Wheeeeee!!! Hiei Jaganshi! Here I come! . er.. here he comes. wait. where'd he go? *TURNS AROUND* AHHHH!!! Oh.. its juss u Hiei, damn, ya don't hafta sneak up on me.

Hiei: Hn.

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Last time, on Yu Yu Hakusho; Christmas Caroling. Genkai was out searching for Yumiko who had stolen her video games. Hiei, the jaganshi, also went out to warn Yumiko. Who will get there first?!

"Kurama. I'm cold." Yumiko says as shereleases from Kurama's kiss.

"Uhm." Kurama pauses as Yumiko gets close, very close to Kurama.

Genkai arrives? BEFORE HIEI?!?! The world is endiiiiinnnnggg!!!

"GIVE ME BACK MY VIDEO GAMES!" Genkai scowls.

"Eh, hehe. I'm sorry, you'll have to define what kind it was and describe it as much as you can so I know you aren't just trying to jack it from me." Yumiko sighs.

"It's the really old fushigi kikai one." Genkai describes.

"Fushigi Kikai? Mysterious Machine? Wait, isn't that the really, really old system, so old that ningens don't remember how it was even made?" Kurama asks.

"Can it!" Genkai scowls.

"You're THAT old?! Geez, for a ningen, you're oooolllddd." Kurama mocks.

"I SAID CAN IT!" Genkai repeats. "Being 300 doesn't make any difference."

"But theres a BIG difference between humans and demons."

"Right, here you go!" Yumiko tossed Genkai her system back.

"Hey." Genkai queries. "Where are my games?"

"Ah haha. I sold them," Yumiko mumbles.

"YOU WHAT?!" Genkai thunders.

"You should get back before that Kuwa-person ruins your house or something!!!" Yumiko quickly holds up a mistletoe and kisses Kurama.

Genkai storms back angrily. She catches sight of Hiei.

"You! You're coming with me! Until Yumiko gives me back my games, I'm keeping YOU hostage!" Genkai drags Hiei back by the ear.

Hiei's ear happens to pop out.

"Eh?" Genkai drops the ear.

"It's just a fake!" Hiei walks off. (Remind you of Yusuke in the beginning of Yu Yu Hakusho?)

Kurama and Yumiko walks back.

Genkai glares at Yumiko.

Yumiko glares back.

Kurama stands there.

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Hiei walks in.

"HMPH!" Genkai turns and walks away.

"If you don't want to go blind, I suggest you not walk out there." Hiei just stands there.

"What'd you do?" Kurama says as he gets dragged by Yumiko out of the room.

"AHHHH!!! MY EYES!!! THE HORROR!!!" Yumiko storms back in.

"I told you not to." Hiei smirks.

"Why'd you give him a purple and a blue eye, a bloody nose, make him lose teeth, and several broken bones?" Kurama queries.

"He was holding Yukina's hand," Hiei states. "He shouldn't!"

"He doesn't even know you're Yukina's brother. nonetheless does Yukina know either!" Kurama protests.

"Hn," Hiei turns away.

"HIEI!!!" Yumiko bonks him on the head.

"Whhhaaaaat?!" Hiei turns back around.

"So, she's on my side too." Kurama thought.

"Why didn't you save me a bone to break or an eye to punch?!" Yumiko shouts.

Kurama trips.

"Sorry, guess I overreacted," Hiei rubs his head.

"HMPH! So. why didn't he have black eyes?" Yumiko asks.

"He'll make the color black look bad, no, HORRIBLE!"

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Kuwabara barges in while Hiei, Kurama, and Yumiko are eating quietly in their rooms, "SHRIMP! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!"

"Why's he all healed again?!" Yumiko complains.

Kurama explains, " I smell Yukina's scent. She probably used her healing powers on Kuwabara."

Hiei gives Kuwabara a death glare thinking, "If beating him up would only closen him to Yukina. then. I must resort to Plan B."

"Yumiko, go out. I don't want you to see such scenes," Hiei declares.

"Huh? Um, ok." Yumiko walks out.

~!~!~ moments later. ~!~!~

Kuwabara walks out in a bright pink tutu. @.@

Yumiko screams, "MY EYES!!! AHHH!!! CROSS-DRESSER!!!" She runs back in the room.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO APPEAR IN FRONT OF YUMIKO LIKE THAT!!!" Hiei goes chasing after Kuwabara.

"AHHHHH!!!" Kuwabara runs for his life.

Kurama just stands there. "Uh. um. uh."

"Wahhh!!! My eyes!!! It buuuurns!!! Why didn't anyone warn meeee?!" Yumiko cries.

"Uhm, Merry Christmas?" Kurama says.

Yusuke quickly takes out a camera and takes snap shots, "This will make good blackmail."

Right before Hiei draws his katana, he runs into Yukina. Errrrrr.. *the sound of a car screeching*

Hiei disappears.

"What has he done to you?" Yukina asks.

"Psst, maybe you haven't noticed, but, Kuwabara's in a tutu," Yusuke mumbles.

Yukina starts laughing er.. giggling. Kuwabara cracks, big time, like a glass shattering.

"Wahhh!!!" Kuwabara runs home crying.

"NO WAIT!! Haha. I DIDN'T. haha MEAN IT!!" Yukina can't stop laughing.

"Hehe." Yusuke grins.

"Yumiko, do your eyes still hurt?" Hiei wraps his arms around her.

"No." Yumiko sniffs. "But, why didn't you warn me?"

"I warned him not to approach you in a tutu. He was just too dumb to understand," Hiei sighs.

Keiko storms in and slaps Yusuke who is laughing menacingly, "Why'd you put Kuwabara in a tutu?!"

"I didn't!!!" Yusuke stops laughing immediately.

Yukina stopped a while ago.

"Then who did?" Keiko feels dumb-founded.

"HIEI!" Yusuke scowls.

"Oh. oops." Keiko storms into the room Hiei's in.

Hiei's hugging Yumiko so Keiko couldn't slap him. Not that she's that fast anyways. Yumiko is busy resting her head on Hiei's shoulder to even notice that Keiko was in there.

"I think I came at the wrong time." Keiko shrugs.

Yumiko lifts her head and growls at Keiko.

Uh oh. another war's up! NEXT TIME! ON YU YU HAKUSHO CHRISTMAS CAROLING (SOON TO BE CHANGED TO YU YU HAKUSHO; Holidays!!!) -see you there!!!-

Kuwabara runs across the set crying, still.

Everyone : -.-'

Kurama: Isn't crying like against his honor code or something?

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I finished another chapter! YAY!

Kurama: Why couldn't you rest your head on my shoulder instead of Hiei's!

I uh. *hug, puts head on shoulder* *zzzzzz*

Kurama: uh. *blush* Tune in next time for another exciting episode er I mean chapter of Yu Yu Hakusho; Christ.. er I mean HOLIDAYS!