Summery: Harry Potter characters write each other e-mails in which they embarrass, humiliate, and amuse other characters.
Date: January 17, 2004
A/N: Ok, I've read a bunch of fics where they do e-mails, and I decided to try it too. I wasn't intending on publishing this, but I suddenly decided to. I'm also uploading a couple more chapters, but you might not be able to read them. If you want to get to them, what you do is go to the URL , and type in chapter=2 and then put either a ? or a / after the number. It should work.
I feel so guilty for publishing a story when I should be updating others, but I felt like it, and that's my only defense!
Before I forget, here's my disclaimer:
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter, but I intend on creating my own film company to rival Warner Brothers. When Warner Brothers goes bankrupt, I'll offer to buy all of the rights to Harry Potter. Then, with that influence over her head, I'll blackmail J.K. Rowling with some embarrassing picture I find into giving me the rights to the next Harry Potter books. No…really… I don't own anything, and never will. *sob*
Well, I hope you like it. Please review! Also, if you like stories written in e-mails, I highly recommend two fics: Naked Quidditch Match (used to be on gryffindortower.net…I don't know where it is now) and Albus Dumbledore's Inbox.
And now for something completely different…
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Forward: Hey, fill this out!
To: GredandForge-SecondgenorationMarauders@WWW.com
CC: Boy-Who-Lived-five-times81@phoenix.com
From: KingWeasley95@quidditch.com
Fill this out, and forward it to two more people, and then to the person who sent it to you.
Your Full Name:
Ronald WeasleyYour Birthdate:
March 5, 1981
Your Favorite Color:
Red and gold, for obvious reasons
Your best friend(s):
Hermione and Harry
Your siblings:
Ginny, George, Fred, Percy, (though I think I might disown him) Bill, and Charlie.
Your Parents names:
Molly and ArthurWhich one of your parents proposed?
Um… I think it was my dad.
Who's your favorite sibling?
I'd have to say Bill, because he's the nicest to me. No offence to anyone, but Ginny's a girl, Fred and George prank me sometimes, Percy's a git, and Charlie… well, I don't see much of him.
What was the most embarrassing thing you have ever asked your parents?
Once I asked them where baby's come from.
What's your deepest secret?
That I'm afraid of spiders, but everyone knows that.
Who are you sending this to?
Fred, George, and Harry
Who do you have a crush on?
Gee… look at the time!
Does he/she know?
I don't think so.
Name all of the people you've dated.
…
Name the person you would be least likely to date:
Um… Ginny? Snape? Harry? Dumbledore?
Which is your favorite subject at school?
DADA… when we have a good teacher.
What do you think of all of your teachers?
Snape is an evil git who is biased towards Slytherin.
McGonagall's a little strict, but she's ok. She loves the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
Trelawney is a fraud.
Umbridge is an evil Ministry worker who hates Harry.
Moony is the best DADA teacher we've ever had.
Flitwick and Sprout are ok.
Quirrel and Moody seemed nice, but they weren't really what they looked like.
Dumbledore's my idol. He really likes Harry, and he's the greatest Headmaster that Hogwarts has ever had.
Lockheart is an arrogant guy who's lost his memory… *cough wasn't me…cough*
Do you curse a lot?
Hell, yeah!
What do you think is your best friend's biggest secret?
Um… Hermione, I don't knowHarry…well, we know what happened with him and Cho.
Where are the people you know right now?
Harry: the Dursleys… I wish he were here
Hermione: Her house… I wish she was here too
George, Fred, Mum, Dad, and Ginny: Here
Bill: Gringotts
Charlie: Romania
Percy: He's probably sleeping with the Minister right about now.
Professor Dumbledore: Actually, I don't know where the headmaster goes over the summer… does he stay at Hogwarts? He's probably out buying some more lemon drops.
Voldemort: I wish I knew!
Where are you right now?
I'm at the Burrow, in my room, on my computer.
What is the room you're in decorated and furnished with?
Well, the walls are all orange with posters of the Chudly Cannons, and I've got a bed, a dresser, and a desk. Right now, my schoolbooks and homework are scattered over the floor… I bet Mum's going to make me clean my room.
Who do you think will respond first to this e-mail?
Harry; the twins are probably working on something else
Who do you think you would least likely send this e-mail to?
Um…Professor Dumbledore or Snape…or Voldemort
Send this to one of them.
No, thanks. I'll have Harry or one of the twins to that, if they dare! Plus, I don't have their e-mail addresses!
If you have any advice for people you're sending this to, write it now.
Harry: Um… don't let the Dursleys get you down.
Fred and George: Don't prank me, ever again!
What is your long-term goal?
To survive Hogwarts and become an Auror?
What would you like to do right now, if you could?
Save Harry from the Dursleys, and then go play Quidditch.
What do you think your friends would want you to change if you could change one thing about you?
Um…I don't know—my fear of spiders?
What is your favorite quote?
The Chudly Cannons Rock!
Three things you would wish for if you had the chance:
Harry to come here
Voldemort to be dead
Percy to get caught snogging the Minister
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Well, for a first chapter it was ok. There should be more chapters, but they just might not show up, so I left instructions at the top for how to get to them.
Please review!