Thank you everyone who reviewed I have but one thing to do/say:
*whips out a metal baseball bat and starts smashing it down on Messa- Cookie's skull* How's this for an update?! *GIRI! GIRI! GIRI!* [* banging of the baseball bat...] Huh?! Fill my review with evil insane laughter will you?! *GIRI!!!* Enjoy it and leave me a great review next time!! *GIRI!!*
n_n Ah... I love Messa-cookie...
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I also received a random e-mail flame and so to be nice I decided to leave their name out. :: coughs and peers back at the e-mail :: pretty much it was this chick saying Bakura was her 'baby' and that the fact that I paired all the guys up was just :: peers again :: 'nasty and wrong! what the hell is wrong with u?!'
So I decided to reply! ^ ^
First of all I would like to point out to you people that (s)he reviewed chapter *4*! Here's the first thing that made me upset hun, why in Caybin's name would you flame me after reading all the chapters posted?! Bakura's yours? Let me see your signed paper cause if you can have Bakura then why the hell am I not allowed to have Hiei!?
And another thing! (And this is what pisses me off to NO end) Why did you continue reading when it clearly says SHONEN-AI?! Was it not obvious what was going to happen after the first chapter?! Bakura and Ryou were making out and cuddling!
Oh and your little bit of 'R u some nasty quer or something?! Normal ppl don't write that!!!'
:: bashes her head on the keyboard and pulls out her mega-phone :: WELCOME TO REAL LIFE WHERE THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO!!!! So does this mean I have to be lesbian to write homosexual fics? If that's true then we have a LOT of people still hiding in the closet! Most yaoi and shonen-ai writers are in fact straight, you judgmental bitch!
Grow up!
Oh and by the way, nice spelling and grammar, you *really* impressed me there - not! How the hell can I take your rude comments seriously when you can't have the decency to write 'you' properly!?
Warnings: Shonen-ai, craziness and OOC... I love f*cking up the personalities of innocent characters... ^ ^
Disclaimer: *rubs her magic wishing rock and looks down at the author title on her YUGIOH manga* Damn! Still not working...
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Malik sighed and wrote yet another shopping mall address on the notepad he carried with him. Marik had refused to tell him what it was he was trying to accomplish, he knew for a fact it wasn't world domination that future dream died as soon as Ryou gave him a lecture along with Bakura about what he thought about world domination.
%% Flash Back %%
Ryou pouted cutely at the two yamis sitting on the sofa, "I don't see why you're so persistent on this take over the world thing."
The two yamis then proceeded to tell him, how they would be oh-so-powerful, and how everyone would have to bow down to them.
"Oh, I am so sorry, but if you don't mind me stating one small opinion of my own. The reason I can't be so enthusiastic with you're little dream is because it doesn't catch my interest. I mean, world domination!? It's so unoriginal now. EVERY big powerful being wants to take over the world; there is just no more creativity for it anymore. And *besides* that there's the little reminder that, everyone who has tried-key word *tried*- to take over the world was stopped, and your first attempt was a failure. So you two are pretty much following a 'dream' that was never your original idea, and one that will never be a reality..." [a/n: wow... that's the way to knock Tif off her killing spree...]
%% Flash Back End %%
Malik still couldn't help but snicker when he remembered how quickly Marik and Bakura had shut up after that statement.
But back to his current task, writing down names and address, but coincidently enough, every mall he was searching had to have a mall Santa working there. He had to admit, it was real funny when Marik began to attack that Santa, but when he found out it was a sexy love-machine under that red suit and beard he began to worry. What if hunky firemen were acting out all the mall Santa's?
"Poor Marc..." He sighed, but then soon let out a perverted chuckle, "You could save me from a fire *anytime*."
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Ryou was enjoying a nice cup of hot chocolate and watching the news, though he would be quick to say he was bored out of his mind, he desperately wanted the channel changed but he was comfortable, and the remote control was all the way on the other side of the coffee table.
'It's just not worth the extra effort...' He mentally sighed.
"Shocking news was discovered last night around the local fire department." The female news reporter said, "From what police have told us a firefighter by the name of Marc Strauter, was found bound and gagged by Christmas garland. He appeared to be slightly abused and was discovered naked and covered in very crude graffiti."
"How embarrassing..." The male news reporter mumbled covering his face with his hand, now, we can all tell he was trying to sound sincere... but admit it... even you were chuckling at the mental image - on the inside at least...
