I was told that I should put disclaimers in here... so, meh what the heck.
Disclaimer: I do not own YUGIOH, Santa Claus, or any candy names that will be mentioned in later chapters!
Warning: There is extreme OOC in this fic, why? Well... they all have to be OOC to love each other right? They don't mention any yaoi relationships in the anime or the manga (to my knowledge) there is also extreme insanity in this fic! So make sure to be in a some-what giggly mood while reading this!!
Lsilrauko - I hope you're still in your happy mood ^ ^;
*~*~*~*~*~
Unlike Bakura and Ryou. Yugi had no problems with Yami, as he told him about all sorts of things, different weather conditions happening to be one of their many topics. So when it began snowing that fateful day Yami did not scream bloody murder and accuse of evil peacocks taking over the world... but then he wasn't too happy about the extreme change in the atmosphere either...
"YUGI!!! IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE!!!" Yami yelled giving his little angel a rough shake on the shoulder.
"Not now Yami..." Yugi mumbled.
"But the outside is covered in complete white!" Yami argued.
Yugi turned over and gave Yami his scary glare, "Listen! I can understand it's snowing outside... and yes it's your first time seeing it; but *I* just had hot passionate sex last night! And *I* am tired, sore and you're not making it any better!!"
Yami could be better described as this : O.O!
(Yeah... I know... Yugi can be scary when he doesn't get his full night's rest... ¬_¬)
So Yami decided it was in his best interest to let Yugi sleep for a little while longer, but that didn't stop him from moving to look out the window every five minutes to see if the snow was still on the ground.
It was several hours later that Yugi finally felt that he was in the mood to get up let alone go outside and explore. He started to get dressed and watched with delight as Yami followed his example to dress warmly. In only a few minutes Yami found himself outside in the *cold* and *wet* snow.
'I don't think I like this 'snow' thing anymore...' Yami thought to himself bitterly. Yugi shuffled through the deep snow at the same time creating a clear path for his Yami to walk around. Yami just watched in awe as he saw his love - clad in a heavy green winter coat, green and yellow scarf and green and yellow mitts- stared down at his feet in what seemed like immense concentration. [a/n: Kawaii ^ ^]
"What would you like to do on your first official white Christmas?" Yugi asked looking up at him with his big violet eyes.
Yami stopped to ponder the question then halted his thoughts. He had absolutely *NO* idea what people were supposed to do in snow. So he turned calmly towards Yugi and replied; "I haven't got a clue. What is it that you can do with this... stuff?"
Yugi giggled and took Yami's red mitten-clad hand and proceeded to drag him towards the backyard. "We'll make a snowman then." He chirped.
Yami looked at him strangely, "A snowman?"
"Yep!" Yugi said, he turned around and noticed his Yami's nervous look; "Don't worry. We won't be doing anything dangerous! I'll show you what to do."
And so then Yugi and Yami continued to the backyard to make a snowman, and during this new and amassing discovery Yami will learn something else...
He will hate snowmen with an absolute passion.
*~*~*~*~*~
Well... while Yami was informed, and Bakura was soothed to reassuring it's funny to say that this wasn't any of the out comes with the Ishtar residence. You see, unlike Ryou and Yugi who have seen snow, Malik, has not. So you can imagine when a slightly insane boy is awoken by his complete insane Yami yelling about something along the lines of 'Instant Mashed Potato Flakes'.
"Shut up Marik! It's not potato flakes!" Malik growled shoveling more cereal into his mouth. His eye started to twitched in annoyance as he felt his cracked lover poking him repeatedly in the cheek. "That's not true Malik! It has to be, I have never seen anything like it before, and *you* don't seem all to thrilled about all that white food shit lying on the ground. Honestly, what kind of society are you humans living in nowadays? In my day we didn't waste such food."
"Yeah? Well in your day, a hard drive was a bumpy path and rickety old cart!" Malik shot back now pissed off.
Marik glared at his light with a somewhat hurt expression. "You're making me sound so old!" Marik sobbed, dramatic tears now pouring from his eyes.
"YOU ARE OLD!!" Malik yelled.
