Chapter 3: da man wit da plan
[12/12/03, 11:00 A.M.](The day before)
Setting: somewhere on space colony ARK...
Eggman: Yes! Finally! Now, if this latest scheme works... I'll finally have control over the world!!!! (Turns to robot slave beside him)
Eggman: Would you like to hear how, slavebot?
bot: Yes, master robotnik.
He was programmed to do whatever Eggman wanted it to say.
Eggman: Well, this is my animal beam, which turns humans into animals! I'll call the president, threaten him with this, and request entire power of the world!
Bot: Great idea sir. Here is the phone. You may call him, now. I'll go drink some oil. It gave the phone to Eggman, and rolled off.
Eggman called the president's SECRET home phone number.
the president's wife's answering machine started.
wife: Hello, you have reached George's secret phone number. Please leave a message.
Eggman: Argh! The most evil man in the world shouldn't have to take mes-
BEEP!
Eggman: Hello, this is Eggman. I need to speak to the president. It's urgent. Please call me back, my number is 243-4587. Bye!
He hung up.
(10 minutes later...)
Eggman walked back and forth, waiting for the president to call back.
Eggman: FORGET IT! I'll shoot the beam anyway!
He flipped some switches and turned some knobs.
Eggman: This tires me. I'll get a Diet Coke. He came back with a soda, flipping switches, turning knobs, and finally pressed a big shiny button. BEEP!
The only thing that came out was a fly, who didn't want to sleep in the gun anymore.
Egmman slammed his fist on the conrol panel, knocking his coke over, which poured all over the controls. The beam finally shot, but it shot 7 seperate shots, rather than one big shot. And guess what they hit...
(Back to chapter 2)
James was running his laps on the track. he lapped everyone 3 times! He was just about to cross the finish line, when...
ZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!
He got shot by a purple beam. He tripped, and got trampled by everyone else. He got up and dusted himself off. He saw he was wearing gloves! And his body, he was blue! And he had no clothes on! He screamed, and ran home. Only one thing. He was about 5 miles away from his house, and he got there in only a minute
James: Coooool...
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what happened to James!?! Who was he!?! Why did he have so many different powers!?! And did the fact that the coke was diet mean anything!?!?!? (Long gasp of air) tune in for...
Chapter 4: Sonic meats Tails... again...
[12/12/03, 11:00 A.M.](The day before)
Setting: somewhere on space colony ARK...
Eggman: Yes! Finally! Now, if this latest scheme works... I'll finally have control over the world!!!! (Turns to robot slave beside him)
Eggman: Would you like to hear how, slavebot?
bot: Yes, master robotnik.
He was programmed to do whatever Eggman wanted it to say.
Eggman: Well, this is my animal beam, which turns humans into animals! I'll call the president, threaten him with this, and request entire power of the world!
Bot: Great idea sir. Here is the phone. You may call him, now. I'll go drink some oil. It gave the phone to Eggman, and rolled off.
Eggman called the president's SECRET home phone number.
the president's wife's answering machine started.
wife: Hello, you have reached George's secret phone number. Please leave a message.
Eggman: Argh! The most evil man in the world shouldn't have to take mes-
BEEP!
Eggman: Hello, this is Eggman. I need to speak to the president. It's urgent. Please call me back, my number is 243-4587. Bye!
He hung up.
(10 minutes later...)
Eggman walked back and forth, waiting for the president to call back.
Eggman: FORGET IT! I'll shoot the beam anyway!
He flipped some switches and turned some knobs.
Eggman: This tires me. I'll get a Diet Coke. He came back with a soda, flipping switches, turning knobs, and finally pressed a big shiny button. BEEP!
The only thing that came out was a fly, who didn't want to sleep in the gun anymore.
Egmman slammed his fist on the conrol panel, knocking his coke over, which poured all over the controls. The beam finally shot, but it shot 7 seperate shots, rather than one big shot. And guess what they hit...
(Back to chapter 2)
James was running his laps on the track. he lapped everyone 3 times! He was just about to cross the finish line, when...
ZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!!!
He got shot by a purple beam. He tripped, and got trampled by everyone else. He got up and dusted himself off. He saw he was wearing gloves! And his body, he was blue! And he had no clothes on! He screamed, and ran home. Only one thing. He was about 5 miles away from his house, and he got there in only a minute
James: Coooool...
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what happened to James!?! Who was he!?! Why did he have so many different powers!?! And did the fact that the coke was diet mean anything!?!?!? (Long gasp of air) tune in for...
Chapter 4: Sonic meats Tails... again...