Alrighty, part five at last. Gomen Nasai for the late update. This is the
FUNNIEST chapter yet, so enjoy. HAPPY 2004!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
-Randall Flagg2
After a long day of dealing with Kagura for yet another day, everybody was getting ready for bed. It had been a long day indeed, particularly when Kagome had gone back to her time and had gotten some strange metal paddle- like objects which she called "racquets" and had introduced them to a strange game she called "tennis". It had gone well for some time, but Kagome had to call off the game when Inuyasha and Koga had stopped hitting the ball with their racquets and had begun hitting each other with them instead. In other words, it was just another typical day. Now it was night, and the time of rest had arrived. Thank goodness it had. Kagome was quite tired out and she needed a long nap.
"I swear those two act like kids around me!" Kagome thought as she slipped into her light blue pajama pants. "Dealing with Kagura is enough, but those two make it worse. I don't know how I manage to find the strength to keep up with them." Kagome yawned and fell back on her futon and closed her eyes. Within moments, she was asleep and on her way to the land of dreams.
Somewhere upstairs, Kagura lay stomach down on her futon in deep thought. She would have laid back on it, but her bottom still hurt from the spanking yesterday and it made lying down quite difficult for her. "Jerks!" she mentally growled. "Doing that to me! I was just having a little fun! It's not like I hurt them or anything!" Kagura rubbed her sore backside. God, it hurt like a bastard. How long would this go on for? All day long it had burned like fire and she had to eat dinner standing up. But as her bottom burned, something else simmered inside of her that was far, far hotter. Slowly that feeling had become the dark desire to vex herself in some way that would be violent, and finally it had become the urge to vex herself upon her tormentors themselves. In short, she wanted revenge. It was not the punishment itself that had angered her, but the way it had been conducted. Hitting her there! How dare they? Well she would show them. She would show them all. But how? That was the problem. Kagura knew of a thousand ways to repay the deed, but they all were quite violent and violence might earn her another spanking. So how could she? She closed her eyes and let her mind take over. Eventually she slipped into an almost hypnotic state of mind and-
Wait a minute. Hypnotic. That word ran in her mind over and over again. She snapped out of her trance and smiled. Of course! She could use hypnosis! She giggled evilly. Why had she not thought of this before? This would be fun alright. Oh yes, it would be very fun indeed. She snuck downstairs, being careful not to wake anybody up, and went into the dungeon to find the appropriate objects for her plan. She rummaged through all the many objects that decorated this gloomy area of the fortress. At first she could not find anything. Then she found what she was looking for. In a box, she found a large disc-shaped object that was plain white. It was large too, so it would be perfect. Smiling wickedly, she went and got some black ink and carefully painted swirly designs all over the disk. It was perfect! She looked up and saw a long rod protruding from one of the walls. She got a chair, climbed up with her creation, and hung it on the rod. Now there was only one thing to do. Kagura took one of Naraku's favorite vases and threw it on the ground. Almost instantly, she heard footsteps. "Showtime!" Kagura grinned.
Back upstairs, Kagome was just beginning to doze when a reverberated from downstairs. The miko yawned and got up. "Now what?" she grumbled. Kagome sleepily walked downstairs to investigate the strange noise. As she passed by a pair of doors, her footsteps awoke Koga and Inuyasha. The wolf and dog were outside in a flash.
"What's going on Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.
"Oh nothing. I heard a crash downstairs and I decided to see what it was." she replied.
"I'll go with you my dear. If anyone is here and tries to harm you, I'll take care of them!" Koga said confidently.
"Shut up you stupid wolf! Why don't you go howl at the moon?!" At that, Kagome had to physically restrain Koga to keep him from tearing Inuyasha up.
"Mellow out guys! It's just a noise and it probably was just a vase or something so calm down." Not wanting to upset his beloved any further, Koga stopped struggling and followed Kagome down the stairs. When they got to the dungeon, they found a grinning Kagura standing in front of them.
"Oh it's you brat!" Inuyasha growled. "What are you doing up?"
"Just taking my revenge for yesterday!" she said.
