A/N: Well, here you go. More will come later. I will try and update as soon as I can, but I'm not sure when that will be. I hope you like it. By the way, did you know that A year and three days ago, we were first told of the release date of Order of the Phoenix? Can you remember what you were doing that day? I just remember being sooooo excited! I e-mailed my friend and told her, and we were insane! Anyway, read on!
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Forward: Hey, fill this out!
To: ImmortialVoldemort@DE.net
Boy-Who-Lived-five-times@phoenix.com
BarmyOldCouger@phoenix.com
From:
AllPottersBelonginHell@DE.net
Fill this out, and forward it to two more people, and then to the person who sent it to you.
At the insistence of the rest of the headmaster, I have been forced to fill this out. Suffer my wrath.
Also, I must inform you that I am not responsible for any harsh, rude, mean, or profane comments issued at Potters, and you must read at your own risk
Your Full Name:
Severus Samuel SnapeYour Birthdate:
October 4. I will not tell you the year, thank you.
Your Favorite Color:
Silver and Green. *sneer* You expected less?
Your best friend(s):
I have no use for such childish friendships
Your siblings:
Samantha Snape. My parents had an obsession for alliterations.
Your Parents names:
Adam and Christina SnapeWhich one of your parents proposed?
I do not know, nor care.
Who's your favorite sibling?
Well, gee… out of a choice of one, I'd have to say Samantha
What was the most embarrassing thing you have ever asked your parents?
I learned long ago never to question my parents
What's your deepest secret?
You actually think that I'm going to disclose this information?
Who are you sending this to?
Dumbledore, Potter, and Master.
Who do you have a crush on?
none of your business!
Does he/she know?
Sadly, she never did. I regret not telling her. She never found out, and it's too late to tell her now, because she'd dead. Besides, she never liked me… though we never expected her to like that arrogant jerk either.
Name all of the people you've dated.
No comment.
Name the person you would be least likely to date:
*sneer* Potter
Which is your favorite subject at school?
Potions, of course. What else?
What do you think of all of your teachers?
I have no teachers anymore. I am a teacher. And five points each from Potter, Weasley, Weasley, and Weasley. I don't care if the last two Weasleys left school already, I'm still taking points!
Do you curse a lot?
What do you think?
What do you think is your best friend's biggest secret?
See above- I have no friends
Where are the people you know right now?
Dumbledore is at Hogwarts
Master is… well, of course I'm not going to tell you that!
Potter: Who really cares? I have heard that Potter is at his relatives' house.
Where are you right now?
Hogwarts dungeons
What is the room you're in decorated and furnished with?
The usual: a desk, potions in jars
Who do you think will respond first to this e-mail?
Dumbledore.
Who do you think you would least likely send this e-mail to?
Well, according to many, the people I'm sending this to *are* the least likely.
Send this to one of them.
*rolls eyes*
If you have any advice for people you're sending this to, write it now.
Potter: Try not to fail potions again. Also, jump off the roof and fall to your death, if you can manage it in your spare time.
Dumbledore: Tell me again why I have to teach these idiot first years.
Master: When is the next meeting?
What is your long-term goal?
To watch Potter die
What would you like to do right now, if you could?
Take ten points from Gryffindor.
What do you think your friends would want you to change if you could change one thing about you?
Everyone would tell me to wash my hair, as Potter (elder) used to do.
What is your favorite quote?
I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and stopper death… if you all aren't the dunderheads I usually have to teach.
(I say that every year to the 1st years)
Three things you would wish for if you had the chance:
Potter to die
Potter to die
Potter to die.