"Well if you're so smart then why don't you tell me what all _that_ is outside!"
"IT'S SNOW!!"
"Nani?"
Malik let out an annoyed sigh, "It's snow... sorta like frozen rain only... softer."
"Well then how come I've never seen it before?!"
"You lived out in the desert! *I* lived out in the desert, rain to us is a miracle! Could you imagine the shock we'd get if it actually _snowed_ in Egypt?!"
"Well I suppose that is somewhat impossible..." Marik admitted, stroking his chin in thought.
"It's completely impossible!" Malik yelled again still annoyed yet a classic sweat drop was making its way down the side of his head. [a/n: _;]
After what seemed like two blessed minutes of silence Marik jumped out of seat, knocking his chair back in the process; "I have an excellent idea Malik-koi!"
"What you're going to shut-up for more than three minutes for once?" Malik replied sarcastically.
Marik dropped to his knees and with a childish cry wailed, "Why are you so mean to me?!!?!?!?!" He then proceeded to make some extra loud wails just to annoy Malik to no end.
"ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!" Malik yelled over the noise, finally when Marik decided to stop he sighed and muttered, "What was your oh-so-brilliant idea?"
"Why don't we go over to Ryou and Bakura's? Ryou's lived in places with this kind of weather maybe he can help explain about it?"
"You mean you actually want to go and learn something about weather?"
"Well... no, but it will seem like a good excuse to get inside their house!"
"That *is* an excellent idea Marik! Let's go!"
"Right!"
And so the two crazed Egyptians went to harass -I mean question the two albinos.
*~*~*~*~*~
"Snow is the precipitation falling from the clouds in the form of small ice crystals." Ryou answered matter-of-factly. The other three teens in the room stared in wonder at the white haired boy who threw that answer from the very top of his head.
Though I can't say most of the wonder was from just the words... but maybe the mouth forming them?
"Why is it that when you step in snow it makes that crunching noise?" Marik suddenly blurted out, and then resumed his position along-side Bakura and Malik watching as those soft, plump lips formed more words that he would not pay attention to. He did throw in the occasional 'uh-huh', and 'really?' where he thought it was appropriate.
It wasn't until after Ryou started explaining why you shouldn't eat snow that Bakura realized the two tanned boys were paying a *little* too much attention to *his* new named snow angel.
He grabbed a hold of Ryou's hand and yanked him a bit harshly onto his lap. Ryou let out a little eep and stared into Bakura's face with confusion. Bakura raised his hand and brought it down to deliver a smack on Ryou's round rump. "Mine." He murmured giving Ryou a heated kiss. Ryou pulled away and buried his face into the crook of Bakura's shoulder. Bakura glared at the two tanned teens that glanced away trying to look somewhat innocent.
"You know, all this talk about snow is making me even more excited for Christmas." Ryou mumbled into Bakura's shirt.
"Christmas?" The two Yamis echoed.
Ryou nodded and lifted his head, "Christmas is a christen holiday celebrating the birth of Christ. It's a time where you spend some quality time with your family and loved ones."
"Yeah, and then there is also Santa Claus and his world-round trip to deliver toys to all good boys and girls."
"Santa Claus?" Marik repeated with a slight snicker.
"You make him sound like some kind of god." Bakura mumbled.
"Well he's a very magical being who flies in the night sky by a sleigh pulled by eight flying magical reindeer. And on December 24th he delivers presents to all those who were good that year, and coal to those who were naughty."
"In other words, you're going to get jack shit."
"Well what about you Malik-koi... you've been very *naughty* this year." Marik reminded him huskily leaning in to nip his love's ear. Malik's eyes closed and he let out a pleasurable moan.
"So you're saying this 'Santa Claws' gives presents to everybody in one night? That's impossible!"
Ryou smacked him lightly on the shoulder, "He's magic!"
"Well how does he make all those toys... there are over two billion people in the world! Unless he uses magic for that as well" Marik questioned.
"No!" Malik yelled, glaring at him, "He has his Christmas elves to help him."