"Revenge? You? Don't make me laugh!" Koga snorted. "Since I'm in a good mood, I'll let you try it! So give us your best shot!" Kagura smiled and jumped onto a chair next to the painted disc. She spun it around with a mighty twist and Koga, Inuyasha, and Kagome became really still as they gazed into the large spinning object. After two minutes of spinning, they were standing in place, eyes blank, drooling. Perfect. Now the fun could begin. Kagura turned to Inuyasha.
"On my command, you will become a fish!" she said and snapped her fingers. Inuyasha suddenly fell to the ground gasping and flailing around in spasmodic movements. His face was slowly turning blue. Kagura doubled over with laughter. This was too good. She turned to Kagome.
"On my command you will be a Doberman pinscher!" With a snap of her finger, Kagome fell to the ground on all fours, panting and barking. Kagura was amused, but she was still not satisfied. They all needed to be punished for what they had done to her. Now for wolf boy.
"On my command you will be a spoiled six year old!" There was a snap and Koga's eyes began to show intelligence again. He looked around the room and then spoke in a rather spoiled tone of voice.
"Mommy where are you?" he whined. Kagura giggled and pointed to a statue in the corner.
"Over there! There's your mommy!"
"I didn't ask you stupid head!" Koga screamed shrilly. He walked over towards the statue. "Mommy you idiot where were you?" Behind him, Kagura covered her mouth and spoke in a lower voice.
"You have been bad. No candy for you young man!" she said. Koga's eyes grew wide with childish anger.
"I want candy!" he screeched. Koga kicked the walls. He began to throw a tantrum, kicking the walls over and over again, all the while screaming "I want it, I want it, I want it!!!!" His screams annoyed Kagome who growled low in her throat and bit him on the leg, ignoring the floundering Inuyasha. Kagura had to bite her tongue to suppress the laughter building up in her throat, but in the end she gave in and began braying laughter.
Kagome continued biting Koga's leg, still growling. Koga began to wail. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY MAKE HER STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!" he wailed. Tears squirted out of the wolf prince's eyes like geysers. Kagome let go of his leg, but she continued growling at him. The noise woke up the rest of the group upstairs. Footsteps were heard and Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Naraku appeared at the top of the stairs.
"What the hell is going on? Can't a person get any-" Sango began. She stopped in mid sentence as she saw the sight before her. Inuyasha was writhing and bouncing around the room like a fish out of water, Kagome was snarling loudly at Koga while on her knees and hands, and Koga was rocking back and forth in the corner and sucking his thumb while saying "Save me Mommy! She's mean!" over and over again. Kagura stood in the center of the room, laughing her head off. It didn't take a genius to know what had happened.
Miroku rolled up his sleeves. "I guess you still haven't learned from last night have you?" he sighed. Sango took out her boomerang and katana while Naraku summoned poisen insects. Shippo was just laughing his head off as he watched Inuyasha.
"I am impressed that you used hypnosis, but you have disturbed us and you will receive even more punishment for it." Naraku hissed. Just before any of them could react, Kagura spun the dreaded disc again and they too became hypnotized. Kagura went for Miroku first.
"When I snap my fingers, you will be uh-" Kagura was almost out of ideas. What could she do with the lecherous monk? She had used most of her good ideas on the others, so what could she do? Then an idea came to her. Earlier that day, she dug around in Kagome's bag and had discovered a collection of plastic cases with thin discs in them. All of the cases had strange names on them and had a list of words on the back of the cases. She didn't know what they were, but she decided to try anyway. She decided on one of the names and continued where she had left off.
"When I snap my fingers you will be Pink Floyd!" she commanded. With a snap, Miroku's eyes shot open and he began to sing very loudly.
"We don't need no education! We don't need no thought control!" Miroku sang. Kagura laughed loudly, enjoying this strange but catchy song. She turned to Naraku and Sango.
"On my command, you will be stuck to each other and attempt to break free!" In a moment, the two of them were intertwined and awake.
"Let go of me wench!" Naraku growled.
"I will when you let go!" said the demon hunter. They tried to go in opposite directions, but they were stuck together. Sango unsheathed her sword and tried to severe Naraku from her, but instead she only ended up cutting herself and the demon. He screamed in pain and bashed Sango on the head. She retaliated by kicking him in the stomach. In a minute they were both fighting and rolling across the room. They go in front of Kagome which annoyed her, so she growled and bit Naraku. He thrashed his arm from side to side, but only ended up hitting Koga who began to cry harder. Then the wolf prince fell to the ground and threw another tantrum, screaming that nobody loved him and that he still wanted candy. Only one more to go now.