Ryou stared at the television screen wide-eyed. "He wouldn't..." He said softly, mostly to reassure himself.
"I'm home Ryou-whom I love so much and could not live a day without!!"
Ryou's expression turned sour... "Yes he would..."
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"Out of all the things you could have done, why in GODS NAME! Would you start with this?" Jounouchi muttered, but like the news reporters on the television he was having a hard time keeping a straight face. Everyone would know from experience that the guilt trip lecture bit does not work when you're refraining from laughing your ass off.
Seto growled and turned his ISG [a/n: Icy Seto Glare] towards the wall screen TV, as if it were to blame. "They told me what happened..."
Jounouchi blinked at this and with curiosity in his voice asked; "Told you what?"
Seto's glare lessened when his gaze fixed on the brown-eyed boy's, "He sexually assaulted you, he _flirted_ with you... you were flirting back."
Jounouchi let out a frustrated groan, "Oh please, not this again..."
Seto's glare hardened, "Did you find him attractive?"
"Yes."
Somewhat irked with that blunt answer Seto tried again, "If you had the chance would you have had sex with him?"
"Sure, I've always wondered what a fire hose felt like." (Jou: n n)
Seto jumped to his feet with the intentions to kill clearly seen in his eyes. "Just kiddin'!" Jou answered, laughing nervously. Seto's ice blue eyes narrowed in suspicion, but seeing Jounouchi's taunting face he settled down. "But was it you that wrote 'I molest little dogs'?" Jounouchi couldn't help but snicker.
And Seto joined in too, but his snickering was darker, like the kind of snicker that says 'yes-and-other-things-you-don't-know-about'.
After witnessing Seto laugh over severely scaring a man for life-which is just plain scary- the couple settled down to a comfortable silence. "Would you mind filling me in on what's been going on? Yami and the others were very vague with details." Seto finally muttered.
Jounouchi sighed and ran his hand through his hair, "I honestly don't know, Seth was doing something crazy with them and I didn't really want to know. It has something to do with Santa Claus from my understanding, I really don't care, as long as you come back safe I'll leave you guys alone."
Seto smiled softly at his puppy's trust, and nodded his head in agreement. He already knew Santa was the main issue, however it got Seth interested enough to regain body control.
'It's been a long time since I've ever felt like two different people,' Seto mused to himself, 'God I hope I'm not turning into a schizophrenic...' He thought to himself.
"Seto!" Jounouchi yelled.
Seto jumped at the sudden increase of volume and looked over to where Jounouchi sat fuming a little. "What?"
Jounouchi glared at him, "You agreed with me and Mokuba-"
"Mokuba and I." He interrupted.
The glare deepened, "You agreed with *Mokuba and I* to have a Christmas party this year, are you going to help decorate this place or are we going to be stuck decorating like last time for Valentine's day?" (1)
Seto had the decency to smile crookedly, "Yes, I'll help decorate this time."
Jounouchi did a little victory dance and ran towards Mokuba's room, "Get up kido! We got shopping to do~!" He sang. [a/n: forgive me, I always pictured Jou as the type to REALLY love Christmas]
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Alright, in all honesty, I must say that it's obvious Malik does not know about the incident, Ryou will give Bakura a lecture on behavior, and well... you saw Jou's response. But those guys are somewhat forgiving... So I wonder how Yugi took it...
"How could you do that to an innocent person!" Yugi yelled throwing yet another random object at the poor Yami. Like Ryou and Jounouchi he heard the information from the news and Yami wasn't smart enough to lie and deny. "But Yu-"
"Why did you do it?" The smaller one yelled holding up a vase in a threatening manner.
"Honestly?" Yami asked.
Yugi nodded his head, yet still had the vase high in the air.
"I don't know." He answered bluntly.
*CRASH~!*
Well there goes that vase...
"You're sleeping on the couch." Yugi muttered.
"Yes koi." Yami said in a defeated voice. And he was left alone in the living room sweeping up the broken remains of the vase and the other poor objects that were abused during Yugi's rare fit of rage.
He made sure to keep his distance from his love, as he wasn't sure if he was completely calm yet and made sure to smile every time Yugi glanced over or looked at him. Yes, because he was praying to every god he could think of that his charming smile would get him out of the severe trouble and pain he was put in.
