Hello! Here's chapter four, hope you're all in a good mood today!
Warnings: Shonen-ai (boyxboy love) OOCness, insane authoress trying to write a funny Christmas fic...
Disclaimer: If I owned YUGIOH Anzu would be a rotten corpse lying in a deserted ditch, and Seto and Jou would gladly show their love to every room they could find!!
¬ ¬ I also own none of the candy brand names mentioned in this and later chapters...
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It was all coming down to this moment. Four dark souls stood on unfamiliar ground ready to face the dangers that would surly fall upon them. These four were on a mission that could not be stopped by any costs.
"Welcome to Santa's village!" A perky blond girl squealed. All four yamis cringed at the horrid outfit she was decked in. Green white and red. Evil colors...
"Are you waiting for someone?" She blinked.
"We're waiting for the big red man himself." Bakura said.
The blond girl blinked, "Well he doesn't get off for a while... but his break should be in about fifteen minutes, so if you would like to wait..."
Bakura and Marik were about to yell 'no' when Yami and Seth covered their mouths, "Thank you... we'll wait." Seth said putting on his charming smile.
It did its job for the blond girl was blushing and with shaking hands she gave them each a candy cane; "Here! A treat from Santa Claus to you!" She gave them all a wink before literally skipping away. Her giant brass bells jingling with her movement.
Marik grabbed the candy canes and threw them to the floor, they cracked in few places but he wasn't satisfied; he began to stomp on them and grind them into the cheap marble floor. "POISON! He knows of our plans, so now he is trying to kill us with his evil candy treats!"
"Or maybe it was just a harmless piece of candy the woman gave us to help her with her awful flirting?" Yami suggested.
Marik glared at him and in an almost childish voice said, "Oh sure, now you want to stand up for him." He-oh to hell with it he was saying it in childish voice, stubborn and everything.
Thus the verbal insults began, at first it was harmless taunts between the pharaoh and the... insane being... then the taunts turned into small insults which escalated into very *heated* insults between the two. The only strange thing was that Seth was suddenly thrown into the bashing fest as well.
"Santa's back." Bakura said.
All three ended their 'argument' and turned towards the 'village'... which happened to be some rather crappy looking white fences, with cotton thrown on the floor, with a huge ass red chair that looked slightly uncomfortable; oh and we can't forget about the cheesy lights... yes, we mustn't forget about those...
And there in that huge ass chair [a/n: we it was repeated on purpose] sat the red man himself. Yami, Bakura and Marik were exchanging evil looks, while Seth was looking doubtful. Suddenly it hit him, like a ton of bricks the answer came crashing down on his head. This Santa could be a fake.
Yes he would never forget that awful day when his first trip to Santa was ruined.
"Seth? Are you finished zoning out now? We're going to plan our attack."
Seth snapped out of his thoughts and nodded his head, "Yes, but I now remember something about this Santa Claus."
This caught the attention of the other three, "Eh? And what would that be?"
"This Santa Claus is going to be a fake..."
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"I'm sorry guys, but I just can't help but get the feeling that something really *really* bad is going to happen..." Ryou sighed. They had been browsing through certain shops looking for presents for their boyfriends, when Ryou started to complain and get worried. It's not like they were annoyed exactly, just every time he mentioned their lovers getting into trouble it then made them start to worry as well.
"Okay fine, here's what we'll do. First we'll try to finish our shopping and then we'll start looking for them." Jounouchi suggested.
The three hikaris' seemed okay with this answer and went about their shopping. Though neither of them pointed out that their shopping seemed to be going rather quickly...
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"What do you mean this Santa is going to be a fake?!" Marik yelled angrily.
Seth sighed and began to tell the three yamis' the sad tale of his and Seto's trip to Santa Claus. He was sitting on his lap when he couldn't help but notice that his beard was crooked, he ignored that coming up with the childish excuse thinking that Santa just didn't trim in properly. But due to his curiosity and maybe because of the way this Santa seemed to reek of cigarettes and booze, he gave the beard a firm tug. The strings that were holding the beard on the man's face snapped and the beard, along with the hat and wig fell off, revealing a balding man in his late fifties.
"YOU'RE NOT THE REAL SANTA!!!!!" He wailed.