"When I snap my fingers, you will be a vulture!" Shippo suddenly jumped into the air and stared down at Inuyasha with very cold looking eyes. Sensing his prey was weak, Shippo leaped into the air and tried to dive at the hanyou, but he didn't have wings so he just ended up crashing into the ground. He got up and started biting Inuyasha. It was difficult for him to keep on the flailing half demon, but he managed somehow.
As the madness continued, Kagura almost laughed herself into an asthma attack. Everything she had done had worked out perfectly! This would certainly teach them a lesson! But there was one final thing to do. She snapped her fingers yet again and everybody fell into a trance again. As they did, Kagura left the room and came back with one of the large paddles that she had been punished with last night.
"When I snap my fingers this time, you shall be your original selves and remember nothing of what happened but you will be unable to move for ten minutes." They bowed down and remained in that position. Then the gang opened their eyes.
"I get the strange sensation that something happened but I don't know what." Miroku said. He tried to stand up but could not. "Why can't I move?" he thought to himself.
"Something strange is going on her!" Inuyasha said. Then the pain from a certain kitsune's bites sank in. "Who the heck bit me?!" he sputtered. His thoughts were interrupted by the evil laughter of a girl.
"Now I've got you!" Kagura giggled wildly.
"What do you mean?" Naraku demanded. Kagura smiled and explained what had happened. With each word, they grew angrier and angrier.
"So why have you made us stay in these positions wench?! What are you planning?!" Koga demanded. His anger turned to fear when he saw the paddle Kagura held in her hands.
"I'm going to repay you for last night!" she said and started for them.
"Kagura, wait! Let's talk this over okay? I'm sure we can settle this fairly if you-" Kagome began. And then the madness began again.
The night was filled with shrieks of pain, both male and female, and the sound of loud whacks.
That's part five. Sorry it took me so long, but writers block got me again! Again Gomen Nasai! Anyway, I hope you liked this part. And I really, really, REALLY need an idea for the next chapter! C'mon guys, help me out! Please? -Randall Flagg2
After a long day of dealing with Kagura for yet another day, everybody was getting ready for bed. It had been a long day indeed, particularly when Kagome had gone back to her time and had gotten some strange metal paddle- like objects which she called "racquets" and had introduced them to a strange game she called "tennis". It had gone well for some time, but Kagome had to call off the game when Inuyasha and Koga had stopped hitting the ball with their racquets and had begun hitting each other with them instead. In other words, it was just another typical day. Now it was night, and the time of rest had arrived. Thank goodness it had. Kagome was quite tired out and she needed a long nap.
"I swear those two act like kids around me!" Kagome thought as she slipped into her light blue pajama pants. "Dealing with Kagura is enough, but those two make it worse. I don't know how I manage to find the strength to keep up with them." Kagome yawned and fell back on her futon and closed her eyes. Within moments, she was asleep and on her way to the land of dreams.
Somewhere upstairs, Kagura lay stomach down on her futon in deep thought. She would have laid back on it, but her bottom still hurt from the spanking yesterday and it made lying down quite difficult for her. "Jerks!" she mentally growled. "Doing that to me! I was just having a little fun! It's not like I hurt them or anything!" Kagura rubbed her sore backside. God, it hurt like a bastard. How long would this go on for? All day long it had burned like fire and she had to eat dinner standing up. But as her bottom burned, something else simmered inside of her that was far, far hotter. Slowly that feeling had become the dark desire to vex herself in some way that would be violent, and finally it had become the urge to vex herself upon her tormentors themselves. In short, she wanted revenge. It was not the punishment itself that had angered her, but the way it had been conducted. Hitting her there! How dare they? Well she would show them. She would show them all. But how? That was the problem. Kagura knew of a thousand ways to repay the deed, but they all were quite violent and violence might earn her another spanking. So how could she? She closed her eyes and let her mind take over. Eventually she slipped into an almost hypnotic state of mind and-
Wait a minute. Hypnotic. That word ran in her mind over and over again. She snapped out of her trance and smiled. Of course! She could use hypnosis! She giggled evilly. Why had she not thought of this before? This would be fun alright. Oh yes, it would be very fun indeed. She snuck downstairs, being careful not to wake anybody up, and went into the dungeon to find the appropriate objects for her plan. She rummaged through all the many objects that decorated this gloomy area of the fortress. At first she could not find anything. Then she found what she was looking for. In a box, she found a large disc-shaped object that was plain white. It was large too, so it would be perfect. Smiling wickedly, she went and got some black ink and carefully painted swirly designs all over the disk. It was perfect! She looked up and saw a long rod protruding from one of the walls. She got a chair, climbed up with her creation, and hung it on the rod. Now there was only one thing to do. Kagura took one of Naraku's favorite vases and threw it on the ground. Almost instantly, she heard footsteps. "Showtime!" Kagura grinned.
