystified for a moment, bit her lip and stared at the ceiling, then smiled at Ron. 'Yes.' She said. 'That's the one on brooms isn't it?' Ron stared blankly at Lavender, clenched his fists and looked to the ceiling. He then mouthed the words, 'help me', and closed his eyes. Seamus noticed Ron and Lavenders convocation, and started to talk to Hermione again, clearly not impressed. 'So do you like Quidditch?' Seamus asked Hermione, who was busy trying to look over his shoulder. 'No.' 'What do you like then?' 'Not being asked questions.' 'Why?' 'Because.' 'Sorry?' 'Whatever.' Seamus gave up for the moment. He let Hermione watch Lavender and Ron, and turned round to talk to Dean, who had moved. 'Speak to me!' Dean yelled. He was perched on the end of Parvati, and a very scared Neville's table. 'What did I do?' 'Nothing,' She said in earnest. 'Then why aren't you sitting with me?' 'I wanted to sit with Neville.' 'So you and Neville are a thing now are you!?!' She looked at Dean's face, filled with rage, then said quite calmly: 'Maybe.' 'Maybe!' Parvati giggled at Dean's fury, and went to signal to Lavender, but she was still engrossed in a convocation with Ron. 'So you think I should go with the red?' Lavender smiled. 'Yes,' Ron said, trying to keep calm. 'You should buy the red. that way you wouldn't see the blood if I stabbed you to death.' 'Did you say something?' 'Do you like sugar quills?' Ron changed the subject. 'Do you like sugar quills, Hermione?' Seamus asked. 'Yea.' Hermione answered, bluntly. Seamus picked up his wand, and conjured a perfect strawberry sugar quill, then gave it to Hermione. This gave her an idea. 'Mmmmm.' She said as she sucked it. 'Almost as sweet as you.' Ron stopped speaking mid-sentence in shock. 'I love sugar quills.' She said, and gave Seamus a sexy grin. 'They taste so good.' Seamus looked like he had just swallowed a hinkypunk. Was Hermione flirting with him? The answer was of course, yes. 'It's so hot in here.' Hermione smiled taking her robe off, followed by here jumper, then throwing them over Seamus. 'That's better.' Seamus grinned as Hermione undid the top button on her shirt, and loosened her tie. Then she started undoing the other buttons on her shirt. 'No you don't!' Ron shouted, red in the face. Exactly the reaction Hermione wanted. 'What are you doing! You-you can't do that.'
'Yes I can.' Hermione shouted back. 'You don't own me! You can't order me around.'
'I bet Seamus can.'
'Yes he can. He's my boyfriend.'
'What?' Two people shouted. One of the people was Lavender, who had just realized what was going on, the other was Dean.
'So it was you and Neville in the rose bushes?'
'Possibly.'
'Possibly, maybe.is that all you can say? Give me a proper answer!'
Parvati looked him plainly in the eyes. The more she lied and ignored him, the more he wanted her.
'Yes.' She smiled.
'THAT'S IT!'
Dean pulled a very confused Neville off his chair, and started punching him. 'I don't have to tell you everything Ron!' Hermione shouted. 'No you don't, and neither do I!' He shouted back. 'What do you know?' 'Me and Lavender are a couple!' 'Like I care!' SMASH! Neville flew into a table. The whole class was watching. 'Dean stop it!' Parvati called. 'Your gonna be story you messed with me!' 'Let him go!' Dean had pinned Neville to the coke filled floor, and was punching him repeatedly. 'Stop!' 'Well Seamus and I have been to Hogsmeade together!' Hermione shouted. 'We me and Lavender have kissed in the rose bushes!' Ron shouted back. BANG! Dean threw Neville into the wall. 'You'll be sorry!' 'DEAN!' 'You keep away from Parvati!' CRASH! Ron pushed a chair into the wall. 'Well me and Lavender are in love!' He bellowed. 'Is that true?' Seamus shouted, jealously. 'Yes, you two timer!' Lavender called. BOOM! Lavender pushed a chair into Seamus 'With me and Lavender it was love at first sight!' Ron roared.
'Well me and Seamus are engaged!' Hermione yelled.
'Really?' Ron asked quietly.
'NO!'
Hermione fled from the classroom, tears running down her face.
Everyone was silent for a moment, then Dean shouted:
'Your gonna die!'
CLANG!
Neville skidded into a chair.
'Love at first sight' Seamus shouted, and punched Ron.
'That's it!'
WHALLOP!
Seamus flew into McGonagal's desk.
Harry sat and watched the two fights going on, reluctant to join in. He picked up Hermione's box of perfectly transfigured chocolates, and ate one.
'Now that's entertainment.' He smiled to himself, all previous anger forgotten.
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