Bakura and Marik looked at each other before bursting out in laughter. "Forgive us if we have problems believing you!!" They howled.
Ryou, starting to become annoyed grabbed Bakura's hair and pulled his head down so he could look into his eyes clearly, "I don't see why you're laughing. If such things like Santa and flying reindeer don't exists then do tell me how it's remotely possible how spirits whom once inhabited old artifacts of Egypt had found a way to take a physical body?"
Bakura and Marik faltered, "Eh... you have a point..." They admitted.
"So, this Santa Claws exists?"
"Well no one knows because no one has ever seen him before, he gives presents when you're sleeping, and-"
"How does he enter the homes of these people? Is he some type of super thief?"
"No. He uses his magic to go down the chimney, and when a home has no chimney he uses his magic again to make one temporarily."
Bakura and Marik both looked at each other with comical looks of amazement. "This 'Santa Claws' can do all that?" Marik whispered to Bakura, "Imagine the danger he is to everybody... complete access to everyone's home, he could take *anything* he wants." Bakura agreed.
Both Yamis shot nervous/over-protective/possessive/almost-but-won't-admit- it-scared looks at their lights. Would this 'Santa be so cruel to steal their beloved lights for himself? Would he do the unthinkable and take away his (Santa) oh-so-obvious gift back? Surely it was Santa who led them to their hikaris... right? And they certainly weren't all to nice this year... so what if...
"NOOOOO!!!!" They yelled out in anguish and immediately glomped onto Malik's and Ryou's waists.
Both lights looked at each other and sweat-dropped. What has gotten into their Yamis? They were starting to act like they did when they are on sugar highs... and to their knowledge, they had none.
Marik and Bakura quickly kissed their respected partners neck before racing to the telephone. They had to call Yami! They had to inform him the dangers of this magical being!
In other words...
Santa was going down!
*~*~*~*~*~
^ ^;; Woah... so OOC, but then that's like all my works, and I'm sorry to any Marik lovers... I always see him as a little childish now (I blame it on all the fanfics I've read with him like that!)
Please review after this I'd love to read your POSITIVE comments.
Disclaimer: I do not own YUGIOH, Santa Claus, or any candy names that will be mentioned in later chapters!
Warning: There is extreme OOC in this fic, why? Well... they all have to be OOC to love each other right? They don't mention any yaoi relationships in the anime or the manga (to my knowledge) there is also extreme insanity in this fic! So make sure to be in a some-what giggly mood while reading this!!
Lsilrauko - I hope you're still in your happy mood ^ ^;
*~*~*~*~*~
Unlike Bakura and Ryou. Yugi had no problems with Yami, as he told him about all sorts of things, different weather conditions happening to be one of their many topics. So when it began snowing that fateful day Yami did not scream bloody murder and accuse of evil peacocks taking over the world... but then he wasn't too happy about the extreme change in the atmosphere either...
"YUGI!!! IT'S SNOWING OUTSIDE!!!" Yami yelled giving his little angel a rough shake on the shoulder.
"Not now Yami..." Yugi mumbled.
"But the outside is covered in complete white!" Yami argued.
Yugi turned over and gave Yami his scary glare, "Listen! I can understand it's snowing outside... and yes it's your first time seeing it; but *I* just had hot passionate sex last night! And *I* am tired, sore and you're not making it any better!!"
Yami could be better described as this : O.O!
(Yeah... I know... Yugi can be scary when he doesn't get his full night's rest... ¬_¬)
So Yami decided it was in his best interest to let Yugi sleep for a little while longer, but that didn't stop him from moving to look out the window every five minutes to see if the snow was still on the ground.
It was several hours later that Yugi finally felt that he was in the mood to get up let alone go outside and explore. He started to get dressed and watched with delight as Yami followed his example to dress warmly. In only a few minutes Yami found himself outside in the *cold* and *wet* snow.
'I don't think I like this 'snow' thing anymore...' Yami thought to himself bitterly. Yugi shuffled through the deep snow at the same time creating a clear path for his Yami to walk around. Yami just watched in awe as he saw his love - clad in a heavy green winter coat, green and yellow scarf and green and yellow mitts- stared down at his feet in what seemed like immense concentration. [a/n: Kawaii ^ ^]
"What would you like to do on your first official white Christmas?" Yugi asked looking up at him with his big violet eyes.
