Forbidden Skies

Kura: MysticChaos does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho or any other kind of show or thing or company or-

MC (MysticChaos): OK! WE GET THE IDEA!

Kura: *cowers away* I'm just being informative….

MC: GRRRRR~!!!! *obviously annoyed*

Kura: *faces you* Sorry but MysticChaos still couldn't find her missing computer and she's in a bad mood!

BlueFlame (Blue): Yup! We still are trying to find it!

MC: EVIL COMPUTER SNATCHER! I WILL KILL YOUUUUUU~!!!!!

Everyone: 0_0;;;

Kura: Um…Where's MoonPearl? I had to do her disclaimer today.

MC: She's sick. She has a very bad cold so she had to stay home.

Blue: Oh….too bad for her.

Kura: So….shouldn't you start the story?

MC: Sure!

Blue: Is it just me or is MysticChaos more happier then usual whenever MoonPearl is sick? *whispers*

Kura: Don't know, but I sure am!

Blue: *sweat drop*

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Chapter 11- CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! (Part 1)

MC: I don't want to start the story.

Kura: WHAT?!

Blue: WHY?!

MC: *sniff, sniff* I-I miss my computer~!!!!!! WAHHHHHHH~!!!!

Everyone: *sweat drop*

*Aure pops out of nowhere*

Aure: How come the story hasn't started yet? *looks at MysticChaos* Oh. Still couldn't find her computer?

Blue and Kura: Yup.

MC: MY BEAUTIFUL COMPUTER~!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!!

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Zelia: *pops out of nowhere* How come the story isn't starting? *sees MysticChaos* Oh.

*suddenly Hiei appears and starts laughing at MysticChaos*

Hiei: HAHAHAHAHA~!!!! YOU LOST YOUR COMPUTER! NOW YOU CAN'T TORTURE US~!!!!!

*MysticChaos looks up, angry, and zaps Hiei*

Hiei: *a baby* AHHHHHHH~!!!! THE EVWIL AURTHOR TURNED MWE INTO A BABWEY!!!!!

Aure: *picks up Hiei* EEEK~!!! YOU ARE SOOOOO CUTE~!!!

Hiei: In other words, mwe likey being babwey! *^_^*

MC: DAMN YOU AURE~!!!! WAHHHHHHHHH~!!!!! *cries again*

Aure: Did I say something wrong? *worried*

Kura: She's losing her touch at being evil….

Mariah: Goody.

Blue: When did you get here?!

Mariah: -_- A second ago.

Blue: Oh. Ok! ^_^

Mariah: I'm surrounded with morons…. -_-;;;

Aure and Zelia: HEY!

Mariah: Except you guys! ^_^;;;

Zelia: …

Aure: Ok! ^_^

*then Kurama and Kyoshi pop out of nowhere*

Kurama: What are you talking about! AURE LIKES ME THE BEST!

Kyoshi: NU-UH! SHE LIKES ME!

Aure: Um…….

Kurama and Kyoshi: AURE!

*They both glomp Aure*

Aure: Uh…. 0_o;;;

Kura: *angry*

Blue: Uh….MysticChaos? Could you do something about this?

MC: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!! MY COMPUTER~!!!!!

Blue: -_-;;; I guess not….

Kurama and Kyoshi: SHE'S MY AURE! LAY OFF!

Aure: Ahh….so loud…. @_@

Zelia: This is fun to watch.

Mariah: What?! You're having fun watching your friend suffer?!

Zelia: Yeah.

Mariah: True.

*watches Aure*

Aure: -_-;;; Some friends….

Kurama and Kyoshi: AURE'S MINE!

Hiei: NO! AWURE IS MWINE~!!! *swings his katana hitting Kurama gently and hitting Kyoshi like hell*

Kyoshi: @_@

Kurama: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow~!!!!! *gets hit by Hiei and gets hit so much he had to let go*

Kurama: HIEI!

Hiei: *sticks tongue out*

Kurama: Aure! Hiei hit me!

Aure: Um….I think it was better if he hit you…..