A stab of disappointment flared through his heart just thinking of the memory, he very much lost the Christmas spirit because of that day... had it not been for Jou he would still be grumbling 'hum-bug'.
Bakura, Marik and Yami stood there shocked, and very surprisingly gave Seth a comforting hug. Though the hug didn't last long because fake or no fake one of the Santa's was going down today and Marik didn't care which one!
With the flames of determination blazing in his violet eyes he leapt to Santa's throne with a battle cry. Many of the children who were gathered there cowered near their parents, and the parent's seemed to be trying as hard as possible to become invisible.
Bakura, Seth and Yami dashed after the lunatic and gaped in shared looks of glee, horror, and just plain shock. Marik was yelling hateful things in Egyptian all the while slamming the poor Santa's head back against the plush chair.
"How dare you ruin Seto's life with your foul lies you imposter!" Marik yelled in Japanese. A few innocent people who were wandering the halls stopped and gasped at the abuse-taking place, it didn't take long for the mall police to arrive but Marik's comrades were sure to keep an eye on them.
"You fill these children's hearts with false hopes thinking that you are the real thing but you are nothing but a fake!" Marik shouted, and he ripped off the coarse fake beard, revealing a man in his twenties. The children started to run away crying and their parents desperately tried to chase after them.
Needless to say that amid this utter chaos stood four young teenagers watching the whole scene. Ryou had a look that clearly said 'I knew it, why didn't anybody believe me' (u_u;;); Yugi was just standing there shocked because he never saw such violent behavior coming from his Yami (O_O!); Jou stood there embarrassed but grasping the humor of the situation (n_n;)...
And Malik? Well...
"ALRIGHT MARIK!! YOU SHOW THAT MOTHER F*CKING SANTA!! YEAH!!!!" (XD)
::sighs:: well let's just say that the yamis' were finally under control after much pleading from their lovers. It turned out that they were right because they were given directions to the local jail and were told a rough estimate of what bail would be.
Much to the yamis' annoyance their boyfriends were very busy fighting over each other over who should apologize more to the poor handsome firefighter who was doing a charitable thing as posing for Santa. Much to everyone's surprise it was Yugi and Ryou who were fighting for the most attention.
Oh yes, not only were they going to destroy Santa... they were now going to destroy Marc the fireman as well...
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"Oh come on Seth, you honestly weren't thinking I'd keep you here over night now did you?" Jou teased. Seth continued to pout and fume on his bench and crossed his arms in mocking anger.
Seth who previously had a firm look on the left wall, flicked his gaze towards his love, "You were flirting with him." He huffed, snapping his gaze back to the wall.
Jou felt a drop of sweat roll down the side of his face and he started to smile crookedly. "I wasn't being serious I was just-"
"F-L-I-R-T-I-N-G!" Seth ground out loudly in his cell.
Jou's eyes narrowed, and with a small growl of his own said darkly; "Out of all of us, I was doing the least amount of flirting, and Yami and them forgave their boyfriends, so why are you the only over-protective and OVERLY stubborn yami out of that bunch?"
Seth's expression saddened, "I was only worried about-"
"I know, but could you maybe hand the wheel back to Seto? I mean I love you all the same, but he's probably going hysterical right 'bout now."
Seth sighed and nodded, but he got the hidden message, out of the two of them... Seto was the one who listened to Jou, and though he said he loved them just the same, he knew Jou held Seto in a higher regard then him.
Strange how he wasn't mad about that anymore.
The first thing Seto heard when he regained control of his mind and body was; "Try not to do something like that again you worry me sometimes..."
And inside Seto's mind he could hear Seth stir and a silent agreement echoed throughout him.
'Damn what did I miss this time?' He thought.
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I wanted some Seth/SetoxJou action, so that last bit was thrown in there for my amusement and hopefully the same to some of you.
Chapter 4 is done, and I must say that I'll have to make chapter 5 or 6 (cause I don't know which one I'll put it in yet) dedicated to my friend Tif; because I know she'll find great amusement with Marc's demise...
:: can hear Tif in the background whispering "knives are fun" ::
Please review and tell me what you think! ^ ^
And stop printing my chapter's out Messa-Cookie and review at least once!! T_T
Warnings: Shonen-ai (boyxboy love) OOCness, insane authoress trying to write a funny Christmas fic...