Yami stopped to ponder the question then halted his thoughts. He had absolutely *NO* idea what people were supposed to do in snow. So he turned calmly towards Yugi and replied; "I haven't got a clue. What is it that you can do with this... stuff?"
Yugi giggled and took Yami's red mitten-clad hand and proceeded to drag him towards the backyard. "We'll make a snowman then." He chirped.
Yami looked at him strangely, "A snowman?"
"Yep!" Yugi said, he turned around and noticed his Yami's nervous look; "Don't worry. We won't be doing anything dangerous! I'll show you what to do."
And so then Yugi and Yami continued to the backyard to make a snowman, and during this new and amassing discovery Yami will learn something else...
He will hate snowmen with an absolute passion.
*~*~*~*~*~
Well... while Yami was informed, and Bakura was soothed to reassuring it's funny to say that this wasn't any of the out comes with the Ishtar residence. You see, unlike Ryou and Yugi who have seen snow, Malik, has not. So you can imagine when a slightly insane boy is awoken by his complete insane Yami yelling about something along the lines of 'Instant Mashed Potato Flakes'.
"Shut up Marik! It's not potato flakes!" Malik growled shoveling more cereal into his mouth. His eye started to twitched in annoyance as he felt his cracked lover poking him repeatedly in the cheek. "That's not true Malik! It has to be, I have never seen anything like it before, and *you* don't seem all to thrilled about all that white food shit lying on the ground. Honestly, what kind of society are you humans living in nowadays? In my day we didn't waste such food."
"Yeah? Well in your day, a hard drive was a bumpy path and rickety old cart!" Malik shot back now pissed off.
Marik glared at his light with a somewhat hurt expression. "You're making me sound so old!" Marik sobbed, dramatic tears now pouring from his eyes.
"YOU ARE OLD!!" Malik yelled.
"Well if you're so smart then why don't you tell me what all _that_ is outside!"
"IT'S SNOW!!"
"Nani?"
Malik let out an annoyed sigh, "It's snow... sorta like frozen rain only... softer."
"Well then how come I've never seen it before?!"
"You lived out in the desert! *I* lived out in the desert, rain to us is a miracle! Could you imagine the shock we'd get if it actually _snowed_ in Egypt?!"
"Well I suppose that is somewhat impossible..." Marik admitted, stroking his chin in thought.
"It's completely impossible!" Malik yelled again still annoyed yet a classic sweat drop was making its way down the side of his head. [a/n: _;]
After what seemed like two blessed minutes of silence Marik jumped out of seat, knocking his chair back in the process; "I have an excellent idea Malik-koi!"
"What you're going to shut-up for more than three minutes for once?" Malik replied sarcastically.
Marik dropped to his knees and with a childish cry wailed, "Why are you so mean to me?!!?!?!?!" He then proceeded to make some extra loud wails just to annoy Malik to no end.
"ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!" Malik yelled over the noise, finally when Marik decided to stop he sighed and muttered, "What was your oh-so-brilliant idea?"
"Why don't we go over to Ryou and Bakura's? Ryou's lived in places with this kind of weather maybe he can help explain about it?"
"You mean you actually want to go and learn something about weather?"
"Well... no, but it will seem like a good excuse to get inside their house!"
"That *is* an excellent idea Marik! Let's go!"
"Right!"
And so the two crazed Egyptians went to harass -I mean question the two albinos.
*~*~*~*~*~
"Snow is the precipitation falling from the clouds in the form of small ice crystals." Ryou answered matter-of-factly. The other three teens in the room stared in wonder at the white haired boy who threw that answer from the very top of his head.
Though I can't say most of the wonder was from just the words... but maybe the mouth forming them?
"Why is it that when you step in snow it makes that crunching noise?" Marik suddenly blurted out, and then resumed his position along-side Bakura and Malik watching as those soft, plump lips formed more words that he would not pay attention to. He did throw in the occasional 'uh-huh', and 'really?' where he thought it was appropriate.