He was so caught up in his thoughts of sleeping on that god-awful lumpy couch that he almost didn't hear Yugi call for him. "Yes Yugi?" He asked nearly running into the kitchen fully intent to continue with his serious ass-kissing. "Bakura is on the phone." Yugi said, handing the portable phone over to his yami.
"Oh?" Yami replied, he held the phone to his ear, "Hello?"
"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!!?!"
Yami pulled the phone away from his ear, and grimaced at the sheer volume coming from the deceased tomb robber. "I couldn't just yet, I was talking with Yugi!" Yami screamed into the phone, like hell he was going to put it back to his ear with Bakura in that mood, probably has Marik along with-
"GET YOUR EX-ROYAL ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I SEND THIS DAMN PAYPHONE ALONG WITH THE REST OF THIS BLOCK TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!!!" Marik's screams seemed to cause the phone to vibrate, and Yami was willing to bet that he could have probably heard him even if he was in the living room.
"Fine! I'll be there as soon as possible!"
"NOOOOOOOW!!!!"
Was the last scream heard before Yami slammed the phone back into its cradle. He leaned against the kitchen counter and let out a deep sigh pinching the bridge of his nose as he felt a head-ach begin to creep up on him.
"So where are you going?" Yugi asked, though he tried to make it seem like he wasn't interested.
Yami looked over and smiled at him, "Out to see the others, I'll be back soon hopefully." He said leaning down to place a chaste kiss on his lips; he chuckled at the sight of Yugi's blush.
'Never seems to stop blushing at a simple kiss...' He thought to himself.
He grabbed a heavy coat and his boots, scarf and gloves as well. Giving a quick good-bye he exited the house with a strange feeling of dread looming over him.
For there was an evil presence in the air; circling and mocking everyone who mattered. (In this case pretty much the whole Yugioh cast ^_^)
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And there's chapter five.
I'm pretty sure some of you can guess the horror that will be coming in the next chapter. Messa-Cookie knows cause I snapped under pressure u.u
1) - I have that story finished... but I was thinking of saving it for either this valentine's day or next year's.
Thank you everyone for reading, and I hope you leave a nice review at the end. If anyone has noticed this chapter seems to have a different aura wrapped around the words, why? AOTS was eating chocolate and drinking jolt while writing this! n n
Again, Please Review!!
*whips out a metal baseball bat and starts smashing it down on Messa- Cookie's skull* How's this for an update?! *GIRI! GIRI! GIRI!* [* banging of the baseball bat...] Huh?! Fill my review with evil insane laughter will you?! *GIRI!!!* Enjoy it and leave me a great review next time!! *GIRI!!*
n_n Ah... I love Messa-cookie...
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I also received a random e-mail flame and so to be nice I decided to leave their name out. :: coughs and peers back at the e-mail :: pretty much it was this chick saying Bakura was her 'baby' and that the fact that I paired all the guys up was just :: peers again :: 'nasty and wrong! what the hell is wrong with u?!'
So I decided to reply! ^ ^
First of all I would like to point out to you people that (s)he reviewed chapter *4*! Here's the first thing that made me upset hun, why in Caybin's name would you flame me after reading all the chapters posted?! Bakura's yours? Let me see your signed paper cause if you can have Bakura then why the hell am I not allowed to have Hiei!?
And another thing! (And this is what pisses me off to NO end) Why did you continue reading when it clearly says SHONEN-AI?! Was it not obvious what was going to happen after the first chapter?! Bakura and Ryou were making out and cuddling!
Oh and your little bit of 'R u some nasty quer or something?! Normal ppl don't write that!!!'
:: bashes her head on the keyboard and pulls out her mega-phone :: WELCOME TO REAL LIFE WHERE THINGS DON'T GO THE WAY YOU WANT IT TO!!!! So does this mean I have to be lesbian to write homosexual fics? If that's true then we have a LOT of people still hiding in the closet! Most yaoi and shonen-ai writers are in fact straight, you judgmental bitch!
Grow up!
Oh and by the way, nice spelling and grammar, you *really* impressed me there - not! How the hell can I take your rude comments seriously when you can't have the decency to write 'you' properly!?
Warnings: Shonen-ai, craziness and OOC... I love f*cking up the personalities of innocent characters... ^ ^
Disclaimer: *rubs her magic wishing rock and looks down at the author title on her YUGIOH manga* Damn! Still not working...
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Malik sighed and wrote yet another shopping mall address on the notepad he carried with him. Marik had refused to tell him what it was he was trying to accomplish, he knew for a fact it wasn't world domination that future dream died as soon as Ryou gave him a lecture along with Bakura about what he thought about world domination.