Back upstairs, Kagome was just beginning to doze when a reverberated from downstairs. The miko yawned and got up. "Now what?" she grumbled. Kagome sleepily walked downstairs to investigate the strange noise. As she passed by a pair of doors, her footsteps awoke Koga and Inuyasha. The wolf and dog were outside in a flash.
"What's going on Kagome?" Inuyasha asked.
"Oh nothing. I heard a crash downstairs and I decided to see what it was." she replied.
"I'll go with you my dear. If anyone is here and tries to harm you, I'll take care of them!" Koga said confidently.
"Shut up you stupid wolf! Why don't you go howl at the moon?!" At that, Kagome had to physically restrain Koga to keep him from tearing Inuyasha up.
"Mellow out guys! It's just a noise and it probably was just a vase or something so calm down." Not wanting to upset his beloved any further, Koga stopped struggling and followed Kagome down the stairs. When they got to the dungeon, they found a grinning Kagura standing in front of them.
"Oh it's you brat!" Inuyasha growled. "What are you doing up?"
"Just taking my revenge for yesterday!" she said.
"Revenge? You? Don't make me laugh!" Koga snorted. "Since I'm in a good mood, I'll let you try it! So give us your best shot!" Kagura smiled and jumped onto a chair next to the painted disc. She spun it around with a mighty twist and Koga, Inuyasha, and Kagome became really still as they gazed into the large spinning object. After two minutes of spinning, they were standing in place, eyes blank, drooling. Perfect. Now the fun could begin. Kagura turned to Inuyasha.
"On my command, you will become a fish!" she said and snapped her fingers. Inuyasha suddenly fell to the ground gasping and flailing around in spasmodic movements. His face was slowly turning blue. Kagura doubled over with laughter. This was too good. She turned to Kagome.
"On my command you will be a Doberman pinscher!" With a snap of her finger, Kagome fell to the ground on all fours, panting and barking. Kagura was amused, but she was still not satisfied. They all needed to be punished for what they had done to her. Now for wolf boy.
"On my command you will be a spoiled six year old!" There was a snap and Koga's eyes began to show intelligence again. He looked around the room and then spoke in a rather spoiled tone of voice.
"Mommy where are you?" he whined. Kagura giggled and pointed to a statue in the corner.
"Over there! There's your mommy!"
"I didn't ask you stupid head!" Koga screamed shrilly. He walked over towards the statue. "Mommy you idiot where were you?" Behind him, Kagura covered her mouth and spoke in a lower voice.
"You have been bad. No candy for you young man!" she said. Koga's eyes grew wide with childish anger.
"I want candy!" he screeched. Koga kicked the walls. He began to throw a tantrum, kicking the walls over and over again, all the while screaming "I want it, I want it, I want it!!!!" His screams annoyed Kagome who growled low in her throat and bit him on the leg, ignoring the floundering Inuyasha. Kagura had to bite her tongue to suppress the laughter building up in her throat, but in the end she gave in and began braying laughter.
Kagome continued biting Koga's leg, still growling. Koga began to wail. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY MAKE HER STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!" he wailed. Tears squirted out of the wolf prince's eyes like geysers. Kagome let go of his leg, but she continued growling at him. The noise woke up the rest of the group upstairs. Footsteps were heard and Miroku, Sango, Shippo, and Naraku appeared at the top of the stairs.