Disclaimer: If I owned YUGIOH Anzu would be a rotten corpse lying in a deserted ditch, and Seto and Jou would gladly show their love to every room they could find!!
¬ ¬ I also own none of the candy brand names mentioned in this and later chapters...
*~*~*~*~*~
It was all coming down to this moment. Four dark souls stood on unfamiliar ground ready to face the dangers that would surly fall upon them. These four were on a mission that could not be stopped by any costs.
"Welcome to Santa's village!" A perky blond girl squealed. All four yamis cringed at the horrid outfit she was decked in. Green white and red. Evil colors...
"Are you waiting for someone?" She blinked.
"We're waiting for the big red man himself." Bakura said.
The blond girl blinked, "Well he doesn't get off for a while... but his break should be in about fifteen minutes, so if you would like to wait..."
Bakura and Marik were about to yell 'no' when Yami and Seth covered their mouths, "Thank you... we'll wait." Seth said putting on his charming smile.
It did its job for the blond girl was blushing and with shaking hands she gave them each a candy cane; "Here! A treat from Santa Claus to you!" She gave them all a wink before literally skipping away. Her giant brass bells jingling with her movement.
Marik grabbed the candy canes and threw them to the floor, they cracked in few places but he wasn't satisfied; he began to stomp on them and grind them into the cheap marble floor. "POISON! He knows of our plans, so now he is trying to kill us with his evil candy treats!"
"Or maybe it was just a harmless piece of candy the woman gave us to help her with her awful flirting?" Yami suggested.
Marik glared at him and in an almost childish voice said, "Oh sure, now you want to stand up for him." He-oh to hell with it he was saying it in childish voice, stubborn and everything.
Thus the verbal insults began, at first it was harmless taunts between the pharaoh and the... insane being... then the taunts turned into small insults which escalated into very *heated* insults between the two. The only strange thing was that Seth was suddenly thrown into the bashing fest as well.
"Santa's back." Bakura said.
All three ended their 'argument' and turned towards the 'village'... which happened to be some rather crappy looking white fences, with cotton thrown on the floor, with a huge ass red chair that looked slightly uncomfortable; oh and we can't forget about the cheesy lights... yes, we mustn't forget about those...
And there in that huge ass chair [a/n: we it was repeated on purpose] sat the red man himself. Yami, Bakura and Marik were exchanging evil looks, while Seth was looking doubtful. Suddenly it hit him, like a ton of bricks the answer came crashing down on his head. This Santa could be a fake.
Yes he would never forget that awful day when his first trip to Santa was ruined.
"Seth? Are you finished zoning out now? We're going to plan our attack."
Seth snapped out of his thoughts and nodded his head, "Yes, but I now remember something about this Santa Claus."
This caught the attention of the other three, "Eh? And what would that be?"
"This Santa Claus is going to be a fake..."
*~*~*~*~*~
"I'm sorry guys, but I just can't help but get the feeling that something really *really* bad is going to happen..." Ryou sighed. They had been browsing through certain shops looking for presents for their boyfriends, when Ryou started to complain and get worried. It's not like they were annoyed exactly, just every time he mentioned their lovers getting into trouble it then made them start to worry as well.
"Okay fine, here's what we'll do. First we'll try to finish our shopping and then we'll start looking for them." Jounouchi suggested.
The three hikaris' seemed okay with this answer and went about their shopping. Though neither of them pointed out that their shopping seemed to be going rather quickly...
*~*~*~*~*~
"What do you mean this Santa is going to be a fake?!" Marik yelled angrily.
Seth sighed and began to tell the three yamis' the sad tale of his and Seto's trip to Santa Claus. He was sitting on his lap when he couldn't help but notice that his beard was crooked, he ignored that coming up with the childish excuse thinking that Santa just didn't trim in properly. But due to his curiosity and maybe because of the way this Santa seemed to reek of cigarettes and booze, he gave the beard a firm tug. The strings that were holding the beard on the man's face snapped and the beard, along with the hat and wig fell off, revealing a balding man in his late fifties.
"YOU'RE NOT THE REAL SANTA!!!!!" He wailed.