Kurama: AURE! *shocked*

Hiei: MWAHAHAHAHA~!!!! AWURE LIKE MWE BWETTER~!!!!!

Everyone: 0_o;;;

Kurama: No fair-

MC: *annoyed* SHUT UP! CAN'T I MOURN IN PEACE?! *zaps Kurama*

*Kurama turns into a baby*

Kurama: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!

Aure: Uh…..

Kura: KURAMA IS SOOOOOOO CUTE~!!!!

Kurama: 0_0 Mwe don't want Kura~!!!

*Kura hugs Kurama so hard that he chokes half to death*

*then a whole bunch of characters come along*

Jin: Oi! What happened here?

Touya: Hmm, it seems like a crying author, a baby Hiei, a knocked out villain that I do not know, three teens just staring at us, a young girl suffocating a baby Kurama, and HELLO~!!! An attractive lady in the middle of all this!

Jin: *stare*

Shishiwakamaru (or just ShiShi): Why am I here again?

Blue: Darn…why does Aure always get all the attention?

Mariah: I have no idea.

MC: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!

Zelia: Will you just shut the hell up?!

MC: *sniff, sniff*

Zelia: Thank you!

Blue: Finally…

ShiShi: I asked before: why are we here?!

Jin: Er….you need help? I heard ya lassies do.

Touya: You mean that you want to help only that rainbow-eyed girl.

Jin: SHUT UP!

ShiShi: WHY ARE WE HERE?!

Touya and Jin: SHUT UP!

MC: WHY WON'T YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP! *turns everyone into babies except for Aure and Kyoshi*

MC: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!

Kura: I swee twhat MwysticCwhaos hwans't cwhanged….

Blue: Yeah….

Hiei: WAHHHHHHH~!!! SHISHI IS HURTING MWE WITH SWORD~!!!

Zelia: TWHEN WHWACK HIM BWACK!

Aure: ZELIA!

Mariah: WHACK, WHACK, WHACK~!!!!

Aure: -_-

MC: I feel sleepy…

Aure: OH NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SLEEP! YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME IN TAKING CARE OF THESE BABIES!

Everyone: Whoa… 0_0

MC: 0_0 O-o-ok….

Jin: Like I always say, "Beautiful women have an inner fire!"

Everyone: *sweat drop*

Kurama: Why dwon't you hwave bwaby awccent?

(Author's Note: If you don't understand, take away the 'w' in the obvious words. I mean, would you really take away the 'w' for 'what?')

Jin: Well, I don't know that myself…I think its because of my Irish accent. That got taken away so instead I speak ordinary English instead of baby talk.

Everyone: Ohhhhhhh…

Kyoshi: Ow…my head hurts… *looks around and sees Kurama getting suffocated*

Kyoshi: HAHAHAHAHA~!!!! The little Kurama is too weak for Kura?

Kurama: Shad dap!

Kyoshi: HAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!

Blue: ATTACK~!!!!

Kyoshi: Huh? AHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!

*gets attacked by the babies*

Aure: Kyoshi! Don't hurt them!

Kyoshi: THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! DIE?!

Aure: I don't know~!!!!

MC: ….Today is Christmas right?

Aure: Um….yes. You just wrote the title and you forgot?

MC: Uh, huh.

Aure: -_-

MC: So… I'm gonna go and set up the Christmas tree…. *runs away*

Aure: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

~*3 hours later*~

MC: I finished!

Aure: Oh, really? *slouches on the couch*

MC: Er…you ok?

Aure: Yes…I think…

MC: Where is the cast?

Aure: *points to the other couch*

*The cast is sleeping peacefully against each other on the unconscious Kyoshi*

Aure: They tired themselves up.

MC: Oh, ok- *looks at Aure*

Aure: *sleeping*

MC: *smile* Hey, I wouldn't blame her! Well, review and Merry Christmas everyone!

*puts a blanket on top of Aure and continues to look for her computer…I wonder in how you can possibly miss a 1 foot computer screen?*