"What the hell is going on? Can't a person get any-" Sango began. She stopped in mid sentence as she saw the sight before her. Inuyasha was writhing and bouncing around the room like a fish out of water, Kagome was snarling loudly at Koga while on her knees and hands, and Koga was rocking back and forth in the corner and sucking his thumb while saying "Save me Mommy! She's mean!" over and over again. Kagura stood in the center of the room, laughing her head off. It didn't take a genius to know what had happened.
Miroku rolled up his sleeves. "I guess you still haven't learned from last night have you?" he sighed. Sango took out her boomerang and katana while Naraku summoned poisen insects. Shippo was just laughing his head off as he watched Inuyasha.
"I am impressed that you used hypnosis, but you have disturbed us and you will receive even more punishment for it." Naraku hissed. Just before any of them could react, Kagura spun the dreaded disc again and they too became hypnotized. Kagura went for Miroku first.
"When I snap my fingers, you will be uh-" Kagura was almost out of ideas. What could she do with the lecherous monk? She had used most of her good ideas on the others, so what could she do? Then an idea came to her. Earlier that day, she dug around in Kagome's bag and had discovered a collection of plastic cases with thin discs in them. All of the cases had strange names on them and had a list of words on the back of the cases. She didn't know what they were, but she decided to try anyway. She decided on one of the names and continued where she had left off.
"When I snap my fingers you will be Pink Floyd!" she commanded. With a snap, Miroku's eyes shot open and he began to sing very loudly.
"We don't need no education! We don't need no thought control!" Miroku sang. Kagura laughed loudly, enjoying this strange but catchy song. She turned to Naraku and Sango.
"On my command, you will be stuck to each other and attempt to break free!" In a moment, the two of them were intertwined and awake.
"Let go of me wench!" Naraku growled.
"I will when you let go!" said the demon hunter. They tried to go in opposite directions, but they were stuck together. Sango unsheathed her sword and tried to severe Naraku from her, but instead she only ended up cutting herself and the demon. He screamed in pain and bashed Sango on the head. She retaliated by kicking him in the stomach. In a minute they were both fighting and rolling across the room. They go in front of Kagome which annoyed her, so she growled and bit Naraku. He thrashed his arm from side to side, but only ended up hitting Koga who began to cry harder. Then the wolf prince fell to the ground and threw another tantrum, screaming that nobody loved him and that he still wanted candy. Only one more to go now.
"When I snap my fingers, you will be a vulture!" Shippo suddenly jumped into the air and stared down at Inuyasha with very cold looking eyes. Sensing his prey was weak, Shippo leaped into the air and tried to dive at the hanyou, but he didn't have wings so he just ended up crashing into the ground. He got up and started biting Inuyasha. It was difficult for him to keep on the flailing half demon, but he managed somehow.
As the madness continued, Kagura almost laughed herself into an asthma attack. Everything she had done had worked out perfectly! This would certainly teach them a lesson! But there was one final thing to do. She snapped her fingers yet again and everybody fell into a trance again. As they did, Kagura left the room and came back with one of the large paddles that she had been punished with last night.
"When I snap my fingers this time, you shall be your original selves and remember nothing of what happened but you will be unable to move for ten minutes." They bowed down and remained in that position. Then the gang opened their eyes.
"I get the strange sensation that something happened but I don't know what." Miroku said. He tried to stand up but could not. "Why can't I move?" he thought to himself.
"Something strange is going on her!" Inuyasha said. Then the pain from a certain kitsune's bites sank in. "Who the heck bit me?!" he sputtered. His thoughts were interrupted by the evil laughter of a girl.
"Now I've got you!" Kagura giggled wildly.
"What do you mean?" Naraku demanded. Kagura smiled and explained what had happened. With each word, they grew angrier and angrier.
"So why have you made us stay in these positions wench?! What are you planning?!" Koga demanded. His anger turned to fear when he saw the paddle Kagura held in her hands.
"I'm going to repay you for last night!" she said and started for them.
"Kagura, wait! Let's talk this over okay? I'm sure we can settle this fairly if you-" Kagome began. And then the madness began again.
The night was filled with shrieks of pain, both male and female, and the sound of loud whacks.
That's part five. Sorry it took me so long, but writers block got me again! Again Gomen Nasai! Anyway, I hope you liked this part. And I really, really, REALLY need an idea for the next chapter! C'mon guys, help me out! Please? -Randall Flagg2