A stab of disappointment flared through his heart just thinking of the memory, he very much lost the Christmas spirit because of that day... had it not been for Jou he would still be grumbling 'hum-bug'.
Bakura, Marik and Yami stood there shocked, and very surprisingly gave Seth a comforting hug. Though the hug didn't last long because fake or no fake one of the Santa's was going down today and Marik didn't care which one!
With the flames of determination blazing in his violet eyes he leapt to Santa's throne with a battle cry. Many of the children who were gathered there cowered near their parents, and the parent's seemed to be trying as hard as possible to become invisible.
Bakura, Seth and Yami dashed after the lunatic and gaped in shared looks of glee, horror, and just plain shock. Marik was yelling hateful things in Egyptian all the while slamming the poor Santa's head back against the plush chair.
"How dare you ruin Seto's life with your foul lies you imposter!" Marik yelled in Japanese. A few innocent people who were wandering the halls stopped and gasped at the abuse-taking place, it didn't take long for the mall police to arrive but Marik's comrades were sure to keep an eye on them.
"You fill these children's hearts with false hopes thinking that you are the real thing but you are nothing but a fake!" Marik shouted, and he ripped off the coarse fake beard, revealing a man in his twenties. The children started to run away crying and their parents desperately tried to chase after them.
Needless to say that amid this utter chaos stood four young teenagers watching the whole scene. Ryou had a look that clearly said 'I knew it, why didn't anybody believe me' (u_u;;); Yugi was just standing there shocked because he never saw such violent behavior coming from his Yami (O_O!); Jou stood there embarrassed but grasping the humor of the situation (n_n;)...
And Malik? Well...
"ALRIGHT MARIK!! YOU SHOW THAT MOTHER F*CKING SANTA!! YEAH!!!!" (XD)
::sighs:: well let's just say that the yamis' were finally under control after much pleading from their lovers. It turned out that they were right because they were given directions to the local jail and were told a rough estimate of what bail would be.
Much to the yamis' annoyance their boyfriends were very busy fighting over each other over who should apologize more to the poor handsome firefighter who was doing a charitable thing as posing for Santa. Much to everyone's surprise it was Yugi and Ryou who were fighting for the most attention.
Oh yes, not only were they going to destroy Santa... they were now going to destroy Marc the fireman as well...
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"Oh come on Seth, you honestly weren't thinking I'd keep you here over night now did you?" Jou teased. Seth continued to pout and fume on his bench and crossed his arms in mocking anger.
Seth who previously had a firm look on the left wall, flicked his gaze towards his love, "You were flirting with him." He huffed, snapping his gaze back to the wall.
Jou felt a drop of sweat roll down the side of his face and he started to smile crookedly. "I wasn't being serious I was just-"
"F-L-I-R-T-I-N-G!" Seth ground out loudly in his cell.
Jou's eyes narrowed, and with a small growl of his own said darkly; "Out of all of us, I was doing the least amount of flirting, and Yami and them forgave their boyfriends, so why are you the only over-protective and OVERLY stubborn yami out of that bunch?"
Seth's expression saddened, "I was only worried about-"
"I know, but could you maybe hand the wheel back to Seto? I mean I love you all the same, but he's probably going hysterical right 'bout now."
Seth sighed and nodded, but he got the hidden message, out of the two of them... Seto was the one who listened to Jou, and though he said he loved them just the same, he knew Jou held Seto in a higher regard then him.
Strange how he wasn't mad about that anymore.
The first thing Seto heard when he regained control of his mind and body was; "Try not to do something like that again you worry me sometimes..."
And inside Seto's mind he could hear Seth stir and a silent agreement echoed throughout him.
'Damn what did I miss this time?' He thought.
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I wanted some Seth/SetoxJou action, so that last bit was thrown in there for my amusement and hopefully the same to some of you.
Chapter 4 is done, and I must say that I'll have to make chapter 5 or 6 (cause I don't know which one I'll put it in yet) dedicated to my friend Tif; because I know she'll find great amusement with Marc's demise...
:: can hear Tif in the background whispering "knives are fun" ::
Please review and tell me what you think! ^ ^
And stop printing my chapter's out Messa-Cookie and review at least once!! T_T