Kai: *grins* Yay! Order 2 is done!!!

Integra: *rolls eyes* I'm overjoyed....

Kai:*glares* You'll get a better part soon enough *dives into the reviewer box* YAY REVIEWS!!!

Jan:*looks at the review from KT and Penalty* They love me ....they REALLY love me!!!*glomps KT and Penalty* And they even want MORE of me

Integra:*smacks Jan* Shut up Vampire Scum....You wouldn't believe all the good death ideas I've gotten just sitting in that chair. But maming and dismemberment----I like Thank you for the idea Wonko-chan!

Jan:*shudders*

Kai:*grins at Zanarkand Flame* Thank you I'm glad you are enjoying my fic! Hopfuly you enjoy tihs chapter as much as I did writing it!

Integra:*smirks* Lord knows I did...

Jan:*glares* Hellsing Bitch...

Kai: Oh and to Dracu....No I don't know where your pants are----and as much as I LOVE getting reviews I can't handle that stupidity *looks at alucard* Alucard....sanck time!

Alucard:*sucks Dracu's blood*

Kai:*Glomps Avaris* AVARIS!!----well I suppose I can't say too much since you already know what's going to happen *grins*

Avaris:*sweatdrops* How I got suckered into helping is beyound me....*big sigh*

Kai: Disclaimer please boys!

Luke: Kai no own Hellsing

Jan: Please R/R!

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Order 2: Gags....gags are good

Integra finally came to and turned her head to oberve her surroundings. The room was dark excecpt a small light hanging in the far end of the room. She looked down to see that her arms and legs were tied to the chair she was sitting in," Valentine idiots, I swear I'm going to kill them in the most unpleasent way when I get out of this.", she muttered to herself. Integra was going through all the possiable deaths in her head when a noise caught her attention, it sounded like....voices Integra leaned towards the door to see if she could hear what they were saying any better.

"Come on Bro..",one of the voices whined Integra took a guess that it was Jan,"Why the hell can't we just kill her?!"

"Because Jan, my plan is already underway,"the voice belonging to Luke calmly stated,"you'll get your chance."

Integra let out a small gasp,"They're using me to get Alucard.", she stated then she gave a smirk,"They're going to be in for a supraise."

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"Oh my!", Victoria exclaimed as she and Alucard walked into Integra's office to check after the nights mission,"What happened in here?!", the room looked like a diaster zone with papers throwen every which way and the desk lamp was on the floor broken into a thousand little peices.

Alucard came into the room behind her sniffing the air,"I also smell blood Police Girl.", he noted getting a fuuny look from the young vampire.

"Blood Lord Alucard?!", Victoria was confused

"Master's blood",Alucard responded the anger apparent in his voice,"Who ever did this will pay."

"So what do we do?!",Victoria asked,"We don't even know who took Sir Integra."

"We go hunting Police Girl...",Alucard stated darkly as he strode out of the trashed office.

"Hey, wait for me!" Victoria called out as she ran after her Master.

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"Bro...I'm bored!",Jan whined from his spot at the table where he had his feet propped up on the table.

Luke gave his younger brother a look of sheer annoycence,"Why don't you go kill some fuzzy woodland creature.",he questioned knowing exactly what his brother was hinting at.

"How bout I go check on our guest.,"Jan suggested getting up from the table and heading towards Integra's room when Luke stopped him.

"Can I trust you not to harm a hair on Ms. Hellsing's head?!" Luke inquired giving a glare.

Jan gave a devious grin,"Why of course you can bro!", he replied trying to look innocent, which wasn't working real well for him,"I promise I'll play nice with Ms. Hellsing.", he opened the door and walked in shutting it behind him leaving Luke in the center part of the clock tower.

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"Well...well it looks like sleeping beauty did decide to wake up.", Jan mocked as he walked into the room.

Integra responded by giving him and icy glare,"Go to hell!", she spat at him angerly

Jan's grin widened as he walked towards Integra,"My...my where are your manners Ms. Hellsing?!", he asked shaking his finger right in her face, which was not the smartest thing on Jan's part. Integra saw the opportunity to cause her captor pain and took it, biting Jan's finger hard enough to draw blood. The vampire let out a scream and pulled back his finger,"You little bitch!!! You bit me!!!"

"That's nothing compared to what I'm planning on doing." Integra threatened as she spit the blood back in Jan's face.

Jan let out a growl as he wiped the blood from his eye,"Bitch....your gonna pay for that.", he snarled as he used the ribbon from around her neck to gag her,"That should shut you up for awhile." he said grinning as he left the room, leaving Integra by herself again.

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"What happened Jan!?", Luke demanded hoping his brother didn't decide to kill his hostage,"I heard a scream."

Jan glared at his brother and showed him his finger,"You wanna know what happened.", he growled healing his finger,"That fucking Hellsing bitch bit my finger!!"

"Jan, you're such an idiot!", Luke muttered shaking his head,"She's tied to a chair and you provoked her....what else is she going to do?!"

"Stupid bitch!,"Jan muttered,"I'm going to enjoy watching her suffer."

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Luke: *shakes head* Integra 1 Jan nothing...

Jan: Can I kill her now?!

Kai: no

Jan: Now?!

Kai:*face fault* No Jan!

Jan: How bout no....*gets shot in the head by Integra*

Integra: Rot in hell Jan Valentine...

Jan:*pops back up* NOW?!

Integra:*glares* Alright!!! WHO replaced my silver bullets?!

Kai:*slowly backs away* Sliver bullets....what silver bullets Integra- sama?! *runs*

Integra:*chases after kai* You little snot-nosed brat!!! Get back here!!!

Alucard:*rolls eyes* Master obviously dose not know how to deal with snot- nose little vampires. Please r/r reviews=updates!

Luke:*blinks* I'm not sure there WILL be an update if Integra get's her hands on Kai....

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