It wasn't until after Ryou started explaining why you shouldn't eat snow that Bakura realized the two tanned boys were paying a *little* too much attention to *his* new named snow angel.
He grabbed a hold of Ryou's hand and yanked him a bit harshly onto his lap. Ryou let out a little eep and stared into Bakura's face with confusion. Bakura raised his hand and brought it down to deliver a smack on Ryou's round rump. "Mine." He murmured giving Ryou a heated kiss. Ryou pulled away and buried his face into the crook of Bakura's shoulder. Bakura glared at the two tanned teens that glanced away trying to look somewhat innocent.
"You know, all this talk about snow is making me even more excited for Christmas." Ryou mumbled into Bakura's shirt.
"Christmas?" The two Yamis echoed.
Ryou nodded and lifted his head, "Christmas is a christen holiday celebrating the birth of Christ. It's a time where you spend some quality time with your family and loved ones."
"Yeah, and then there is also Santa Claus and his world-round trip to deliver toys to all good boys and girls."
"Santa Claus?" Marik repeated with a slight snicker.
"You make him sound like some kind of god." Bakura mumbled.
"Well he's a very magical being who flies in the night sky by a sleigh pulled by eight flying magical reindeer. And on December 24th he delivers presents to all those who were good that year, and coal to those who were naughty."
"In other words, you're going to get jack shit."
"Well what about you Malik-koi... you've been very *naughty* this year." Marik reminded him huskily leaning in to nip his love's ear. Malik's eyes closed and he let out a pleasurable moan.
"So you're saying this 'Santa Claws' gives presents to everybody in one night? That's impossible!"
Ryou smacked him lightly on the shoulder, "He's magic!"
"Well how does he make all those toys... there are over two billion people in the world! Unless he uses magic for that as well" Marik questioned.
"No!" Malik yelled, glaring at him, "He has his Christmas elves to help him."
Bakura and Marik looked at each other before bursting out in laughter. "Forgive us if we have problems believing you!!" They howled.
Ryou, starting to become annoyed grabbed Bakura's hair and pulled his head down so he could look into his eyes clearly, "I don't see why you're laughing. If such things like Santa and flying reindeer don't exists then do tell me how it's remotely possible how spirits whom once inhabited old artifacts of Egypt had found a way to take a physical body?"
Bakura and Marik faltered, "Eh... you have a point..." They admitted.
"So, this Santa Claws exists?"
"Well no one knows because no one has ever seen him before, he gives presents when you're sleeping, and-"
"How does he enter the homes of these people? Is he some type of super thief?"
"No. He uses his magic to go down the chimney, and when a home has no chimney he uses his magic again to make one temporarily."
Bakura and Marik both looked at each other with comical looks of amazement. "This 'Santa Claws' can do all that?" Marik whispered to Bakura, "Imagine the danger he is to everybody... complete access to everyone's home, he could take *anything* he wants." Bakura agreed.
Both Yamis shot nervous/over-protective/possessive/almost-but-won't-admit- it-scared looks at their lights. Would this 'Santa be so cruel to steal their beloved lights for himself? Would he do the unthinkable and take away his (Santa) oh-so-obvious gift back? Surely it was Santa who led them to their hikaris... right? And they certainly weren't all to nice this year... so what if...
"NOOOOO!!!!" They yelled out in anguish and immediately glomped onto Malik's and Ryou's waists.
Both lights looked at each other and sweat-dropped. What has gotten into their Yamis? They were starting to act like they did when they are on sugar highs... and to their knowledge, they had none.
Marik and Bakura quickly kissed their respected partners neck before racing to the telephone. They had to call Yami! They had to inform him the dangers of this magical being!
In other words...
Santa was going down!
*~*~*~*~*~
^ ^;; Woah... so OOC, but then that's like all my works, and I'm sorry to any Marik lovers... I always see him as a little childish now (I blame it on all the fanfics I've read with him like that!)
Please review after this I'd love to read your POSITIVE comments.