Part 6
The next day was spent talking poems, proms and demons. As Buffy was walking back to the library from her math class she ran into Harmony.
"Excuse me. Isn't looserville at least two hallways away from here?"
"Harmony, to what do I owe this vile disgust?"
"Cute Buffy. Where are you off to?"
"Meeting my boyfriend."
"Ha. You have a boyfriend. What kind of guy would want to go out with you? Oops, my bad, what kind of life form would want to go out with you?"
"Speaking of life forms, you're looking sluttier than usual. Where are you off to?"
"Oh I have a question to ask Angel. Talk about gorgeous."
"You're trying to bag Angel. I don't know he looks like the kind of guy that would already be taken."
"How would you know, it's obvious that the last gut you dated was two years old. And he was taken by his mother."
"Well he does have a two in his age. Good luck. I do want to know what he says."
"Oh you'll find out. In fact I may find the goodness in my heart to come and tell you personally."
"You'd love to see me squirm wouldn't you?"
"It would be nice. See you tomorrow Buffy."
"Okay. Good luck."
"Like I need it. What guy could resist me?"
With that she strutted off.
"Buffy!"
"Willow. How long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough. Did you and Angel have a fight? Anger I suspect but sending Harmony after Angel is just plain wrong."
"Will, it's okay we didn't fight."
"Then why did you encourage Harmony to go after your guy?"
"I didn't encourage her."
"Excuse me, but I just saw…"
"What you just saw was the biggest set up in all Sunnydale high history."
"Oh buffy that's good."
"No one calls me or my boyfriend a looser and gets away with it. I can't wait to see her face in Fridays lesson."
With that Buffy and Willow set off toward the library, laughing all the way.