%% Flash Back %%
Ryou pouted cutely at the two yamis sitting on the sofa, "I don't see why you're so persistent on this take over the world thing."
The two yamis then proceeded to tell him, how they would be oh-so-powerful, and how everyone would have to bow down to them.
"Oh, I am so sorry, but if you don't mind me stating one small opinion of my own. The reason I can't be so enthusiastic with you're little dream is because it doesn't catch my interest. I mean, world domination!? It's so unoriginal now. EVERY big powerful being wants to take over the world; there is just no more creativity for it anymore. And *besides* that there's the little reminder that, everyone who has tried-key word *tried*- to take over the world was stopped, and your first attempt was a failure. So you two are pretty much following a 'dream' that was never your original idea, and one that will never be a reality..." [a/n: wow... that's the way to knock Tif off her killing spree...]
%% Flash Back End %%
Malik still couldn't help but snicker when he remembered how quickly Marik and Bakura had shut up after that statement.
But back to his current task, writing down names and address, but coincidently enough, every mall he was searching had to have a mall Santa working there. He had to admit, it was real funny when Marik began to attack that Santa, but when he found out it was a sexy love-machine under that red suit and beard he began to worry. What if hunky firemen were acting out all the mall Santa's?
"Poor Marc..." He sighed, but then soon let out a perverted chuckle, "You could save me from a fire *anytime*."
*~*~*~*~*~
Ryou was enjoying a nice cup of hot chocolate and watching the news, though he would be quick to say he was bored out of his mind, he desperately wanted the channel changed but he was comfortable, and the remote control was all the way on the other side of the coffee table.
'It's just not worth the extra effort...' He mentally sighed.
"Shocking news was discovered last night around the local fire department." The female news reporter said, "From what police have told us a firefighter by the name of Marc Strauter, was found bound and gagged by Christmas garland. He appeared to be slightly abused and was discovered naked and covered in very crude graffiti."
"How embarrassing..." The male news reporter mumbled covering his face with his hand, now, we can all tell he was trying to sound sincere... but admit it... even you were chuckling at the mental image - on the inside at least...
Ryou stared at the television screen wide-eyed. "He wouldn't..." He said softly, mostly to reassure himself.
"I'm home Ryou-whom I love so much and could not live a day without!!"
Ryou's expression turned sour... "Yes he would..."
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"Out of all the things you could have done, why in GODS NAME! Would you start with this?" Jounouchi muttered, but like the news reporters on the television he was having a hard time keeping a straight face. Everyone would know from experience that the guilt trip lecture bit does not work when you're refraining from laughing your ass off.
Seto growled and turned his ISG [a/n: Icy Seto Glare] towards the wall screen TV, as if it were to blame. "They told me what happened..."
Jounouchi blinked at this and with curiosity in his voice asked; "Told you what?"
Seto's glare lessened when his gaze fixed on the brown-eyed boy's, "He sexually assaulted you, he _flirted_ with you... you were flirting back."
Jounouchi let out a frustrated groan, "Oh please, not this again..."
Seto's glare hardened, "Did you find him attractive?"
"Yes."
Somewhat irked with that blunt answer Seto tried again, "If you had the chance would you have had sex with him?"
"Sure, I've always wondered what a fire hose felt like." (Jou: n n)
Seto jumped to his feet with the intentions to kill clearly seen in his eyes. "Just kiddin'!" Jou answered, laughing nervously. Seto's ice blue eyes narrowed in suspicion, but seeing Jounouchi's taunting face he settled down. "But was it you that wrote 'I molest little dogs'?" Jounouchi couldn't help but snicker.
And Seto joined in too, but his snickering was darker, like the kind of snicker that says 'yes-and-other-things-you-don't-know-about'.
After witnessing Seto laugh over severely scaring a man for life-which is just plain scary- the couple settled down to a comfortable silence. "Would you mind filling me in on what's been going on? Yami and the others were very vague with details." Seto finally muttered.
Jounouchi sighed and ran his hand through his hair, "I honestly don't know, Seth was doing something crazy with them and I didn't really want to know. It has something to do with Santa Claus from my understanding, I really don't care, as long as you come back safe I'll leave you guys alone."
Seto smiled softly at his puppy's trust, and nodded his head in agreement. He already knew Santa was the main issue, however it got Seth interested enough to regain body control.
