lil angel/devil: This is not a chapter! Just a little author's note.

Shizuka: She came to say that this fic won't be updated for a very long time.

Anzu: Until August, I think.

LAD: Exactly. I'm stuck on a writer's block for Chapter 10.

Mai: So don't expect a new chapter any time soon.

Isis: But she's making up for it!

LAD: Yup. While I am on my writer's block, you can check out my new story, "For Love or Money," which is coming up soon. And yes, it's based on the TV show.

Anzu: And you can still vote for this chapter...I mean Author's Note.

Mai: And here's a little story in the Author's Notes.

Shizuka: So you have three things to do while LAD is away.

Isis: Vote, see her new story, and/or read the little story.

LAD: And here's the story! Don't send any flames, please, because it's really weird.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

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Warning: The following material defies nearly everything written in the story, "Seto Kaiba's Little Sis." If you wish to continue, please be aware that it is completely AU and that it has nothing to do with the story line. It is for your enjoyment(although it's rather stupid and may not make sense), and no flames!

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Evil laughter echoed loudly in the dark room. A person dressed in long, black robes hovered over a crystal ball. The person laughed again. "Watch out, my dear little bishies, watch out for I, the evil Zorlanda, is out to get you!" She paused. "That sounds so corny!" She tried the evil laughter routine again. "MWAHAHAHA-" Zorlanda gasped. "Water, water!"

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Setra glanced at her older brother. They were sitting in the dining room for breakfast. I wonder....

Mokuba suddenly burst into the room. Following him was Yugi's gang: Yugi with Yami in the puzzle, Anzu, Jou, Mai, Shizuka, Otogi, Honda, and Ryou with Bakura in the Ring.

Then Malik with Marik also inside the Rod and Isis also appeared.

Seto nearly fell off his chair. "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING IN MY MANSION??!!" he shouted, glaring daggers at them.

Everyone winced.

"Eew Kaiba, you spat on me!" said Anzu.

Isis cleared her throat. "Okaaaaay, um, the reason I've called you here is-"

Kaiba roared. "YOU CALLED THEM HERE?! YOU CALLED THEM HERE?! THIS IS MY HOUSE, NOT YOURS. WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO CALL THEM HERE??!!"

"Kaiba, you spat on me too!" said Isis. Kaiba glared at her. "But that obviously is not the point," began Isis, nervously. "You see-Kaiba don't yell yet-as I was saying, I had a vision from my necklace-no yelling yet Kaiba-and it told me that someone very evil is coming here-not yet, Kaiba-and we need to prepare for it. I've found a spell that will allow the spirits and their hikaris to have separate bodies-FOR THE LAST TIME KAIBA, NO YELLING-because there is strength in numbers." With that she began chanting a spell, and suddenly, all the yamis appeared with their own bodies.

"It's better if we don't fight."

Marik rolled his eyes.

Bakura scowled.

Yami just stood there.

Suddenly a whizzing sound came.

"It's her, the evil being! She coming!" said Isis.

Anzu yelped, Shizuka clung to her brother, and Mai backed into a wall.

The evil being came, and was no one other than Zorlanda.

Zorlanda had dressed especially for this occasion. She had long, long dark hair which was flowing freely. She had a golden band around her head which had a golden head of a serpent in the center of the band. She wore huge golden looped earrings with pearls at the bottom. She wore a golden necklace with more pearls. She wore a black, leather baby-t and black leather pants. And her feet had black leather boots. Weapons hung onto a belt on her pants. She wore several golden earrings on her fingers, and had several golden arm bands too. Zorlanda had black eyes and tanned skin.

The evil being smiled. She stared at the three Yamis. "You are mine..." she whispered. Their eyes suddenly clouded over, giving them a dreamy look, and then, they returned to normal.

"Oh no!" exclaimed Isis. "She is an ancient spirit and has the power to enchant other ancient spirits, making them fall in in love with her. And that means Yami, Marik, and Bakura are in a spell!"

The three yamis fell on their knees, and said, "Oh beautiful Zorlanda, uh, may Earth be your worlanda, and we will help you if we canda, and..."

Everyone sweatdropped. "Worlanda? Canda? What has the world gone into?"

Isis suddenly chanted a spell. "Orga, balloog, troyak troyak kapoo thseclk, come on, chant with me! Orga, balloog!

Everyone started chanting uncertainly. "Uh, Orga, balloon, troyal troyik, uh, carpool, silk, uh...."

A gust of wind came and blew Zorlanda away.

Setra stepped forward. "Uh, I have to tell you something."

No one was listening; they were all thinking about Zorlanda.

"Maybe I wasn't loud enough. I need to talk to you all about something."

Still, everyone ignored her.

Setra lost her patience. "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? SNAP OUT OF LA LA LAND OR ELSE! I'M TALKING TO YOU SO YOU BETTER NOT IGNORE ME! OR ELSE I'LL STRIP RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!"

Everyone listened to her after that.

Setra smiled innocently. "I'm not who you think I am." She suddenly tugged at her hair, and it came off, revealing darker hair. She removed her contact lenses revealing black eyes. She took a napkin and wet it with water. She rubbed it against her skin, taking off make-up, allowing everyone to see her much darker skin. Then she took of her clothes.

"You really are gonna strip," asked Mokuba.

Everyone looked at the child strangely.

But Setra wasn't naked. She had on black leather shorts, and a black tube top.

She looked exactly like Zorlanda except for the clothes. "I'm Zoe."

Yami suddenly yelled. "My ancient spirit!"

Marik growled. "She's my ancient spirit!"

"She's my ancient spirit!" said Bakura.

"No, mine!"

"My ancient spirit!"

"She's my ancient spirit."

Setra, or Zoe, grew exasperated. "I'm not any of yours, and I'm NOT AN ANCIENT SPIRIT!!!" She muttered something, and everyone returned to normal.

"Then who are you?"

"I'm Zoe, and I'm Seto Kaiba's girlfriend!"

"WHAT! You're not my girlfriend!"

"Yes I am!" She kissed him.

"If you are, then why were you setting me up with a girl?!"

"Because it was a plan. But anyway, we have to defeat Zorlanda. And only I can do that."

Then Zorlanda showed up again.

"Hello Zorlanda," said Zoe.

"Hello Zoe," said Zorlanda.

"You look as ugly as ever."

"You too."

And then......BOOM.

Zorlanda was gone. "I'll be baaaaack!"

SNORE!

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Zorlanda woke up. "What a weird dream. Who are those people anyway. And why am I in it when I looke nothing like myself in that dream?"

She shrugged. She got up and walked to the mirror. Zorlanda brushed her golden hair, and added mascara and eyeliner, making her blue eyes look prettier. She was glad she was pretty. But she didn't know why she bothered to make herself prettier at this time of day. Why do I even bother, since that job....

She shook her head, leaving the thought unfinished.

Zorlanda went off to do her daily task of feeding the animals at the zoo.