Forbidden Skies
Chapter 12: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! (Part 2)
MoonPearl (MP): MysticChaos does not own Yu-Yu Hakusho or anything that relates or goes with it and anything you are assuming that she owns.
MysticChaos (MC): -_- You are so smart.
MP: Thank you! ^_^
Kura: *wakes up* WAHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!! I WANT MWE DIAPY CHANGED!
MP: Uh…What happened? Why is everyone babies?
*MysticChaos explains to MoonPearl in what happened when she was out, sick, while the others are waking up and crying themselves*
MP: *yells over the noise* So you got angry and turned everyone into babies? *covers ears*
MC: *shouts* YUP!
MP: JUST BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR COMPUTER?!
MC: *sniff* STOP RUBBING IT ON ME LIKE THAT!
MP: YOU ARE SO STUPID!
MC: WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ANYWAY?!
MP: OBVIOUSLY TURN THEM BACK!
MC: uh….I DON'T KNOW HOW!
MP: WHAT?!
MC: I SAID-
MP: I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID! YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN THEM BACK?!
MC: I NEED YAMI FOR THIS JOB- OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHUT UP YOU STUPID BABIES!
*silence*
MP: You have great maternal skills…. -_-
MC: Hmph.
Aure: *wakes up* Ugh…what happened?
All the babies: MYSTICHAOS WON'T CHANGE OUR DIAPIES!
Aure: *sweat drop*
Kyoshi: Immature delinquents…
*The babies attack Kyoshi*
Aure: 0_0;;;;
MC: Ok….
*Suddenly Leiko pops out*
Leiko: How come the stupid story isn't starting? *sees Aure* You! I will kill you!!!
Aure: Oh, my…. 0_0
*Leiko chases Aure, throwing fireballs*
Kurama: Aure is in trouwble~!!! I hwave to swave her! *er…crawls toward Aure*
MP: Uh….MysticChaos?
MC: What?
MP: *points at Kurama who is getting closer into the middle of the fight*
MC: Oh no! *runs to save Aure and Kurama*
Blue (BlueFlame): At weast she cwares about someone…
Kura: Agreed.
Jin: Oh no! Aure is in twrouble!
Everyone: You just noticed? -_-
MC: *stops and puts her hands in front of her* BANISH LEIKO'S POWERS TO MORTALITY! *a black beam comes out and hits Leiko*
Leiko: *suddenly her hands stop emitting fireballs* What the hell?!
Aure: Whew.
Leiko: *takes out a sword* DIEEEEE~!!!!
Aure: EEP!
MC: -_-;;; Great.
*Aure sees Kurama in front of her so she picks him up and continues to run away*
Blue: You really ought to do something…
Kura: Hey! Your baby accent is gone!
Touya: So is yours! Hey! So is mine!
Jin: Mine too! Gosh, I've missed my accent!
Hiei: Hn.
Mariah: What does this mean?
Zelia: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
MC: Hey! It means that my spell is wearing off!
Everyone: YAY!
Kura: AHHHH~!!!! Kurama~!!!!
*Aure trips*
Aure: AHHHHH~!!!!
(Author's Note: Hey, you thought that I was going to start this chapter without any action?)
*Kurama suddenly grows and then there is a fully grown man on Aure's lap*
*Everyone else transforms too*
Leiko: Aww~ crap….
*Everyone attacks Leiko except for Kyoshi, MysticChaos's friends, and Aure*
MC: Well, that took care of it.
Blue: Oh my gosh! I forgot that it's Christmas! Here! *hands everyone present, yes even Kyoshi, to anyone that isn't fighting*
Aure: Oh wow! Thanks!
Everyone else: THANKS!
Kyoshi: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!
Aure: W-What's wrong?
Kyoshi: No one *hiccup* ever gave me a Christmas present to me!
Everyone: *smile* ^_^;;;
*then Leiko collides into BlueFlame*
Leiko: HOW DARE YOU ATTACK-
Blue: Present? *gives present to Leiko*
Leiko: Wha? I thought you guys hated me-
MC: It's Christmas! No enemies for today!
Leiko: *sniff* THANK YOU! YOU ARE SO KIND!
Everyone else: Hey! We want presents too!
~*After 1 hours, after everyone handed each other presents…*~
Leiko and Kyoshi: *sobbing by now* You people are so kind~~!!!!
Everyone: ^_^;;;
Touya: So you guys won't be enemies anymore?
Leiko: NAH~~~! But like MysticChaos said, no enemies for today!
*The doorbell rings*
Doorbell: DING, DONG, DING, DONG, DING, DONG, DING, DONG-
MC: OH, STOP RINGING THE STUPID DOORBELL!
Aure: I'll get it! *goes to open the door and comes back*
Aure: Boton, Keiko, Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Yukina came!
MC, MP, Blue, and Kura: You mean Kuwabaka.
Kuwa (Kuwabaka, uh, I mean, Kuwabara): HEY!
Hiei: *snicker*
Boton: Sorry that Koenma couldn't come. He was VERY busy.
*Meanwhile…*
Koenma: SHOOT 'EM DOWN! MWAHAHAHA~!!! *playing his Playstation 2*
*Back at MysticChaos's house*
MC: I bet he's playing on his PS2. Here. Give him this. *gives Boton Final Fantasy X-2*
Boton: I'm sure he'll like it!
Yusuke: What about us, eh?
*Everyone switches gifts again*
Doorbell: DING, DONG, DING, DONG, DING, DONG, DING, DONG-
MP: I swear I'm going to destroy that dumbass bell.
Blue: I'll get it… *goes to answer the doorbell*
*BlueFlame comes back*
Blue: It's er….
Disclaimer: YOU ARE SO DENSE! YOU DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT YOUR LOST COMPUTER?!
MC: Uh….no. MoonPearl gave me a portable computer. See? *shows a small palm pilot*
Everyone: OOOOOO~!!!! AHHHH~!!!!
Hiei: -_-;;;
Disclaimer: DARN YOU~!!!! I THOUGHT I'D HAVE REVENGE WHEN I STOLE YOUR COMPUTER BUT NOOOO~
Kurama: So YOU were the one that stole it!
Disclaimer: Uh…..
*Everyone is about to attack the ex-Disclaimer*
MC: Wait! It's Christmas! Stop! We can't attack him!
Everyone: Aww man….
Disclaimer: Thank you!
MC: AFTER Christmas, we can beat him up though.
Everyone: YAY!
Disclaimer: 0_0;;;
MP: Then let's give the presents to the Disclaimer!
*exchanges presents*
Disclaimer: You people are so kind… *sob, sob*
Everyone: *smile*
MP: Should we sing a Christmas carol?
Everyone except for Hiei: OK!
Hiei: Oh brother…
Everyone: Jingle Bells! Batman smells! Robin layed an egg! Batmobile lost its wheel and Joker got away~~~
Hiei: I like this song! *evil grin and then sings along*
MC: Well, merry Christmas everyone!
Kura: And have a happy New Year!
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Santa: *outside the window* HO, HO, HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND ALL A GOOD NIGHT- *crashes into a house and it gets on fire*
MC: So, THAT'S how Santa gets inside houses!
Everyone: Uh… 0_o;;;