'It's been a long time since I've ever felt like two different people,' Seto mused to himself, 'God I hope I'm not turning into a schizophrenic...' He thought to himself.
"Seto!" Jounouchi yelled.
Seto jumped at the sudden increase of volume and looked over to where Jounouchi sat fuming a little. "What?"
Jounouchi glared at him, "You agreed with me and Mokuba-"
"Mokuba and I." He interrupted.
The glare deepened, "You agreed with *Mokuba and I* to have a Christmas party this year, are you going to help decorate this place or are we going to be stuck decorating like last time for Valentine's day?" (1)
Seto had the decency to smile crookedly, "Yes, I'll help decorate this time."
Jounouchi did a little victory dance and ran towards Mokuba's room, "Get up kido! We got shopping to do~!" He sang. [a/n: forgive me, I always pictured Jou as the type to REALLY love Christmas]
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Alright, in all honesty, I must say that it's obvious Malik does not know about the incident, Ryou will give Bakura a lecture on behavior, and well... you saw Jou's response. But those guys are somewhat forgiving... So I wonder how Yugi took it...
"How could you do that to an innocent person!" Yugi yelled throwing yet another random object at the poor Yami. Like Ryou and Jounouchi he heard the information from the news and Yami wasn't smart enough to lie and deny. "But Yu-"
"Why did you do it?" The smaller one yelled holding up a vase in a threatening manner.
"Honestly?" Yami asked.
Yugi nodded his head, yet still had the vase high in the air.
"I don't know." He answered bluntly.
*CRASH~!*
Well there goes that vase...
"You're sleeping on the couch." Yugi muttered.
"Yes koi." Yami said in a defeated voice. And he was left alone in the living room sweeping up the broken remains of the vase and the other poor objects that were abused during Yugi's rare fit of rage.
He made sure to keep his distance from his love, as he wasn't sure if he was completely calm yet and made sure to smile every time Yugi glanced over or looked at him. Yes, because he was praying to every god he could think of that his charming smile would get him out of the severe trouble and pain he was put in.
He was so caught up in his thoughts of sleeping on that god-awful lumpy couch that he almost didn't hear Yugi call for him. "Yes Yugi?" He asked nearly running into the kitchen fully intent to continue with his serious ass-kissing. "Bakura is on the phone." Yugi said, handing the portable phone over to his yami.
"Oh?" Yami replied, he held the phone to his ear, "Hello?"
"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!!?!"
Yami pulled the phone away from his ear, and grimaced at the sheer volume coming from the deceased tomb robber. "I couldn't just yet, I was talking with Yugi!" Yami screamed into the phone, like hell he was going to put it back to his ear with Bakura in that mood, probably has Marik along with-
"GET YOUR EX-ROYAL ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW BEFORE I SEND THIS DAMN PAYPHONE ALONG WITH THE REST OF THIS BLOCK TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!!!" Marik's screams seemed to cause the phone to vibrate, and Yami was willing to bet that he could have probably heard him even if he was in the living room.
"Fine! I'll be there as soon as possible!"
"NOOOOOOOW!!!!"
Was the last scream heard before Yami slammed the phone back into its cradle. He leaned against the kitchen counter and let out a deep sigh pinching the bridge of his nose as he felt a head-ach begin to creep up on him.
"So where are you going?" Yugi asked, though he tried to make it seem like he wasn't interested.
Yami looked over and smiled at him, "Out to see the others, I'll be back soon hopefully." He said leaning down to place a chaste kiss on his lips; he chuckled at the sight of Yugi's blush.
'Never seems to stop blushing at a simple kiss...' He thought to himself.
He grabbed a heavy coat and his boots, scarf and gloves as well. Giving a quick good-bye he exited the house with a strange feeling of dread looming over him.
For there was an evil presence in the air; circling and mocking everyone who mattered. (In this case pretty much the whole Yugioh cast ^_^)
*~*~*~*~*~
And there's chapter five.
I'm pretty sure some of you can guess the horror that will be coming in the next chapter. Messa-Cookie knows cause I snapped under pressure u.u
1) - I have that story finished... but I was thinking of saving it for either this valentine's day or next year's.
Thank you everyone for reading, and I hope you leave a nice review at the end. If anyone has noticed this chapter seems to have a different aura wrapped around the words, why? AOTS was eating chocolate and drinking jolt while writing this! n n
Again, Please Review!!